Screwy Stories
The story behind volume one...
Once upon a time...there was a girl named Jasmine. For some reason, she was pissed at Sara, and to
demonstrate this, she changed her email name to something vulgar. Sara didn't appreciate this, so she wrote a
lovely story that showed her dislike by murdering Jasmine in the story.
Karen was the first to read this email, and quickly responded with a story of her own. When she got it, Jasmine felt that she had
to retaliate as well with a story of her own. This happened several times, with the plot zig-zagging back and forth through time, and
each happening becoming more and more outrageous.
Take this to the present day, when Sara decided that some of these stories (i.e. #5 and #8, respectly) were simply too humorous to keep
hoarded in her "Stories" mailbox, and would be more suited on .. what else? .. their very own cozy section of the Internet!
The story behind volume two...
One day not long ago, Sara was sending Karen emails, and took offense to the way something was written, and *ahem* wasn't very nice. So, taking the
normal human reaction, karen got kind of pissed back at sara.. Some tension was passed...
After awhile I figured out her point of view and saw that she didn't mean offense...I'm sorry Karen!...so, to kind of alleviate the tension,
Sara decided to implement the tactics she had used as a preschooler:
blame the "bad sara."
These different personas can come in handy at times, namely when you don't want to take responsibility for something you did. ("no mom.. that was bad sara. i'm good sara!") Once again,
i was such an inspiration that karen and jasmine felt that they had to add things themselves.
So grab a warm mug of hot cocoa/coffee/tea/blood/cold lemonade or whatever, and settle in for a read. If you're compelled to laugh (as I
know Karen will, cackling at her very amazing wit) don't choke, okay? And do come back; pictures may soon be added....
Volume One, aka the "Fear Me"'s
- Fear Me Screwy Story #1, written by me. Suggested you start here.
- Re: Fear Me Screwy Story #2, written by Karen.
- Fear Me More Screwy Story #3, written by Jasmine.
- Phoebe's Revenge Screwy Story #4, written by Phoebe.
- All Fear L.D. Screwy Story #5, written by Karen.
- Sorry, Fear Me #2 Screwy Story #6, written by me.
- Screwy Story #7 currently unavailable...
- Black Mamba Snake Screwy Story #8, written by Jasmine.
- Hee Hee Hee Screwy Story #9, written by me. Also the final in the "Screwy Story" series.. or at least so far...
These were originally emails, explaining the strange titles of some.
Email: fishgrl413@hotmail.com
