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David (that would be me) is an angst ridden manboy trying to deal with life in the dismal hell known as North Carolina. In here you will read his stories of his every day life which may include his dreams of world domination. Enjoy!

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I excel in procrastination

I know it has been a while. If you know me well, you would know that I get easily distracted. To tell you the truth, I really did nothing out of the ordinary during the days I was being lazy. I went to Myrtle Beach with Cara and a couple of folks. It pissed me off that I didn't get much of a tan. I also went out camping with friends from work. Robby, the birthday boy seemed tired or angry, I couldn't tell. Anyways, I didn't get drunk at Lake Jordan. I still remember what happened last time, or I remembered what people told happened. Anyways, I went to South of the Border with them. Didn't get too much. I am not sure if I got any fireworks or explosives. I think they were explosives because they go boom and don't make pretty lights. Hmmm...besides that and watching moves at home, not really much of anything else. Oh yeah, I forgot, the starter to my car or something broke or something. So I am carless for now. Yes....feel sorry for me.


So I missed a another day...suck my dick...errr...what is up with these dick references

Anyways, I'm in lab now. Would I rather learn or update the site. Learning is bad...very bad. I enjoy it as much as working with Peter. Can something really be that bad? Possible, but very unlikely. Anyways, for all you folks, I managed to obtain a picture of Peter. I will upload it in the pending days. I would scan it now, but I lack initiative to get off my lazy ass. I have that problem.


So I missed a day...suck my dick...errr...nevermind

What have I done in the past 2 days. Well, Robby, Jeni, and I were able to make Sara feel bad for ditching us. We went out to FunWerks....yes...not FunWorks. Losers.....We played some mini golf and such. We also went to Gypsies Shiny Diner. Breakfast is always better at midnight. Anyways, I had to work on Friday and Saturday. That sucked. I hate working. Why do I do this to myself? Anyways, I also rented a movie to watch with Cara. Ummmmmm....looking for a new place to stay next semester too. I would try harder...but I lack motivation. I wouldn't characterize myself as the get go leader. I wouldn't characterize myself as the impotent follower either. I'm more like the guy that points and laughs at you when you fuck up. Okay...that is harsh....I don't really point though.


4 whole days in a row. If this keeps up, people might actually believe I have initative...and we don't want people to know that.

Yesterday was Sara's birthday. She now joins me in the old club. 20 is such an unteenage age. I mean what is there really to life after the age of 20? Anyways, Robbie, Jeni, and I tried to lure her from her "fun" life to come join us last night. She was actually busy...intriguing. Anyways, last night was okay. I got attacked by two little dogs and someone mistakenly had me for a Japenese person. Some white folks are so uncultured. If you don't know...asian is a good broad general term. Why do I hang out with white people anyway...ohh yeah...the voice doesn't bother me.


Lookie, I've been a good boy and have been updating my site...yay me...where's my cookie biatch?

You know what? As of late, my AIM has been acting pretty shitty as of late. For this reason, I plan to wage an all out war on AOL. Because of the reason my comment to all AOL users are as follows:


or so the clock on the lower lefthand side of the screen says

Yawn, I'm just getting lazier and lazier as of late. I normally doing even wake up until 1:00 or so...and those are on days I have to work. I guess I stayed out late last night. Anazing how fast time can go when you are actually have some sort of fun. Me and the gang that didn't leave me to go back to their resepective states or canada...went out and played pool for a while. It was hilarious when Karie made the cue ball jump off the table nearly nailing a shady guy with a huge pool stick in his hand. He wasn't to happy, but who really gives a shit We then ate at gypsie's. After we were full, we rented a video and watched Zoolander at Benson's place. It was a productive night. I gotto sleep around 5AM or so. I was disappointed when Melissa couldn't come. I was going to try to hook her up with Ben...see picture above. If you are reading this Ben, she wanted me to include that she was cute or something like that. Also, my yellow power cousin and his gay friends made a little website.
Make sure little children aren't around when you link to it.


Another Boring Tuesday

Let the updating begin. I have found that it is most convienent to start updating on tuesday because I just happen to have computer lab that day. I mean, who actually goes to school to actually learn. Anyways...what has happened this week...went out clubbing and did a little drinking...nothing to excessive. Went out to go play pool a couple times. Once with co-workers and the other with my fellow bastards...aka benson, kent, and john. Other than that, I have been at work and school. Sounds so fun ehhh? I'm in college...we are not supposed to be having fun at all. I'm just saying this now because I am suffering in class at this moment. Tonight, I plan to get wet and wild. Benson is throwing a pool party at his place. I don't think he will mind a few stagglers. We will be having good clean fun...whatever. IM me if you want to go...

This is Benjamin and I think I'm gonna set him up with someone. Is that eithical? Sorry Ben, you have no say in this. LOL


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