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My world domination dream is still intact since I weathered the storm...all I need now is motivation and an army of sheep to do my bidding...a small country with a palace wouldn't hurt either. Unfortunately, the facial hair will be a no go. After looking like that Capt. Morgan guy...I can say the look doesn't become me. It could be worse I could look like this. Sasquach...bad...
Damn...a lot has happened but through my massive drug use and frequent abusal of alcohol...I have repressed all of my memories. Oh....there is a hurricane coming my way.....so I'm so distraught.....but not enough to not work...lol....Fuck, we are all gonna fucking die. When I look back at my life...what will i be proud of? How will i be able to father multiple illegitamate children? Will I die before I realize my dream of world domination? Damn...I need to stop going to those self empowerment classes. I have too much dictator in me....Can I grow a funny mustache too....lol...later
Bow Down White People!
