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Kenshin
(he's the introducer of the show) : Welcome!
Welcome to the "Chicken's Interview" - a show hosted by the
popular Sano Sagara, where you'll know your favorite anime characters!
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Sano:
Thanks Kenshin! Konnichiwa, Ladies and Gentle-animals! We are here to
welcome our new guest of the month for May!!! *clapping hands*. Ryouga's
leaving now...(talks
to Ryouga) Bye Ryouga!!! Remember: just follow
the directions given to you by Kanzaki!
Ryouga:
Yeah bye!!! *looks at the piece of paper where the directions are written*
Now where am I?
Sano: And so with Ryouga departing , we now present our
next Chibi Character of the month for May, Mr. Kurama Shuiichi !!!
<A
fragrant scent of roses fills the air>
Sano:
Hey! What's that smell ? It's ... good ...
Kenshin
: Kinda reminds me of Tomoe ...
Kanzaki
: IDIOT !!! Tomoe smells of white plums !
<Kenshin
flashes his Battousai look (Like the one he did
with Jin-eh)>
Kanzaki
: OK OK !
Sano
: Anyway , as I was saying ... Please welcome our guest
Shuiichi Kurama !!!
Kurama
: (enters) Hello minna!
<Female
audiences start screaming>
Sano:
*thinks* I don't understand why these girls go crazy of this man...I'm a
LOT gorgeous than him!
background:
Kaoru:
Hey Kenshin, doesn't Kurama look like you?
Kenshin:
Well...the two of us are in the twin corner....
Yahiko:
Yeah, you two DO look-alike!!! Except this one looks even more like a
girl!
Sano
: So ... what brings you here ?
Kurama
: Hiei keeps on babbling about the zoo, he loves it
so I decided to come and look around.
Sano
: Which reminds me ... I'm not yet through with him
, he roasted me last January (HEY KANZAKI-DONO , I DON"T
REMEMBER EXACTLY WHEN HIEI VISITED SO BEAR WITH ME
OK ?)
Kurama
: Coz you insulted him . Never insult someone who
came from the Makai world.
Sano
: I'll keep that in mind . Anyway Kanzaki-dono told
me that you would be installing plants in the zoo.
Kurama
: Yes , she says it's necessary to keep your smell
out .
Sano
: Why you ...
<Kanzaki
barges in and stops Sano>
Kanzaki
: You know better than to attack him. He's from
Makai you know.
Sano
: Anyway ... what are your other plans for the zoo ?
Kurama
: For starters , we should get rid of your scent.
Sano
: Why you ...
<Kanzaki
can't stop Sano any longer and he charged at Kurama
. Two thorny vines came out of the ground and wrapped
itself on Sano .>
Kanzaki
: Anyway while we pull those thorns of Sano ,we might as well enjoy the
zoo with Kurama. Let's go!
<all
the animals and Kurama leave the stage and go outside> Sano:
(still wrapped in thorns).....ouch..................... hey
guys..............hello? |