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David (that would be me) is an angst ridden manboy trying to deal with life in the dismal hell known as North Carolina. In here you will read his stories of his every day life which may include his dreams of world domination. Enjoy!

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I enjoying being mean

Today was not sucky at all. School was short. That is very good because I wasn't in the mood to learn anyways. I even managed to go eat out with my pal Hilly today. Occasionally, she would try to sneak in a bite or two of my chicken teryiaki. What a bastard...It was good food though. Sakura Express...yummy!

Do you see a common resemblence between the two?

For those wondering what Tray looks like...here is a pic of him looking clueless...maybe he is contemplating what we did in class or maybe he just forgot your name...MORON!!! Please feel free to bash him on my guestbook...If I like the comment...I'll post it up.

For your amusement and fascination...this is where sasquach belongs to in the family tree of Primates.


Don't get me started

My brother is up there with Tray as the most stupid out there in the world. I won't go into detail but lets just say he got in big trouble at school and must undergo some counseling. The bad part is that I have to be there with him for two fricken hours. It's not my fault he has a problem. That little shit sometimes really annoys me. I told him not to do what he did. I guess sometimes you got to learn the hard way. Too Bad.


Killing brain cells have never been so much fun

After some intensive examination, I came to the conclusion that my friends are really weird. Kent came over today drunk as hell. Sad thing was that it was only 5 P.M. It was really scary when he tried burn his pants. Am I the only one that does not understand this? Do I act like that when I get drunk? I probably do because I act bastardly when I'm sober. Anyways...I plan to throw a 3 kegger next Friday or Saturday. Dumb thing is that I have exams the next week. I have never been the brightest bulb. Actually, I think I burned out some time ago. But hey, stoli gets me through the studying process. Stoli is good...very good!

The Powerpuff Quiz
I'll kick all you asses...maybe not. I can verbally assault you though...I got a mouth on me. Ask Tray....what a bastard. Did it mention if buttercup was ever bitter?


Feeling good

Quotes of the Day:

"If you're not a winner, cheat. If you lose anyway at least look good doing it."

"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man out of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool out of him."

"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol."

"If it's not worth duct taping, it's not worth keeping."

"Why change your behavior when you can just lower your standards?"

I love having this picture as my wallpaper. Martha Stewart states it so simply. It's a good thing.

How wrong is this picture? I think the Catholics have received enough ridicule....but this....it is just wrong!


tee hee hee

Yesterday was such a great day...I failed some bastard in my Biolab. He was a moron that did shit....so I did it with no remorse. The taste of revenge is GOOD. Borrowing a quote from my friend Dan, "It's like sex without the mess." I think it is more like alcohol...but hey, that is me. I also watched a movie last night. Hilly is a cold fish.....I'll let you figure out what that means.

I just got off work. It really sucked a lot today because I had to work with some little shit by the name of Peter. The kid gets on my nerves. Aside from the thoughts of mauling him with an aluminum baseball bat...everything is fine. Maggie is still mad at me. I blame that on Tray....bastard. She will get over it...I hope...lol. Anyways...off to do something not important.


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