From time to time the staff here at MFO get a little saucy and we decide to write. What we have here, are the products of hours of making sweet sweet love to a computer. Whether your looking for information on what type of party to attend or what type of smelly cream is best to rub on your ass. We have the article to tell you about it. Some of these articles will be updated, some will not. But keep coming back as more articles will be added as they develop.

by Dr. Doom NEW AND IMPROVED WITH NO SHIT	by Ron Jobi Report on current news events.	by Ron Jobi Report on  smelly creams.	by VampireFace The scoop on the party scene.
by Neon Ghost A tale of one glorious night.	by Ron Jobi Review:"The Best Website Ever"	by Vampireface & Dr. Doom MFO's First joint article!