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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel Happy New Year - party like it's 1999 Tue 1-1-08: 6:30 pm Kill Bill 1 & 2 Spike (TNN) 8:00 pm Mission Impossible (1996) American Movie Classics Superman Returns (2006) HBO Things To Come (1936, adapted by H.G.Wells from his book) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm The Time Machine (1960, Rod Taylor) Turner Classic Movies 2:15 am The Terminator (1984) Turner Classic Movies 4:15 am The Warriors (a past monstervision movie) Turner Classic Movies 6:15 am The Devil Doll (1936) and Freaks (1932) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1-2-08 evening: 5:45 pm Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) HBO 7:10 pm Underworld Evolution Starz 7:45/10:45 EST White Heat (1949) "Top of the world, Ma!" Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992) Flix Movie Channel Futurama (3 eps) Comedy Central 9:00 pm Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990) More Max 9pm & 1am Lost Worlds: abandoned Cold War bunkers History Channel 10:00 pm The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax 2:15/5:15am Doorway To Hell (1930, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1-3-08 evening: 7:30 pm Billy Madison (1995, with Darren McGavin) More Max 8:00 pm Dances With Wolves (1990) Encore Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) We Stuart Little 3 (2005, animated) Animal Planet 8:15 pm Aeon Flux Showtime #2 9:00 pm Ghost Rider (2007, Nicolas Cage) Starz 10pm & 2am Human Weapon History Channel 11:00 pm Bats SCIFI 3:00 am Critters, part 3 SCIFI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1-4-08 evening: 5pm/8pm EST The Natural (1984, Robert Redford) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Voyage of the Unicorn (2001, Beau Bridges) Ion (formerly Pax) 7:30 pm Scary Movie 4 Starz 7:45 pm The Blues Brothers (1980, a past Monstervision feature) Cinemax 8:00 pm Bubble Boy (2001) MyNetwork (formerly UPN) Cars (2006, animated) Encore Jules Verne's Around The World in 80 Days (2004, Jackie Chan) Disney Channel 8pm & 10:30 The Legend Of Zorro (2005) TNT 8:30 & 10:30 Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986, Matthew Broderick) Bravo 9pm/12am EST Eaten Alive (1976, time to feed the hotel guests, to the crocodiles) IFC 9pm/12am EST 3 Days Of The Condor (1975) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Pulp Fiction (1994) The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Secrets Of The Kama Sutra History Channel 11pm/2am EST Skidoo (1968, gangster's daughter kidnapped) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 am The Hulk (2003) USA Network 12:30 am The Fury (the government is collecting psychics) American Classic Movies Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) Bravo 12:45/3:45 EST The Love-Ins (1967, college professor becomes a cult leader) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 am Crocodile Dundee 2 and Crocodile Dundee in N.Y. TNT 2:30/5:30 EST Nostradamus shorts (1938,1940) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST The Whistler (1944) followed by sequel Turner Classic Movies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sat 1-5-08 evening: 6:20 pm Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Starz 7:30 pm Shawshank Redemption Cinemax 8:00 pm Jurassic Park American Movie Classics Batman (1989) Bravo Dick Tracy (Madonna, Al Pacino, 1990 fantasy) Flix Movie Channel Topper (1937, Cary Grant as the ghost) Turner Classic Movies 8pm & 12am Ku Klux Klan: Secret History History Channel 9:00 pm Bridge To Terabithia Starz Black Christmas (2006 gory remake) The Movie Channel The Lake House (2006) HBO-S 9:35 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day Encore 10pm & 12am Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger) FOX Movie Channel 10:30 pm Poseidon Adventure (2005, Kurt Russell) American Movie Classics 11:15 pm I Married A Witch (1942, Veronica Lake) Turner Classic Movies 12:45 am Turnabout (1940, man & wife switch bodies) Turner Classic Movies 1:30 am Speed 2: Cruise Control FOX Movie Channel 2:15 am All Of Me (1984, left side of Steve Martin's body is possessed) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1-6-08 evening: 5:15 pm Jurassic Park American Movie Classics 5:30 pm Just My Luck HBO 5:50 pm Bridge To Terabithia (from the producers of Narnia) Starz 5:55 pm Lord Of War Showtime #2 6:00 pm Kindergarten Cop (Schwarzenegger) HBO #2 7:00 pm Titanic (1996, George C. Scott) ION Dragonfly (2002) SCIFI 7pm/10pm EST Angel & the Badman (1947, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Legend Of Zorro (2005) TNT The Simpsons (new ep, Springfield doesn't support any Presidential candidate) FOX MASH marathon (tv eps) TV-Land 9:00 pm Major Payne (Damon Wayans as a drill sgt.) More Max Meet Joe Black (Brad Pitt as Death) SCIFI Rush Hour (Jackie Chan) Starz 9:45 pm Earth Girls Are Easy (1988, Gina Davis) Flix Movie Channel 9:50 pm Don't Be A Menace To South Central While...(Wayans) Encore 10pm & 2am Godfathers: A history of Mafia Dons History Channel 10:30 pm Legend Of Zorro (2005) TNT Bird On A Wire (Mel Gibson) HBO-S 1:45/4:45am EST Night Of The Living Dead (1968) Turner Classic Movies --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wed 1-9-08 evening: 5pm/8pm EST Mayor Of Hell (1933, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 6:15 pm Superman Returns (2006) HBO 6:30 pm Fast & Furious Cinemax 6:45/9:45 EST Each Dawn I Die (James Cagney, George Raft) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm The Haunted Mansion (2003, Eddie Murphy) Family Channel Silent Rage (1982, Chuck Norris vs. biker gang & mad scientists) Flix Movie Channel 8:15 pm Raising Cain (1992, John Lithgow is psychotic) Cinemax 8:30/11:30 EST Angels With Dirty Faces (1938, Bogart, 1st Dead End Kids film) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm Ghost Rider (Nicolas Cage has a pact with the Devil) Starz 9pm & 1am Lost Worlds: Khajuraho 9:45 pm Troll (1986, a past Monstervision feature) Flix Movie Channel 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest (invisible flying monsters on Earth) History Channel 10:15/1:15 EST G-Men (1935, Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 11:45/2:45 EST Blonde Crazy (Cagney, Ray Milland) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/3:15 EST He Was Her Man (1934, Cagney) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1-10-08 evening: 7:00 pm Kraken: Tentacles Of The Deep (2006) SCIFI Stranger Than Fiction (2006, man hears his life being narrated) Starz 7:45 pm Conan the Barbarian (1982, Schwarzenegger vs. James Earl Jones) Cinemax 8:00 pm Bad Company (1995, rival spies team up) MyNetwork TV (formerly UPN) Earth Girls Are Easy (1988, Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum as one of the aliens) Flix Movie Channel The Truman Show (1998) The Movie Channel Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006 animated, cheerleader must save the world) Disney Channel 9:00 pm Beyond Loch Ness (2007, in Lake Superior) SCIFI Men In Black (1997, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones) TBS Dinner & A Movie Scary Movie 4 (spoofing movies of 2006) Starz 9:45 pm Malice (1993, a former Monstervision feature) Flix Movie Channel 10:00 pm Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the O.K. Corral) The Movie Channel Conan the Destroyer (1984 sequel, Schwarzenegger) Cinemax 10:35 pm Underworld Evolution (werewolves vs. vampires) Starz 4:45/7:45 EST Slight Case Of Larceny (1953 comedy, Mickey Rooney) Turner Classic Movies 6am/9am EST Strange Cargo (1940, Devil's Island escapees) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1-11-08 evening: 1:30 pm United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11) Cinemax 3:30/6:30 EST Out Of The Fog (1941, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Earth Vs. Flying Saucers (1956) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST Rock Around The Clock (1956, Bill Haley) Turner Classic Movies 7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz 8pm & 2:30am Close Encounters Of The 3rd Kind American Movie Classics Striptease (Demi Moore, Burt Reynolds, Robert Patrick) Encore 9:00 pm Poseidon (2006, Kurt Russell) HBO-Signature Legally Blonde 2 (2003) TBS Snakes On A Plane HBO 9pm/12am EST Halloween (1978, Jamie Lee Curtis) IFC 9:30/12:30 EST The Werewolf (1956) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm From Dusk Till Dawn (trapped in an all-night bar with vampires) Encore 11:00 pm Day The Earth Stood Still "Klaatu barada nikto!" (1951) American Movie Classics 11pm/2am EST Roger Corman's Deathrace 2000 (1975, Stallone vs. David Carradine) Turner Classic Movies 12:30/3:30 EST Rollerball (1975, James Caan, in the future) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Princess & the Pirate (1944, Bob Hope) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1-12-08: 7am/10am EST Voice of The Whistler (1945, dir. William Castle) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 pm 9 to 5 (Dolly Parton vs. Dabney Coleman) HBO-Signature 1:30/4:30 EST Sinbad & the Eye of the Tiger (1977, a past MonsterVision film) Turner Classic Movies 3:30/6:30 EST 20,000,000 Miles To Earth (1957) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Bridge On The River Kwai (1957, Alec Guinness) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm Da Vinci Code (2006, Tom Hanks) Starz 7:00 pm 12:01 (1993) SCIFI Titanic (1997) TNT 7:20 pm Hard Target (Jean Claude Van Damme as the human target) More Max 8:00 pm Hunt For Red October (Sean Connery, Russian sub headed for US) American Movie Classics The Jerk (Steve Martin finds his purpose) TV-Land Legally Blonde 2 TBS The Rock (Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage break into Alcatraz) Encore Torchwood (2 eps) BBC America 8pm & 12am Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995) A&E 8pm & 12am Crime Wave: 18 months of Mayhem (1933-34) History Channel 8:30 pm Lake Placid (1999, with something nasty swimming in it) Cinemax 9:00 pm Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) Disney Channel Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2005) SCIFI 10:15/1:15 EST The Great Escape (1963, Steve McQueen in WW2) Turner Classic Movies 10:20 pm Pulp Fiction Encore 10:30 pm Assault On Precinct 13 FX Channel Matrix Revolutions HBO 10:30/1:30 EST Replicant (Jean-Claude Van Damme) WGN 10:35 pm Masters Of Horror The Movie Channel 1:15/4:15 EST Stalag 17 (1953, William Holden, Otto Preminger) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Johnny Belinda (1948, Lew Ayres) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sunday the 13th: 7:00 pm Asteroid (1997) SCIFI 8:00 pm Top Gun (1986) American Movie Classics The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (psycho sitter) Flix Movie Channel 8pm & 10:30 Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel 8pm & 12am Hillbillies: The Real Story History Channel 9:00 pm Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Disney Channel Ghost Rider (2007) Starz 10:00 pm Galaxy Quest (1999 Star Trek spoof) Cinemax 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: The Skunk Ape History Channel 11:00 pm Buffy the Vampire Slayer (original 1992 movie) FOX Movie Channel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 1-14-08: 3:30/6:30pm EST Whistling In The Dark (1933, Edward Arnold) Turner Classic Movies 5:30 pm Top Gun (1986) American Movie Classics 6:30 pm Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi (1997, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher) HBO #2 6:30/9:30pm EST Cat People (1942, she mates then kills) Turner Classic Movies 6:40 pm The Prestige (2006, rival magicians) Starz 7:00 pm Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) Bravo John Tucker Must Die (comedy) Cinemax 7pm & 10pm Caddyshack 2 VS 7:45/10:45 EST I Walked With A Zombie (1943) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Dick Tracy (1990, a colorful fantasy) Flix Movie Channel Spider-Man 2 FX Channel 8pm & 10pm Death Wish (1974, Bronson) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation (Chevy Chase) Bravo Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire (2005) HBO The Mummy (1999) "We are in serious trouble!" Starz Spaceballs (Mel Brooks SW spoof, effects by Lucasfilm's ILM) Spike (TNN) Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (1st ep) FOX 9pm & 1am Gangland History Channel 9pm/12am EST Val Lewton: the Man In The Shadows (2008) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 pm The Truman Show (1998) Flix Movie Channel 10:30/1:30 EST The Leopard Man (1943 sequel to Cat People) Turner Classic Movies 11:45/2:45 EST The 7th Victim (1943, girl captured by Satanists) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST Curse Of The Cat People (1944) Turner Classic Movies 2:15/5:15 EST The Body Snatcher (1945, Karloff, Bela Lugosi) Turner Classic Movies 3:30/6:30 EST Isle Of The Dead (1945, Boris Karloff) Turner Classic Movies 4:45/7:45 EST Bedlam (1946, Karloff) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue 1-15-08: 8am/11am EST Lost Angel (1943, girl genius escapes into the real world) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 am The Blues Brothers (1980, Aykroyd, John Belushi) Cinemax 2:20 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day "Come with me if you want to live!" Encore 5pm/8pm EST MASH (1970, Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould) FOX Movie Channel 7:00 pm Batman Begins (2005, Michael Caine as Alfred) FX Channel 7:15 pm Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) Showtime 7:20 pm Hard Target (1993, a most dangerous game) More Max 7:30 pm Over The Hedge (2006, animated, Bruce Willis) HBO 8pm & 10pm Death Wish 2 American Movie Classics 8:30 pm The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax 8:45/11:45pm EST Targets (1968, Boris Karloff, Dir: Bogdanovich) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Meet The Applegates (1990, mutant bugs pass as humans) Flix Movie Channel 10pm/1am EST Solaris (1972 original version) Independent Film Channel 10:30/1:30am EST What's Up Tiger Lily? (1966, with host segments) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST MASH (1970, Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould) FOX Movie Channel 3am/6am EST Suddenly (1954, assassins take over a home) Turner Classic Movies 4:30/7:30 EST Song Of The Thin Man (1947) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1-16-08: 7:15 am Planet Of The Apes (1968, Roddy McDowall) American Movie Classics 11:45 am Mad Max (1979, Mel Gibson vs. biker gang) Encore 6pm & 8:30pm Overboard (1987, Kurt Russell convinces Goldie Hawn he's rich) Family Channel 7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz 7:30 pm The Hitcher (2007) More Max 8:00 pm King Kong (Peter Jackson's 2005 remake) HBO #2 8pm & 10pm Death Wish 3 (Bronson, 1985) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Scary Movie 4 (2006 movies spoof) Starz 9:35 pm Army Of Darkness: Evil Dead 3 Encore 9:45 pm The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: the ape-creature of Sumatra History Channel 11:00 pm Pulp Fiction Encore 11pm/2am EST Love Me Or Leave Me (1955, James Cagney, Doris Day) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1-17-08: 1:30/4:30pm EST The Dark Tower (1943, hypnotist plots to secretly destroy circus) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands FOX Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST Casablanca (1942, Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Deep Impact (giant comet headed for Earth) Showtime #2 7:00 pm Primal Force (1999) SCIFI 7pm/10pm EST From Here To Eternity (1953, WW2 drama in Pearl Harbor) Turner Classic Movies 8pm & 10pm Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (Bronson, 1987) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: sharpest things inc. Samurai swords History Channel 9:00 pm Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World (2005) SCIFI Independence Day (Will Smith vs. invaders from space) Starz Spider-Man (2002) TBS 9:15/12:15 EST Hitchcock's Notorious (1946, Claude Rains, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movies 11pm/2am EST Hitchcock's To Catch A Thief (1955, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movie 11:30 pm Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Starz ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1-18-08: 10:45/1:45 EST Pocketful Of Miracles (1961, Frank Capra) Turner Classic Movie 1:15/4:15 EST Here Come The Girls (1953, Bob Hope undercover) Turner Classic Movie 3pm/6pm EST Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (1947, Danny Kaye vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movie 5pm/8pm EST The King and I (Yul Brynner, shown 3 times in a row) FOX Movie Channel 6:30 pm Ghostbusters (1984, Aykroyd, Moranis, Murray, Sigourney Weaver) VH-1 8:00 pm Ghost Whisperer (new ep) CBS Flash Gordon (new ep) SCIFI 8pm & 10pm Death Wish 5: The Face Of Death (Bronson, 1994) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Moonlight (last new ep of season) CBS Pirates Of The Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest Starz 10:00 pm Fletch (Chevy Chase, Joe Don Baker) TV-Land Stargate Atlantis (new ep) SCIFI 10pm & 2am Sex In The 20th Century (part 3: 1950s & 60s) History Channel 11pm/2am EST Barbarella (1968, Jane Fonda) Turner Classic Movie 12:45/3:45 EST The Wild, Wild Planet (1965, aliens use shrink-ray) Turner Classic Movie 2:30/5:30 EST Nostradamus shorts (1938-40) Turner Classic Movie 5am/8am EST The Court Jester (Danny Kaye vs. evil Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movie ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1-19-08: 7am/10am EST Secret Of The Whistler (1946) Turner Classic Movie followed by Return Of The Whistler (1947) Turner Classic Movie 9:00 AM Snakehead Terror followed by "It Waits" SCIFI 9:30/12:30 EST World's Greatest Athlete (1973, Jan-Michael Vincent as jungle-boy) Turner Classic Movie 11:30/2:30 EST High Noon (1952 Western version of Outland) Turner Classic Movie Noon Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill) HBO 1:00 PM Queen Of The Damned SCIFI 3:00 PM Painkiller Jane (movie version) SCIFI Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) WE 5:00 PM Bloodrayne SCIFI 6:30 pm The Passenger (1975, Jack Nicholson steals dead man's identity) Sundance Channel 7:00 pm Resident Evil (2002) followed by sequel (2004) SCIFI 8:00 pm The Godfather (1972) A&E Malice (1993) Flix Movie Channel Troy (2004, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Peter O'Toole) American Movie Classics Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines FX Channel Vegas Vacation (1997, Chevy Chase) Encore 8pm & 12am MonsterQuest: invisible flying creatures History Channel 8pm & 10:30 Stealth (automated fighter plane makes up its own wargames) TNT 9:00 pm Sky High (2005, Kurt Russell) Disney Channel From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, vampire strip club, Harvey Keitel) The Movie Channel The Good Witch (2008) Hallmark Channel 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: the ape-creature of Sumatra History Channel 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: Giganto, the real King Kong History Channel 10:30 pm X-Men: The Last Stand HBO 11:00 pm Resident Evil SCIFI 1:00 AM Route 666 (you'll get your kix) SCIFI 3:00 AM Night Of The Comet (mall girls after the apocalypse) SCIFI 3:30/6:30 EST Smashing The Money Ring (1939, Ronald Reagan as a G-man) Turner Classic Movie 4:30/7:30 EST Hitchcock's The Man Who Knew Too Much (1934, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movie ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1-20-08: 9:00 AM Crow 4: Wicked Prayer SCIFI 11:00 AM Dark Ride SCIFI 12:30 pm Airplane! (1980, Leslie Nielsen, Robert Hayes) Comedy Central 1:00 PM Wicked Little Things SCIFI 1pm/4pm EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands FOX Movie Channel 1pm/4pm EST Father Goose (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant as The Filthy Beast) Turner Classic Movie 3:00 PM Something Beneath SCIFI 4:50 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) Showtime 5:00 PM Stephen King's original Children Of The Corn SCIFI 6:00 pm Legally Blonde 2 TBS 6:15 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire (2005) HBO 6:30 pm Underworld (2003) TNT 6:35 pm Star Wars Episode III (2005) More Max 7:00 PM Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) SCIFI Batman Begins (2005) FX Channel Bruce Almighty (Jim Carrey, Morgan Freeman as God) USA Network The Matrix (1999) American Movie Classics 7pm/10pm EST Adv. of Ford Fairlane (1990, with John Bloom) FOX Movie Channel 7:30 pm Scary Movie 4 Starz 8:00 pm John Carpenter's Starman (1984, Beau Bridges) Flix Movie Channel 8pm & 12am The Lost Book Of Nostradamus (2 hour docu) History Channel 8pm & 10:15 School Of Rock (2003 remake of Rock N Roll High) TBS 9:00 PM The Grudge 2 (2006) Starz The 5th Element (1997, Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman) TNT Hallowed Ground (2007) SCIFI Perry Mason & the Lady In The Lake (1988, Raymond Burr) Hallmark Channel 9pm/12am EST Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls (1970, spoof) FOX Movie Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Sea Hawk (1924, nobleman sold into slavery turns pirate) Turner Classic Movie 10:00 pm The Man Who Fell To Earth (David Bowie) Flix Movie Channel 11:00 PM From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money SCIFI 1am/4am EST Freaked (1993) FOX Movie Channel 3:00 AM Lawnmower Man 2: Jobe's War SCIFI 6am/9am EST The World, The Flesh & the Devil (1959, last 3 people on Earth) Turner Classic Movie ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 1-21-08: 11:15am/2:15pm EST A Patch Of Blue (1965, blind white girl in love with black man) Turner Classic Movies 2:05 pm Pan's Labyrinth (2006) More Max 7:00 pm 9 to 5 (1980, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, Dabney Coleman) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry) American Movie Classics Deep Impact (1998, killer comet hits Earth) Showtime #2 In The Line Of Fire (Clint Eastwood vs. psycho assassin John Malkovich) TV-Land 8pm & 12am Decoding The Past: Doomsday prophecies History Channel 9:00 pm Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chron (new ep) FOX 9pm & 1am Life After People (2 hour docu, cities after civilization collapses) History Channel 10:00 pm Pulp Fiction (1994) The Movie Channel 10:05 pm The Man In The Iron Mask (1998) Encore 2:30/5:30am EST Nostradamus shorts (1938,1940) Turner Classic Movies 4:30/7:30 EST Hitchcock's The 39 Steps (1935) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue 1-22-08: 8am/11am EST Some Like It Hot (Jack Lemmon & Tony Curtis as chorus girls) Turner Classic Movies 9:45am & 8pm For Your Consideration (2006 mockumentary) HBO #2 10:15/1:15 EST Major Dundee (1965, Charlton Heston, dir: Peckinpah) Turner Classic Movies 2:45/5:45 EST The Quiet Man (1952, John Wayne in Ireland) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen) Cinemax 6:30/9:30 EST Treasure Of The Sierra Madre (Bogart vs. banditos) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 pm Tombstone (1993, Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) Starz 7:00 pm Lady In The Water (2006) HBO Signature 7:30/10:30 EST Fantastic Four (2005, Jessica Alba) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm Rio Bravo (John Wayne, Dean Martin, Angie Dickinson) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Siberian Apocalypse (1908 Russian nuclear explosion) History Channel 8:15 pm Crocodile Dundee (Paul Hogan) Cinemax 9:45 pm Dick Tracy (Madonna, Pacino, Warren Beatty) Flix Movie Channel 10:00 pm Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) Cinemax 3am/6am EST Gaslight (1944, funny things are happening in the mansion) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Murder, My Sweet (1944, Philip Marlowe) Turner Classic Movies 6:45/9:45 EST The Big House (1930, prison riot) Turner Classic Movies followed by Nightfall (1956, man on hunting trip, bank robbers) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1-23-08: 10:30 am A Fish Called Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis, John Cleese, Michael Palin) Encore 1:30/4:40pm EST To Be Or Not To Be (1942, Jack Benny vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 pm Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks comedy) American Movie Classics 3:15/6:15 EST Harvey (starring Jimmy Stewart & a 6' invisible rabbit) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Fighting 69th (1940, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 6pm & 8:30 Never Been Kissed (1999, Drew Barrymore) Family Channel 6:10 pm 8mm (snuff film may be real) Cinemax 7:00 pm Bird On A Wire (1990, Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Hunt For Red October (1990, Sean Connery) American Movie Classics Fletch Lives (Chevy Chase investigates a spooky abandoned mansion) TV-Land The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Sean Connery) FX Channel Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel 8pm & 12am Life After People (a look at cities after fall of civilization) History Channel 8pm & 10:30 We Were Soldiers (2002, Mel Gibson in Vietnam) TNT 8pm/11pm EST Hoffa (1992, Jack Nicholson) FOX Movie Channel 9:00 pm 48 Hours (Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte) More Max Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) HBO Signature 10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: real American werewolves History Channel 10:30 pm The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) FX Channel 11pm/2am EST Devil Dogs Of The Air (1935, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1-24-08: 7am/10am EST The Irish In Us (1935, an Irish family fights, drinks & become policemen) Turner Classic Movies 11am/2pm EST Bad Day At Black Rock (everyone knows the terrible secret) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm Darkman (1990, Liam Neeson) Cinemax 6:45 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile Showtime #2 7:00 pm Tornado: Nature Unleashed (2004) & Atomic Twister (2002) SCIFI 7:20 pm Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz 7:30 pm Pleasantville (1998) Family Channel 7:30/10:30pm EST The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, Tobe Hooper) IFC followed by Eaten Alive (1976, Carolyn Jones vs. crocodiles) IFC 7:45 pm Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector Showtime 8:00 pm Rambo, First Blood Part 2 Encore From Dusk Till Dawn (vampire strip club) The Movie Channel The Jerk (Steve Martin finds his purpose) TV-Land 8pm & 10pm Flightplan (2005, Jodie Foster) FX Channel 8pm & 10:30 Fried Green Tomatoes (Kathy Bates finds out about the dead body in the lake) WE 8pm & 12am Decoding The Past: Doomsday on Mayan time History Channel 9pm & 1am Gangland (2 eps) History Channel 9:50 pm 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy as a hitman) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Turistas (2006) HBO #2 3:45/7:45 EST Terror On A Train (1953, timebomb planted somewhere on train) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Camille (1936) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Nostradamus shorts (1938-1940) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST Samson & Delilah (1949, Cecil B. DeMille) Turner Classic Movies followed by Ben-Hur (1959, Charlton Heston) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1-25-08: 8:00 am Doctor Who marathon SCIFI 11:30/2:30 EST Hercules, Samson & Ulysses (1963) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Jason And The Argonauts (1963) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST Three Worlds Of Gulliver (1960) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Alias Jesse James (1959, Bob Hope) Turner Classic Movies 6:45/9:45 EST Support Your Local Sheriff (1969 comedy, James Garner) Turner Classic Movies followed by Support Your Local Gunfighter (1971 sequel) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (Johnny Depp, Vincent Price) FOX Movie Channel 7:20 pm Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray) More Max 8:00 pm Top Gun (1986, Tom Cruise, Meg Ryan) American Movie Classics The Rock (1996, Sean Connery, Nicolas Cage) Encore Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as Tim Burton's ghost with the most) Bravo Minutemen (2008 time machine, Jason Dolley, Steve McQueen) Disney Channel Fletch (1985, Chevy Chase, Joe Don Baker) TV-Land 8pm & 11pm Flash Gordon (new ep) SCIFI 9:00 pm The Good Witch (2008) Hallmark Channel The Hills Have Eyes (2006) HBO #2 9pm/12am EST Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (Johnny Depp, Vincent Price) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm The Hitcher (2007) Cinemax Beetlejuice (1988, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones, Winona Ryder) Bravo Stargate Atlantis (new ep) SCIFI 10pm & 2am Hell, The Devils Domain History Channel 10:15/1:15 EST The Law West Of Tombstone (1938, Harry Carey) Turner Classic Movies 10:20 pm The Glimmer Man (Steven Seagal) Encore 3:00 AM Species III SCIFI 3:15/6:15am EST The Outrage (Edward G. Robinson, Paul Newman) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1-26-08: 8:15/11:15am EST Johnny Angel (1945, George Raft) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 AM Trilogy Of Terror II SCIFI 11:00 AM Sightings: Heartland Ghost SCIFI 11:30/2:30 EST Dead Poets Society (1989) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM Boo (let's spend Halloween night in the old haunted hospital) SCIFI 3:00 pm Best In Show (2000 mockumentary) HBO #2 Haunted Prison SCIFI 5:00 PM Thirt33n Ghosts SCIFI 6:15 pm Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999) Showtime 6:45 pm Die Hard (Bruce Willis vs. terrorists) HBO #2 7:00 PM Jeepers Creepers II SCIFI 7pm/10pm EST Thunder Rock (1942, lighthouse with ghostly visitors) Turner Classic Movies 7:05 pm Ghost Rider (2007, daredevil Nicholas Cage sells his soul) Starz 7:15 pm The Amityville Horror (2005) TNT 7:20 pm Slither (alien parasites) More Max 8:00 pm Doctor Who (1st ep with Martha Jones, on the Moon) BBC America Batman Begins (2005, Christian Bale, Michael Caine) FX Channel Batman & Robin (1997, George Clooney vs. Schwarzenegger) Encore Galaxy Quest (Star Trek spoof, Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen) Cinemax Minutemen (2008 time machine, Jason Dolley, Steve McQueen) Disney Channel Open Range (2003, Robert DuVall) American Movie Classics Pretty Woman (1990, Julia Roberts, Richard Gere) ABC 8pm & 12am The Godfather 2 (Pacino, De Niro, Robert Duvall) A&E 8pm & 12am Nostradamus: 500 Years Later (2 hour) History Channel 9:00 pm Torchwood (1st ep of 2nd season, a crooked alien friend shows up) BBC America Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Matthew Broderick vs. Jeffrey Jones) Bravo Whisper (2007) TNT 9pm & 1am Ghost Voyage (2008) SCIFI 9:30 pm Lucky Number Slevin (2006, Bruce Willis) Showtime 10pm & 2am Countdown To Armageddon History Channel 10:05 pm From Dusk Till Dawn (1996, vampire strip club) Encore 10:30/1:30 EST Hitchcock's The Lady Vanishes (1938) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM Lost Voyage SCIFI 3:00 AM Blood Surf SCIFI 3am/6am EST Shadow Of The Thin Man (1941) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Ransom (1956, Glenn Ford, Leslie Nielsen) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1-27-08: 9:00 AM Swarmed SCIFI 11:00 AM Caved In: Prehistoric Terror SCIFI The Godfather 2 (see 8pm yesterday) A&E 11:30/2:30 EST Pajama Party (1964, Tommy Kirk as the Martian) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM Mosquito (remake of Skeeter) SCIFI 3:00 PM Locusts: The 8th Plague (Lucy Lawless) SCIFI 3pm/6pm EST 2010 (sequel to: 2001 a Space Odyssey) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 pm Titanic (1997) TNT 5:00 PM Bone Snatcher SCIFI 5:35 pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991) Encore 6:00 pm Dick Tracy (1990, a colorful fantasy) Flix Movie Channel 6:15 pm Snake Eyes (Nicolas Cage) Showtime #2 6:45 pm Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher) HBO 7:00 PM Marabunta: Terror In Burline Pines (2004) SCIFI U.S. Marshalls (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive) American Movie Classics 7pm/10pm EST Strange Days (1995) FOX Movie Channel 7:20 pm The Bridge To Terabithia (2007) Starz 8:00 pm The Simpsons (new ep, with Weird Al Yankovic) FOX Minutemen (2008 time machine, Jason Dolley, Steve McQueen) Disney Channel The Mirror Has 2 Faces (1996) The Movie Channel Rainman (1988, Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise) Encore Seems Like Old Times (Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn) Flix Movie Channel Stephen King's The Green Mile Showtime #2 9:00 PM Blood Monkey (2007, giant mutant primate) SCIFI Journey To The Center Of The Earth (2007, from producer of Gulliver's Travels) Ion (formerly Pax) Guinness World Records: Top 100 NBC 9:30 pm Donnie Darko (2001, teen haunted by giant demonic rabbit) Sundance Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Terror Train (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis) FOX Movie Channel 10:00 pm Star Wars (1977, 20th anniversary edition) HBO #2 11:00 PM Spiders 2 SCIFI 3:00 AM Crimson Force SCIFI 4:15/7:15 EST The Unsuspected (1947, Claude Rains) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 1-28-07: 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside marathon SCIFI 9am/12pm EST Calling Bulldog Drummond (1951, thieves steal military weapons) Turner Classic Movies 10:50 am Dog Day Afternoon (1975, Pacino) More Max 3pm/6pm EST Please Don't Eat The Daisies (1960, Doris Day) Turner Classic Movies 6pm & 8:30pm The Karate Kid (1984) VS 7:00 pm Forrest Gump (1994, Tom Hanks) WE 8:00 pm Terminator TV-series (1st ep) Fox The Matrix (1999) American Movie Classics Death Becomes Her (1992 comedy about feuding zombies, Bruce Willis) Encore Midnight Planet Of The Apes American Movie Classics 1am/4am EST Here Come The Girls (1953, Bob Hope) Turner Classic Movies 2:30/5:30 EST Nostradamus shorts (1938-40) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 am Stephen King's The Shawshank Redemption Cinemax Day The Earth Stood Still American Movie Classics ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tue 1-29-08: 8:00 am Dark Angel marathon SCIFI 11:30 am Planet Of The Apes American Movie Classics 3:30/6:30pm EST Impressions Of Garland (1972 Jady Garland bio) Turner Classic Movies 6:15 pm White Men Can't Jump (Woody Haroldson, Wesley Snipes) Cinemax 7:00 pm Stranger Than Fiction (2006) Starz 8:00 pm Pulp Fiction (1994, Quentin Tarantino) Encore Black Christmas (2006 gory remake of 1947 psycho flik) The Movie Channel Malice (1993) Flix Movie Channel U.S. Marshalls (1998 sequel to The Fugitive) American Movie Classics 10:00 pm Stephen King's The Shawshank Redemption Cinemax The Pacifier (2005) USA Network 10pm & 2am Mega Disasters: explosion on ocean floor History Channel 10pm/1am EST Topaze (1933, John Barrymore) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM Rottweiler SCIFI 3:45/6:45 EST The Terror (1963, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson) Turner Classic Movies 5:15/8:15 EST Horror Castle (1963, Christopher Lee) Turner Classic Movies 6:45/9:45 EST Castle Of The Living Dead (Christopher Lee) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1-30-08: 8:00 am The Outer Limits (color eps marathon) SCIFI 8:30/11:30 EST horror movie marathon continues The Haunting (1963) Turner Classic Movies 10:30/1:30 EST Children Of The Damned (1964, don't look in their eyes) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST Spider-Baby (1968, Lon Chaney) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST Die, Die, My Darling! (1965, Donald Sutherland) Turner Classic Movies 3:15/6:15 EST Eye Of The Devil (1967, Donald Pleasence) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 pm United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11) Cinemax 5pm/8pm EST Lady Killer (1933, James Cagney) Turner Classic Movies 6pm & 8:30pm Holes (2003, with Sigourney Weaver as the Warden) Family Channel 6:30 pm Weather Man (2005, Nicholas Cage) Showtime #2 6:30/9:30 EST 1,2,3 (1961 comedy, James Cagney in modern Germany) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm Cars (2006, animated) Encore Die Hard 2 Fox Movie Channel Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2: Cradle Of Life American Movie Classics The Meteor Man (1993, Robert Townsend as superhero afraid of heights) The Movie Channel 8pm & 10pm XXX: State Of The Union (2005, Ice Cube) FX Channel 8:15 pm Darkman (1990, Liam Neeson) Cinemax Snake Eyes (1998, Nicholas Cage) Showtime #2 8:30/11:30 EST The Bride Came COD (1941 comedy, James Cagney vs. Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest: Champ History Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger) Fox Movie Channel 9:45 pm The Truman Show (1998, man finds out he's on TV, 24 hours a day) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm The Rock (1996, Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage) Encore 10pm & 2am The Pacific Bermuda Triangle: Dragon's Triangle History Channel 10:30 pm Ghostbusters (Aykroyd, Bill Murray, Rick Moranis) VH-1 3:00 AM SS Doomtrooper SCIFI ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1-31-08: 8:00 am The Twilight Zone (hour-long eps) SCIFI 4:00 pm Back To The Future (Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd) HBO #2 6pm & 8:30pm Overboard (Kurt Russell convinces amnesiac Goldie Hawn they're married) Family Channel 6:40 pm Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) More Max 6:45 pm The Nativity Story HBO Signature 6:45/9:45 EST Portrait Of Jennie (1948, artist paints ghost's portrait) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 PM Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006) SCIFI 7:10 pm The Good German (2006 in post-WW2 Berlin) Starz 7:30 pm Stephen King's The Shawshank Redemption Cinemax Ghostbusters (Harold Ramis, Sigourney Weaver, Annie Potts) VH-1 Weather Man (Nicholas Cage) Showtime 8:00 pm Lost (recap of 3rd season) ABC The Covenant (2006) Encore Dick Tracy (a colorful fantasy, Al Pacino) Flix Movie Channel Ghost Cat (2003, ghost cat vs. arsonists) Animal Planet Minutemen (2008, time machine) Disney Channel Smallville (new ep, Bizarro takes over Clark's life) CW 8pm & 10:30pm American History X (1998, Edward Norton as neo-Nazi) FX Channel 9:00 PM Ghost Voyage (2008) SCIFI Billy Madison (1995, Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin) More Max The Good Witch (2008) Hallmark Channel Lost (1st ep of 4th season) ABC Supernatural (new ep, a coven of suburban witches) CW Wild Hogs (Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence, John Travolta) Starz 9:15 pm Snake Eyes (1998, Nicholas Cage) Showtime 9:40 pm Vegas Vacation (Chevy Chase) Encore 10:00 pm Lake Placid (1999, with a monster croc in it) Cinemax 11:00 PM Stir Of Echoes SCIFI 11:30 pm Pulp Fiction (1994, Quentin Tarantino) Encore 11:30/2:30 EST Cyrano De Bergerac (1950, Jose Ferrer) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM Dolly Dearest SCIFI 3am/6am EST Adv. of Robin Hood (1938, Errol Flynn, Basil Rathbone) Turner Classic Movies 6:45/9:45 EST King Solomon's Mines (1950) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Note: it takes me hours to research & type up the above tv broadcast schedule each week. So far total commissions from Amazon.com for December total 28¢ and Google ads about $1 a day for this entire 1300-page website, so I can't afford to spend so much time on this after December. No more day-long broadcast listings, anyway. I can make more per hour flipping hamburgers at McDonalds than writing HTML code or adapting java script here in California. Hope they didn't see the photo below before I fill out a job application there...Bill, scifans@gmail