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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel 01-1-10, Fri party like it's 1999: 8:00 am Annual New Year's Twilight Zonethon continues SYFY 10:15/1:15 EST The Man From Laramie (1955, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (James Stewart, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies 2pm/5pm EST The Rose Bowl ABC 2pm/5pm EST Doctor Who New Year's Day marathon continues BBC America 2:15/5:15 EST How The West Was Won (John Wayne, Henry Fonda, 1962) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST 2010: The Year We Make Contact (John Lithgow Roy Scheider) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm The Pelican Brief (1993, Julia Roberts) ION (formerly PAX) 6:55 pm Dead Man Walking (1995) Showtime #2 7:00 pm Alvin & the Chipmunks (live-action & CGI0 HBO Family Die Hard (1988, bad guys take over building, Bruce Willis takes it back) Spike Nat. Lampoon's Vacation (Chevy Chase, 1st in the movie series) Comedy Central 7pm/10pm EST Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 (1966) Turner Classic Movies 7:10 pm America's Sweethearts (2001, pretending to be happy) Starz 7:20 pm AVPR: Aliens Vs. Predator Requeim More Max 7:30 pm Caddyshack & Caddyshack 2 VS. 8:00 pm Twilight Zone marathon continues SYFY Barbarosa (1982, Willie Nelson, Gary Busey) Flix Body Of Lies (2008) HBO Disaster Movie (2008 spoof) Showtime Happy Feet (2006, animated) Disney XD Jingle All The Way (1996, Schwarzenegger comedy, Phil Hartman, Sinbad) Hallmark Channel Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring (1st in the movie series) TNT The Matrix (1999, Mike Nelson & friends checked it out) American Movie Classics Office Space (1999 comedy, rage against the corporate machine) E! Entertainment TV Rocky 2 & 3 (the 1st one's a boxing movie) Encore Twins (1988, a past Monstervision movie, Danny DeVito, Schwarzenegger) Cinemax 8pm & 10:30pm There's Something About Mary (1998, Ben Stiller) FX Channel 8:15/11:15 EST Drugstore Cowboy (1989, Matt Dillon) IFC 8:30 pm Better Off Ted & Scrubs (new eps) ABC Who Framed Roger Rabbit (she's not bad, just drawn that way) HBO Family 9:00 pm Star Wars The Clone Wars (CGI animated, new ep) Cartoon Network Ghost Adventures (new ep, a haunted mansion) Travel Channel Groundhog Day (1993, Bill Murray caught in a timeloop) TV-Land The Nutty Professor (1996, Eddie Murphy, produced by Jerry Lewis) TBS Obsessed (2009, the office temp turns lethal) Starz Robin Williams: Weapon Of Self-Destruction (90-minute) HBO #2 9pm/12am EST Rollerball (1975, James Caan, Maud Adams) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Caddyshack 2 (Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Jackie Mason) VS. Lovin' Molly (1974, Anthony Perkins) Flix 10:00 pm The Dark Knight (2008) Cinemax Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995, Bruce Willis) Spike 10pm/1am EST Speed (1994, Dennis Hopper as a mad bomber) Fox Movie Channel 10:15 pm I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man) HBO 10:30 pm Jurassic Park (where nothing can go wrong) HBO Family 11:15/2:15 EST Blue Velvet (1986, from the director of Twin Peaks) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/4:15 EST Body Double (1984, Melanie Griffith) Turner Classic Movies 3:30/6:30 EST Trader Horn (1931, Harry Carey) Turner Classic Movies 5:45/8:45 EST Algiers (1938, Hedy Lamarr) Turner Classic Movies 7:30/10:30 EST Rod Serling's Requiem For A Heavyweight (1962) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1/02/2010: 9:00 AM VENOM SYFY 9am/12pm EST In Harm's Way (John Wayne, Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 AM SHALLOW GROUND SYFY 12pm/3pm EST Shalako (1968, Sean Connery, Brigitte Bardot) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 SYFY 2pm/5pm EST Valley Of The Kings (1954, archaeologists vs. graverobbers in Egypt) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 PM TIMBER FALLS SYFY 3:30/6:30 EST Old Yeller (Fess Parker, Tommy Kirk, 1958) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 PM FLU BIRD HORROR SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Lolita (1962, banned in Boston, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm Beerfest (2006) Comedy Central 7:00 PM SPLINTER (2008) SYFY Freaky Friday (1995, Jamie Lee Curtis) Hallmark Channel Incredible Hulk (2008, Ed Norton) HBO Family 7:30 pm Shutter (2008) HBO Signature XXX (2002, Vin Diesel powered) FX Channel 7:45/10:45 EST Husbands (1970, Peter Falk, Ben Gazzara) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 PM Matilda by Roald Dahl (1996, Danny DeVito) Family Channel MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN (passengers go in but they don't come out) SYFY 11:00 PM SEE NO EVIL SYFY 12:15/3:15 EST 2 for the Seesaw (Robert Mitchum, Shirley MacLaine) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 AM DEATH TUNNEL SYFY 3:00 AM SHAFT, THE (it's grim down there) SYFY 5am/8am EST Footsteps In The Dark (1941, Errol Flynn) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST The Americanization of Emily (WW2 satire, James Garner) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1/03/2010: 9:00 AM BOA VS. PYTHON SYFY 11:00 AM MANTICORE SYFY 1:00 PM BEOWULF (1999) SYFY 3:00 PM SAVAGE PLANET SYFY 5:00 PM BONE EATER SYFY 7:00 PM SWAMP DEVIL SYFY 9:00 PM SEA BEAST (that's no shark) SYFY 11:00 PM EYE OF THE BEAST SYFY 3:00 AM GRIZZLY RAGE SYFY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 1/04/2010: 9:00 AM ARABIAN NIGHTS (4 hour) SYFY 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 1:00 PM JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS (4 hour remake) SYFY 5:00 PM BOOK OF SHADOWS: BLAIR WITCH 2 SYFY 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer marathon (7pm-11pm) SYFY 8:00 pm Heroes (new, 2 hour) NBC The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Captain Nemo, a vampira) American Movie Classics 9:00 pm Snakes On A Plane FX Channel The Bucket List HBO Signature Be Kind Rewind (2008) HBO #2 10:00 pm Secret Diaries Of A Call Girl (2 eps) Showtime 10:10 pm Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006) Sundance Channel 11:00 pm Anime Monday 11pm-1am SYFY 12am/3am EST The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946, make it look like an accident) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 am DOA (1950, who killed me?) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 1/05/2010: 8:00 AM MONKEY KING, THE (4 hour) SYFY 12:00 PM ODYSSEY, THE (4 hour) SYFY 12:45/3:45 EST Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? (1967) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Informer (1935) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Hellboy 2 HBO The Time Machine HBO Family 8:00 pm Blessed (2004, it's Rosemary's baby) The Movie Channel Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (Wayans & Wayans) BET 9:00 pm Changeling (2008) HBO Signature 9pm/12am EST Darling (1965, Julie Christie) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Bless The Child (2000, cult wants to steal a baby) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Terminator 2 American Movie Classics 11:00 PM H.G. WELLS' WAR OF THE WORLDS SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST L.A. Confidential (1997, Russell Crowe) Turner Classic Movies 1:45/4:45 EST Mr. Deeds Goes To Town (Gary Cooper, 1936) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM IN THE SPIDERS WEB SYFY 3:45/6:45 EST Laugh Clown Laugh (Lon Chaney, 1928) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1/06/2010: 8:00 am Ghost Hunters & Ghost Hunters International SYFY 10:15/1:15 EST The Stranger (Orson Welles, Edward G. Robinson) Turner Classic Movies followed by Rachel & the Stranger (1948, Robert Mitchum) Turner Classic Movies 6:10 pm Spider-Man Cinemax 7:00 pm Live Free Or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis, 3-hour version) FX Channel 7pm/10pm EST Rasputin & the Empress (1932, the Mad Monk of Russia) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm Mr. Woodcock (2007, Billy Bob Thornton as evil gym coach) HBO Signature Shoot 'em Up (2007) More Max 8:00 pm Most Daring (new ep) TruTV Biography (Sonny Bono, Whitney Houston, Cher, 1 hour each) Bio Channel The Human Spark (new) PBS Aladdin (1992 animated, Robin Williams as the genie) Family Channel The Cable Guy (1996, Jim Carrey is a psycho) Encore Cadet Kelly (2002 teen version of Private Benjamin) Disney Channel The Chosen (1981) Flix Daylight (1996, Stallone) American Movie Classics Dracula 2000 (thieves find out who's hidden in an antique store) The Movie Channel Gigantic (2008) Showtime #2 8:15 pm Kiss Of The Dragon (Jet Li, Bridget Fonda) Cinemax 9:00 pm People's Choice Awards (new, 2 hour) CBS Ghost Hunters International (new ep) SYFY Gran Torino (2008, Clint Eastwood, sorry for trying to steal your car) More Max Grumpier Old Men (Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Ann-Margret) CMT Hand That Rocks The Cradle (1992, Rebecca DeMornay as a psychotic babysitter) Lifetime Law & Order Special Victims Unit (new ep) NBC Shutter (2008, hit & run driver in Tokyo haunted) HBO Signature The Uninvited (2009, evil stepmother) HBO 9pm & 1am Apocalypse Man (new ep) History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Red Danube (1949, Soviets march into Vienna) Turner Classic Movies 9:30pm & 1:30am Dog the Bounty Hunter (new ep) A and E 10:00 pm Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura (new ep) TruTV Demon Hunter (2005) The Movie Channel Marley & Me (2008) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Steven Seagal, Lawman (new ep) A and E 10:05/1:05 EST Blow Out (1981, is that the killer?) IFC 10:30 pm Escape From L.A. "Call me Plisskin" American Movie Classics Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves) HBO Signature 11:30/2:30 EST Reds (1981, Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM LARVA SYFY 5:30/8:30 EST 2 Alone (1934, orphan sent to work on a farm gets pregnant) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1/07/2010: 8:00 am Scariest Places On Earth marathon 8am-4pm SYFY 10:30/1:30 EST The Baron of Arizona (1950, Vincent Price) Turner Classic Movies 12:15/3:15 EST Back From Eternity (1956, plane crash in hostile jungle) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Will Penny (Charlton Heston, Donald Pleasence) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm 007 in The World Is Not Enough (Pierce Brosnan) Showtime #2 7:00 pm Masters Of Horror (4 eps, 7pm-11pm) SYFY Dr. Dolittle 2 (Eddie Murphy) HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST Monte Walsh (Lee Marvin, Jack Palance) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Taken (2008, sex slavers kidnap teen in Paris) HBO Signature 7:30 pm Babylon AD (2008) HBO One Missed Call (2008) More Max 7:45/10:45 EST Gangs Of New York (2002, Scorsese) IFC 8:00 pm Ghost Whisperer (repeat, final ep of 4th season) ION (formerly PAX) The Bear Whisperer (new, 1st ep, 2 hour) Animal Planet The Big Lebowski (1998, Jeff Bridges) VS. Bottle Rocket (1996) Flix Capture Of The Green River Killer (2008, Tom Cavanagh) LMN Finn On The Fly (2008, boy's dog turns into a human) Disney Channel Jurassic Park 3 Encore Lake City (2008, Sissy Spacek vs. drug dealer) The Movie Channel Unforgiven (1992, Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman) American Movie Classics You, Me & Dupree (2006 comedy, Owen Wilson) TBS 8pm & 10pm Next (2007, clairvoyant magician, Nicolas Cage, Jessica Biel) FX Channel 8pm & 10:15 The Bourne Supremacy (2004) TNT 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles 2 (1991, live-action sequel) HBO Family 9:00 pm Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (2 new eps) TruTV Bedtime Stories (what if everything you read out loud came true?) Starz Biography: Dolly Parton (2 hour) Bio Channel Fear (1996) More Max Outlaw Amazon (2 new eps) Discovery Channel Max Payne (2008) HBO 9pm/12am EST Ride The High Country (Randolph Scott, Joel McCrea) Turner Classic Movies 9:35 pm An American Affair (2009) The Movie Channel Mr. Brooks (2007, Demi Moore as a police detective) Showtime Tremors (1990, giant carnivorous sand worms, Kevin Bacon) Encore 10:00 pm Celebrity Rehab (new ep, Dennis Rodman, Heidi Fleiss) VH-1 Patriot Games (1992, Harrison Ford targeted by terrorists) Cinemax Road House (1989, Patrick Swayze vs. his demons) CMT 10:35/1:35 EST The Devil's Rejects IFC 11:00 PM GINGER SNAPS BACK: THE BEGINNING SYFY 11pm/2am EST The Shootist (1976, James Stewart, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies followed by The Man From Laramie (1955, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM THE RAPTURE SYFY 3am/6am EST Elvis Presley movie marathon to midnight EST Turner Classic Movies starting with Harum Scarum (1965, kidnapped in the Middle East) Turner Classic Movies 4:45/7:45 EST Kissin' Cousins (1964, Yvonne Craig, Elvis) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST Spinout (1966, Shelley Fabares, Elvis) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1/08/2010: 8:00 am Stargate Atlantis marathon 8am-6pm SYFY 11:45/2:45 EST Speedway (1968, Nancy Sinatra, Elvis) Turner Classic Movies followed by Blue Hawaii (1961) Turner Classic Movies and then Viva Las Vegas (1964, Ann-Margret, Elvis) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Elvis On Tour (1972) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Speed (mad bomber Dennis Hopper puts bomb on bus) Fox Movie Channel 6:00 pm Batman Returns (1992, Danny DeVito as the Penguin) ION 6:30 pm Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford vs. druglords) More Max 6:45/9:45 EST The 9th Gate (1999, Johnny Depp needs a book to summon Satan) IFC 7:00 pm Sanctuary (4 eps, 7-11pm, new ep repeated @ 12am) SYFY The Astronaut's Wife (1999) FX Channel Bridges of Madison County (Clint Eastwood, 1995) E's Style Channel What Women Want (Mel Gibson can suddenly read women's thoughts but can't turn it off) Showtime 7pm/10pm EST Elvis: That's The Way It Is (special restored Vegas concert) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Charlie Wilson's War (2007, Tom Hanks) HBO Signature 7:30 pm Sex & the City: The Movie (2008) Cinemax Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) Showtime #2 7:30/10:30 EST Speed (bus will explode if it slows down below 55mph) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm The Ghost Whisperer & Medium (new eps) CBS Law & Order (new ep) NBC Smallville (2 eps) CW (formerly WB) 4 Brothers (2005, hunting down their mother's killer) TNT 48 Hrs (1982, Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy) BET Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 remake) HBO Enter The Dragon (1973, Bruce Lee) Encore Fight Club (1999, it took gonades to join this club but not anymore) Bravo Kelly's Heroes (WW2 comedy, Don Rickles, Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas) American Movie Classics The Killing Room (2009) The Movie Channel Mother's Boys (1994, Jamie Lee Curtis) Flix 8pm & 12am 7 Signs Of The Apocalypse (2 hour) History Channel 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV 9:00 pm The Dollhouse (new ep) FOX Coyote Ugly (2000) CMT Double Jeopardy (1999, you can only kill your husband twice) FX Channel Fatal Desire (2006, internet romance ends very badly, Eric Roberts) Lifetime Groundhog Day (1993, Bill Murray caught in a timeloop) TV-Land Marley & Me (2008) More Max Mom & Dad Save The World (1992, Jon Lovitz, Teri Garr) HBO Family Mr. Deeds (2002 lame remake) TBS The Pacifier (2005, Vin Diesel powered) USA Network Pineapple Express (2008, stoner witnesses a murder & goes on the lam) Starz 9pm/12am EST Jailhouse Rock (1957, Elvis) Turner Classic Movies 9:05 pm Halloween (2007, Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Loomis) Showtime 9:05/12:05 EST A Fish Called Wanda (1988, John Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis) IFC 9:45 pm Bound (1996, Jennifer Tilly) Flix Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008) HBO 10:00 pm NUMB3RS (new ep) CBS Gran Torino (2008, Clint Eastwood, sorry for trying to steal your car) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST Speed (a bomb will explode if bus goes below 55mph) Fox Movie Channel 10:15 pm Air Force One (terrorists hijack Harrison Ford's plane) TNT 11pm/2am EST The Big Cube (1969, Lana Turner trips over LSD) Turner Classic Movies 12:45/3:45 EST I Love You Alice B. Toklas (1950, Peter Sellers) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM ALIEN AGENT SYFY 3am/6am EST The 7th Cross (1944, escapees from a concentration camp) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Brighton Rock (1947) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST Fritz Lang's Man Hunt (1941) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1/09/2010: 9:00 AM TORNADO: NATURE UNLEASHED SYFY 9am/12pm EST Le Mans (1971, Steve McQueen) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 AM ATOMIC TWISTER SYFY 11pm/2am EST Fear Strikes Out (Anthony Perkins, Karl Malden, 1957) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM EARTHSTORM SYFY 1pm/4pm EST Bad News Bears (Walter Matthau, Tatum O'Neal) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 PM DISASTER ZONE: VOLCANO IN NEW YORK SYFY 5:00 PM STORM SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Notorious (1946) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Porky's (1982, horny 1950s teens on a party boat) Fox Movie Channel 6:00 pm Deja vu FX Channel Lethal Weapon 3 (Mel Gibson) Spike 6:30 pm Changeling (2008, that's not my child) HBO Signature 7:00 PM CATEGORY 6: DAY OF DESTRUCTION (3 storms hit Chicago, 4 hour) SYFY Ratatouille (2007 animated) Disney Channel War Of The Roses (1989, Michael Douglas) More Max Who Framed Roger Rabbit (she's not bad, just drawn that way) HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST Flying Down To Rio (Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Porky's (1982, Kim Cattrall, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight) Fox Movie Channel 7:25 pm Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009 goofy comedy) Starz 7:35 pm Bart Got A Room (2008, prom time) The Movie Channel 8:00 pm Cops (new ep) FOX Ninja Warrior marathon G4/Tech TV Top 20 Most Shocking (new) TruTV The Bodyguard (1992, Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston) WE Days Of Thunder (1990, Tom Cruise) CMT Down To Earth (2001 reincarnated black man) Flix The Fugitive (Tommy Lee Jones, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics Gladiator (2000, Russell Crowe) TNT Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004, Gary Oldman) Family Channel Home Alone (1990) VH-1 The Princess Diaries (2001, Julie Andrews) Encore Watchmen (2009, outlawed superheroes vs. President Nixon) HBO Working Girl (Melanie Griffith, Harrison Ford, Sigourney Weaver) Cinemax 8pm & 10pm Bruce Almighty (2003, Morgan Freeman as God) Oxygen 8pm & 12am After Armageddon (2 hour) History Channel 8:30 pm Man On Fire (2004 revenge-fu) FX Channel Die Hard (1988, trapped in a high-rise with terrorists) Spike 8:45 pm Casper (1995, live-action & CGI) HBO Family 8:45/11:45 EST Latin Lovers (Lana Turner, Ricardo Montalban) Turner Classic Movies 9:00 pm America's Most Wanted (new ep) FOX Race To Witch Mountain (2009) Starz Underdog (2007 live-action & CGI animation) Disney Channel Wes Craven Presents Dracula 2: Ascension (2003 sequel to Dracula 2000) The Movie Channel The Wishing Well (2010) Hallmark Channel 9pm/12am EST Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow (2004, robots attack 1930s New York) WGN 9pm/12am EST Porky's (1982) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) BET Good Luck Chuck (2007) Showtime Lucky Numbers (2000, rigging a lottery) Flix 9:35 pm Bangkok Serious (2008, Nicolas Cage) Showtime #2 10:00 pm Beer For My Horses CMT Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Cinemax Sudden Death (R) Encore 10pm/1am EST The Notorious Bettie Page (2005) IFC 10:30 pm Day of the Dead (R) The Movie Channel Mirrors (2008 horror) HBO #2 Smokey & the Bandit (Burt Reynolds, Jackie Gleason, Sally Field) HBO Family 11:00 PM ICE TWISTERS SYFY 1:00 AM EARTHQUAKE: NATURE UNLEASHED SYFY 2:15/5:15 EST Ann Miller bio/interview (1997) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM VOLCANO: NATURE UNLEASHED SYFY 3:15/6:15 EST 2 Girls and a Sailor (June Allyson, Gloria DeHaven) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST It's A Wonderful World (James Stewart, Claudette Colbert) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Libeled Lady (Jean Harlow, 1936) Turner Classic Movies followed by Talk Of The Town (Cary Grant, Jean Arthur, 1942) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1/10/2010: 10:00 AM DARK BREED SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST Where Angels Go Trouble Follows (1968) Turner Classic Movies 12:00 PM LIVING HELL SYFY 1pm/4pm EST The Major & the Minor (Ray Milland, Ginger Rogers, 1942) Turner Classic Movies 2:00 PM HEATSTROKE SYFY 4:00 PM IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE SYFY 4:30 pm Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban (the 3rd one, with Gary Oldman) Family Channel 5:00 pm The Fugitive (Tommy Lee Jones, Harrison Ford) American Movie Classics Man on Fire (2004 revenge-fu) FX Channel 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Psycho (1960, Tony Perkins, Janet Leigh) BBC America 5:30 pm Death Becomes... HBO Signature Field Of Dreams CMT 5:40 pm Race To Witch Mountain (2009) Starz 5:45 pm The Quest (1996) More Max 5:55 pm Pope Of Greenwich Village (1984) Flix 6:00 pm Mamma Mia (2008) HBO #2 The Girl Next Door (1998, something's not right) LMN 6:15 pm The Kingdom (2008) Showtime 6:20 pm Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (a past Monstervision feature) Encore 6:25/9:25 EST The Full Monty (1997 comedy) IFC 6:30 PM SERENITY (2005, Joss Whedon) SYFY Eraser (1996, Schwarzenegger) Spike Jumper (2008 scifi) Cinemax The Uninvited (2009, evil stepmother) HBO 7:00 pm The Secret (2007, David Duchovny) Lifetime Jurassic Park (1993, where nothing can go wrong) HBO Family Miami Vice (2006) E! Entertainment TV 7pm/10pm EST The Hospital (George C. Scott, Diana Rigg, 1971) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm The Bucket List (2007) HBO Signature 7:20 pm Bolt (2008 animated) Starz 7:25 pm AVPR: Aliens vs. Predators Requiem (2007) More Max 7:30 pm Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire (2005, 4th in the series) Family Channel 7:30/10:30 EST Hitchcock's Psycho (1960, Tony Perkins, Janet Leigh) BBC America 7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN 8:00 pm Flight 175: As The World Watched TLC Field Of Dreams (if you build it he will come) CMT Live Free or Die Hard (2007, Bruce Willis vs. terrorists a 4th time) FX Channel Mother May I Sleep With Danger? (Tori Spelling, 1996) LMN Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Cinemax Spy Game (2001, Brad Pitt, Robert Redford) American Movie Classics Speed (1994, bus will explode if it slows below 55mph) Encore A Trace Of Danger (2010) ION (formerly PAX) The Way Of The Gun (2000) Flix Wristcutters, A Love Story (2006) Sundance Channel 8pm & 10:15pm Shooter (2007, Mark Wahlberg, Danny Glover) TNT 9:00 pm Cold Case (new ep) CBS Brace 4 Impact (new) TLC Chuck (new, 1st of season, 2 hour) NBC Appaloosa (2008, Jeremy Irons as the bad guy) HBO Signature Battlestar Galactica: The Plan (2009 TV-movie) SYFY Ghost Town (2008 comedy, Greg Kinnear) More Max Monsters, Inc. (animated, Billy Crystal, John Goodman) Starz Spy Kids (2001) Disney Channel Windchill (2007) Lifetime The Wishing Well (2010) Hallmark Channel 9pm & 1am Ax Men & Madhouse (new eps) History Channel 9:15 pm Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton) HBO Family 9:30 pm The Bank Job (2008, they're in for a surprise) Showtime #2 10:00 pm Con Air (Nicolas Cage on a plane hijacked by convicts) Encore Bangkok Dangerous (2008) Showtime Burn After Reading (2008, Brad Pitt) HBO #2 Homegrown (1998, Billy Bob Thornton) Flix A Prairy Home Companion (2006) Sundance Channel Texas Cadet Murder (1997) LMN 10pm & 2am The Jacksons (new ep) A and E 10pm/1am EST Hitchcock's Psycho (1960, Tony Perkins, Janet Leigh) BBC America 1am/4am EST This Is Spinal Tap (Harry Shearer, rock band mockumentary) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM INTERCEPTOR FORCE 2 SYFY 4:45/7:45 EST The Time Machine (1960, George Pal, Rod Taylor) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 1/11/2010: 8:00 am Jericho marathon 8am-4pm SYFY 8:30/11:30 EST 36 Hours (Nazis try to convince captured man they won WW2, James Garner) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 12:30/3:30 EST Glass Bottom Boat (Doris Day, Dom DeLuise, Paul Lynde, Rod Taylor) Turner Classic Movies 2:30/5:30 EST Dark Of The Sun (1968, Rod Taylor, Jim Brown) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 PM 100 FEET SYFY 6:50 pm The 5th Element (1997, Bruce Willis scifi) More Max 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY The Adv. of Sharkboy & Lavagirl (animated) Disney XD Zoolander (Ben Stiller) Showtime #2 7pm/10pm EST White Men Can't Jump (black/white hustlers team up) Fox Movie Channel 7:10 pm Snow Dogs (2002) Starz 7:15 pm The Eye (2008, blind woman sees ghosts) Showtime 7:15/10:15 EST A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm Shutter (2008) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Chuck & Heroes (new eps) NBC Bait Car (new eps) TruTV An American Affair (2009) The Movie Channel Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe (2005) Disney Channel Chronicles of Narnia 2: Prince Caspian (2008) Encore Fool's Gold (2008) HBO #2 Little People (new ep) TLC Mother's Boys (1994, Jamie Lee Curtis as an unbalanced mom) Flix Spy Game (2001, Brad Pitt, Robert Redford) American Movie Classics Walk The Line (2005, Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash) FX Channel 8pm/11pm EST Top Gear: guest David Tennant BBC America 8:30 pm The Guyver (1992, Mark Hamill) HBO Family Rambo (2008 Stallone, sequel to Rambo 3) Showtime #2 9:00 pm Fringe (new ep) FOX Into The Blue (2005, sunken treasure and drug smugglers) MTV Police Academy (comedy, 1st in the movie series) CMT Sex Drive (teens drive cross country to see woman they met online, comedy) Starz Wanted (2008, Morgan Freeman) More Max 9pm & 1am Intervention & Hoarders (new eps) A and E 9:30/12:30 EST East Of Eden (James Dean, 1955) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 pm Evita (1996, don't cry for me Madonna) Flix 9:45/12:45 EST Desperately Seeking Susan (1985 comedy) IFC 10:00 pm CSI Miami (new ep) CBS Castle (new ep, Alyssa Milano) ABC Diary Of A Call Girl (2 eps) Showtime Max Payne (2008 revenge-fu) HBO Operation Repo (new ep) TruTV Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Cinemax 10pm & 2am Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel 10pm/1am EST Top Gear: guest David Tennant BBC America 10:35 pm Batman & Robin (George Clooney as the caped crusader) Encore 11:00 pm Anime Monday (2 hour) SYFY 1:15/4:15 EST Scream Of Fear (1961) Turner Classic Movies 3am/6am EST Party Girl (1958, Cyd Charisse) Turner Classic Movies 4:45/7:45 EST Playgirl (1940, Kay Francis) Turner Classic Movies 6:15/9:15 EST The Petty Girl (1950) Turner Classic Movies 7:45/10:45 EST Cover Girl (1944, Rita Hayworth, Phil Silvers) Turner Classic Movies followed by Ziegfeld Girl (James Stewart, Judy Garland, 1941) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 1/12/2010: 8:00 am Highlander: The Raven marathon SYFY Noon/3pm EST Ziegfeld Follies (Judy Garland, Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM CYCLOPS SYFY 3:00 AM ALIEN SIEGE SYFY 6:30/9:30 EST Comet Over Broadway (1938) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1/13/2010: 8:00 am Outer Limits marathon SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Comrade X (Clark Gable, Hedy Lamarr, Eve Arden) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Ninotchka (Greta Garbo, 1939, remade as Comrade X) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM LOCUSTS: THE 8TH PLAGUE SYFY 6:00 EST Most Dangerous Game (1932, big game hunter vs. Fay Wray) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 EST Night Nurse (1931) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST Night Must Fall (1937) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1/14/2010: 8:00 am Early Edition marathon (tomorrow's newspaper today) SYFY 9am/12pm EST A Woman's Face (female criminal gets plastic surgery, Joan Crawford) Turner Classic Movies 11pm/2am EST Cast A Dark Shadow (1955, it'll look like an accident) Turner Classic Movies 12:30/3:30 EST Anatomy of a Murder (1959, James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 3:15/6:15 EST While The City Sleeps (1956, Vincent Price, Ida Lupino) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Bridge On The River Kwai (1957, Alec Guinness, Bill Holden) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm Jumper (scifi) Cinemax Uncle Buck (John Candy as bachelor forced to take care of teens) VH-1 7:00 pm Masters Of Horror 7pm-11pm SYFY Awake (2007) Showtime #2 Casper (live-action & CGI) HBO Family Inspector Gadget 2 Disney XD Pretty Woman (1990, Julia Roberts as a callgirl in love) Lifetime 7pm/10pm EST The Good Son Fox Movie Channel 7:15 pm I Am Legend (2007, Will Smith's remake of Omega Man) HBO Signature 7:20 pm Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009, werewolves vs. vampires) Starz 7:30 pm Meet Dave (2008, Eddie Murphy as a goofy alien) HBO 8:00 PM Bones & Fringe (new eps) FOX Masters Of Horror: Dance of the Dead by Tobe Hooper SYFY Biography (Ozzy Osbourne, Tommy Lee & Matley Crue, 1 hour each) Bio Channel Donnie Brasco (1997, Pacino, Johnny Depp) The Movie Channel Envy (2004, Jack Black) TBS The Fugitive (1993, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics Inside Man (2006, Clive Owen, Denzel Washington, Jodie Foster) BET Inside Moves (1980) Flix Passenger 57 (1992, always bet on black) Encore The Adv. of Sharkboy & Lavagirl (2005 animated) Disney The Simpsons Movie (2007 animated, with Spider-Pig) FX Channel The Watchmen (2009, former superheroes vs. President Nixon) HBO #2 8pm/11pm EST Kill Bill 1 & 2 (2003-2004) IFC 8:15 pm Friday the 13th (2009 remake) Cinemax 8:45 pm Buddy (1997, a gorilla is raised in a house) HBO Family 9pm & 1am 1st 48 & Manhunters (new eps) A and E 9:00 pm Masters Of Horror "Sounds Like" SYFY CSI Crime Scene Investigation & The Mentalist (new eps) CBS Good Luck Chuck (2007) Showtime Office Space (1999 comedy) E! Entertainment TV Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) TruTV 9pm/12am EST Night & the City (1992) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Assassins (1995, hitman vs. hitman) Encore 10:00 pm Masters Of Horror (prank revenge) SYFY It Only Hurts When I Laugh (new ep) TruTV Archer (new eps) FX Channel Beer For My Horses CMT Down To Earth (black remake of Heaven Can Wait) Flix Uncommon Valor (1983, Gene Hackman searches for MIAs) Cinemax 10:15 pm The Great Debaters (Denzel Washington) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Smokey & the Bandit 3 (Jackie Gleason as triplets) HBO Family 11:00 PM PERFECT CREATURE SYFY 12am/3am EST Suddenly Last Summer (1959, she knows what you saw) Turner Classic Movies 2am/5am EST Dick Cavett Show 10/2/73 (guest Katherine Hepburn) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM ALIEN EXPRESS SYFY 3am/6am EST Journey For Margaret (1942, orphans in the London Blitz) Turner Classic Movies 4:45/7:45 EST Lost Angel (1943, girl being raised to be a genius escapes) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST Bad Bascomb (1946, old west bandit reformed by a little girl) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1/15/2010: 8:00 am Sanctuary (season 2 marathon) 10am-1am SYFY 8:30/11:30 EST 3 Wise Fools (1946 remake of The 3 Godfathers) Turner Classic Movies 10:15/1:15 EST Unfinished Dance (1947, girl accidentally cripples teacher) Turner Classic Movies Noon/3pm EST Big City (1948) Turner Classic Movies 2pm/5pm EST 10th Avenue Angel (1948) Turner Classic Movies 3:30/6:30 EST Child Stars (2006 interview with 1940s childstars) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Big House (1930, this prison's a riot) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Home Alone VH-1 6:30/9:30 EST Race Street (1948, George Raft) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 pm Meet The Spartans (spoof of The 300) Cinemax 7:00 pm A League Of Their Own (a past Monstervision feature) Bravo The Bank Job (2008, set in 1971) Showtime To Die For (1995) Showtime #2 Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks) HBO Family Spykids Disney XD 7:05 pm Wanted (2008) More Max 7:20 pm Monsters Inc (2001 animated, Billy Crystal, John Goodman) Starz 8:00 pm Law & Order (new ep) NBC Darwin Awards (2006 comedy) The Movie Channel Gods & Monsters (1998, fictional biopic of director James Whale) Flix Madea's Family Reunion (2006) TNT Menace 2 Society (1993, Samuel L. Jackson) BET Spider-Man 3 FX Channel Volcano (1997, lava destroys Los Angeles) American Movie Classics 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel 8pm/11pm EST White Lightning (Burt Reynolds vs. brother's killers in the bayou, 1973) Turner Classic Movies 8:15 pm Inkheart (2009, fairy-tale villain comes to life) Cinemax 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV 8:45 pm Alvin & the Chipmunks (2007 live-action & animated) HBO Family 9:00 pm Medium & NUMB3RS (new eps) CBS Dollhouse (new ep) FOX Ghost Adventures (new ep, a haunted psychiatric hospital) Travel Channel Sanctuary (new 2-hour ep, The Cult of Kali) SYFY Bangkok Serious (2008, Nicolas Cage) Showtime Basic Instinct (1992, Sharon Stone crosses her legs) HBO #2 Cliffhanger (1993, Stallone vs. bad guys on a mountain) TV-Land The Lake House (2006, lovers correspond across time) Oxygen Miss Congeniality (2000, Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine) TBS Race To Witch Mountain (2009 remake) Starz Slumdog Millionaire (2008) More Max What Happens In Vegas (2008) HBO Signature The Wishing Well (2010, be careful what you wish for) Hallmark Channel The Wrestler (2008, Mickey Rourke) HBO 9:35 pm Nat. Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets (2007, Nicolas Cage) Encore Witless Protection (2008 comedy, Larry The Cableguy) The Movie Channel 9:45/12:45 EST The Friends of Eddie Coyle (Robert Mitchum, 1973) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Most Terrifying Places On Earth 2 Travel Channel Backdraft (Kurt Russell, DeNiro, Baldwin, Sutherland) Bravo Bottle Rocket (1996) Flix Scream 3 (do you still like scary movies?) MTV Swordfish (2001, John Travolta) Cinemax 10:15 pm Mother HBO Family 10:30 pm Escape From L.A. (Kurt Russell, Peter Fonda, Pam Grier) American Movie Classics 11:30/2:30 EST Deep End (1970) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST The Shout (Alan Bates, John Hurt, 1979) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM INFECTED SYFY 5:30/8:30 EST Murder, She Said (1961, Miss Marple) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST Billy The Kid (1941) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1/16/2010: 9:00 AM DARKLIGHT SYFY 9am/12pm EST Last Train From Gun Hill (Carolyn Jones, Anthony Quinn, Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 AM REIGN OF THE GARGOYLES SYFY 11am/2pm EST Man Of The West (Gary Cooper, Lee J. Cobb) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 PM DUNWICH HORROR, THE SYFY 1pm/4pm EST Rio Grande (1950, John Wayne) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 PM JOYRIDE 2: DEAD AHEAD SYFY 3pm/6pm EST Big Jake (John Wayne, Richard Boone, 1971) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 PM THOR: HAMMER OF THE GODS SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Battleground (Ricardo Montalban, Van Johnson in WW2) Turner Classic Movies 6:30 pm The Game Plan (2007) USA Network 7:00 PM GHOST TOWN (2009) SYFY The Incredibles (2004 animated) Disney Channel Mamma Mia (ABBA musical in Greece) HBO Family Trapped (2002) Lifetime WarGames (a past Monstervision feature, is this a game or is it real?) G4/Tech TV 7:05 pm Charlie Bartlett (2007) The Movie Channel 7:15 pm Deathrace (remake of Deathrace 2000 and The Running Man) More Max The House Bunny (2008, ex-Playboy bunny gets job as sorority house mother) Starz 7:30 pm The Uninvited (2009, evil stepmother) HBO Signature 7:45 pm Spider-Man (2001) Cinemax 7:55 pm Mission Impossible 2 Showtime #2 8:00 pm Top 20 Most Shocking (new ep) TruTV Britain's Top 10 Castles & Palaces Travel Channel Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry, Sharon Stone) American Movie Classics Daddy's Little Girls (2007) TNT Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) Showtime Eagle Eye (2008, I swear we're not terrorists) HBO #2 Found (2004) LMN The Karate Kid (1984, Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita) VH-1 Little Nicky (2000, Satan's son battles his evil brothers on Earth) Encore Miami Vice (2006) E! Entertainment TV The Notebook (2004 drama, James Garner, Gena Rowlands) Oxygen An Officer & a Gentleman (1982, Richard Gere, Debra Winger, Louis Gossett Jr) WE Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey must say yes to everything) HBO 8pm/11pm EST Shattered (1991, Tom Berenger, Bob Hoskins) IFC 8:30 pm Cops & America's Most Wanted (new eps) FOX 9:00 pm Haunted History: San Francisco Bio Channel From Dusk Till Dawn (trapped all night with vampires, Quentin Taratino, Harvey Keitel) The Movie Channel Grandma's Boy (2006, Shirley Jones) FX Channel House Of Bones (2009, Charisma Carpenter) SYFY He's Just Not That Into You (2009 comedy) HBO Signature Juno (2007 comedy about being knocked up) More Max Karla (2006, Canadian serial killers, eh?) Lifetime Knocked Up (2007 comedy) G4/Tech TV Miss Congeniality 2 (Sandra Bullock, William Shatner) TBS Police Academy (1984 comedy) CMT Sunshine Cleaning (2009, two women start a business cleaning up messy crime scenes) Starz Up, Up & Away (2000, Robert Townsend) Disney Channel 9pm & 1am HOUSE OF BONES SYFY 9pm/12am EST Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow (2004, giant robots attack New York) WGN 9:15/12:15 EST The Bride Goes Wild (1948 comedy about a kid-hating children's author) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm Get Rich Or Die Trying (2005) BET Shrek (animated, Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, John Lithgow) HBO Family Superhero Movie (2008, nerd bitten by radioactive dragonfly) Showtime 9:35 pm Happy Gilmore (1996) Encore 9:45/12:45 EST The Devil's Rejects (2005, psycho killing spree) IFC 10:00 pm Dr. T and the Women (2000, Richard Gere as a gynecologist) Flix Pitch Black (2000) American Movie Classics Rambo (2008 sequel to Rambo 3) Showtime #2 10:40 pm Lakeview Terrace (don't make Samuel L. Jackson mad) Starz 11:00 PM OPEN GRAVES SYFY 11pm/2am EST Scene Of The Crime (1949) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST Easy To Wed (1946, Esther Williams, Lucy Ball) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM GHOULS SYFY 3am/6am EST Broadway Melody of 1936 (Jack Benny music/variety) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Me & the Colonel (1958, Danny Kaye, WW2 comedy) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST Kind Hearts & Coronets (1949 comedy, too many heirs in his way) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1/17/2010: 10:00 AM STEPHEN KING'S ROSE RED (6 hours) SYFY 11am/2pm EST Dragonwyke (Vincent Price, Gene Tierney, 1946) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST Under The Yum-Yum Tree (Jack Lemmon, 1963) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 PM STEPHEN KING'S DESPERATION SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Vertigo (1958, good to the last drop) BBC America 5pm/8pm EST Speed (bomb on bus will explode if it slows down) Fox Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST Roxanne (1987, Steve Martin remake of Cyrano De Bergerac) Turner Classic Movies followed by Cyrano De Bergerac (1950, Jose Ferrer) Turner Classic Movies 5:10 pm Dead Presidents More Max 5:30 pm League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Sean Connery, Captain Nemo, Mr. Hyde) American Movie Classics Sex & the City: The Movie (2008) Cinemax 5:45 pm Charlie Wilson (2007) HBO Signature Stephen King's The Mist (R) The Movie Channel 6:00 pm Elegy (2008) Showtime Bad Boys 2 USA Network High School Musical 3 Encore Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey must say yes to everything) HBO 6:30 pm Awake (2007, wouldn't it be awful to wake up during surgery?) Showtime Knocked Up (2007 comedy) G4/Tech TV Walking Tall (2004) TBS 7:00 PM America's Funniest Home Videos (new ep) ABC Grandma's Boy (2006, Shirley Jones) FX Channel Meet Dave (2008, Eddie Murphy as a goofy alien) HBO Family The Skeleton Key (2005) SCIFI STEPHEN KING'S THE TOMMYKNOCKERS (4 hour) SYFY 7:15 pm Vampire in Brooklyn (1995, Eddie Murphy) More Max 7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN 8:00 pm Human Target (new, 1st ep, take a chance) FOX Nature (new ep, grizzly bear vs. wolf) PBS At 1st Sight (1998) Flix Chronicles of Narnia 2: Prince Caspian (2008) Encore Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) Showtime 2 Grumpier Old Men (1995, Walter Matthau, Jack Lemmon, Burgess Meredith, Ann-Margaret) CMT Pathology (2008) The Movie Channel Perro Come Perro (2008, druglord enlists voodoo priestess) Sundance Channel Skyrunners (2009, two kids find a UFO and an alien plot) Disney Channel The Rosa Parks Story (2002, Cicely Tyson) BET Superman Returns (2006) American Movie Classics The Wronged Man (2009) LMN 8pm & 10:15pm Hitch (2005, Will Smith) TNT 8pm & 10:30pm The Rock (1996, Sean Connery & Nicolas Cage vs. terrorists) TBS 8pm/11pm EST Hitchcock's Vertigo (1958, James Stewart) BBC America 8pm/11pm EST Blow Out (1981) IFC 8:30 pm Black Knight (2001, a black Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court) HBO Family 9:00 pm 24 (new ep, 2 hour) FOX Cold Case (new ep) CBS Ninja Warrior marathon G4/Tech TV Ali (2001, Will Smith as the boxer) More Max Body Of Lies (2008) HBO Signature The Prestige (2006, Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine) SYFY The Simpsons Movie (2007, with Spider-Pig) FX Channel Stone Cold (2005, Tom Selleck) Hallmark Channel Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009, vampires vs. werewolves) Starz 9pm & 1am Ax Men & Madhouse (new ep) History Channel 9:30 pm Bangkok Serious (2008) Showtime 2 9:30/12:30 EST Barton Fink (1991, it's got that Barton Fink feeling) FOX Movie Channel 9:35 pm The Mod Squad (1999) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Ripped From The Headlines: Natalee Holloway (new) TLC The Eye (2008, woman sees ghosts after eye trasplant) Showtime Planet Of The Apes (2001) Cinemax 10:30 pm Pearl Harbor Encore The Time Machine (remake) HBO Family 10:30/1:30 EST Stolen Moments (Rudolph Valentino as murder suspect, 1920) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 PM 100 FEET SYFY 1am/4am EST The Man Between (1953, James Mason) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM STEPHEN KING'S RIDING THE BULLET SYFY 3am/6am EST Go Down Death (1942) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST Cabin In The Sky (1943, Ethel Waters, Lena Horne) Turner Classic Movies 7:30/10:30 EST Bright Road (1953, teachers at an all-black school) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 1-18-10, Martin Luther King Day: 8:00 am The Invaders marathon (8am-7pm) SYFY 8:45/11:45 EST Sounder (1972, Paul Winfield, Cicely Tyson) Turner Classic Movies 10:45/1:45 EST A Raisin In The Sun (Ruby Dee, Sidney Poitier, 1961) Turner Classic Movies followed by Blackboard Jungle (1955, Poitier as inner city teacher) Turner Classic Movies and then To Sir With Love (1967, Poitier as substitute teacher) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 6:00 pm Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Spike 6:55 pm The Preacher's Wife (1996 remake of The Bishop's Wife) Showtime 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer (7pm-11pm) SYFY Malcolm X (1992, Denzel Washington) BET Who Framed Roger Rabbit (she's no bad, just drawn that way) HBO Family 7:10 pm Bedtime Stories (2008) Starz 7:15/10:15 EST Romancing The Stone (it's another Trenchcoat) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm 24 (new ep, 2 hour) FOX Chuck (new ep) NBC The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (Cicely Tyson) Flix Boomerang (1992, Eddie Murphy comedy) Cinemax Donnie Brasco (1997, Pacino, Johnny Depp) Encore Fantastic Four 2: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007 disappointing sequel) FX Channel The Great Debaters (2007, Denzel Washington) The Movie Channel Incredible Hulk (2008, Ed Norton) HBO #2 Princess Protection Program (a 16-year-old princess moves to Louisiana) Disney Channel Spykids 3: Game Over (Stallone as the villain) Cartoon Network Superman Returns (2006) American Movie Classics 8pm & 10pm The Secret Life Of The American Teenager (new ep) Family Channel 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior marathon G4/Tech TV 9:00 pm Heroes (new ep) NBC Fight Club (1999, it took gonads to join) Bravo Paul Blart, Mall Cop (2009 comedy) Starz Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones (2002) Spike 9pm & 1am American Pickers & Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel 9pm & 1am Intervention & Hoarders (new eps) A and E 9pm/12am EST A Face In The Crowd (1957 drama, Walter Matthau, Andy Griffith) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST Wall Street (1987, Michael Douglas: Greed is good) Fox Movie Channel 9:50 pm Heart Of Dixie (1989, Ally Sheedy) Flix 10:00 pm Castle (new ep) ABC CSI: Miami (new ep, half a man is better than none) CBS 10:10 pm The Craft (teen witches) Encore 10:15 pm Lake City (2008) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Daredevil (a blind superhero) FX Channel The Bucket List (2007) HBO 11:00 pm Anime-Monday (11pm-1am) SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST The Strange One (1957) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/4:15 EST The Goddess (1958) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 01/19/2010: 8:00 am First Wave marathon SYFY 10:15/1:15 EST Hold On (1966, a rocket is named after Herman's Hermits) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Terror Train (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis) Fox Movie Channel 7:15/10:15 EST A Shot In The Dark (Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau) Turner Classic Movies 7:15/10:15 EST Desperately Seeking Susan (1985 comedy) IFC 7:20 pm Sunshine Cleaning (2009, two women start a business cleaning up messy crime scenes) Starz 7:30 pm The Bourne Ultimatum (2007 sequel) USA Network Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005) BET 7:45 pm Dreamcatcher (2003, Stephen King) Cinemax 8:00 pm Nova: The Great Sphinx of Egypt PBS Biography: Kevin James Bio Channel Friendly Fire (1979) Flix Gods & Monsters (1998 biopic of director James Whale) The Movie Channel The Matrix (1999) American Movie Classics Vantage Point (2008) Encore Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey) HBO Zoolander (2001, Ben Stiller) Showtime 8pm & 10:30pm Police Academy (1984 comedy) CMT 9:00 pm Scrubs & Better Off Ted (new eps) ABC Biography: Steve Martin (2 hour) Bio Channel Human Target (pilot ep of series) FOX Tears of the Sun (2003, Navy SEALs) Starz The Wrestler (2008) HBO Signature 9pm & 1am Psychic Kids & Paranormal State (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am How The Earth Was Made (new ep, Everest) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Laurel & Hardy in Block-Heads (1938) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST The Good Son (1993, Macaulay Culkin is evil) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) Showtime 9:35 pm Con Air (1997, Nicolas Cage on a plane hijacked by convicts) Encore 10:00 pm Maneaters (new ep: bear encounters) Animal Planet AI: Artificial Intelligence (2001) HBO #2 The Rocker (2008) Cinemax 10pm & 2am How The Earth Was Made (new ep) History Channel 10pm/1am EST Sunset Blvd (1950, narrated by a floating corpse) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 pm Batman HBO Family 12am/3am EST Billy Wilder Speaks (2006 profile) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/4:15 EST Some Like It Hot (1959, Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM BOTTOM FEEDER SYFY 3:30/6:30 EST The Cockeyed Miracle (1946) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST Lady In The Lake (1947, Philip Marlowe) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST The Big Hangover (1950, Leon Ames, Van Johnson) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1/20/2010: 8:00 am Tales From The Darkside (more monsters) marathon SYFY 8:30/11:30 EST Private Screenings: Patricia Neal (2004 interview) Turner Classic Movies 9:30/12:30 EST John Loves Mary (1949, Ronald Reagan) Turner Classic Movies 11:30/2:30 EST The Fountainhead (1949, Raymond Massey, Gary Cooper) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST Washington Story (1952) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The North Star (1943) Turner Classic Movies 7:00 pm Incredible Hulk (Ed Norton, 2008) HBO Family Lakeview Terrace (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Starz 7:30/10:30 EST White Men Can't Jump (Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm The Human Spark (new ep: inside Alan Alda's brain) PBS Behind Enemy Lines (2001, shot down over Bosnia) American Movie Classics Dadnapped (2009) Disney Channel Intacto (2001, Max Von Sydow) Sundance Channel Pixar Shorts (20 shorts inc. For The Birds and Unidentifed Flying Mater) Family Channel You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008 comedy) Encore 9:00 pm Human Target (new ep) FOX Biker Chicks & Taboo (new eps) Nat Geo Channel Biography: Chevy Chase and Caddyshack (1 hour each) Bio Channel Criminal Minds & CSI: NY (new eps) CBS The House Bunny (2008) Starz Tropic Thunder (2008 comedy, actors making a Vietnam movie are really attacked) More Max 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep, the beast of Kentucky) History Channel 9:15/12:15 EST The Kremlin Letter (1970) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 pm The Happening (2008) HBO #2 9:30 & 1:30 EST Dog The Bounty Hunter (new ep) A and E 9:30/12:30 EST Point Break (undercover surfer FBI agents) Fox Movie Channel 10:00 pm 1000 Ways To Die (new ep) Spike 88 Minutes (2007) Encore Solving History With Olly Steeds (new ep: the Plains of Nazca) Discovery Channel The Thirst (2006, they found evil) The Movie Channel 10pm & 2am Steven Seagal, Lawman (new ep) A and E 10:30 pm True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) American Movie Classics 11:15/2:15 EST Conspirator (1949) Turner Classic Movies 1am/4am EST Counter-Attack (1945, trapped with Nazis in a bombed building) Turner Classic Movies 2:45/5:45 EST John Leguizamo (2008 interview) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS SYFY 6am/9am EST The Hatchet Man (Edward G. Robinson, 1932) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1/21/2010: 8:00 am The Sentinel marathon SYFY 8:45/11:45 EST 2 Seconds (Edward G. Robinson on death row, 1932) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST Absolute Quiet (1936) Turner Classic Movies 2:45/5:45 EST Charge of the Light Brigade (Errol Flynn, David Niven) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Point Blank (1967, Lee Marvin) Turner Classic Movies 6:35 pm The Jerk (Steve Martin is outraged by cat juggling & finds his purpose) Cinemax 7:00 pm Appaloosa (2008, Jeremy Irons as the bad guy) HBO Signature Jurassic Park (where nothing can go wrong) HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST Escape From Alcatraz (1979, Clint Eastwood) Turner Classic Movies 7:20 pm Race To Witch Mountain (2009 remake) Starz 7:30 pm Superbad (2007, critics agreed with the title) FX Channel 7:30/10:30 EST Home Alone (1990, I still say Macaulay Culkin is evil) Fox Movie Channel 8:00 pm Vampire Diaries & Supernatural (new eps) CW (formerly WB) Biography: Billy Crystal, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield (1 hour each) Bio Channel Bones & Fringe (new eps) FOX The Bad Son (2007) LMN Full Moon High (1981, high school werewolf returns from Transylvania) Flix Major Payne (1995 comedy, Damon Wayans as a drill instructor) Family Channel The Mod Squad (1999) The Movie Channel Soul Food (1997) MyNetworkTV (formerly UPN) Watchmen (2009, based on the graphic novel) HBO Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior (2006, save the homecoming queen save the world) Disney Channel Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey) HBO #2 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel 8pm/11pm EST RoboCop (1987, Peter Weller) IFC 8:15 pm Over Her Dead Body (2008 comedy) Cinemax 9:00 PM CSI Crime Scene Investigation & The Mentalist (new eps) CBS Pineapple Express (2008) Starz Slumdog Millionaire (2008) More Max STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT SYFY Smoking Gun Presents & It Only Hurts When I Laugh (new eps) TruTV 9pm & 1am 1st 48 & Manhunters (new eps) A and E 9pm/12am EST 7 Miles from Alcatraz (1942, escaped convicts vs. Nazis) Turner Classic Movies 9:30/12:30 EST Adv. of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother (1975 comedy, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel 9:35 pm The Company Of Wolves (a past Monstervision feature, 1984) Flix 10:00 pm Piranhas with Nigel Marven Animal Planet Archer (new ep) FX Channel Bangkok Serious (2008) Showtime Sex & the City: The Movie (2008) Cinemax 10:10 pm Little Nicky (2000) Encore 10:15/1:15 EST Experiment Alcatraz (1951, doctor experiments on convicts) Turner Classic Movies 11:15/2:15 EST Birdman of Alcatraz (Burt Lancaster, Telly Savalas) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 PM STARGATE: THE ARK OF TRUTH SYFY 11:35 pm David Letterman, guests Harrison Ford, Lou Reed CBS 1:30 AM STARGATE: CONTINUUM SYFY 2am/5am EST Alcatraz Island (1937, inmate is framed) Turner Classic Movies 3:30 AM CRIMSON FORCE SYFY 4:30/7:30 EST Frank Capra's Lady For A Day (1933) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1/22/2010: 8:00 am Star Trek Enterprise marathon (8:30-4:30) SYFY 9:30/12:30 EST The Catered Affair (1956, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST How To Save Your Marriage & Ruin Your Life (Dean Martin, Stella Stevens) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Tit For Tat (Laurel & Hardy, 1935) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Sand Pebbles (1966, US gunboat caught in Chinese revolution) Fox Movie Channel 5:30/8:30 EST The Out-Of-Towners (1969 comedy, Jack Lemmon, Sandy Dennis) Turner Classic Movies 6:00 pm Superbad FX Channel 6:30 PM STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT SYFY Running Scared (2006) ION (formerly PAX) 6:30/9:30 EST Platoon IFC 6:45 pm The Ruins (let's explore the spooky abandoned jungle temple) Cinemax 7:00 pm Dr. Dolittle 2 (Eddie Murphy) HBO Family The Eye (2008, blind woman gets transplant & can now see ghosts) Showtime 7:06 pm Agent Cody Banks (2003) Disney XD 7:15 pm Ghost Town (2008) More Max 7:15/10:15 EST A Raisin In The Sun (Ruby Dee, Sidney Poitier, 1961) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm For Your Consideration (Hollywood award shows spoof, Catherine O'Hara) HBO Signature 8:00 pm Ghost Whisperer, Medium & NUMB3RS (new eps) CBS Smallville (new ep) CW (formerly WB) Con Air (1997, Nicolas Cage on a plane hijacked by convicts) Encore Donnie Brasco (1997, Pacino, Johnny Depp) The Movie Channel Pitch Black (2000 scifi) American Movie Classics Stay Hungry (1976, Jeff Bridges) Flix Titanic (1997, spoiler: the ship sinks) TNT A Trip To Heaven (2005, Forest Whitaker) Sundance Channel 8:10 pm Starz Studios looks at "Spartacus" Starz 8:26 pm Hancock (2008, Will Smith) Starz 8:30 pm Click (2006, Adam Sandler has a wonderful life) FX Channel Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV Babe: Pig In The City (1998 sequel) HBO Family 8:30/11:30 EST Kill Bill #1 IFC 9:00 pm Dollhouse (new ep) FOX Biography: Jeffrey Dahmer, silencer of lambs Bio Channel Caprica (new, 2 hour) SYFY A Few Good Men (1992, you can't handle the truth) TV-Land 50 1st Dates (2004, Drew Barrymore has no 24-hour memory) USA Network The 1st Wives Club (Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn) Oxygen I Love You, Man (2009) More Max Mirrors (2008 horror) HBO #2 Runaway Bride (1999) TBS Star Wars: The Clone Wars (new ep, CGI animated) Cartoon Network Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves) HBO Taken (2008) HBO Signature 9pm & 1am Gangland (new ep) History Channel 9pm/12am EST The Sand Pebbles (1966, Steve McQueen can't get involved) Fox Movie Channel 9:30/12:30 EST Last Train From Gun Hill (Carolyn Jones, Kirk Douglas) Turner Classic Movies 9:45 pm Disturbing Behavior (perfect high school students) Flix 10:00 pm The Haunted (new ep) Animal Planet Forensic Files (new ep) TruTV Spartacus: Blood & Sand (new ep, with Lucy Lawless) Starz Swamp Loggers (new ep) Discover Channel Into The Blue MTV Jumper (2008 scifi) Cinemax 10:30 pm Aliens (Alien 2, Sigourney Weaver) American Movie Classics Shutter (2008) HBO Signature 11:15/2:15 EST Superstition (1985, a vengeful witch returns from 1692) Turner Classic Movies 11:35 pm Conan O'Brien (last of series, guest Tom Hanks) NBC 12:45/3:45 EST Blood on Satan's Claw (1970) Turner Classic Movies 2:30/5:30 EST Quentin Tarantino (2008 interview) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM ANDROID APOCALYPSE SYFY 3am/6am EST Suddenly Last Summer (1959, she knows what you saw) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST In A Lonely Place (Bogart, 1950) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST Operation Mad Ball (Jack Lemmon, Ernie Kovacs, 1957) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1/23/2010: 9:00 AM MIMIC 3 SENTINEL SYFY 9am/12pm EST The Battle of Britain (Michael Caine, Christopher Plummer) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 AM CAPRICA (PILOT) SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST Treasure Island (1950, Bobby Driscoll) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 PM MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS (don't bet on the shark) SYFY 1pm/4pm EST Jason & the Argonauts (1963) Turner Classic Movies 2:30 PM LAKE PLACID 2 SYFY 3pm/6pm EST The Pink Panther Strikes Again (1976, Peter Sellers) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 PM ANACONDA 3 (TV-movie sequel to Anaconda) SYFY 5pm/8pm EST The Guns Of Navarone (1961, WW2 movie) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Hot Shots (1991 Top Gun spoof, a past Monstervision feature) Fox Movie Channel 6:00 pm Lethal Weapon 2 Spike Goodfellas (1990) ION (formerly PAX) 6:30 PM PREDATOR 2 (1990, sequel without Schwarzenegger) SYFY (formerly SCIFI) 6:40 pm A Knight's Tale More Max 6:50 pm Meet Joe Black (1998, Brad Pitt as Death) Cinemax 7:00 pm Skyrunners Disney XD Charlie & the Chocolate Factory (2005 remake of Willy Wonka) Disney Channel The Time Machine HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST Hot Shots (1991 Top Gun spoof, a past Monstervision feature) Fox Movie Channel 7:15 pm Bedtime Stories (2008 fantasy, it all comes true) Starz 7:45 pm The Great Debaters (2007, Denzel Washington) The Movie Channel 7:45/10:45 EST Ice Station Zebra (1968, fire, ice & death) Turner Classic Movies 8:00 pm 10000 BC (2008) HBO #2 The Bodyguard (1992, Kevin Costner) WE Cops (new ep) FOX Coyote Ugly (2000) CMT Office Space (1999 comedy) E! Entertainment TV Screen Actors Guild Awards (16th annual, with Betty White) TNT The Simpsons Movie (2007, with Spider-Pig) FX Channel Speed (mad bomber Dennis Hopper will blow up bus if it slows down) Encore Top 20 Most Shocking Vids (new ep) TruTV Troy (2004, Brad Pitt, Peter O'Toole, Orlando Bloom) American Movie Classics Twilight (2008, girl meets boy vampire) Showtime Woman In Red (1984, Gene Wilder, Gilda Radner) Flix You Belong To Me (2007, she's unhinged) LMN 8pm & 12am Stephen King's The Green Mile (1999, with Tom Hanks as the guard) A and E 8pm/11pm EST Pulp Fiction (1994 violence, with cheese) IFC 8:30 pm Tracey Ullman Show (new ep) Showtime #2 Lethal Weapon (1987, Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) Spike 8:45 pm Buddy (1997, socialite raises a gorilla as family) HBO Family 9:00 PM America's Most Wanted (new ep) FOX Clear & Present Danger (1994, Harrison Ford vs. violent druglords) More Max Evan Almighty (2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty without Jim Carrey) G4/Tech TV The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman) Disney Channel The Pregnancy Pact (2010, based on a true story of teen girls) Lifetime RECOIL (shown if Sea Snakes is not yet available for broadcast) SYFY Sea Snakes (2009, dir: Fred Olen Ray) SCIFI The Transporter (2002 thriller, nothing to do with Star Trek) ION What Happens In Vegas (2008) HBO Signature 9pm/12am EST Hot Shots (1991 Top Gun spoof, a past Monstervision feature) Fox Movie Channel 9:30 pm Hot Dog: The Movie (1984, Caddyshack at a snow resort) Flix 10:00 pm Spartacus: Blood & Sand (repeat of 1st ep, with Lucy Lawless) Encore Into The Wild (2007) Showtime #2 Obsessed (2002, Jenna Elfman won't be ignored) LMN Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) Cinemax Urban Cowboy (John Travolta looks for love in country/western bars) CMT Wolf (1994, New Yorker Jack Nicholas turns into a werewolf) The Movie Channel 10:30/1:30 EST Where Eagle Dare (1969, Clint Eastwood, WW2 movie) Turner Classic Movies 10:35/1:35 EST Gangs Of New York IFC 11:00 PM BASILISK: THE SERPENT KING SYFY 1:00 AM MUTANTS SYFY 1:15/4:15 EST Breakheart Pass (1976, killer on a troop train) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM LOCKJAW: RISE OF THE KULEV SERPENT SYFY 3am/6am EST I Love You Again (1940, William Powell) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST A Guy Named Joe (remade by Spielberg as Always) Turner Classic Movies 7:30/10:30 EST The Marx Brothers in Animal Crackers (1930) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1/24/2010: 9:30/12:30 EST Bell, Book & Candle (1958, modern witch loves James Stewart) Turner Classic Movies 10:30 AM ABOMINABLE (remake of Peter Cushing's The Abominable Snowman) SYFY 11:30/2:30 EST It Should Happen To You (1954, Judy Holliday) Turner Classic Movies 12:30 PM ICE SPIDERS SYFY 2:30 PM OGRE SYFY 3pm/6pm EST That Touch Of Mink (Cary Grant, Doris Day, 1962) Turner Classic Movies 4:30 PM PREDATOR 2 SYFY 5:00 pm Catch Me If You Can TNT 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's Rear Window (1954, James Stewart, Grace Kelly) BBC America 5:35 pm Kate & Leopold Starz 5:45 pm Hellboy 2: The Golden Army (2008) HBO 6:00 pm The Crew (1995) American Movie Classics Deadly Encounter (2004) LMN Freaky Friday (2003 comedy, Jamie Lee Curtis) TBS Phone Booth (2002) ION (formerly PAX) Rocky (sequel to Rocky 4) Encore The Simpsons Movie (2007, with Spider-Pig) FX Channel 6:05 pm Bless The Child (2000, cult wants a baby) The Movie Channel 6:30 pm Barbarosa (Willie Nelson western) Flix Kiss Of The Dragon (2001, Jet Li) Cinemax 7:00 PM Nova: the Great Sphynx of Egypt (repeated from Tues) PBS Alvin & the Chipmunks (2007, live-action & CGI) HBO Family The Distinguished Gentleman (Eddie Murphy as a conman elected to Washington) More Max Evan Almighty (2007 sequel to Bruce Almighty without Jim Carrey) G4/Tech TV Open Season (2006 animated) Cartoon Network REIGN OF FIRE (2002, dragons terrorize the world in the year 2020) SYFY Skyrunners (2009) Disney XD Street Kings (2008, Keanu Reeves) HBO Signature 7:15/10:15 EST A Foreign Affair (Marlene Dietrich, 1948) Turner Classic Movies 7:30/10:30 EST Hitchcock's Rear Window (1954, James Stewart, Grace Kelly) BBC America 7:40 pm Apocalypto (2006, heads will roll) Starz 7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN 8:00 pm Celebration of Gospel (music & spoken-word) BET Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road (2006) Comedy Central Bottle Rocket (1996) Flix Forrest Gump (Joe Bob checked it out, 1994, Tom Hanks) TNT The Notebook (2004 drama, James Garner, Gena Rowlands) Family Channel Panic Room (2002, Jodie Foster vs. Forest Whitaker) LMN Space Cowboys (2000, aging astronauts find something nasty in orbit) American Movie Classics Superbad (2007) FX Channel The Transporter 2 (thriller, nothing to do with Star Trek) ION Twister (Joe Bob Briggs & Mike Nelson checked it out) Encore Witless Protection (2008, Larry the Cableguy comedy) The Movie Channel 8pm & 10:12pm School Of Rock (2003, Jack Black) TBS 8:15 pm Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) Cinemax 8:25/11:25 EST Mad Max (1979, they never shoulda killed his dog) IFC 9:00 PM Changeling (2008, that's not my child) HBO Signature Camp Rock (2008, high school musical goes to summer camp) Disney Channel Marley & Me (2008) More Max The Pregnancy Pact (2010, based on a true story of teen girls) Lifetime Watchmen (2009, based on the graphic novel) HBO #2 WYVERN (2008, a dragon wakes up in present-day Alaska) SYFY 9pm & 1am Ax Men & Madhouse (new eps) History Channel 9:35 pm Bound (1996, it's not nice to steal from the Mob) Flix 9:40 pm Lara Croft: Tomb Raider The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Kindergarten Cop (1990, take your gun) Cinemax The Panic Button (2007) LMN Twilight (2008, girl meets boy vampire) Showtime 10pm/1am EST Hitchcock's Rear Window (1954, James Stewart, Grace Kelly) BBC America 10:05 pm Rambo (2008 sequel to Rambo 3) Showtime #2 10:30 pm Mom & Dad Save The World HBO Family 11:00 PM FIRE AND ICE SYFY 1:00 AM CAPRICA (PILOT) SYFY 1:45/4:45 EST The Scarlet Pimpernel (1935, Raymond Massey) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM BLOOD MONKEY SYFY 3:30/6:30 EST Alibi (mobster kills a cop, uses cop's daughter as his alibi) Turner Classic Movies 6:45/9:45 EST The Whole Town's Talking (Edward G. Robinson comedy) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mon 1/25/2010 8:00 am Joan Of Arcadia marathon SYFY 8:30/11:30 EST Story of G.I. Joe (Burgess Meredith, 1945) Turner Classic Movies 10:30/1:30 EST The Long Night (Vincent Price, Henry Fonda, 1947) Turner Classic Movies 12pm/3pm EST I Dream Of Jeannie & Bewitched (2 eps) WGN (mon-fri) 12:15/3:15 EST The Ladykillers (Peter Sellers, Alec Guinness, 1955) Turner Classic Movies 2pm/5pm EST Fritz Lang's Beyond A Reasonable Doubt (1956, Dana Andrews) Turner Classic Movies 3:30/6:30 EST Hound Of The Baskervilles (Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee) Turner Classic Movies 5:00 PM CAPRICA (2-hour pilot movie) SYFY 5:30 pm Casino Cinemax 6:30 pm To Die For (R) Showtime #2 6:45 pm PS: I Love You (2007) HBO Signature 7:00 pm Ghost Whisperer 7pm-11pm SYFY August (a dot-com entrepreneur on 9/11/01) The Movie Channel Babe: Pig In The City HBO Family Deep Blue Sea (1999, supersharks vs. scientists) Spike (formerly TNN) Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake) More Max Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime 7pm & 10pm Backdraft (1991, DeNiro, Donald Sutherland, Kurt Russell) Bravo 7:10 pm Mad Money (comedy) Starz 7:30 pm We Own The Night (2007) FX Channel 8:00 pm Chuck & Heroes (new eps) NBC Bait Car (new ep) TruTV Bright Lights Big City (1988, Michael J. Fox drama) Flix Chicken Little (2005 animated) Disney Channel Secret Life Of The American Teenager (new ep) Family Channel I Am Legend (Will Smith's 2007 remake of Omega Man) HBO Inside Man (2006, Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster) BET Never Back Down (2008, teen fight club) Encore Space Cowboys (2000, aging astronauts find something nasty in orbit) American Movie Classics 8:30 pm Encino Man (1992, teen digs up frozen caveman) Cinemax Awake (2007, wouldn't it be terrible to wake up during surgery?) Showtime #2 Green Porno (new ep starring Isabella Rosellini, on how animals do it) Sundance Channel 8:45 pm The Incredible Hulk (2008, Ed Norton) HBO Family 9:00 pm 24 (new ep) FOX American Experience (new ep: Wyatt Earp) PBS The Assignment (1997) More Max He's Just Not That Into You (2009) HBO Signature Lakeview Terrace (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Starz The Pregnancy Pact (2010, based on a true story of teen girls) Lifetime 9pm & 1am Intervention/Hoarders (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am American Pickers/Pawn Stars (new eps) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Mother, Juggs & Speed (1976, Raquel Welch, Harvey Keitel) Fox Movie Channel 9:15/12:15 EST Diary of Anne Frank (1959) Turner Classic Movies 9:35/12:35 EST Kill The Poor (2003) IFC 9:45 pm What Happens In Vegas (2008) HBO 10:00 pm Castle (new ep) ABC Dog Fighting Exposed (new) Animal Planet Inside The Green Berets Nat Geo Channel Motor City Motors (new ep: an amphibious motorcycle) Discovery Channel Operation Repo (new ep) TruTV Starz Studios looks at "Spartacus" Encore The Pope Of Greenwich Village (1984) Flix Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) Cinemax Wes Craven Presents: They (2002) The Movie Channel 10:20 pm Pearl Harbor (2001) Encore 10:30 pm Tracey Ullman State Of The Union (new, 1st of season) Showtime 11:00 pm Anime-Monday 11pm-1am SYFY 4:30/7:30 EST Lady L (1965, Sophia Loren, Paul Newman) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST The Outrage (1964) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tues 1/26/2010 8:00 am The Twilight Zone (1-hour eps, 8am-4pm) SYFY 6:30 pm Joe Somebody (Tim Allen) Cinemax 7:00 pm Casper (live-action & CGI) HBO Family 7pm/10pm EST Fritz Lang's Man Hunt (1941, John Carradine, Roddy McDowell) Turner Classic Movies 7pm/10pm EST Broken Arrow (would you mind not shooting at the nuclear weapons?) Fox Movie Channel 7:05/10:05 EST Blow Out (1981 thriller) IFC 7:25 pm Monsters, Inc (animated, Billy Crystal, John Goodman) Starz 7:30 pm Daybreak (1993, fascist government takes over US) More Max 8:00 pm Scrubs & Better Off Ted (new eps) ABC Biography: Robin Williams Bio Channel NCIS & NCIS Los Angeles (new eps) CBS The Buddy Holly Story (1978, Gary Busey) Encore 1st Knight (1995, Sean Connery) Flix Ghost Rider (2007, Nicolas Cage, Peter Fonda, Sam Elliott) FX Channel Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) Disney Channel Oldboy (2003, Choi Min-sik is held prisoner by a couple for 15 years) Sundance Channel Role Models (2008) HBO Spy Game (2001, Robert Redford, Brad Pitt) American Movie Classics The Strangers (2008, don't open the door) HBO #2 Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime #2 8pm & 11pm CAPRICA (PILOT, followed by professional wrestling) SYFY 8:15 pm Swordfish (2001, John Travolta) Cinemax 8:30 pm Superhero Movie (2008 spoof, boy bitten by radioactive dragonfly) Showtime 8:45 pm House Arrest (1996, kids lock their parents in the basement) HBO Family 9:00 pm Wild Recon (new ep) Animal Planet Biography: Eddie Murphy (2 hour) Bio Channel Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) More Max 9pm & 1am Psychic Kids & Paranormal St. (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am How The Earth Was Made (new ep, Death Valley) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Red, Hot & Blue (1949, Betty Hutton) Turner Classic Movies 9pm/12am EST Sugar Hill (1993) Fox Movie Channel 10:00 pm Jay Leno (guest Mel Gibson) NBC Maneaters (new ep, coyote attacks a child, wolves vs. hikers) Animal Planet Little Couple (new ep) TLC I Love You Man (2009) Cinemax Nora Roberts' Blue Smoke (2007, fire inspector stalked by an arsonist) LMN Point Break (Keanu Reeves as a undercover surfer FBI agent) Encore White Collar (new ep) USA Network 10pm & 2am Life After People (new ep) History Channel 10:30 pm Forbidden Warrior Flix 10:30/1:30 EST Private Screenings: Betty Hutton (2000, interview) Turner Classic Movies 12:05 am Jimmy Kimmel (guest Harrison Ford) ABC 1:30/4:30 EST Private Screenings: Anthony Quinn (1999, interview) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM BITTEN SYFY 3am/6am EST 5th Avenue Girl (1939, Ginger Rogers) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Wed 1/27/2010 8:00 am Invasion marathon SYFY 8am/11am EST Texas Carnival (1951, Esther Williams, Red Skelton) Turner Classic Movies 9:30/12:30 EST I Love Melvin (1953, Donald O'Connor, Debbie Reynolds) Turner Classic Movies 11am/2pm EST Forever Darling (James Mason as a guardian angel sent to Earth) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST My Son John (1952, Helen Hayes suspects her son is a Commie) Turner Classic Movies 6pm/9pm EST State Of The Union speech (new, President Obama) All major networks & maybe Fox 7:00 pm Ladies Man (Tim Meadows, based on a Sat. Night Live character) Showtime #2 7:15/10:15 EST I Was A Communist For The FBI (Cold War classic, 1951) Turner Classic Movies 7:30 pm The Dark Knight (2008, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger) Cinemax 7:55 pm Blow (2001, Johnny Depp, Ray Liotta, Paul Ruebens) Starz 8:00 pm Scrubs & The Middle (new eps) ABC Human Target (new ep) FOX Most Daring (2 new eps) TruTV Capricorn One (1978, a past Monstervision movie) Flix Doing Hard Time (2004) BET League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003, Sean Connery, Capt. Nemo, Diana Rigg) American Movie Classics Smart House (1999, it will keep you safe inside...forever) Disney Channel The Simpsons Movie (2007, with Spider-Pig) FX Channel Speed (1994, Dennis Hopper puts bomb on bus, will explode if it slows down) Encore Wolf (1994, Jack Nicholson's life improves after becoming a werewolf) The Movie Channel 8pm/11pm EST Porky's (1982, horny 1950s teens) Fox Movie Channel 8pm/11pm EST Employee Of The Month (2004, Matt Dillon, Christina Applegate) IFC 8:30 pm Tracey Ullman's show (new ep) Showtime Zoolander (2001, Ben Stiller) Showtime #2 9:00 pm 1000 Ways To Die (3 eps) Spike Ghost Hunters Internat (new ep) SYFY Get Smart (2008, would you believe Steve Carell) More Max The Uninvited (2009, evil stepmother) HBO Signature Who Framed Roger Rabbit (she's not bad, she's just drawn that way) HBO Family 9pm & 1am MonsterQuest (new ep, gigantic snakes in Florida) History Channel 9pm/12am EST The Manchurian Candidate (1962, Frank Sinatra, Angela Lansbury) Turner Classic Movies 9:30 & 1:30 EST Dog The Bounty Hunter & Steven Seagal Lawman (new eps) A and E 9:45/12:45 EST Death Hunt (1981, Bronson vs. Lee Marvin in Canadian woods) Fox Movie Channel 10:00 pm Psych (new ep) USA Network Leverage (new ep) TNT Solving History (new ep, a lost city of gold) Discovery Channel Me, Myself & Irene (2000, Jim Carrey's not quite right) HBO #2 Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) Cinemax 10:05 pm Stranded (2002, stranded on Mars) Flix The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999 sequel to the Monstervision feature Carrie) The Movie Channel 10:30 pm Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live" American Movie Classics I Am Legend (Will Smith's remake of Omega Man and Last Man On Earth) HBO Signature 11:15/2:15 EST The Bedford Incident (Sidney Poitier, Richard Widmark, 1965) Turner Classic Movies 12:05 am Craig Ferguson (guest Mel Gibson) CBS 1:45/4:45 EST Scarlet Dawn (1932, Douglas Fairbanks) Turner Classic Movies 2:15/5:15 EST The Doughgirls (1944, Eve Arden, Jane Wyman) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM LEPRECHAUN (he gets mean when someone takes his gold) SYFY 4am/7am EST The Wedding Night (1935, Gary Cooper) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST The Marx Brothers in A Night At The Opera (1935) Turner Classic Movies 7:15/10:15 EST Paradise For Three (1938) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Thurs 1/28/2010 8:00 am Jeremiah marathon 8am-2pm SYFY 8:45/11:45 EST Only Angels Have Wings (1939, Cary Grant) Turner Classic Movies 11am/2pm EST Ninotchka (1939, Greta Garbo) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Little Shop Around The Corner (James Stewart, you've got mail) Turner Classic Movies 2pm & 11pm CAPRICA (PILOT) SYFY 3pm/6pm EST The Philadelphia Story (rival tabloid reporters at a wedding) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST Hope & Crosby movie marathon: Road To Singapore (1940) Turner Classic Movies followed by Road To Zanzibar, Road To Morocco, Road To Utopia (1941-1945) Turner Classic Movies 6:30/9:30 EST Quest For Fire Fox Movie Channel 6:45 pm He's Just Not That Into You (2009) HBO Signature 7:00 pm Masters Of Horror 7pm-11pm SYFY Meet Dave (Eddie Murphy as a goofy alien) HBO Family Zoolander (Ben Stiller) Showtime 7:15 pm Bolt (2008 animated superhero spoof) Starz I Love You, Man (2009) More Max 7:30 pm Into The Wild (2007) Showtime #2 8:00 pm Vampire Diaries & Supernatural (new eps) CW (formerly WB) Biography: Billy Idol Bio Channel Bones & Fringe (new eps) FOX The Big Lebowski (1998, Jeff Bridges) VS. Conspiracy Theory (1997, Mel Gibson) Encore Grandma's Boy (2006, Shirley Jones) FX Channel Man On Wire (2008, about the man who walked a tightwire between the twin towers in 1974) Sundance Channel The Notebook (2004, James Garner, Gena Rowlands) Family Channel Pathology (2008, how to commit the perfect murder) The Movie Channel Role Models (2008) HBO #2 Slumdog Millionaire (2008) Cinemax Superman Returns (2006, Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey) American Movie Classics The Way Of The Gun (2000, rich man's hitman vs. kidnappers) Flix 8pm & 12am Modern Marvels (new ep) History Channel 8:30 pm Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV Disaster Movie (2008 spoof of disaster movies) Showtime The Time Machine (2002 remake of the Monstervision feature) HBO Family 8:55 pm 7 Pounds (2008, Will Smith, Woody Harrelson) Starz 9:00 pm Smoking Gun Presents: Dumbest Criminals (new ep) Tru TV American Chopper (new ep, a diesel-powered motorcycle) TLC Biography: Cher (2 hour) Bio Channel Death Race (2008 remake of Deathrace 2000 and The Running Man) More Max Soul Plane (2004) BET Yes Man (2008, Jim Carrey) HBO 9pm & 1am 1st 48/Manhunters (new eps) A and E 9pm & 1am Food Tech (new ep, have some Chinese takeout & watch this one) History Channel 9pm/12am EST Dutch (1991, Ed O'Neall) Fox Movie Channel 9:15/12:15 EST Crash (2004, Matt Dillon) IFC 9:35 pm The Killing Room (2009) The Movie Channel 10:00 pm Penn & Teller's Bull: Orgasms Showtime Jay Leno (guest Senator Scott Brown) NBC Archer (new ep) FX Channel Burn Notice (new ep) USA Network Essex Boys (2000, Sean Bean) Flix It Only Hurts When I Laugh (new ep) TruTV Police Academy (1984 comedy) CMT 10:05 pm Baby Mama (2008 comedy) Cinemax 10:15 pm Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks) HBO Family Eagle Eye HBO #2 Intacto (Max Von Sydow) Sundance Channel 10:20 pm The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2, a past Monstervision feature) Encore 11:30/2:30 EST Hope & Crosby in Road To Bali (1952, with Dorothy Lamour) Turner Classic Movies 1:15/4:15 EST My Favorite Brunette (1947, Bob Hope, Lamour, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM FURNACE SYFY 3am/6am EST Lum & Abner in 2 Weeks To Live (1943) Turner Classic Movies 4:30/7:30 EST Ma & Pa Kettle (1949) Turner Classic Movies 6am/9am EST I Shot Jesse James (1949) Turner Classic Movies 7:30/10:30 EST Johnny Guitar (1954, Joan Crawford) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Fri 1/29/2010 8:00 am Moonlight marathon 8am-4pm SYFY 9:30/12:30 EST Santa Fe Trail (1940, Errol Flynn, Raymond Massey) Turner Classic Movies 11:30/2:30 EST The Baron Of Arizona (1950, Vincent Price) Turner Classic Movies 1:30/4:30 EST The Last Hunt (1956) Turner Classic Movies 3:30/6:30 EST The Cariboo Trail (1950) Turner Classic Movies 5pm/8pm EST The Ice Storm (1997, Sigourney Weaver, Kevin Kline) Fox Movie Channel 5pm/8pm EST No Time For Sergeants (1958, Andy Griffith comedy) Turner Classic Movies followed by Abbott & Costello in Buck Privates (1941) Turner Classic Movies 6:45 pm A Knight's Tale More Max 7:00 PM CAPRICA (PILOT) SYFY Agent Cody Banks 2 Disney XD Who Framed Roger Rabbit (she's not bad, she's just drawn that way) HBO Family 7:30/10:30 EST The Ice Storm (1997, Sigourney Weaver, Kevin Kline) Fox Movie Channel 7:35 pm Black Hawk Down (2001, Eric Bana) Starz 8:00 pm Smallville (new ep, Zatanna the magician) CW (formerly WB) Dollhouse (new ep, last of series) FOX The English Patient (1996, Ralph Fiennes) The Movie Channel The Haunted (new ep, pets see dead people) Animal Planet Law & Order (new ep) NBC The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) American Movie Classics Inside Moves (1980) Flix Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006) Comedy Central Training Day (2001, Denzel Washington) Cinemax Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008) Encore 8:05/11:05 EST Kill Bill 2 IFC 8:30 pm Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (2007 sequel) FX Channel Ninja Warrior (2 eps) G4/Tech TV The Bourne Identity (2002, Matt Damon) USA Network Grease (1978, Olivia Newton-John, John Travolta) VH-1 9:00 pm Star Wars: Clone Wars (animated, new ep) Cartoon Network CAPRICA (new ep) SYFY Groundhog Day (1993, Bill Murray caught in a timeloop) TV-Land The Longest Yard (2005 remake, Adam Sandler) TBS Max Payne (2008 revenge-fu) HBO Signature Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) More Max Watchmen (2009, based on the graphic novel) HBO 9pm/12am EST See Here, Private Hargrove (1944 comedy, Keenan Wynn) Turner Classic Movies 10:00 pm Jay Leno (guest Howie Mandel) NBC NUMB3RS (1st ep of 6th season) CBS Spartacus (new ep) Starz Swamp Loggers (new ep) Discovery Channel Mummy...Tomb (2008, sequel in China) Cinemax Scarface (1983, DePalma) Encore 10pm/1am EST The Ice Storm (1997, Sigourney Weaver, Kevin Kline) Fox Movie Channel 10:30 pm Black Knight HBO Family 11pm/2am EST Girls On The Loose (1958, female robbery ring) Turner Classic Movies followed by Teenage Crime Wave (1955, Tommy Cook) Turner Classic Movies 2am/5am EST short: The Trouble Maker (1959 educational film) Turner Classic Movies 2:15/5:15 EST short: Why Vandalism? (1957) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 AM VIRUS SYFY 3am/6am EST Adv. of Mark Twain (1944) Turner Classic Movies 5:30/8:30 EST The 3 Stooges in Stop Look & Laugh (1960, Paul Winchell) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST The Dark Corner (1946, Clifton Webb, Lucille Ball) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sat 1/30/2010 9:00 AM METEOR (Sean Connery, meteor headed toward Earth) SYFY 9am/12pm EST Operation Petticoat (WW2 comedy, Cary Grant commands a pink submarine) Turner Classic Movies 11:00 AM ASTEROID (4-hour) SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST Fiddler On The Roof (1971, Topol) Turner Classic Movies 2:30/5:30 EST National Velvet (1944, Mickey Rooney, Liz Taylor) Turner Classic Movies 3:00 PM 10.5 APOCALYPSE (4-hour) SYFY 5pm/8pm EST Point Break (Keanu Reeves as an undercover FBI agent surfer) FOX Movie Channel 6:00 pm Lethal Weapon 4 (Mel Gibson) ION (formerly PAX) The Bourne Identity (Matt Damon, followed by the 3rd sequel) USA Network 6pm/9pm EST Demons (repeated @ 9pm/12am EST) BBC America 7:00 PM Australia (something about WW2 starring Nicole Kidman) Cinemax Appaloosa (with Jeremy Irons as the bad guy) HBO Signature Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks) HBO Family Color Of Freedom (2007) The Movie Channel Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (Shawn Wayans) BET Grumpier Old Men (Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau, Ann-Margaret) CMT LOST CITY RAIDERS (2008) SYFY Meet The Robinsons (2007, animated) Disney Channel 7pm/10pm EST Murder At The Gallop (1963, Miss Marple) Turner Classic Movies 7:15 pm Friday the 13th (2009) More Max 7:30 pm Shallow Hal (2001) FX Channel 7:30/10:30 EST Point Break (Keanu Reeves as an undercover FBI agent surfer) FOX Movie Channel 8:00 pm Cops (new ep) FOX Assassins (1995) Encore Billy Madison (1995, Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin) Family Channel Disturbia (2007 remake of Rear Window) TNT I Know Who Killed Me (2007, Lindsay Lohan strikes again) LMN Mamma Mia (2008) HBO #2 Miss America Contest (host Mario Lopez, with Dave Koz & Rush Limbaugh) TLC Space Cowboys (2000, aging astronauts find an old Cold War weapon in orbit) American Movie Classics Top 20 Most Shocking (new ep) TruTV Twilight (2008, teen vampire romance) Showtime #2 8pm & 12am Gone In 60 Seconds (2000) A and E 8:05 pm Homegrown (1998, Billy Bob Thornton, Hank Azaria) Flix 8:30 pm Running Scared (2006) ION 8:30/11:30 EST The Sea Hawk (Errol Flynn as a buccaneer) Turner Classic Movies 8:45 pm Jurassic Park (where nothing can go wrong) HBO Family The Parent Trap (1998) Disney Channel 9:00 PM America's Most Wanted (new ep) FOX Dracula 2000 (followed by the sequel, Christopher Plummer) The Movie Channel Gran Torino (2008, Clint Eastwood vs. street gangs) More Max METEOR STORM (2010, meteors target San Francisco) SYFY Obsessed (2009, office temp turns deadly) Starz The Replacements (2000, Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman) TBS 12 Rounds (2009) HBO 2 Weeks Notice (2002) Oxygen 9:45/12:45 EST The Libertine (2005, Johnny Depp) IFC 10:00 pm Amelia Earhart Nat Geo Channel Bottle Rocket (1996, Luke & Owen Wilson) Flix Demons From Her Past (2007) LMN Disaster Movie (spoof of disaster movies) Showtime #2 Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) TNT Saturday Night Fever (1977, John Travolta) TV-Land The Unborn (2009, Gary Oldman) Cinemax 10pm/1am EST Point Break (Keanu Reeves as an undercover FBI agent surfer) FOX Movie Channel 10:15 pm The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey) Encore 10:30 pm Death Becomes Her (comedy) HBO Signature 11:00 PM NYC: TORNADO TERROR SYFY 11pm/2am EST Fire Over England (1936, Vivien Leigh) Turner Classic Movies 11:30 pm Sat. Night Live (host Jon Hamm) NBC 12:45/3:45 EST Saratoga Trunk (Gary Cooper, Ingrid Bergman, 1945) Turner Classic Movies 1:00 AM METEOR STORM SYFY 3:00 AM AVALANCHE: NATURE UNLEASHED SYFY 3:15/6:15 EST George Pal's The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964, with the Loch Ness Monster) Turner Classic Movies 5am/8am EST A Tale Of 2 Cities (1958, Christopher Lee) Turner Classic Movies 7am/10am EST 5 Came Back (1939, airliner crashes in hostile jungle) Turner Classic Movies ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sun 1/31/2010 10:00 AM STEPHEN KING'S ROSE RED (6 hours) SYFY 11:15/2:15 EST King Solomon's Mines (1950, Stewart Granger) Turner Classic Movies 1pm/4pm EST Alfie (1966, Michael Caine, Shelley Winters) Turner Classic Movies 3pm/6pm EST The Mating Game (1959, Debbie Reynolds, Tony Randall) Turner Classic Movies 4:00 PM STEPHEN KING'S DESPERATION SYFY 5:00 pm The Matrix & The Matrix Reloaded (1999, 2003) American Movie Classics 5pm/8pm EST The Birds (Tippi Hedren, a past MOnstervision feature) BBC America 5pm/8pm EST The Sand Pebbles (1966, Steve McQueen on a gunboat in 1920s China) Fox Movie Channel 5:30 pm Into The Wild (2007) Showtime National Treasure (2004, Micolas Cage) USA Network 5:45 pm 007 in The World Is Not Enough (1999, Pierce Brosnan) Showtime #2 Disturbia (2007, teen Rear Window remake) TNT Mrs. Doubtfire (1993, Robin Williams) Encore 6:00 pm The Transporter & The Transporter 2 (2002,2005, no Star Trek stuff) ION 6pm & 10:11pm Men In Black (Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones save the world) TBS 6:10 pm Nobel Son (2008, Nobel Prize winner's son held for ransom) The Movie Channel 6:15 pm Obsessed (2009) Starz 6:25/9:25 EST Dummy (2002, ventriloquist woos girl thru dummy) IFC 6:30 pm Superbad (2007, some critics agreed) FX Channel 7:00 PM America's Funniest Home Videos (new ep, birds attacking people) ABC The Keeper (2004, Dennis Hopper) Spike Not Another Teen Movie (2001) Cinemax Red Dawn (1984, a past MOnstervision feature that doesn't suck) G4/Tech TV Riding The Bus With My Sister (2005, Rosie O'Donnell as mentally challenged person) Hallmark Channel Shrek (2001, Mike Myers as the voice of the green ogre) HBO Family Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) Lifetime STEPHEN KING'S THE TOMMYKNOCKERS (4 hour, 1993, Jimmy Smits, 1993) SYFY Stuart Little 2 (2002, live-action & CGI, voice of Miachel J. Fox) Cartoon Network 7pm/10pm EST Annie Get Your Gun (1950, Betty Hutton, Kennan Wynn) Turner Classic Movies 7:20 pm Marked For Death (1990) More Max 7:30/10:30 EST Hitchcock's Psycho (1960, Tony Perkins, Janet Leigh) BBC America 7:40/10:40 EST Instant Replay (new ep) WGN 7:55 pm Jurassic Park 3 (2001, Jeff Goldblum rescues tourists from the island) Encore 8:00 pm The Simpsons & Cleveland Show (new eps) FOX Days Of Thunder (1990, Tom Cruise as a racecar driver) CMT Evita (1996, don't cry for me, Madonna) Flix From Dusk Till Dawn (trapped in an all-night vampire nightclub) The Movie Channel The Mask of Zorro (1998, Antonio Banderas) SoapNet The Matrix Reloaded (2003) American Movie Classics The Tudors (2 eps) Showtime 8pm & 10pm Stephen King's 1408 (2007) TNT 8pm/11pm EST Beyond The Sea (2004, Kevin Spacey) IFC 8:08 pm Lakeview Terrace (2008, Samuel L. Jackson) Starz 8:30 pm The Unborn (2009, Gary Oldman) Cinemax The Bourne Ultimatum (2007, 3rd in the movie series) USA Network 8:45/11:45 EST Taps (1981, George C. Scott, Ronny Cox) Fox Movie Channel 9:00 pm Larry The Cable Guy's Tailgate Party (new ep) Comedy Central Akeelah & the Bee (2006, Laurence Fishburne) Disney Channel Driven To Kill (1991) Spike Sexy Ladies Show (2 eps) G4/Tech TV Smokey & the Bandit (1977, Burt Reynolds, Jackie Gleason) HBO Family Wanted (2008, Morgan Freeman) More Max We Own The Night (2007) FX Channel Yes Man (Jim Carrey) HBO #2 9pm & 1am Ax Men/Madhouse (new eps) History Channel 9:30 pm Happy Gilmore (1996, don't mess with Bob Barker) Encore 10:00 pm Spartacus (new ep, repeated from Friday) Starz Wolf (1994, Jack Nicholson turns into a New York werewolf & likes it) The Movie Channel 10pm/1am EST Hitchcock's Rear Window (James Stewart, good to the last drop) BBC America 11:00 PM 100 FEET SYFY 3:00 AM PROPHECY 3: THE ASCENT SYFY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~