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LINKS TO FRIENDS LINK US TO YOUR SITE Animal Jokes King of the Jungle My first time The Vetriloquist Blown a seal Chicken Loving Parrot 6 inches 1st Time Its All I Have Its a Boy or Girl? Swearing Heaven sent Viagra Viagra2 Chinese Detective Only in America Mexican Bandit Celebrity Deaths Bill Clinton Laws Of Work Angry Owner Religious Jokes 3-couples Preachers Saying Grace Bingo Pastors Parrot 3-nuns Jesus Golfing 2 Evil Brothers Car Breaks Down They Died in Service Jock Itch Third grade Again Gone Fishing Joe & John The Shopping Trip Labor Pain Snails Pace Pay Backs Love, Lust, Marriage Blonde Jokes	When You're Having A Bad Day Now get this...... I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick Hannifin and could I please speak to = Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that = anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had = transposed the last two digits. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there = on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I = yelled "YOU'RE A JERK!" And hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jerk," and put it in my desk = drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really = bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and then I'd yell, "YOU'RE A = JERK!" It would always cheer me up. Later in the year, the phone company introduced Caller Id. This was a = real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jerk.=20 Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice, = "Hello?" I made up a name. "Hi. This is Herman with the telephone = company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller = Id Program?" He went, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a jerk!" And the reason I took the time to tell you this story, Is to show you = how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something = about it. Just dial 555-4822. But wait there's more.... The old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking = space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of = the Space. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull = out. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden, this black Camaro came flying up the parking aisle in = the wrong direction and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't just do that, buddy. I = was here first!" The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring = me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, 'This guy's a jerk, there's sure a lot of jerks in = this world.' I noticed he had a for sale sign in the back window of his = car. I wrote down the number.Then I hunted for another place to park. A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just = gotten off the phone after calling 555-4822 and yelling, "YOU'RE A = JERK!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on = speed dial). I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my = desk and thought I'd better call this guy too. After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?" "Yes it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's = parked right out front." I said, "What's your name?" "My name is Don Hansen." "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home in the evenings." "Listen Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes." "Don, you're a jerk!" And I slammed the phone down. After I hung up I = added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a = problem I had two jerks to call. Then after several months of calling = the jerks and hanging up on them, the whole thing started to seem like = an obligation. It just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution. First, I had my phone dial Jerk #1. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello." I yelled "YOU'RE A JERK!" But I didn't hang up. The jerk said, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah.." He said, "Stop calling me." I said, "No." He said, "What's your name, Pal?" I said, "Don Hansen." "Where do you live?" "1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro's parked = out front." "I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your = prayers." "Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jerk!" And I hung up. Then I called Jerk #2. He answered, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, Jerk!" He said, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" "I'll kick your butt." "Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, Jerk!" And I hung = up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them a big gang = fight was going down at 1802 West 34th Street. After that I climbed into = my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. I turned onto 34th Street and parked my car under the shade of a tree = half a block from Jerk #2's house. There were two guys fighting out = front. Suddenly there were about 12 police cars and a helicopter. The = police wrestled the two men to the ground and took them away. A couple of months go by and I get a call for Jury Duty. I was picked to = be on a trial of two guys charged with Disorderly Conduct. As luck would = have it, it happened to be the same two guys. I might have influenced the Jury, because when they announced the = verdict, they said, "We the Jury, find the Defendants, Guilty as = Charged, and a couple of Jerks" > Next Joke
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Animal Jokes
King of the Jungle

My first time

The Vetriloquist
Blown a seal

Chicken Loving Parrot

6 inches

1st Time

Its All I Have

Its a Boy or Girl?

Swearing

Heaven sent

Viagra

Viagra2

Chinese Detective

Only in America

Mexican Bandit

Celebrity Deaths

Bill Clinton

Laws Of Work

Angry Owner

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3-couples

Preachers

Saying Grace

Bingo

Pastors Parrot

3-nuns

Jesus Golfing

2 Evil Brothers

Car Breaks Down

They Died in Service

Jock Itch

Third grade Again

Gone Fishing

Joe & John

The Shopping Trip

Labor Pain

Snails Pace

Pay Backs

Love, Lust, Marriage

Blonde Jokes

When You're Having A Bad Day Now get this...... I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick Hannifin and could I please speak to = Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that = anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had = transposed the last two digits. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there = on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I = yelled "YOU'RE A JERK!" And hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word "jerk," and put it in my desk = drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really = bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and then I'd yell, "YOU'RE A = JERK!" It would always cheer me up. Later in the year, the phone company introduced Caller Id. This was a = real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jerk.=20 Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice, = "Hello?" I made up a name. "Hi. This is Herman with the telephone = company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller = Id Program?" He went, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a jerk!" And the reason I took the time to tell you this story, Is to show you = how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something = about it. Just dial 555-4822. But wait there's more.... The old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking = space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of = the Space. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull = out. Great, I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden, this black Camaro came flying up the parking aisle in = the wrong direction and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, "You can't just do that, buddy. I = was here first!" The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring = me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, 'This guy's a jerk, there's sure a lot of jerks in = this world.' I noticed he had a for sale sign in the back window of his = car. I wrote down the number.Then I hunted for another place to park. A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just = gotten off the phone after calling 555-4822 and yelling, "YOU'RE A = JERK!" (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on = speed dial). I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my = desk and thought I'd better call this guy too. After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said, "Hello?" I said, "Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?" "Yes it is." "Can you tell me where I can see it?" "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's = parked right out front." I said, "What's your name?" "My name is Don Hansen." "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" "I'm home in the evenings." "Listen Don, can I tell you something?" "Yes." "Don, you're a jerk!" And I slammed the phone down. After I hung up I = added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a = problem I had two jerks to call. Then after several months of calling = the jerks and hanging up on them, the whole thing started to seem like = an obligation. It just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution. First, I had my phone dial Jerk #1. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello." I yelled "YOU'RE A JERK!" But I didn't hang up. The jerk said, "Are you still there?" I said, "Yeah.." He said, "Stop calling me." I said, "No." He said, "What's your name, Pal?" I said, "Don Hansen." "Where do you live?" "1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro's parked = out front." "I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your = prayers." "Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jerk!" And I hung up. Then I called Jerk #2. He answered, "Hello?" I said, "Hello, Jerk!" He said, "If I ever find out who you are..." "You'll what?" "I'll kick your butt." "Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now, Jerk!" And I hung = up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them a big gang = fight was going down at 1802 West 34th Street. After that I climbed into = my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. I turned onto 34th Street and parked my car under the shade of a tree = half a block from Jerk #2's house. There were two guys fighting out = front. Suddenly there were about 12 police cars and a helicopter. The = police wrestled the two men to the ground and took them away. A couple of months go by and I get a call for Jury Duty. I was picked to = be on a trial of two guys charged with Disorderly Conduct. As luck would = have it, it happened to be the same two guys. I might have influenced the Jury, because when they announced the = verdict, they said, "We the Jury, find the Defendants, Guilty as = Charged, and a couple of Jerks"

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