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Welcome to the Screening Room! Movie Reviews - If you're looking for a synopsis, look elsewhere. These reviews tell you who's in it, whether it's worth it, and the basic premise - but they never contain spoilers. "I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot." Judy Garland ... ... "All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages." William Shakespeare ... ... "I like a film to have a beginning, a middle and an end, but not necessarily in that order." Jean-Luc Godard ... ... "What we want is a story that starts with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax." Samuel Goldwyn ... ... "For an actress to be a success she must have the face of Venus, the brains of Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros." Ethel Barrymore ... ... "Remember you are a star. Never go across the alley even to dump garbage unless you are dressed to the teeth." Cecil B. De Mille ... ... Now Available on DVD, at up to 40% off! The Matrix The Mummy - Widescreen Collectors Edition Titanic Shakespeare In Love There's Something About Mary Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Platinum Series DVD versions may include mini-documentaries on the making of the movie, outtakes, and star/director interviews. The Matrix and The Mummy, in particular, include pieces on the special effects created for and used in each film. Movie is reviewed below.

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Next Screening Is...? Anyone's guess, but if you'd like a certain film reviewed here, suggest it. Don't know what to see? Check out the Film Library for recommended movies, then come back to the Conservatory for the soundtrack. In Theaters Now... Mission to Mars Gary Sinise, Tim Robbins, Jerry O'Connell The Whole Nine Yards Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Natasha Henstridge In The Can... American Pie Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan, Eugene Levy An Ideal Husband Rupert Everett, Cate Blanchett, Jeremy Northam Analyze This Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow Arlington Road Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins, Joan Cusack Austin Powers II Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Mike Myers Carrington Emma Thompson, Jonathan Pryce, Jeremy Northam Con Air Nicholas Cage, John Malkovich, John Cusack Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, Oded Fehr Double Jeopardy Tommy Lee Jones, Ashley Judd, Bruce Greenwood Gloria Sharon Stone, Jeremy Northam, George C. Scott Grosse Pointe Blank John Cusack, Minnie Driver, Joan Cusack Entrapment Sean Connery, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Ving Rhames Fools Rush In Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek, Jon Tenney Forces of Nature Sandra Bullock, Ben Affleck, Maura Tierney The Matrix Keanu Reeves, Lawrence Fishburne Mickey Blue Eyes Hugh Grant, James Caan, Jeanne Tripplehorn Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Kevin Spacey, John Cusack Mod Squad Claire Danes, Giovanni Ribisi, Omar Epps The Mummy Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo Notting Hill Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant Office Space Jennifer Aniston, Ron Livingston, Stephen Root Progeny Arnold Vosloo, Jillian McWhirter, Wilford Brimley Runaway Bride Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack The Sixth Sense Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette Star Wars: Phantom Menace Liam Neeson, Ewan MacGregor, Natalie Portman Strange Days Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett, Tom Sizemore Tea With Mussolini Cher, Judi Dench, Joan Plowright, Maggie Smith, Lily Tomlin Titanic (Spoof) Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet

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