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LINKS TO FRIENDS LINK US TO YOUR SITE Animal Jokes King of the Jungle My first time The Vetriloquist Blown a seal Chicken Loving Parrot Gender Jokes Blonde Jokes Wrong Number Midnight Mishap Baseball Friends A Night With Her Knock On Wood The trip A letter home A golf outing The Bust Bar Jokes 6 inches 1st Time Its All I Have Kids Jokes Its a Boy or Girl? Swearing Heaven sent Headline Jokes Viagra Viagra2 Nationality Jokes Chinese Detective Only in America Mexican Bandit Office Jokes Celebrity Deaths Bill Clinton Laws Of Work Angry Owner Religious Jokes Religious Jokes 3-couples Preachers Saying Grace Bingo Pastors Parrot 3-nuns Jesus Golfing 2 Evil Brothers Car Breaks Down They Died in Service School Jokes Jock Itch Third grade Again Spouse Jokes Gone Fishing Joe & John The Shopping Trip Labor Pain Snails Pace Pay Backs Love, Lust, Marriage Blonde Jokes Blonde Jokes	A 7-year-old boy and his 4-year-old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. The 7-year-old is explaining that it is high time that the two of them begin swearing. When his little brother responds enthusiastically, the 7 year old says, "When we go down stairs for breakfast this morning, I'll say "Hell" and you say "ass." The 4-year-old happily agrees. As the two boys are seating themselves at the breakfast table, their Mother walks in and asks her older son what he would like to eat for breakfast. The 7 year old replies, "Ah hell, mom, I'll just have some Cheerios." "WHACK!" The surprised mother reacts quickly. The boy runs upstairs, bawling and rubbing his behind. With a sterner voice, the mother then asks the younger son, "And what would YOU like for breakfast?" "I don't know," the 4 year old blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it's not gonna be Cheerios."
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