What the heck is Antithicess? Well, in the beginning, there were the cesspoolers and the grognards. The cesspoolers insulted each other and challenged each other to PBEMs, and the grognards held intense debates over the exact armor penetration values of the Pak43/41 88mm gun when fired at a target 3209 meters away during a light rain with a barometric pressure of 29.45 inches at 94% humidity, using a shell with an estimated 97.3% quality rating. Life was good, unless you happened to make the mistake of listening to the grognards. Then one day, it was tragically discovered that Michael Dorosh posessed a sense of humor. Somehow Slapdragon, Brian Rock, Spook and myself were able to create a new element from this: Antithicess. It is highly unstable, and posesses the properties of both cess and grog-speak.
Anybody willing to battle with the grognards is welcome, just head over to the latest Antithicess thread and fire off a challenge to the grog of your choice.
On the
Anamolous Structure and Subsequent Reaction of the Cess and Anti-Cess
Collision
-A summary of Antithicess,
by Captain Wacky
The start of all this nonsense
The second thread: Dorosh is God: The need to vent
-Contains
Soddball's new name for this substance, "Antithicess"
The third thread: Dorosh is NOT God, but just an overpaid intern
The fourth thread: I use Dorosh's scrotum as a Novelty
Eggcup
-I hope some grognard will confirm that this was the
first thread in CM history to use the word "scrotum"
in the title
The current thread: Dorosh might be God, just not at attacking, defending, or meeting engagements
Antithicess Images
-Post pictures of your heroic
troops here.
| Player |
|
|
|
Draws | % Victory |
(out of 100) |
|
| 109 Gustav | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 66.67 | 56.50 | beigelemon@yahoo.com |
| Slapdragon | 3 | 3 | 0 | 100 | 72.33 | snjackson@mindspring.com | |
| Michael Dorosh | 9 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 42.9 | 37.90 | madorosh@home.com |
| Soddball | 4 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 42.249 | soddball@hotmail.com | |
| Captain Wacky | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 40 | 42.998 | heilpr@hotmail.com |
| Mannheim Tanker | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 22.33 | crocker@bellsouth.net | |
| Argie | 0 | arielglb@fibertel.com.ar | |||||
| Wilhammer | 3 | 2 | 1 | 66.67 | 59.33 | billwood@triad.rr.com | |
| Terence | 1 | 1 | 0 | 100 | 60 | tnelan@greyinteractive.com | |
| Enoch | 2 | 2 | 0 | 100 | 70.5 | nickel@softhome.net | |
| Andreas | 0 | germanboy@derkessel.de | |||||
| PVLLVS MAXIMVS | 0 | cynicallyderanged@yahoo.com | |||||
| Silvio Manuel | 1 | 1 | 0 | 100 | 53 | kevinmst@yahoo.com | |
| Gyrene | 4 | 2 | 2 | 50 | 59.248 | zaph@earthlink.net | |
| Bad Monkey! | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 17 |
*Draws count towards the total games played and average score, but not towards the % victory.
To send in a score, post the results of the
game in the current Antithicess thread, where you can brag about
your victory, or email
me if you don't want to make your defeat public.
(To "adjust" your scores, send me some food.)
