::TUESDAY NIGHT TURBULENCE::
10th September 2002

MOSHER: “A very good evening to all watching, and welcome to Tuesday Night Turbulence! What a show we’ve got set for you tonight folks, with the “Buried Alive” match between Phil Leach and Dan Jones heading up our card tonight!”

MEXICAN: “It’s gonna be excellente, essa! But wait a minute, do I hear it … yes, I do! Super Trooper!”

[From underneath the McMartyntron a confident Sven Oder-Svensson appears closely, followed by former intercontinental champion Hans Grip. Svensson smiles mildly and Grip wears a face like thunder as they make their way down to the ring flanked either side by a disapproving crowd. Whereas Svensson seems oblivious to the noise, Grip is more openly bothered by it.]

MOSHER: “Uh oh! I wonder what these guys have to say!”

MEXICAN: “I bet I won’t comprendez - I do not get that hombre‘s accento!”

[Once in the ring, Svensson takes the microphone and he starts speaking over the crowd.]

SVEN: “Hallø.”

[Grip cringes and the crowd continue to boo.]

SVEN: “I am Sven. This is Hans. I am his manager and I am here tø tell yøu that the Swedes are far frøm defeated. Sø Hans may have løst his title and he may nø lønger be unbeaten, but he is still a førce tø be reckøned with – but ønly when he has døne his training and is eating prøperly. His recent løsses are the result øf laziness and cømplacency, but I am prøud tø say that he is back øn the ball and is almøst in gear. Hans is here tø annøunce what he is nøw wørking tøwards.”

[The suited manager hands the microphone gently to the stony faced Grip, who accepts graciously.]

GRIP: “I äm here tø give a wärning tønight – tø the øld Red, White änd Blue…”

[The wrestler moves away from his manager – primarily to escape the elder man’s gaze, as he addresses the public.]

MOSHER: “I think he’s talking about the Huckster…”

GRIP: “…Thät the next generätiøn is reädy før him tø retire – the Blue änd Yelløw is gøing tø møve in øn his wrinkled bødy änd ät the next PPV the belt is heäded før the yøunger generation – e.g. me. Sø “Bøb”, yøu häve a chøice either yøu retire – ør I kill yøu. I will nøt säy “I will be bäck” ør even thät “I äm bäck” – Mr. Jønes, I never left änd I never will until my wørk is døne.”

[Grip is visibly spitting with rage. Svensson, concerned with the legality of making such public death threats, takes the microphone off him and concludes the speeches.]

SVEN: “Thank yøu før yøur time.”

[“Super Trooper” hits and the booing fans jeer the Swedes out of the arena as Sven and his prodigy methodically make their way back into the back.]

[The Legacy of Get Bent are living it up in Acid's VIP locker room. It pays to have the CWF VP AND Women's Champ as the leader of the most prominent group in the CWF...]

FALLON: "Hey! Give me back those twiglets! They're mine!"

[CWF Diva, Fallon, is not very happy as Julia has nicked off with her tube of twiglets and is running around the locker room with them. Acid is sitting on the couch, pissing herself laughing, as Fallon continues to chase Julia in circles around the room...]

JULIA: "These twiglets will give you a tummy ache if you eat them before your match! And yopu don't want to disappoint that Dante character, now do you?"

ACID: "Plus I'm sure that you don't want to be deprived the priveldge of whooping Asya's ass, yet again?"

FALLON: "Good point. You'll keep them for me until after the match, right?"

ACID & JULIA: [sniggering] "We promise!"

[Fallon eyes the two other women suspiously as Julia puts the tube of twiglets on the table and joins Acid on the couch. Fallon does the same.]

JULIA: "What's the crack with that Dante guy anyway?"

ACID: "Not really sure. I'm not the one who signed him. He seems like my type of guy anyway! So dark, so mysterious, so viciously scarred..."

JULIA: "Not again, Acid! You just got over that thing with Kyle Reece... and look what happened there! He's now a minister for that crazy creep, Rabbi Dobba!"

ACID: "I know! I'm not interested in him in that way, julia! This is purely a professional level;. I think he would make an excellent addition to our little group, that's all.."

FALLON: "I thought we were going to be a women's only clique?"

ACID: "Come on! You've got to admit that we do OCCASIONALLY need a man around here! Even though most of the time they are about as useful as a chocolate fire guard..."

[The women laugh.]

FALLON: "Let's see how he does in this match up. Asya shouldn't be a problem for me. I've kicked her ass before, I can do it again. After all- I'M THE TEENAGE ZOMBIE- and it's going to take alot more that that Xena-wannabe to put me back in my grave!"

JULIA: "You seem confident enough!"

ACID: "Bold and brassy Fallon- so many arses to kick, so little time!"

FALLON: "Damn right!"

[The women laugh again as the scene fades...]

CWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Damian Ali vs Kyle Reece
Referee: Phil James

TUCK: "Introducing first, the challenger..."

[“Seek and Destroy" starts to fill the air. The crowd boo with a vengeance. Damian Ali stalks out into the arena, Felicia a few steps behind. He jeers to the fans, before proceeding to the ring.]

TUCK: "...DAMIAN ALI!"

[The music changes as Ali reaches the ring. “Fuel" starts up in its place.]

TUCK: "And the CWF Intercontinental Champion ..."

[Kyle Reece strolls out into the arena, the IC belt upon his waist, Rabbi Dobba at his heels. He gets a decent pop from the fans. Together the two men make their way to the ring, blessing the crowd.]

TUCK: "...KYLE REECE!"

[The two men take up position in the ring and the ref calls for the bell.]

MOSHER: "This should be an excellent match! These two seem pretty evenly matched to me!"

MEXICAN: "Are you kidding, gringo?! You saw what Ali did to The Blue Flash! What makes you think Kyle Reece stands a chance?!"

[The two men circle cautiously, testing each other's patience. They lock up, Ali managing to lock on a Hammerlock. Kyle Reece reverses it into an Armwringer. Ali counters with a Shortarm clothesline. Kyle Reece jumps right back to his feet. He heads in for another lock up, but Ali catches him with a Sidekick, then topples him with an Armbar Takedown. Kyle is too close to the ropes, and easily escapes.]

MOSHER: "Damian Ali has the clear advantage right now!"

MEXICAN: "Of course!"

[Ali breaks his hold and goes back to the impact moves. He whips Kyle Reece, then catches him on the return with a Spinebuster. He attempts a quick pin:

One.

Tw- Kickout! Reece escapes!]

MOSHER: "Too early for Ali to finish it!"

[Ali drags Reece up again, but he battle back. He elbows Damian in the ribs, then hits a quick Snapmare, before applying a Surfboard Stretch. This time, Ali is too close to the ropes. He sticks one foot on the middle one, breaking the hold. Reece pulls him up, then hits a Powerslam. He covers:

One.

Tw- No! Easy kickout!]

MEXICAN: "Does he think Ali is that easy to beat?! He's hardly even touched him yet!"

[Reece tries for a Suplex, but Ali blocks it. He counters into a Hip Throw. Ali stomps Reece, driving him into the corner. He pulls Kyle to his feet, then seats him on the ringpost. Before Damian has chance to climb up after him, Reece recovers and battles back. The two men struggle with one another, while balanced precariously on the ropes. Ali hits a lucky blow, stunning Reece, then delivers a devastating Super Rock Bottom. Both men crash to the mat with a great crash.]

MOSHER: "Unreal! Damian Ali with that awesome high risk move!"

MEXICAN: "No way can Kyle Reece come back now!"

[Ali pulls himself across the canvas and lays one arm on Reece's chest:

One.

Two.

Kickout!]

MOSHER: "Amazing! How did Reece escape that?!"

[Damian Ali seems to be drained after the move, as he and Kyle both struggle to stand. Ali recovers first, throwing a punch at Reece. Reece blocks! He blasts Ali with a hard blow, spinning all the way round. As Ali turn back to face him, Reece lifts him up for the Military Press.]

MOSHER: "Reece is going for his finisher! He wants to end it now!"

[Suddenly, Ali slips out of his grip. He lands behind Reece and hits a reverse DDT. Suddenly, before Ali can even pin, the crowd leap to their feet. Stone Cold Andy Morgan is seen charging down the ramp. He slides into the ring and immediately start waffling away on Damian Ali. Before the referee can intervene, out of the crowd comes The Blue Flash. He too slides into the ring. By now, Kyle Reece has staggered to his feet. Blue Flash attacks him.]

MOSHER: "This is chaos! Andy is attacking Ali, and Flash is attacking Reece!"

[At this point, the referee decides to give up on the match. He calls for the bell. This, of course, has no effect on the brawling men in the ring. The seperate feuds manage to devolve into a free for all. Reece, Ali, Andy and Flash all start battering away at whoever is closest. The bell is rung repeatedly, the referee futiley tries to restore order.]

MEXICAN: "Hey, amigo, that ref has lost this one!"

[A horde of referees pour down the ramp and enter the ring. They swarm around the melee of wrestlers and drag them apart. One by one they break away and head up the ramp, followed by Felicia and Rabbi Dobba. Eventually the ring is cleared and Mr Tuck enters to announce the result.]

TUCK: "This match has been declared a No Contest due to interference on both sides!"

MOSHER: "Well, there you go folks! You can be sure this is going to have major repercussions in the future!"

EARLIER TODAY …

[We see CWF Head Of Security Neil Hunt in the back of the arena, arms outstretched as he holds CWF Divas Asya and Fallon at arm’s length away from each other. The two ladies are straining to get at each other, but the powerful Welshman is succeeding in keeping them separate. Instead, the women elect to yell loudly at each other.]

ASYA: “You little skank! When I get my hands on you I’ll make you sorry!”

FALLON: “Oh yeah? Come get it, monkey girl!”

ASYA: “What?! Why YOU BIT-“

“WHAT is going on here?!”

[An annoyed looking Mr McMartyn stomps onscreen, glaring venomously at the two ladies.]

MCMARTYN: “Neil?”

HUNT: “They’re at it again, Sir. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had to separate these two this past month or so!”

MCMARTYN: “You! And you! I’m sick of this! At CWF Sub Zero, the two of you are going to sort this out for good- and you’re going to do it …”

[The CWF Chairman pauses briefly, as if trying to think of what to say.]

MCMARTYN: “You’re going to do it in the first ever ALL LEATHER LEATHER STRAP MATCH! Leather strap rules, but you’re BOTH going to be wearing nothing but LEATHER! You go it? Good! Now get out of here!”

[At his bosses’ command Neil Hunt pushes the two women in opposite directions. Fallon and Asya glare at one another for a moment, then storm off, each in a different direction. Mr McMartyn turns to his Chief Of Security and shakes his head in bewilderment.]

MCMARTYN: “… Women!”

Dante & Fallon vs Mezemorial & Asya
Referee: Phil James

MOSHER: "Some mixed tag team action for you next ladies and gentlemen, as Dante and Fallon take on Mezemorial and Asya!"

MEXICAN: "Damn right amigo!"

MOSHER: "Two hungry rookies and two ladies with a grudge- should be a spectacular match!"

TUCK: "This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... DANTE & FALLON!!!"

[Lights in the arena cut off. A few sparks flicker from the entrance way as "Something Wicked This Way Comes!" scrolls across the Big Screen. Then, a huge fireball blasts up from the ramp igniting the stage into a firey inferno. "Before I Die " by "Mushroomhead " starts blaring over the PA system. Out from the flames walks Dante. The crowd erupts into a chores of boos as Dante stalks down to ring-side as a single light follows him. Once he slides into the ring, the flames die, the music goes quiet and the flames flicker away. Then Fallon appears from behind the curtain. She waves to the crowd before walking down the ramp and climbing into the ring.]

MEXICAN: "Wow! Fallon looks hot tonight!"

MOSHER: "She certainly does, Mex!"

TUCK: "And their opponents… MEZEMORIAL & ASYA!!!"

[Without me hits the PA system and the crowd goes wild as Asya struts down the ramp giving high fives to everyone she sees. She sees a guy in the front row and gives him a kiss on his cheek, the guy faints as Asya turns and walks up the right side of the ring and climbs in through the ropes. She poses as her music cuts to an end. Immediately afterwards, "My Own Summer" hits and Mezermorial walks out onto the ramp to a shower of boos from the crowd. He raises his sledgehammer to the heavens as a sadistic smile crawls across his face. He and Breven walk down to the ring, and he slides in and gets ready to do battle. As referee Phil James goes over a couple of things in the ring with the four competitors, we head back to the announce table.]

MOSHER: Do you think it was wise for management to book Asya and Fallon in a match with these tag match? I mean, we've seen how vicious the competition is between these two ladies. Wouldn't it have been better to let them cool off for a couple of weeks?"

MEXICAN: Amigo! That would be boring! Mr McMartyn is a genius! Anything could happen in this match!"

[DING! DING! DING!]

[Dante and Mezemorial start the match, immediately entering the tie up. Mezemorial, obviously the stronger of the two, immediately captilises irish whipping Dante into the ropes. As he comes back, Mezemorial attempts to clothesline him, but Dante is quick and ducks, bouncing off the ropes on the other side and knocking Mezemorial off his feet with a devasting dropkick. Dante then pulls Mezemorial to his feet, only to DDT his face into the canvas. Whilst he is laid out on the canvas, Dante goes over to his corner and tags in Fallon. Fallon climbs up onto the turnbuckle...]

MOSHER: "Fallon is gonna fly!"

[Fallon performs a swanton bomb off the top rope, and lands hard on top of Mezemorial! She receives a cool pop from the crowd.]

MEXICAN: "What a move Fallon!"

[Fallon is now up and heading towards Mezemorial. She grabs him by the hair and drags him over to her corner and tags in Dante back in. They pull Mezemorial up, each grab him beneath a shoulder and pull off a double suplex. The canvas rumbles upon impact.]

MOSHER: "Excellent team work!"

[Mezemorial is half conscious on the canvas, whilst Dante and Fallon set him up against the nearest corner. Dante climbs to the outside of the ring and holds Mezemorial as Fallon backs up. Fallon is about to perform a standing moonsault on Mezemorial when she is knocked down by Asya! Asya then drags Fallon to the outside of the ring and the two women starting fighting on the outside! Referee Phil James goes to separate them, sending the two women back to their specified corners, much to the disgust of Fallon. In the ring, Dante has let go of Mezemorial, jumps back inside the ring and drags Mezemorial up. He bounces off the ropes and plants a clothesline onto Mezemorial. He then goes for the pin...]

[..1..]

[..2..]

[..Mezemorial manages to get his shoulder up!

[Dante can't believe it. He goes to nail Mezemorial with a spear as he gets up, but Mezemorial dodges this and tags in Asya, who spears Dante! Asya then mounts punches until referee Phil James tells her to cool. Asya backs off, allowing Dante to get up. They enter the tie up, and Asya attempts to whip Dante into a corner, but Dante counters, sending Asya crashing into the turnbuckle instead. As Asya lies against the ropes in the corner, Dante uses his foot to choke her then releases after a reprimand by the referee. He picks Asya up to whip her into the other corner, but this time Asya reverses it and sends Dante into the opposite corner. Dante connects and then falls back against the canvas. Asya poses for the crowd as she runs over to the corner, climbs the turnbuckle nearest to Dante taunting the crowd. Dante is dazed and Fallon is now shouting for her partner to get up as Asya takes to the air and smashes into Dante with an Asyan Moonsault! Asya then goes for the pin...]

[..1..]

[..2..]

[..Wait a minute! Fallon has just pulled Asya off of Dante!]

[Asya spins round to see Fallon pulling on her leg, dragging her off Dante. Furious, she kicks, sending Fallon flying back against the security barrier. Referee Phil James climbs out of the ring to see if Fallon is ok. Fallon shakes off the kick and immediately jumps back onto the upron as Asya tags in Mezemorial. Dante has gotten to his feet and is heading for his corner hoping to tag in Fallon, who subsequently is not there. Mezemorial has spotted him and drags Dante out of the corner and into the centre of the ring. He then goes for 'The Bee Sting Butterfly' - his finishing move. He connects, sending Dante down to the canvas. Asya approaches, ready to catch Dante with the Asyan Powerbomb' when suddenly Dante lashes out furiously, connecting a devasting double clothesline on both Asya and Mezemorial! He dives onto Mezemorial, pounding his mercilessly with punch after punch. He then drags him to his feet and locks in 'Purgatory'! Asya tries to escpae as she sees her partner flailing, trying in vain to escape the clutches of Dante. She crawls over to a corner, only to be met by Fallon, who is smiling mischieviously!]

MEXICAN: "Uh oh! Could be trouble!"

MOSHER: "Looks like the tables have turned!"

[Referee Phil James is in front of Dante and Mezemorial. Mezemorial is tapping out! He can't take any more. Phil James calls for the bell.]

[DING! DING! DING!]

MOSHER: "Dante's done it! This match is over!

MEXICAN: "But what about Fallon and Asya?! The tension is killing me!"

[DING! DING! DING!]

[Dante releases his hold on Mezemorial as his music starts to play over the PA system.]

TUCK: "Here are your winners… DANTE & FALLON!!!"

[The crowd seem to calm a bit, and even Asya lets her guard down. Fallon relaxes too... then suddenly she pushes Asya into the centre of the ring! Fallon mounts a few punches, then pulls a dazed Asya to her feet, bounces off the ropes and performs 'Contradanza' on Asya! Fallon gets to her feet, satisfied that both Asya and Mezemorial have been successfully laid out in the ring. She then goes over to her partner Dante as her own music starts to play. She looks at Dante, then raises his arm and they receive a loud pop from the crowd. Dante, however, pulls his arm away and exits the ring. Fallon shrugs and continues to celebrate herself.]

[In one of the backstage loading areas at the arena, CWF Superstar Seb Beynon is practising some chin-ups on a particularly low hanging pipe fitting. The pint-sized grappler is disturbed as CWF road agent Ruth Bowen comes walking up to him excitedly.]

SEB: “What’s up, Ru?”

RUTH: “Seb, I just wanted to say thanks so much again for helping me out last week- if it wasn’t for you running down to take out Andrew and save me from that Final Solution, I would have been toast!”

SEB: “Hey, that’s no problem Ru- after all, Andrew doesn’t deserve to EVER have a girl’s head between his legs! I’m looking forward to giving him an old style ass kicking this Sunday at Sub Zero!”

RUTH: “I can’t wait either, and I’ve got some good news! I convinced Acid earlier to put me in your corner for that big match on Sunday night- just in case that pesky little madam Natasha tries to get involved on Andrew’s behalf!”

SEB: “Hey that’s great, both of us together? Andrew McMartyn won’t know what hit him!”

“Oh REALLY??”

[Seb and Ruth swing around to find Andrew McMartyn standing a couple of metres behind them, leaning against a wall cockily chewing some gum.]

ANDREW: “I wouldn’t count your chickens before they’ve hatched Seb- just because I got beaten by that has-been Pete Nancollis at Shindig Slam, doesn’t mean I’ll have anything to worry about when I face an escaped Oompah Loompah this Sunday. And Ruth, my darling … if you think you want to get involved go right on ahead- I’ll have no trouble making an example out of you, too!”

SEB: “You git! Why don’t you come a little closer and say that to me?!”

ANDREW: “Oh purr-lease. I think I’ll save you an ass-kicking until Sub Zero Seb … because this Sunday the whole world can watch as you do what you always do- come up just a little SHORT!”

[Andrew McMartyn saunters off laughing evilly. With angry looks on their faces, Seb and Ruth watch him go.]

Hans Grip vs Tom ‘The Shuck’ Ickleberry
Referee: Dennis Morgan

TUCK: "This match is set for one fall. First, weighing 120 lbs..."

["The Bum Bum Song" begins, sending up a moderate pop. The Shuck dances his way to the ring, eccentrically. He clambers up the ring steps, gets into the ring, then proceeds to rip off his suit, revealing the green trunks beneath.]

TUCK: "....TOM 'THE SHUCK' ICKLEBERRY!"

MEXICAN: "Hah! This little freak is gonna be squished like a bug!"

MOSHER: "Well, I admit that with Hans Grip's record and size, the odds are against 'The Shuck'..."

TUCK: "His opponent, weighing 274 lbs..."

[The music changes. Abba's "Supertrooper" starts up. The crowd boo energetically. Hans Grip strides out onto the ramp, Sven close beside him.]

TUCK: "...HANS GRIP!"

MEXICAN: "This guy is gonna take 'The Shuck' apart!"

[The referee calls both men into the centre of the ring and calls for the bell. The match kicks off. Shuck immediately rushes Grip, locks up, and tries to overpower the Swedish God. Hans laughs out loud, then bats Shuck to the canvas like a fly. He reaches down and pulls his small foe up with one hand, then whips him to the corner. Shuck collides with the turnbuckles, then staggers back towards Hans. Grip nails him with a One Handed Powerslam. He places one foot on Shuck's chest:

One.

Tw- Kickout! Shuck breaks free!]

MEXICAN: "Senor Hans is having such an easy time! This isn't even a warm up for him!"

MOSHER: "He really doesn't seem to be struggling! This can't be good for Shuck!"

[Grip pulls up Shuck, then hits a Shortarm clothesline. He follows up with a Stall Suplex, then a Snap Powerbomb. He laughs at his struggling foe. Sven smiles politely and urges Hans to continue.]

MEXICAN: "This match will be over before Hans even breaks a sweat!"

[Grip keeps pummelling The Shuck with a Pulling Piledriver, then a Brainbuster. He pulls him up, whips him, then floors his lightweight foe with a Gorilla Press Slam. Grip drags Shuck up once more, then drills him with a Hangman's DDT. Grip covers:

One.

Two.

No! Grip breaks the cover! He shakes his head at the ref!]

MOSHER: "No! Hans Grip isn't done yet! He wants to keep up the punishment!"

[Grip goes back to work, whipping Shuck into the corner. He raises Shuck onto the turnbuckle, then clambers up the ropes. Grip drills him with a Super Brainbuster. Shuck crumples into a limp heap.]

MOSHER: "Hans just annihilated 'The Shuck'!"

MEXICAN: "How brutal!"

[Hans is eager to go back to work, but the referee pulls him away. He checks on The Shuck, but finds no response. The referee calls for the bell as The Shuck is unconscious. Before he can end the match, however, Hans Grip grabs the ref by the shirt and throws him over the ropes. He starts stomping on the defenseless Shuck.]

MOSHER: "NO! The match is already over! Hans Grip is out of order!"

MEXICAN: "He's too savage!"

[Suddenly, all the fans leap to their feet. Charging down the ramp is none other than Bob Jones. "The Huckster" shoves Sven aside and slides into the ring. Hans Grip looks up and runs to meet him. The mighty Swede swings a big punch, but "The Huckster" ducks. He blasts Hans with three big punches, then whips him across the ring.]

MOSHER: "It's Bob! Coming to the aid of 'The Shuck'!"

[As Hans comes running across the ring, Bob smashes him in the face with an awesome Big Boot. Then, in an almost fluid motion, he takes a step back and nails a clobbering Legdrop. Hans Grip, in no condition to fight back now, rolls out of the ring to escape. "The Huckster" lets him go, seeming more concerned with The Shuck. He crouches over the small form of his ally. Hans and Sven both stroll up the ramp, having already made their point. They dissappear from view, allowing a stream of paramedics to pour down to the ring.]

MOSHER: "What's this?! 'The Shuck' has been seriously hurt!"

[Over the next couple of minutes The Shuck is strapped to a stretcher and carried up the ramp, a worried looking "Huckster" at his side. The crowd chatter quietly, unsure whether to celebrate "The Huckster's" appearance, or boo Hans' victory.]

MOSHER: "Well, that certainly put a dampener on the evening!"

MEXICAN: "Wow! Bob had better watch his back around Hans Grip!"

MOSHER: "One thing's for sure! Hans has sent a clear message to Bob tonight! At the expensive of one of his friends! There's no way 'The Huckster' will let this slide!"

[Backstage in the CWF Chairman’s office, an angry Damian Ali has confronted Mr McMartyn.]

DAMIAN: “This stinks! If you think I’m going to put up with being screwed out of the Intercontinental Title because of that fool Stone Cold Andy Morgan, you’re sorely MISTAKEN!”

[Somewhat wide-eyed, Clive McMartyn waves his hands in the air in an attempt to placate Ali.]

MCMARTYN: “Look Damian, just calm down a minute would you? I’ve seen to it you’ll get your rematch … and what’s more, you’ll get it at CWF Sub Zero this Sunday! There’s just one catch though- Kyle Reece won’t just be defending against you. He’ll be defending the Intercontinental Title in a Fatal Fourway- Kyle Reece … Damian Ali … The Blue Flash … and Stone Cold Andy Morgan!”

[McMartyn hesitates somewhat, seemingly fearful of what Damian Ali’s reaction may be. Strangely enough, a wide smile breaks out over the face of the hitman.]

DAMIAN: “Three victims for the price of one? I like those odds… I like those odds a lot!”

[The scene fades as McMartyn and Ali smile darkly at one another…]

Rabbi Bernie Dobba vs Big Boss
Referee: Gary Willis

['Girls, Girls, Girls' by Motley hits as Big Boss comes out from backstage to a good ovation for the newcomer to CWF. Fireworks go off the Big Boss enters with several women by his side enters the ring he struts dances then performs his ultimate Pimpin strut the Pimparooni strut with spin and James Brown splitz to finish it.]

TUCK: Introducing first, weighing in at 275Ibs, from Pimp Central, UK… BIG BOSS!!!

MOSHER: "Well, this guy is a rookie in CWF, but not a rookie wrestler by all means."

MEXICAN: "Si senor! This gringo is going placing in the CWF- I can tell!"

MOSHER: "How?"

MEXICAN: "I have a nose for this sorta thing!"

MOSHER: "Yeah. It's called 'brown-nosing…' MOSHER: "Ahem…"

["Pretty Fly For A Rabbi" by Weird Al Yakovich hits the PA System as the crowd give a mixed reaction.]

TUCK: And his opponent, being accompanied by the CWF IC Champion, Minister Kyle Reece. Weighing in at 180lbs…RABBI BERNIE DOBBA!!!

[The arena glows purple as Rabbi Dobba and Minister Reece come out from behind the curtain and stands at the top of the ramp, blessing the crowd. They then walk down to the ring, blessing individual crowd members as they go.]

MOSHER: "RBD and his newly appointed Minister, Kyle Reece looking keen and eager tonight."

MEXICAN: "They are both insane. I know Reece was a bit fucked up in the first place, but this is ridiculous!"

[DING! DING! DING!]

[The bell rings as Big Boss and RBD start taunting one another. Big Boss grabs RBD and plants him with a body slam. Big Boss drops his elbow into the face of RBD and starts' pummelling him with shots. Big Boss picks Big Boss, whips him against the ropes and knocks him down with a clothesline. Big Boss puts RBD in a lying sleeper. RBD starts fading...]

[..1..]

[RBD's arm drops]

[..2..]

MEXICAN: "If it goes down once again RBD is out of here! YAY!"

[RBD's arm drops again]

[…]

[RBD keeps his arm in the air on the third occasion. He gets onto his feet, elbows Big Boss, spins around and hits Big Boss with a spinning kick to the face. RBD picks Big Boss up, whips him against the ropes and puts him in a sleeper.]

MEXICAN: "GODDAMMIT!!!"

[Big Boss reverses the sleeper with a snapmare takedown and puts RBD back into the hold. It doesn't last too long this time as RBD gets to his feet and reverses into a back suplex on Big Boss. RBD picks Dagon Spear up, whips him against the ropes and goes for the Superkick. Big Boss ducks, bounces off the ropes and knocks RBD down. Big Boss grabs RBD's legs and puts him into a Boston crab. RBD starts screaming with pain. RBD slowly worms across the ring and gets his hands on the bottom rope. Big Boss picks up RBD and gives him a back suplex that drives him neck first into the mat. Big Boss goes for the pin...]

[..1..]

[..2..]

[..RBD kicks out.]

[Big Boss picks up RBD, whips him against the ropes and takes him down with a hip toss. RBD gets to his feet, Big Boss grapples and delivers a suplex. Big Boss picks RBD up, whips him into a turnbuckle and charges at RBD.]

[RBD moves out of the way and Big Boss runs straight into the turnbuckle. Big Boss turns around and RBD hits him with a Superkick to the chin. The impact of the kick sends Big Boss over the top rope and to the outside.]

[RBD climbs onto the turnbuckle, waits for Big Boss to get to his feet and hits him with a flying cross body. RBD gets to his feet, jumps onto the ring apron and then moonsaults off onto Big Boss. The crowd start going wild. The adrenaline starts pumping through RBD's veins and he gets a little too over excited. He climbs onto a turnbuckle, waits for Big Boss to get to his feet, and goes for another high risk move but Big Boss moves and RBD lands, split-legged, on the crowd barrier. RBD drops off the barrier and starts rolling around in pain. RBD gets to his feet, takes a few steps back (making ropes) and waits for Big Boss to get up. He does and as RBD knocks Big Boss down to the canvas. RBD grabs Dagon back up once again and delivers a hard suplex down to the mat. RBD goes against the ropes and delivers a hard elbow down to Big Boss's chest making Big Boss shout loudly. RBD goes for the cover…]

[..1..]

[..2..]

[KICKOUT!]

MOSHER: "RBD nearly had him there!"

[Big Boss rolls over to his front and jumps to his feet. RBD gets to his feet as the two superstars battle it out in the centre of the ring exchanging blows with Big Boss eventually getting the better of RBD pushing him into the corner. Big Boss starts delivering chops to the prone body of RBD in the corner as the crowd cheer. Big Boss lobs RBD down to the mat close to the turnbuckle. Dagon Spear goes outside the ring and climbs to the third rope. He dives off executing a hard leg-drop to the leader of the Chgurch of Righteous Justice. Big Bossgrabs RBD's leg and puts the figure four leglock onto RBD. Big Boss starts jumping up and down putting more and more pressure onto RBD. RBD starts screaming in agony. RBD starts crawling towards the ropes still with his legs tied up. RBD makes a lunge for the bottom rope and grabs hard to it so Big Boss has to release the hold. Big Boss gets to his feet first and kicks RBD back down to the mat. Big Boss grabs RBD's arm and puts an armbar on. RBD this time is close to the rope and Big Boss has to break the hold once again.]

MOSHER: "Big Boss is trying to fatigue RBD so he can't be at his full speed by the looks of it. He's worked on the leg and now the arms!"

[Big Boss puts RBD in a headlock position. Suddenly RBD starts getting energy back and drives a hard elbow into Big Boss's stomach. He continues to elbow away at Big Boss's stomach as Big Boss slowly begins to release the hold. RBD fists Big Boss as he staggers back a bit. He fists him again trying to knock him off his feet as Big Boss staggers. RBD goes against the ropes and clotheslines Big Boss down to the floor. RBD sees Big Boss down on the floor in the corner. He poses to the crowd before diving off and executing the Corner Of Righteous Justice right onto Big Boss! RBD bounces off Big Boss.]

MOSHER: Well, RBD GO ON!!! PIN HIM!

[RBD crawls over to where Big Boss is laying and rests his arm across Big Boss's chest…]

[..1..]

[..2..]

[KICKOUT!]

[Big Boss just gets his should up from the mat before the three count. RBD looks devastated as he thought he had this match won. RBD gets to his feet first and then Big Boss does an instance later than RBD. RBD goes to punch Dagon but he ducks and Big Boss punches RBD a few times as RBD staggers back into the turnbuckle. Big Boss chucks him down onto the floor and he climbs the turnbuckle himself. Big Boss gets to the top rope and waits there. RBD gets to his feet as Big Boss jumps off executing the 3-B Big Boss Bomb! Big Boss gets to his knees and then leans across RBD hooking his right leg...]

[..1..]

[..2..]

[..3!!]

[DING! DING! DING!]

TUCK: "Here is your winner… BIG BOSS!!!"

MOSHER: "What a victory for Big Boss over the Rabbi!"

MEXICAN: "See! See! I told you Big Boss would win!"

[Big Boss gets to his feet and the crowd cheer as he exits the ring. He walks up the aisle and disappears backstage as Minister Reece helps his mentor, the fallen Rabbi out of the ring…]

[A loud boo goes up as we fade back into Turbulence; Gav Jones is standing outside the Presidential Office with Mr McMartyn. The CWF President is holding a blue dossier in his hand and has a rather stunned look on his face. Rather cautiously, Gav waves his microphone in the direction of the boss.]

GAV: “Er Mr McMartyn … we found out last week on Redemption a shocking revelation; that you have another child, and furthermore, that individual is an employee of this company! Now rumour has it what you’re holding in your hand right now reveals exactly WHO that person is. Will you be able to tell everyone here tonight exactly what the results of those test are?”

[Despite the question, Mr McMartyn carries on staring out into space.]

GAV: “Mr McMartyn?”

MCMARTYN: “… What? Er … oh yes. Gav Jones, I DO INDEED possess the name of my long-lost offspring in this dossier, but to be honest with, I’m in too much of a state of shock right now to share it with you, much less the viewing public. This Thursday on Redemption however, I- Clive McMartyn- WILL reveal to t he world the identity of the lost McMartyn! But for now … I have to go…”

[Still almost vacant, the CWF Chairman wanders off screen and out of view, clutching tightly at the folder in his hand. An excited Gav Jones turns to the camera to address the viewers.]

GAV: “You heard it here first, folks! This Thursday on Redemption, Mr McMartyn will break the news we’ve all been waiting to hear- FANTASTIC!”

BEST OF FIVE SPECIALITY TOURNAMENT ROUND 4- BURIED ALIVE MATCH
Phil ‘The Man’ Leach vs Dan Jones

[As ring announcer Mr Tuck steps into the ring, the cameras pan across the arena to reveal the Buried Alive set constructed near the entry ramp, lurking in the shadows of the massive McMartynTron screen. The Buried Alive set consists of a contoured stage covered with a kind of synthetic grass and adorned with various head stones, tombstones, statues and other graveyard apparel. Near the centre of the “cemetery” is located a large hole in the stage, forming a sort of open grave. The insides of the pit are an earthy brown, and the exact depth of the grave is unclear. Nearby, a couple of heavy spades rest on a large mound of earth and dirt. An ominous hush has fallen over the arena, a silence only broken as “I Stand Alone” hits over the PA system.]

TUCK: “The following match is Round Four of the Best Of Five Speciality Tournament and is a BURIED ALIVE MATCH! Introducing the opponents … first, from Bristol England, weighing in at 231 lbs, DAN JONES!”

[The fans boo loudly as the sombre Dan Jones solemnly makes his way down the aisle and climbs into the squared circle with a swish of his coat. With no fanfare, Dan removes his wide brimmed hat and leather trenchcoat and flings them aside. A massive cheer blasts out from the audience as “It’s My Life” begins to play.]

TUCK: “And his opponent … from Llanbadoc Docks Usk, weighing in at 237 lbs, PHIL ‘THE MAN’ LEACH!”

[To a raucous ovation, The Gentleman Pimp shakes his stuff down to the ring. Dressed in all his usual Pimp apparel, Phil climbs through the ropes and into the ring, looking coldly across the canvas at his rival, who stands silently watching Phil from the opposite corner.]

MOSHER: “All the pressure is on Phil Leach here, Mexican! If he doesn’t win this match, they’ll be no Sub Zero final, no best of five- Dan Jones will finally prove himself to be the strongest!”

MEXICAN: “How can this prancing prat expect to come up trumps here, Capataino? Senor Dan is going to bury him- Six Feet Under!!”

[Phil Leach begins to shed his entrance attire, unbuttoning his suit jacket and slipping off his Pimp jewellery. With his opponent’s back turned, Dan Jones charges and makes a dive straight for the Gentleman Pimp. Phil seems to sense this attack is coming though, and spins around. Dan’s charge is halted as Phil Leach knocks him silly with a blast to the face from his Pimp cane. As the bell sounds to signify the start of the bout, Dan Jones staggers around rather drunkenly, caught off guard completely by Phil’s counter attack. ‘The Man’ pulls off his big white Pimp Hat and, much to the amusement of the fans, places it on Dan’s head. Phil smashes down on dan’s feet with the Pimp Cane, making the usually reserved Lone Wolf “dance” around ridiculously with the big feathered Pimp hat on his head!]

MEXICAN: “What the?!”

MOSHER: “Hahahahaha! Phil Leach is humiliating poor Dan here! Look how silly he looks!”

[Dan finally staggers away from Phil, and realises what is on his head. Snarling like an animal, he tears the Pimp hat from his head and hurls it away angrily. Looking to build on his strong start, Phil charges his opponent across the ring with his Pimp cane outstretched, but Lone Wolf coolly sidesteps the attack and disarms Phil by delivering a huge Roundhouse Kick to his right arm, causing the Gentleman Pimp to drop the weapon to the mat. Phil swings out with a trademark “Swede” but Dan again dodges, knocking his foe to the ground with a quick sweep to the legs. Quickly, Dan Jones grabs the Pimp cane from the mat. As Phil goes to get to his feet, Dan breaks the cane in two over his back!]

MOSHER: “Ouch!!”

MEXICAN: “What a caning! Ahahahaha!”

MOSHER: “GM, be quiet. You’re not cool, you’re not funny!”

[Dan Jones scoops Phil to his feet and delivers a harsh Backbreaker, prompting a squeal from the crowd as Phil’s spine cracks loudly over his knee. Further damage is caused as Dan drops an elbow into the back of the Gentleman Pimp, then whips him hard into one of the turnbuckles. Lone Wolf charges, but eats boot as Phil gets a foot up in desperation. Dan Jones spins round from the impact, and Phil steps forward and executes a Full Nelson Slam on his opponent. Both men drop to the mat from the impact of the move. Dan rolls round in pain on the mat, but Phil is slow to get to his feet, clutching at his back as he uses the ropes to regain his vertical base. Both opponents stagger to their feet at the same time, and proceed to trade blows in the centre of the ring as the fans cheer madly.]

MOSHER: “I don’ think the rivalry between these two will EVER die!”

[Dan knocks Phil back with a hard BackHand Blow, then follows up with a Martial Arts kick. Phil catches Dan’s leg however, and roughly shoves him backwards to the mat! Lone Wolf looks horrified at the lack of finesse in this attack but quickly scrambles to his feet, only to be met with a series of hard knife-edge chops from Phil ‘The Man’ Leach. Now it is Dan’s turn to be knocked backwards across the ring, and Phil quickly looks to capitalise by whipping his foe across the mat. Dan bounces off the ropes and attempts a charging counter attack, which is avoided as Phil hits the mat. The Gentleman Pimp scrabbles to his feet as Dan bounces off the other side, but a Back Body Drop is thwarted when Dan leap frogs him and carries on running. Phil looks for a Hip Toss, which is blocked by Dan. Dan in turn tries to execute the manoeuvre, but he too finds it blocked. Their arms now intertwined, Phil breaks the bond with a blistering “Swede” right to Dan’s face!]

MOSHER: “You can always rely on Phil to use his head! Amazing stuff!”

[Dan staggers up clutching his face, only to be met with a hard Pimp Clothesline from his hated enemy. Phil yanks Lone Wolf to his feet and sets up for a Pimp-plex. The Gentleman Pimp heaves upwards, but his injured back stalls and ‘The Man’ is unable to pull Dan up for the move. Dan Jones capitalises quickly, lifting Phil up over his head and delivering a hard Suplex of his own. Phil lands on his back with a loud bang, and arches up in pain. The Lone Wolf follows up with a hard Reverse DDT, then pulls a groggy Phil Leach to his feet. The Gentleman Pimp sways drunkenly in the centre of the ring, and Dan runs to the ropes and rebounds back towards his opponent. Dan Jones looks for a Neckbreaker but NO! Phil Leach has been playing possum! ‘The Man’ catches Dan by the ponytail and runs towards the edge of the ring, flinging his foe over the top rope and to the arena floor! The Gentleman Pimp celebrates by gyrating crudely for the fans, but Dan recovers from his fall and grabs hold of Phil’s ankles, pulling him down and to the outside.]

MOSHER: “Phil and Dan taking the fight further afield, now!”

[Dan swings at Phil with a big punch but the pimp blocks, sending Dan reeling back with a big shot of his own. The Gentleman Pimp boots his nemesis in the midsection and sets up for a Piledriver on the outside! The fans cheer their hero wildly, but Dan Jones quickly sweeps out Phil’s legs and knocks him to the ground. Slingshot by Dan, catapulting Phil right into the steel ring post! The crowd squirms as Phil Leach’s face connects with the steel with a loud clang. As Phil lolls around the post, Dan makes for the time keeper’s table and roughly shoves Ralph Tuck aside. Dan Jones picks up the ring announcer’s steel chair and moves back towards Phil Leach! The Lone Wolf swings the weapon towards his foe as the crowd gasps- but ‘The Man’ moves out of the way! CLANG! The steel chair collides with the ring post loudly, and Dan shudders from the impact of metal against metal!]

MOSHER: “That’s going to leave a ringing in his ears!”

[With Dan distracted, Phil Leach grabs the Lone Wolf and tosses him over the crowd barricade and into the audience! The Gentleman Pimp climbs over the barrier after him, and the two hated rivals begin duking it out amongst the screaming fans! Dan Jones and Phil Leach battle up the steps of the arena and into the upper stands, where the excited fans cheer, jeer and tussle as the two competitors trade vicious blow for vicious blow. Back down the steps on the opposite side the two fight, and with Dan’s back against the railings, Phil Leach powers them both over the barrier with a big Clothesline. A huge cheer goes up- the grapplers now find themselves in the Buried Alive cemetery!]

MEXICAN: “This is where it gets DEAD-ly! Haha!”

[Dan and Phil fight furiously amongst the fake gravestones and memorials, but Lone Wolf takes advantage by doubling his opponent by with a knee to the midsection. Dan Jones grabs Phil’s head and runs towards the grave, attempting to fling his opponent in head-first. Phil puts on the brakes at the last minute and both teeter at the brink of the grave. A huge chop to the chest from ‘The Man’ sends Dan reeling back as Phil goes after him back into the mock graveyard. Phil Scoop Slams Dan to the ground then begins tugging at one of the headstones poking up above the ground. With a heave, the Gentleman Pimp pulls the stone out of the ground and raises it above his head.]

MEXICAN: “Oh my God! Phil Leach is going to crush Dan with that tombstone! Someone do something, essa!”

[Phil charges the downed Dan Jones with the gravestone above his head, but Dan pushes out his feet and snares ‘The Man’ with a Drop Toe Hold, sending Phil crashing to the ground and smashing his face straight into the gravestone he has been wielding! As Phil sprawls on the ground clutching his jaw, Dan begins to roll him towards the grave! Lone Wolf pushes his enemy to the mouth of the hole, but Phil wedges himself into the ground and puts a halt to Dan’s efforts. The two scramble up, with Phil Leach once again teetering on the edge of the open grave. Dan lashes out savagely in an attempt to knock him in, but Phil blocks the attack and fires back with hard right hands of his own. As the Gentleman Pimp strikes out in retaliation, Dan Jones grabs his outstretched arm and whips him across the cemetery into a large gravestone!]

MOSHER: “Ouch! Being thrown into that tombstone won’t do that injured back any good at all!”

[With all his might, Dan Jones pushes over another gravestone. As Phil staggers to his feet, Dan hoists him up and delivers a Spinebuster onto the head stone! The crowd gasps as their hero is cruelly broken over the stone, but to their dismay Dan in no way lets up his attack. Lone Wolf roughly pulls Phil Leach to his feet and locks his arms around his waist- German Suplex! And another! Dan keeps his hands cinched around his foe as he delivers a third Suplex, and then a fourth! Jones positions himself in front of the open grave and sets his nemesis up for a German Suplex right into the awaiting tomb! NO! Phil escapes at the last minute with an elbow to Dan’s face, sending both men tumbling to the floor. Simultaneously, both superstars roll across the ground and grab a shovel from the pile of earth nearby. Dan Jones and Phil Leach both leap to their feet brandishing their new-found weapons just like fighting sMEXICANs!]

MEXICAN: “This is gonna be good!”

[The two arch-enemies duel all over the Buried Alive set, their weapons clashing together violently as each man tries to eliminate the other as brutally as possible. Their blow for blow duel brings them again to the edge of the open pit, and the shovels clash once again . With Phil teetering on the edge of the grave, Dan Jones uses all his strength to try and force his foe into the pit. Phil Leach resists with as much power as he can muster, but Dan pushes forwards hard with a burst of strength, and powers the Gentleman Pimp through the air backwards and into the grave! The fans gasp in horror- Phil Leach is inside the grave! Terrified of the dark pit, Phil immediately attempts to scrabble out of the tomb, only to be met by shots to the head from his foe, who is intent on keeping ‘The Man’ in the grave. With great determination, Phil Leach battles up out of the grave and launches a counter-offensive against his foe, driving Dan backwards. With the Lone Wolf staggered, Phil grabs one of the shovels and swings it straight at his opponent’s head! Dan Jones ducks at the last minute, and scoops Phil Leach up in a Tombstone Piledriver!]

MOSHER: “Tombstone Piledriver! Good God!”

MEXICAN: “Crikey! I think Dan Jones is going to Tombstone Phil Leach into that grave!!”

[A grim look on his face, Dan hoists Phil over his shoulder and marches towards the grave. As he nears the pit however, Phil Leach slips off over his shoulder and lands behind him! Before Dan can react, Phil hits a Full Nelson Slam that sends Dan tumbling into the grave! Now Dan is set to be buried alive! Half walking half crawling, Phil Leach makes it over to the mound of earth and begins shovelling the dirt frantically into the hole. Tossing the earth into the grave as quickly as he can, Phil bends over the pit to try and encase Dan completely. Like something out of a horror film, the hand of Dan Jones bursts up through the earth and clamps around the throat of the Gentleman Pimp! Phil drops the spade in shock as caked in dirt, mud and blood, a monstrous looking Dan Jones rises up out of the grave!]

MEXICAN: “He’s alive! He’s alive!”

[A horrifying sight as the congealing blood cements the dirt to his skin, Dan climbs out of the grave with his hand still tightly clamped around Phil’s neck, cutting the air off to the rest of his body. With an angry howl, Dan Jones lifts his enemy into the air and Chokeslams him deep into the grave! A massive boo rises from the audience as the Vampire’s Kiss sends Phil Leach tumbling into the darkness. Trying frantically to regain his wits, Dan quickly grabs the remaining shovel and begins piling earth into the hole, desperately trying to literally bury his foe alive. Suddenly- CLANG! Out of nowhere, the other spade flies up out of the grave and slams straight into Dan Jones’ face, knocking him to the ground, out cold! A massive ovation nearly brings the roof of the arena; Phil ‘The Man’ Leach slowly climbs out of the grave!]

MEXICAN: “No! That’s impossible!”

MOSHER: “The Gentleman Pimp is still in this thing folks!”

[Phil finally heaves himself out and slumps to the ground. Dan Jones has been knocked senseless from the shot with the shovel, and Phil Leach slowly begins to rise to his feet. His hands lock around the shovel as he pulls himself up, only moments before Dan too rises up, zombie like in his state. WHACK! As Dan Jones gets up, Phil nails him in the rear end with the shovel, sending Dan plummeting forward and down into the grave! Phil grabs an armful of earth and flings it inot the grave after Dan, then piles the remaining soil into the pit, completely burying the Lone Wolf beneath the earth! Dan has been buried alive- and the bell rings as “It’s My Life” roars into the arena!]

TUCK: “The winner of this match … PHIL LEACH!!!”

[An exhausted Phil slumps back down onto the ground amongst the dirt as his music continues to play, unable to drown out the crazed cheering from the crowd. The Gentleman Pimp is just picking himself up when Bon Jovi suddenly cuts out. Without warning, “No Chance” begins to play, prompting an earth shaking booing from the crowd. Out onto the entrance stage swaggers CWF President Mr McMartyn, microphone in hand.]

MOSHER: “What on Earth is this?!”

MCMARTYN: “Well Mr Leach, a hearty pat on the back for defeating Dan Jones here tonight in what may have been the most brutal encounter the two of you have had yet. It would seem that you are now tied; at two victories a piece in this tournament. Well, I certainly wouldn’t rest on my laurels now Phil, because you have a big match to prepare for this Sunday … a VERY big match to prepare for. That’s right, at CWF Sub Zero this heated rivalry will come to an end once and for all, and it will do so within the confines of … the HELL IN A CELL!!!”

MEXICAN: “AYE CARUMBA!”

MOSHER: “MY GOODNESS!”

[“No Chance” begins to play once again, and a satisfied Mr McMartyn disappears back through the entrance curtains. As the music continues to blast into the arena, a shocked Phil ‘The Man’ Leach crouches on the ground with a mortified look on his face as Tuesday Night Turbulence fades out …]