·hye kids watch dildo get drunk and do stupid things ::  01.10.04
yes kids it's almost christmas and you know what that means, santa's forgotten to take his pills and now he's stalking you. ok so yeah bout two weeks i got preety smashed, and i want to publicly (haha yeah as if this site is public) apoligise for everything i did, i regret some things i did, especially telling everyone i loved a certain girl, but i did mean it, still do to, wont end succesfully but yes dylan still fights against the odds and after a love drought of about a year, he's back! but i differentiate (bad spelling) between liking, loving and being in love, but takes too long to explain. but anyway after stumbling around and unto some people, i found myself holding some girls hair back while she threw up into the sink, thank me later.

finall im getting rid of shitty shitty shitty windows ME, and once i get everything fixed up and get xp and can help maka make his flash movies!!, but who cares about that, were all hear to listen to dildo crap on, yes i was in sydney on sat and sunday, and do you know the first thing my mother took me to when i got off the plane, much to my displeasure, that's right a raise a cure for aids, food and wine festival in hyde park, queermo city people!!!, not to mention the transexual entertainment, first up was a transexual singing stand by your man, then next was 2 male kath and kim impersonators. ok im going to say it once, and once only, mothers fathers, parental gaurdians, taking your child to anything involving homos, not including bashing them, will not be a fun experience, it will make them instead of caring for you or even putting you in a nursing home, we will shot you and then leave you in the gutter. period fuck you 2

Posted by ssjtidus666 genrally
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·Well it's time for another rant ::  16.09.04
hmm well im pissed off at something and you know what that means kids, there's gonna be a fucking long rant, so here it kids, eyes open, pants down, lavender eye patches on, start touching, stop touching... here we go: what the fuck is with the fucking chain e-mails, the next fucking person that sends me a fucking e-mail that says "hey send this e-mail to ten different people or you will die or have bad luck" is not gonna have just bad luck, there going to have a car battery with jumper cables, attached to their nostrils, dangling over the fucking HOOVER DAM. then the e-mail goes on to tell you some fucking examples, really fucking stupid examples " example one: Jimmy was a french millitary toilet cleaner, and was about to propose to his aunty, when he recieved this e-mail straightaway (like any fucking sane person would), but as soon as he deleted it, de developed a 3 meter dead phetus dangling from his left testicle.

Example 2:sally was a german disney character mascot, when she recieved this e-mail mid ice skating game??? (how the hell do you got an e-mail in a mascot suit is beyond me but...) she opened the e-mail, but didn't have enough contacts to meet the quota of forwading 397,385,620 in this case, she sent out 3. she was attacked by a gang of canadian flying mules, who armed with hockey sticks, cut out cathy, uhhh i mean sally's teeth with a used razor blade, the mules were then killed by 12 18-wheelers (see everybody wins).

Example 3. spencer recieved the e-mail, reached the frigging insane quota, and then shared a romantic evening with his, cat who he soon gave head to (told you everybody wins, the cat must feel great.) he recieved his dream job as a french millitary cleaner and applied for a legal name change to jimmy." alright i am so fucking sick of this shit they spoon food us, and the fucking filters dont work, so the e-mails continue to burn my frigging eyes out. so i vomit on your chain e-mails, i burn your testicles with a cattle prod, and the mules kick your sister in the teeth. period fuck you too. just an idea alex, maybe i should do a rant page?

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·The guide, that Frigging guide ::  16.09.04
i hate this guy, so much, so very very much, he reminds me of stuart brown to tell the truth, and he was being advertised on this site,, i think it's time for some homophobic time, were going scout bashing, bring your torche and pitchfrok, ohhh and maka can you download killing in the name by rage against the machine and put it on the site in the jukebox, it kicks ass, you do it cause you got broadband, i've also started to change those sayings in the corners, they've been there for way too fucking long without a change, and the saying in lies and bullshit that was so mine, mine i tell you. and if you want lies why dont you wait around that sophie chick, i hear she once saved the president of chile form assasination with just a toothpick and a three week old fermented olive.

Posted by ssjtidus666
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·hahaha i aint dead, just mentally paralyzed ::  16.09.04
yeah it's me the weird pale guy that left the school last year, you know the one, the one that thought the world is against me, hmmm well alot has changed, hmmm no jack shit has changed, i still think the world is against me, i still aint get a girl friend, and i still think that all teachers should be neuted with a rusty cork screw to prevent repopulation. im not quite sure what the hell i do anymore, and i prob wont be on msn, so maka, if ya dont mind, telling me what the fuck i do around here, it'd be mighty helpful, then we could bake scones, under a friggin light bulb for eight and a half fucking eye brows...see i aint changed much. oh and yeah and whoever i said that i was going to ask the pale chick out, that fucked up drasticly and ended Up in my old friend REJECTION!!!

Posted by Dracula or ssjtidus666 or dildo or dylan, whatever people want to call me, genrally an arsehole
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·Idiotness ::  10.09.04
The only way you can see Idiotness now is if you sign up and become a member to AOH. You can sign up by clicking 'Sign Up' on the menu. Then when you are a member, click on 'Members Area' to access Idiotness and other shit.

Posted by MaKa
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·Cable::  15.08.04
I might be getting cable due to my fathers decisions. If i do it would be pretty cool.

Posted by Shvila
Aoh Krew
 

·NEWS!!::  15.08.04
Ok. I was updating the site when maka, called me and told me the news. They have tried to ban manhunt  from australia. Yes it is bad news but good news! . While they bann it i will sell it for 100$$. Since it might be banned. I will use the money to buy Gta San Andres. Kool. Ohh and I forgot, I have gotten my self into a band called "The Need" i am the drummer. Yes. I play drums and i have decided to promote "The Need" so yeh.... I'm out.

Posted by Shvila
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·Specs for doom 3::  14.08.04
Minimim system requirements: Doom will require at least a 1.5 GHz Intel Pentium 4 processor or AMD Athlon 1500, 384 MB of RAM, 2 GB of free hard drive space and either an nVidia GeForce 3 or ATI Radeon 8500 (or better). Recomended? Rite now I don't really now but I will find out as soon as possible.

Posted by Shvila
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·Peoples!....doom 3::  14.08.04
Doom 3 has come out.  since I have a fast enough processor for it i have decided to get it with pleasure. My next update will have the specs for it incase anyone wants to now. 

Posted by Shvila
Aoh Krew

·Idiotness Episode One ::  13.08.04
FINALLY we have come up with an episode of Jacksass, newly named 'Idiotness'. Its about 2.5MB and requires flash to view. Watch it here: Idiotness Episode One

Posted by MaKa
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