Choose A Catagory | CHICKEN LOVING PARROT |
---|---|
LINKS TO FRIENDS LINK US TO YOUR SITE Animal Jokes King of the Jungle My first time The Vetriloquist Blown a seal Chicken Loving Parrot 6 inches 1st Time Its All I Have Its a Boy or Girl? Swearing Heaven sent Viagra Viagra2 Chinese Detective Only in America Mexican Bandit Celebrity Deaths Bill Clinton Laws Of Work Angry Owner Religious Jokes 3-couples Preachers Saying Grace Bingo Pastors Parrot 3-nuns Jesus Golfing 2 Evil Brothers Car Breaks Down They Died in Service Jock Itch Third grade Again Gone Fishing Joe & John The Shopping Trip Labor Pain Snails Pace Pay Backs Love, Lust, Marriage Blonde Jokes |
A parrot developed the bad habit of humping the farmer's hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will pull out every feather in the parrot's head. The next day, the farmer again catches the parrot humping a hen, and snatches the parrot bald. The following day, the farmer's wife hosts a formal dinner. She thinks it would be unique if the parrot greeted the guests and told them where to go. She had spent nearly a year training the parrot for this. As the guests began entering, the parrot dutifully announced, "Ladies to the right! Gentlemen to the left!" Spotting two bald guys entering, the parrot says, "And you two chicken-humpers get up here with me." Next Joke |
LINKS> |