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Animal Jokes
King of the Jungle
My first time
The Vetriloquist
Blown a seal
Chicken Loving Parrot
6 inches
1st Time
Its All I Have
Its a Boy or Girl?
Swearing
Heaven sent
Viagra
Viagra2
Chinese Detective
Only in America
Mexican Bandit
Celebrity Deaths
Bill Clinton
Laws Of Work
Angry Owner
Religious Jokes
3-couples
Preachers
Saying Grace
Bingo
Pastors Parrot
3-nuns
Jesus Golfing
2 Evil Brothers
Car Breaks Down
They Died in Service
Jock Itch
Third grade Again
Gone Fishing
Joe & John
The Shopping Trip
Labor Pain
Snails Pace
Pay Backs
Love, Lust, Marriage
Blonde Jokes
One morning the lion is feeling especially ferocious. He saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, "Who's the king of this jungle?" The monkey scampers down from the tree, bows to the lion and stammered, "Wh..wh..why you are Mr. Lion." A few minutes later, the lion comes across a warthog. He stops in front of the animal and asks, "Who's the baddest dude in this jungle?" The warthog hid his face in the dirt and whispered, "You're the baddest, King Lion." This continues all morning long with animal after animal bowing and scraping to the lion. Finally the lion comes across an 80 year old bull elephant. He bellows at the elephant, "Who's the king of this jungle? Who owns this place? With that the elephant wrapped his trunk around the lion's belly. He raised the lion 12 feet in the air and slammed his head against the ground. After that he slammed the lion into a tree on the right and then into another tree on the left. Finally, the elephant swung his trunk and threw the lion 35 feet away where the lion landed in a thorn bush. As the elephant lumbered down the trail the lion shook his paw and shouted, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get an attitude!"
