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David (that would be me) is an angst ridden manboy trying to deal with life in the dismal hell known as North Carolina. In here you will read his stories of his every day life which may include his dreams of world domination. Enjoy!

To learn more about me or if you need information so you can stalk me better...click here.

» Odds and Ends

◦ David . . . Stripped

◦ Oh to be yellow

◦ Other great pitstops

» Past Months

◦ March 2004
◦ February 2004
◦ January 2004
◦ September 2003
◦ January 2003
◦ July 2002
◦ June 2002
◦ May 2002
◦ April 2002

Stripped...of his Emotions

How any of you sick fucks thought I was gonna be naked?

Happy: High on life...or Vicodin, Valium, Darvocet, Oxycontin, or a combination.

Sad: Sniffle* David needs a hug. Give him one of the drugs listed above to make him happy again.

Coy: Hey there baby. Wanna see me flex my eyebrow again?

Contemplation: thinking really hard, or lost my train of thought and now spacing out.

Stark Raving Mad: I claim insanity for whatever I did.

Confusion: Big brain fart, or I injested weed.

Sleepiness:Yawn, I'm gonna take a break from the world.

Vanity:I'm too good for you.

Drunkeness:Don't bother me now...gotta finish this drink. Alcohol is the perfect fixer upper

Anger: I'll slash your tires if you piss me off right now.

Playfulness:Poster boy for sexual harrassment..LOL

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