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KENSHIN'S
CHRISTMAS!
Okay
okay - so it's already WAY pass Christmas. This zooey song was posted in
the page before the entrance of the zoo during December and January. But due to the song's popularity
(people are e-mailing me saying the song's cute ^_^), I'll not delete it
in the zoo and just post it here
(I'm sure lots of people haven't seen it yet, since I wasn't still added
in Anipike when it was December and January). So here it goes!
(song
in the tune of "The 12 days of Christmas". I'm not good at
music, so please pardon me if some words doesn't go with the original tune
~_~x. Sorry also if it's only up to 10 days - I have no idea what to put
on the 12th day!!! Any ideas or have an own version? E-mail me at kaorukanzaki@edsamail.com.ph
^_^x).
(the
one singing is Kenshin with the me and other animals as background voices.
Okay? 1...2...3!)
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On
the 1st day of Christmas
Hiko
gave to me
the
style Hiten Mitsurugi
On
the 2nd day of Christmas
Yoshi
gave to me
2
bamboo swords
and
a basket for the laundry
On
the 3rd day of Christmas
Saitoh
gave to me
3
killer moves
2
slashing blows
and
the past of a Shinsen Gumi
On
the 4th day of Christmas
my
old self gave to me
4
headless people
3
slashed necks
2
yellow eyes
and
a tragic dead Tomoe
On
the 5th day of Christmas
Sano
gave to me
5
singing burps
4
eating mouths
3
stinking breathes
2
red bands
and
the fishbone from his hobby (background:
yuck . . .)
On
the 6th day of Christmas
Misao
gave to me
6
headaches aching
5
ninja suits
4
pink ribbons
3
little swords
2
white pigeons
and
a fight with Shinomori
On
the 7th day of Christmas
Soujiro
gave to me
7
teeth smiling
6
sandals jumping
5
mouth-washers
4
toothpaste
3
colgates
2
sensodynes
and
a toothbrush for my teeth
On
the 8th day of Christmas
Megumi
gave to me
8
patients smiling
7
Sanos growling
6
health-tips working
5
lipsticks
4
foxy laughs
3
bandages
2
foxy ears
and
a fight with tanuki
(next
column pls. )
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On
the 9th day of Christmas
Kaoru
gave to me
9
hands a punching
8
feet a kicking
7
foods stinking
6
rooms for cleaning
5
new friends
4
kimonos
3
sermons
2
head bumps
and
a deadly diarrhea
On
the 10th day of Christmas
Shishio
gave to me
10
killers watching
9
swords for killing
8
hell feelings
7
blood-nerves dripping
6
slashes hurting
5
explosions
4
sleeping months
3
surgeries
2
weakened hands
and
a metal for my head
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THE
ANIMALS' VALENTINES!
This
was posted in the February RK holiday feature ^^.
Oh, since I made a spoof or RK edition on the 12 days of Christmas, I decided to make another one for Valentines! Here's
the RK version of the poem "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is
sweet . . . " blah blah blah (hehe forgot the title 6^^). Gomen ne if
my poem sucks! I'm not good at making one. Other versins of this spoof, or
suggestions or whatever contributions are very welcome at kaorukanzaki@edsamail.com.ph
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KENSHIN'S
VALENTINES!
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Shishio's
teeth may be red,
or
Saitoh always wear blue,
You're
cooking may be too sweet, (Oroooooooo)
but
I still like you ^_^x
My
sword was soaked red,
in
my past which was always blue,
I
was sad but you gave me one more chance,
that's
why I wanna thank you ^_^x
You
always punch me in the head,
or
get mad at me too,
But
I like that - it's sweet,
My
smiles come from you ^_^x
Roses
are red,
Violets
are blue,
Happy
Valentines to you,
My
beloved Kaoru ^_^x
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(Hehe
just joking . . .) |
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MEGUMI'S
VALENTINES!
Hehe guys. . . guess who's Megumi's talking to in this poem (it's so
obvious!)
You're
teeth are red,
You're
clothes aren't new, (phew - you're stinking for days)
Everytime
I see a noisy chicken,
I
always remember you
You're
empty-headed,
dunno
what's wrong with you
You
never stop eating sweets,
Anyway,
Happy Valentines to you!
SHISHIO'S
VALENTINES!
Shishio's
talking to YOU!! (oops - be careful of his temper guys!)
Roses
are red . . .
What's
the next line? I haven't got a clue
(zoo-keeper:
*sweatdrop*)
Argh!
Anyways Valentines is not sweeet!!!!
(zoo-keeper:
Shishio! That's not the next line!!!!)
Okay!
Okay! "Happy Valentines to you"!
(Blech!
I can't believe I said that)
AOSHI'S
VALENTINES!
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. . . . .
(zoo-keeper's
note: Well hehe . . . I think he prefers to say quiet ^^; . Anywayz to
give you a clue on Aoshi's Valentines, the animals finally got the victory
to get him out of the temple and go out with Misao!)
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So what would happen if the cast of
Rurouni Kenshin suddenly time traveled and went to the times of the other anime?
With all the technology there, would they survive?
Check it out! (I'd like to thank Pikachu for some of the jokes listed here!
^_^x)
Soujiro and Rei are sitting on the
living room facing each other. As usual, Soujiro's always smiling, while Rei has
no expression
Soujiro: . . . . . . (smiling)
Rei: . . . . . . (no expression)
Soujiro: . . . . . . (smiling)
Rei: . . . . . . (no expression)
Soujiro: . . . . . . (smiling)
Rei: . . . . . . (no expression)
- after one hour -
Soujiro: . . . . . . (smiling)
Rei: . . . . . . (no expression)
Soujiro: . . . . . . (smiling)
Rei: . . . . . . (no expression)
Soujiro: . . . . . . (smiling)
Rei: . . . . . . do you brush your
teeth?
A KENSHIN AND KAORU
"TEAM ROCKET" VERSION
(of course, anyone knows
Team Rocket is from Pokemon, right?)
(Kaoru)
To protect my cooking from mass extinction
(Kenshin)
To unite the laundry of the dojo's region
(Kaoru) To protect
Kenshin, my only love
(Kenshin) To extend my
height to the stars above
(Kaoru) Kaoru!
(Kenshin) Kenshin!
(Kaoru) Kenshin - blast
off to the speed of light!
(Kenshin) Surrender now,
or prepare to fight!
(Sano) Sano - that's
right!!!
One day Kaoru came across a
weird bottle. Rubbing it, - poof! - Shishio the genie appeared. The genie said
he would grant her 3 wishes.
Kaoru: I want to be
beautiful!
- poof! She became Julia
Roberts -
Kaoru: even more beautiful!
- poof! She became Cindy
Crawford -
Kaoru: more more more beautiful!
- poof! And she became
Kensin . . . -
hey, is that HIKO?!!!
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Shishio's
so burnt, he probably smells like BBQ |
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A
Sano a day keeps us animals away . . . |
Have any jokes to
contribute? E-mail me at kaorukanzaki@edsamail.com.ph
. I'll put credit, of course! ^_^x
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