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Animal Jokes
King of the Jungle

My first time

The Vetriloquist
Blown a seal

Chicken Loving Parrot


6 inches

1st Time

Its All I Have


Its a Boy or Girl?

Swearing

Heaven sent


Viagra

Viagra2


Chinese Detective

Only in America

Mexican Bandit


Celebrity Deaths

Bill Clinton

Laws Of Work

Angry Owner


Religious Jokes

3-couples

Preachers

Saying Grace

Bingo

Pastors Parrot

3-nuns

Jesus Golfing

2 Evil Brothers

Car Breaks Down

They Died in Service


Jock Itch

Third grade Again


Gone Fishing

Joe & John

The Shopping Trip

Labor Pain

Snails Pace

Pay Backs

Love, Lust, Marriage


Blonde Jokes



It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son." The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son." The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his Dad. "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Alabama?" he asked. "No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."
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