Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection
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AKIRA [R]·Action·2001·(2:05)
In post-apocalyptic Neo-Tokyo, two childhood friends and
gang partners Tetsuro and Kaneda become involved in
government conspiracy surrounding a mysterious force
known as Akira. Remastered 2001 release. 7/4,8,21,30.
ANGEL OF DEATH [R]·Thriller/Suspense·2002·(1:33)
A series of killing has Maria, a detective, on the path to find a
killer but also on the list to be killed. 8/2.
ANNAPOLIS [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:43)
A brawny young man fulfills his mother's dream of attending
the Naval Academy, where he's assigned a pudgy but brilliant
roommate - and both must literally fight their way to
acceptance in a boxing competition. 7/1,13,17,26,27,8/4.
APPLESEED [R]·Action·2005·(1:45)
Fully computer generated version of Masamune Shirow's
classic manga "Appleseed." Officer Deunan Knute and her
cyborg partner must prevent terrorists from gaining control of
the Olympus city computer. 7/15,20,30.
THE ASTRONAUT'S WIFE [R]·Drama·1999·(1:49)
An astronaut returns from space after a near-fatal accident,
and though he seems himself, his wife senses that her
husband has changed in this sci-fi thriller. 7/6,15,16,26.
BACHELOR PARTY VEGAS [TV14]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
Four friends in Las Vegas watch their bachelor party go off
the hinges when strippers, gangsters and showgirls make the
scene! 7/4,28.
THE BACHELOR [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:42)
To receive an inheritance, a previously marriage-averse
young man must scramble to find a bride. 7/25,31.
BAMBOOZLED [R]·Black·2000·(2:16)
A black television writer, as a protest, produces a modern
minstrel show, complete with black-face make up and taboo
caricatures - but then it becomes a hit! A stinging satire from
Spike Lee, with Mos Def, Tommy Davidson. 7/23.
THE BENCHWARMERS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:25)
Seeking revenge for being bullied as kids, a trio of nerdy guys
- with backing from a wacky billionaire - form a three-man
baseball team and take on the local Little League thugs in
this outrageous comedy. With Jon Lovitz. 7/2,6,11,17,21.
BLADE [R]·Action·1998·(2:00)
Straight from the comics - a half-man, half vampire becomes
a hunter bent on preventing an undead renegade from
unleashing an unholy bloodlust armageddon. With Kris
Kristofferson, Traci Lords. 7/5,13,23.
BLOOD & CONCRETE: A LOVE STORY [R]·Comedy·1991·(1:39)
A car thief (Billy Zane) stabbed while pulling off one last score
meets a suicidal singer (Jennifer Beals) with problems of her
own. 7/12,16.
BREAKFAST ON PLUTO [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(2:09)
An always optimistic foster kid leaves small-town life in
Ireland for London, where he becomes a rock singer, a
magician's helper, a suspected IRA bomber, a prostitute...and
a transvestite. A wild ride from director Neil Jordan. 7/6.
THE BREAKUP ARTIST [R]·Romantic Comedy·2004·(1:28)
A hopeless romantic better at getting out of relationships then
staying in them realizes he's in love with his best friend only
she's getting married in two weeks. 7/1,5,14,18,27.
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E1) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:15) The
Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect sidekick go outrageous
on celebrity guests in their unconventional TV studio. 7/3,5,8
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E2) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 7/10,14
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E3) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 7/17,19,23
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E4) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 7/24,25,27,28,29
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E5) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 7/31,8/5
CAPE FEAR [R]·Remake·1991·(2:07)
Gripping story of a sadistic ex-con who returns to torment the
family of the district attorney who put him away. Director
Martin Scorsese's riveting remake of the 1962 film, featuring
cameos by Gregory Peck and Robert Mitchum. 7/13,30.
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:23)
Jim's new job as night watchman at the local department
store turns into an adventure when the beautiful Josie is
locked in the store with him all night. With Dermot Mulroney
and John Candy. 8/3.
CASANOVA [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:51)
The legendary seducer carries on the family tradition - love
'em and leave 'em - until he meets his match in Venice: a
cross-dressing femininst whose swordplay is the equal of any
man in this fast-paced, ribald costume comedy. 7/6,10,15.
THE CAVE [PG13]·Action·2005·(1:37)
Bloodthirsty creatures await a pack of divers who become
trapped in an underwater cave network. 7/1,12,17,28.
CLEAN [TVMA]·Drama·2005·(1:45)
Maynard Yates is a limousine driver for the Hollywood elite.
Exposed to the darker side of celebrity he is unwillingly led
into his own downward spiral. Maynard realizes that he may
be the driver but he is not in control. 7/5,29.
CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler. 8/2.
CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL [PG13]·Drama·2001·(1:39)
Sparks fly when a rebellious upscale Los Angeles anglo teen
girl meets a working-class Latino boy from East L.A. meet at
their high school - can their love survive the multiple
obstacles placed in their way? 7/5,9,14,24.
CRIMSON TIDE [R]·Thriller/Suspense·1995·(1:56)
A meglomaniacal captain helming a submarine carrying
enough atomic power to blow up the world is eager to jump
the gun and send the missiles. Co-produced by Jerry
Bruckheimer. 7/4,10,19,29.
CROUPIER [TVMA]·Art House·1998·(1:31)
Struggling British author gambles more than he realizes when
he accepts a job as a casino dealer. 7/3,9,19,25.
CYBER WARS [PG13]·Action·2004·(1:42)
In the near future, a sexy bounty hunter operating on the
fringes of virtual reality finds herself an unlikely ally with a
cop who thinks the city's vast computerized tracking system
is being used for more deadly purposes. 7/10,23,8/1.
THE DA VINCI CODE [PG13]·Book Based·2006·(2:29) Tom Hanks.
Director Ron Howard brings the best-seller novel to the
screen: a Harvard symbology professor goes on the run with a
beautiful cryptologist, tracking down clues to solve a murder
while unravelling a centuries-old mystery.
7/19,23,24,27,31,8/4.
DARK WATER [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:45)
Beautiful young mother, under intense stress from recent
divorce from belligerent husband, moves with her daughter
into run-down NYC building that takes on a mysterious life of
its own. 7/3,8,12,20,21,25.
DARKMAN [R]·Action·1990·(1:35)
When a scientist is disfigured by a gang of maniacal punks
who pour acid over his face, he takes on a new identity and
swears revenge. Directed by Sam Raimi ("Spiderman"). 8/1.
DAWN OF THE DEAD [R]·Black·2004·(1:40)
A gripping, gory remake of the cult horror classic: the undead
walk the earth as flesh-eating zombies, trapping a disparate
group of desperate people in a suburban shopping mall. From
the director of "300". 8/3
DEAD PUNKZ [R]·Drama·2000·(1:48)
A young street tough tries to leave the world of drugs and
violence behind, but his past won't let him go so easily.
7/4,19.
DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:23)
This movie continues the wonderous adventures of Deuce
Bigalow. Sent off to a gigalo school in England where he can
be trained to develop his full potential as a man-whore,
Deuce discovers a secret society of he-whores.
7/4,8,20,24,30.
DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE [R]·Action·1995·(2:08)
Rogue NYC cop John McClane is back, this time dealing with
a grisly mad bomber who delights in setting up puzzles that
McClane's unwilling Harlem store-owner partner solves.
Blows up good from beginning to end. 7/20,30.
DUMB AND DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD [PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:25)
Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd
as teenagers trying to escape the "special needs" department
and fit into regular high school life. 7/7,10,11,26,31.
THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:59)
Lawyer takes on case of priest who performed exorcism on
gravely ill teenager rather than seek medical care for her and
is now charged with negligent homicide. 8/5.
THE FOG [PG13]·Horror·2005·(1:40)
A seaside Oregon town gets ready to celebrate its 100th
anniversary when an eerie - and murderous - fog settles in
and begins a mysterious reign of terror. 7/11,16,29.
FREE MONEY [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:34)
Two losers plan to rob a freight train full of money, but an
eccentric father-in-law complicates their plans. 7/1,24.
FREEDOMLAND [R]·Black·2006·(1:53)
A white child goes missing in a black neighborhood - his
emotionally wrecked mother claims it's kidnapping - and
ignites a firestorm of racial tensions as a black police
detective struggles to solve the mystery. 7/14,27.
GAMER.TV (E23) [TV14]·(:25)
Weekly magazine show with behind-the-scenes look at new
and upcoming videogame titles. Also features critiques,
highlights, and first-hand accounts from game creators and
designers. 7/7,9,10,11,12,13
GAMER.TV (E24) [TV14]·(:25) 7/14,18
GAMER.TV (E25) [TV14]·(:25) 7/21,25
GAMER.TV (E26) [TV14]·(:25) 7/28,8/1,4
GAMER.TV (E27) [TV14]·(:25) 8/4
GET BRUCE! [R]·Biography·1999·(1:13)
Documentary exploring the life and work of Bruce Vilanch, one
of Hollywood's behind-the-scenes comedy writers to
numerous celebrities including Whoopi Goldberg, Robin
Williams, and Bette Midler. 8/2.
GOAL! THE DREAM BEGINS [PG]·Action·2006·(1:57)
A young man living in the barrios of L. A. dreams of becoming
a pro soccer player - and after being spotted by a talent
scout, he's on his way to England to make his dream come
true! Look for a cameo by David Beckham. 7/18,24.
GOING TO PIECES: THE RISE AND FALL OF THE SLASHER FILM
[TVMA]·Documentary·2006·(1:28)
Prepare to enter the nightmare world of the slasher film,
re-visiting such favorites as "Nightmare On Elm Street" and
"Halloween" with horror icons Wes Craven, John Carpenter,
Rob Zombie, Tom Savini and more. A Starz Original film.
7/3,7,22.
THE GOOD SON [R]·Thriller/Suspense·1993·(1:27)
Following the death of his mother, an emotionally fragile boy
is sent to Maine to stay with his cousins - and Cousin Henry's
idea of playtime includes terrorizing animals, causing auto
wrecks, and possibly murder! 7/5,6,17,22.
GRAD NIGHT [TV14]·Comedy·2005·(1:29)
High school's over, and it's time to party! A group of friends
turn graduation night into the wildest night of the year,
complete with hot strippers and hotter hip-hop. Featuring
rapper Coolio. 7/9,29.
THE GREAT RAID [R]·Action·2005·(2:13)
The true story of a daring rescue mission in the Phillipines
during World War II - a young American officer leads a team
of Army Rangers thirty miles behind enemy lines to liberate a
Japanese POW camp. 7/2,13,17.
HACKERS [PG13]·Thriller/Suspense·1995·(1:45)
A master hacker unites teen computer geeks against an
embezzling computer-security agent known as the Plague. 8/3
HALLOWEEN H2O: 20 YEARS LATER [R]·Horror·1998·(1:26)
It has been 20 years since Laurie Strode's psycho brother,
masked killer Michael Myers, wreaked bloody havoc on
Halloween. She is thrust back into the horror when her
murderous brother returns to finish the job he started.
Jamie Lee Curtis, Janey Leigh. 7/1,7,12,22,25.
HEADSPACE [TVMA]·Horror·2006·(1:29)
A young man begins to grow smarter, but that intellect is
accompanied by violent nightmares and blackouts. When his
friends start to suffer horrible deaths, he enlists psychiatric
help and discovers a secret, unspeakable evil. 8/1
HOLLYWOOD FLIES [R]·Crime·2004·(1:32)
An Italian beauty and her brother take off on a road trip to
L.A. - but meeting up with murderous bank-robbing
kidnappers, a runaway stripper and her violent,
wheelchair-bound boyfriend turns their holiday into a
vacation from hell! 7/4,10,16.
HOODLUM [R]·Black·1997·(2:10)
Two gangs in 1930s Harlem - one headed by black godfather
Bumpy Johnson and another by white hothead Dutch Schultz
- fight for control of the numbers racket. With Vanessa
Williams, and an early role for Queen Latifah. 7/18.
HOODS [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:30)
A mafioso is asked by his father to kill a mystery man, whom
he learns is a young child. 7/13.
THE HUNT FOR EAGLE ONE [R]·Action·2006·(1:29)
A lieutenant must capture a marine trapped behind enemy
lines and stop Al-Qaeda terrorists from launching biological
weapons. 7/30
THE HUNT FOR EAGLE ONE: CRASH POINT [R]·Action·2006·(1:26)
A Marine strike force team must stop terrorists planning to
crash a jet into a U.S. Military Intelligence base. 7/5.
INVINCIBLE [PG]·Drama·2006·(1:44)
Based on a true story: struggling Philadelphia Eagles fan
Vince Papale fulfills a dream by trying out for the team - he
surprisingly makes the grade. But can the dream last? A
rousing story from the producers of "The Rookie." 7/26,31.
JIN-ROH: THE WOLF BRIGADE [TV14]·Action·2001·(1:42)
A traumatized member of an elite para-military police force
falls for the sister of a female terrorist who died in front of
him. 7/8,28.
JOHNNY WAS [R]·Crime·2005·(1:32)
Johnny, running from a violent past in Ireland, hides out in
Brixton, London. When his former comrade escapes prison
and finds him, Johnny faces being dragged back into the
world of violence. 8/1.
JUDGE DREDD [R]·Action·1995·(1:36) Sly Stallone.
In a terrifying futuristic society where the law officers known
as "Judges" act as judge, jury and executioner, a "Judge"
finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Co-starring Diane
Lane and Rob Schneider. 8/2.
KARAS: THE PROPHECY [TV14]·Action·2006·(1:20)
Tokyo - a city populated by both humans and by ghostly
beings. The balance between these two dimensions has long been
upheld by the city's guardian raven Karas and his masters.
7/15,18,24,30,8/3.
THE KEEPER [R]·Thriller/Suspense·2004·(1:35)
An apparently exemplary cop abducts and secretly imprisons
a beautiful dancer - but he gets more than he bargained for
when a deadly battle of wills erupts between captor and
captive. 7/23.
KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
A boy's upscale L.A. bar mitzvah is threatening to careen out
of control when he decides to invite his long-shunned hippie
grandad to the party! A feel-good comedy with Garry
Marshall, Darryl Hannah, Larry Miller. 7/11.
KINGPIN [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:54)
A promising young bowler has his hand amputated while
pulling a scam, and years later gets a chance at revenge
while managing an Amish bowling sensation. Directed by the
Farrelly Bros ("There's Something About Mary"). 7/21,8/3.
KINKY BOOTS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
A cross-dressing lounge singer comes to the aid of a man
struggling to keep his family's shoe factory afloat when he
suggests a new line of erotic boots for transvestites in this
critically acclaimed comedy. 7/9.
A LIFE LESS ORDINARY [R]·Comedy·1997·(1:44)
A fired janitor kidnaps his boss's daughter in revenge, only he
gets way more than he bargained for - especially when two
rambunctious angels must convince the pair to fall in love.
Co-starring Holly Hunter and Delroy Lindo. 7/6,7.
LIPSTICK & DYNAMITE, PISS & VINEGAR: THE FIRST
LADIES OF WRESTLING [TV14]·Documentary·2004·(1:22)
The Fabulous Moolah is just one of the former professional
female wrestlers interviewed in this entertaining documentary
on the lady warriors of the ring. 8/4.
LITTLE MAN [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:38)
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on
the lam as his newly adopted son. From the creators of 'White
Chicks' and 'Scary Movie.' 7/15,23,24,28.
LONDON [R]·Drama·2006·(1:32)
Syd awakens in his NYC apartment and discovers his
girlfriend is leaving town and having a going-away party -
and he's not invited! So concocts a wild plan to crash the
party and win back the girl. With Jason Statham. 8/3.
Clive Barkeer's LORD OF ILLUSIONS [R]·Horror·1995·(1:49)
A private eye looks after the wife of an illusionist who killed
his mentor, the leader of a black-magic cult. 8/4.
LOVERBOY [R]·Drama·2006·(1:26)
A young woman neglected by her parents grows up
determined to shower her only child in attention - but does
she cross the line into a crazy love? An emotional, dramatic -
and often humorous - story from director Kevin Bacon. 8/5.
MAGNOLIA [R]·Drama·1999·(3:09)
A variety of San Fernando Valley residents struggle as they
seek different ways to find human connection and are
ultimately left changed by a sudden cataclysmic event. 7/2.
MAIL ORDER WIFE [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:32)
A filmmaker pays to ship an Asia bride to marry a lonely NYC
doorman and film the experience for a documentary - but
things start to go wrong almost immediately. Life - and brides
- don't come with guarantees! 7/19,25.
MIMIC SENTINEL [R]·Sci-Fi/Horror·2003·(1:16)
The third part of the Mimic trilogy finds the Judas Breed
roaches have returned and are hungry for new victims.
7/5,14.
MIRRORMASK [PG]·Drama·2005·(1:41)
A teenage girl from a circus family wishes she could run away
from home - and finds herself in a mystical fantasy world
called The Dark Lands. Only by locating the fabled
MirrorMask can she escape a cruel fate! 7/5,16,20.
MR. FROST [R]·Horror·1990·(1:29)
A psychiatrist tries to uncover the true identity of a serial
killer who claims to be the devil. 7/5.
MR. NICE GUY [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:28) Jackie Chan
A popular television chef gets involved in a race to save a
television reporter from the brutal thugs whose boss was
caught on tape committing murder. An action extravaganza -
and stick around for the credits! 8/5.
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ADAM & EVE [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
Rowdy frat boy Adam's dates usually end up in the bedroom -
but then he meets Eve, who is determined to save herself for
the right man. Adam may be that man, but how long can he wait? 8/4
NEIL'S PARTY [TVMA]·Comedy·2005·(1:29)
Neil can't find a way to connect with the girl of his dreams, so
his buddies convince him to host a sexy swingin' party to help
him score. 7/2,6,25.
NEW ORLEANS MUSIC IN EXILE [TV14]·Black·2006·(1:52)
A Starz InBlack Original Documentary following the plight of
displaced musicians, forced to flee from their home city as a
result of the deadly assault by Hurricane Katrina. 7/1,20,31.
ONE OF THE HOLLYWOOD TEN [TV14]·Drama·2000·(1:48)
The shifting fortunes of director Herbert Biberman and his
wife, actress Gail Sondergaard, who were blacklisted and
harassed as the result of Wisconsin Senator Joseph
McCarthy's anti-Communist "witch hunts." 7/14.
ORIGINAL GANGSTAS [R]·Action·1996·(1:39)
A crew of former gang members take back their Gary, Indiana
hood from the Uzi-toting gangbangers who have taken over.
Featuring blaxploitation stars Pam Grier, Richard Roundtree,
Ron O'Neal and more. 7/12.
PARTY ANIMALZ [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:15)
When a pair of Latino house painters gain access to a vacant
mansion, they host the hottest house party the barrio of
Beverly Hills has ever seen! 7/24.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST [PG13]·Adventure·2006·(2:31)
Captain Jack Sparrow and friends try to save their souls from
the evil pirate Davy Jones and his army of sea-phantoms.
Oscar-winning special effects highlight this blockbuster sequel
to Pirates of the Caribbean. 6/28
PLAY IT TO THE BONE [R]·Comedy·1999·(2:04)
Two small-time boxers on their last legs find themselves
agreeing to fight each other for a $50,000 purse and a shot at
the title - but will they survive the road trip to the ring in
Vegas? With Lucy Liu, Tom SIzemore. 7/9,18,26.
THE PROPHECY [R]·Horror·1995·(1:37)
A war between rogue angels - led by the malevolent Gabriel -
and mankind is about to begin, and it's up to a young girl, a
cop and a school teacher to stop the impending slaughter.
With Virginia Madsen, Viggo Mortensen. 7/19,25.
THE PROTECTOR [R]·Action·2006·(1:23)
Bone-crunching, non-stop action! A young Thai man trained
in old world martial arts travels to Australia to recover
elephants from his family by an underworld gang. Explosive
fights and jaw-dropping stunts! 7/1,11,16,21.
THE PURIFIERS [R]·Action·2004·(1:21)
Set in Britain in the near future, rival gangs meet their biggest
adversary in the form of a corrupt gang leader and politician
who wants to unite and control them all. 7/11,17.
RAP WAR ONE [TVMA]·Black·2004·(1:23)
A young aspiring Brooklyn rapper - after losing his job and
discovering his girlfriend is pregnant - battles other
underground rappers at a secret club called The Pit, for sex,
money and fame and a way out. 7/2,10,18.
RIDE [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:24)
A NYC film school grad chaperones a group of wanna-be
stars, including rappers and dancers, as they board a bus
bound for a Miami music video shoot. With Downtown Julie
Brown, Cedric The Entertainer, and a cameo from Snoop
Dogg. 7/25.
RUSH HOUR [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:38) Jackie Chan
What happens when a rebel Hong Kong detective and a
hotshot, loudmouth L.A. cop team up to rescue a diplomat's
kidnapped daughter? Lots of hilarious one-liners and
high-kicking martial arts action in this hit action-comedy!
7/9,14,19,24.
SCREAM [R]·Horror·1996·(1:51)
Hit comic horror that makes fun of the whole slasher-film
genre, busting age-old stereotypes while effectively telling the
story of a teenage girl grieving over her mother's murder. 8/2.
SERIES 7: THE CONTENDERS [R]·Comedy·2001·(1:28)
It's the ultimate TV reality show! "Bloody Mama", the reigning
champ of "The Contenders" takes on five new challengers -
including her dying best friend from high school - in a shoot
to kill contest. 7/12,22,28.
SESSION 9 [R]·Art House·2001·(1:40)
Working at an abandoned mental institution, an already
stressed out asbestos removal crew are soon terrorized by an
unknown assailant. 8/4.
SILENT HILL [R]·Horror·2006·(2:05)
A mother takes her traumatized daughter to an eerie ghost
town called Silent Hill, hoping to cure the child's demons - but
when the girl disappears, a deadly game of gory, nightmarish
scenes begins! Not for the squeamish! 7/2,7,18,29,8/5.
THE SIXTH SENSE [PG13]·Drama·1999·(1:47)
A child psychotherapist helps a young boy with an unusual
gift. 8/5.
SNOOP DOGG'S PUFF PUFF PASS TOUR [TVMA]·Concert·2004·(1:40)
On the road with legendary rapper Snoop Dogg: an all access
backstage pass featuring interviews, concert footage and
more. 7/8,17,21.
THE SQUID AND THE WHALE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:21)
Based on a true story: two teenage boys find themselves
ultimately choosing sides as their parents separate in this
touching, dramatic, and often hilarious film. Winner of
multiple awards, co-starring Anna Pacquin. 8/5.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E23) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 7/1,4
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E24) [TV14]·(:24) 7/5,7,12
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E25) [TV14]·(:24) 7/12,14,16
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E26) [TV14]·(:24) 7/19,25
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E27) [TV14]·(:24) 7/26
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E28) [TV14]·(:24) 8/2
STAY ALIVE [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:26)
A group of friends play a mysterious horror video game, only
to discover that when they die in the game... they die for real!
8/1,5.
STEP UP [PG13]·Dance·2006·(1:43)
He's a free-styling street kid serving a community service
sentence, she's a dedicated classical dancer focused on her
senior performance - they couldn't be more opposite, yet their
dancing strikes sparks in this energetic story. 7/3,8,20,28.
STRANGE DAYS [R]·Thriller/Suspense·1995·(2:25)
Ex-cop who deals in data-discs containing recorded
memories becomes involved in murder, rape and police
conspiracy in 1999 Los Angeles. 7/3,11,23,27.
SWINGERS [R]·Comedy·1996·(1:36)
It's money, baby! Wannabe actors hit the Hollywood
neo-lounge scene and endlessly search for "honey babes",
knowing their big break is just around the corner in this
contemporary comedy classic! An early lead role for Vince
Vaughn. 7/15,27.
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:48)
Ricky Bobby, NASCAR's #1 driver, must defend his title
against a flamboyant French Formula One racer - both are
determined to win at any cost! With Sacha Baron Cohen, Gary
Cole, Michael Clarke Duncan. 8/2.
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY [R]·Science-Fiction·1991·(2:17)
A decade after Sarah Connor destroyed the original
Terminator, a second killing machine arrives from 2029, but
this time his mission is to protect her son, the future leader of
the human resistance, from an even deadlier Terminator.
7/2,20.
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION [R]·Horror·1997·(1:27)
Teenagers lost in the Texas woods after prom night,
encounter Leatherface and a family of psychopaths living in
an old farmhouse. 7/7,12,22.
THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA [R]·Drama·2005·(2:01)
When a rookie Border Patrol agent kills a Mexican illegal and
buries him in the Texas desert, the man's boss kidnaps the
agent and forces him on a journey to make things right. A
finely tuned drama, directed by Tommy Lee Jones. 8/4.
THUMBSUCKER [R]·Art House·2005·(1:36)
An all-star cast tells the tale of a teenage boy's addiction to
sucking his thumb, and the unexpected changes that ensue
when he learns how to break the habit. Witty and real, with
Keanu Reeves, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio.
7/4,8,16,21,26.
TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS [PG]·Animated·1993·(1:16)
Tim Burton's animated contemporary classic about Jack
Skellington of Halloweentown and his plot to kidnap Santa
Claus and become the overlord of Christmas. 7/16,27,31.
TUPAC: LIVE AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES [TVMA]·Concert·2005·(1:31)
Hip-hop legend Tupac Shakur, on stage at the House of Blues
on July 4, 1996, in what proved to be the rapper's final live
show. Featuring The Outlawz and a special appearance by
Snoop Dogg. A historic and powerful performance! 7/31.
TWIN DRAGONS [PG13]·Action·1999·(1:29)
Jackie Chan portrays twins separated at birth who find
themselves reunited in Hong Kong amid romance, action,
danger, and mistaken identity. 7/9.
ULTRAVIOLET [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
She's a woman with a mission! Super-soldier Ultraviolet
possesses incredible physical powers, which she must use to
protect a boy who may hold the key to stopping a war
between humans and vampire-like Hemophages! 8/1.
THE VELOCITY OF GARY [R]·Comedy·1999·(1:41)
A bisexual porn star's two lovers vie for his affections as he
slowly succumbs to AIDS. 7/13.
VELOCITY TRAP [R]·Action·1999·(1:30)
Framed security guard battles mercenaries on money
transporting space ship. 7/27.
VENOM [R]·Horror·2005·(1:27)
Combine the mystical Louisiana swamps, a snake-filled
suitcase, Mr. Jangles - a man possessed by 13 evil souls - a
group of sexy young teens, add a dollop of voodoo, and you've
got a fun, gory screamfest! 7/3,13,18,22.
WAITING FOR GUFFMAN [R]·Comedy·1997·(1:24)
Hilarious mockumentary about makeshift theater troupe
made up of talentless locals in a small Missouri town. 7/6.
WARREN MILLER'S COLD FUSION [TVPG]·Action·2001·(1:35)
Go around the world - Iran, Utah, Kenya, Switzerland - for
extreme skiing and snowboarding action as only Warren Miller
can deliver! 7/7,29.
WARREN MILLER'S JOURNEY [TVG]·Action·2003·(1:38)
Ski-movie mogul Warren Miller follows daredevil skiers from
Aspen to Chile, from Alaska to Morocco in his 54th film.
7/6,8,15.
WARREN MILLER'S STORM [TVG]·Action·2002·(1:35)
Warren Miller catches extreme snow sports from the USA,
Canada and Europe in this stunning documentary. 8/1.
THE WARRIOR [R]·Adventure·2005·(1:27)
Set in feudal India, a sweeping mythical adventure about a
lone warrior who renounces his violent role as the longtime
enforcer to a local lord - only to be murderously pursued into
the Himalayan mountains by the lord. 8/2.
THE WATERBOY [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:30)
It's smashmouth football in the Louisiana bayou! A hapless
waterboy discovers a special talent for tackling and becomes
the unlikely star of his college team. Co-starring Kathy Bates
and Henry Winkler. 7/10,14,29.
WHIRLYGIRL [R]·Drama·2004·(1:35)
A prep school student finds himself falling for a seductive,
mysterious exotic dancer - but can their friendship and
growing love survive their wildly different backgrounds? 8/3.
WOLF CREEK [R]·Horror·2005·(1:39)
A trio of young travelers, stranded in the Australian outback,
are relieved when a friendly local appears to help them. But
relief soon turns to horror and murder in this tense, gruesome
thriller - based on a true story! 7/11,16,22.
XX/XY [R]·Art House·2003·(1:31)
Three college friends engage in a dangerous three-way
relationship that plays havoc with their lives ten years later.
7/31,8/1,5.
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU [PG13]·Drama·1999·(1:37)
A militantly-feminist teenage girl is courted by her high
school's resident "bad boy" as part of a convoluted scheme
by another guy to get to the girl's beautiful and popular sister.
Based on Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew". 8/2.
10TH & WOLF [R]·Crime·2006·(1:48)
After returning home to Philadelphia from the military, a
former street tough tangles with the local mob boss who
drove him out of the neighborhood. WIth Piper Perabo, Brad
Renfro, Dennis Hopper, Tommy Lee, Val Kilmer. 8/4.
THE 13TH WARRIOR [R]·Adventure·1999·(1:43)
In 922 A.D., an Arab ambassador joins a group of Norsemen
to defend a village from a terrifying and mysterious enemy.
8/1.
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ALL THE KING'S MEN [PG13]·Drama·2006·(2:08)
Sean Penn gives a riveting performance as Louisiana
governor Willie Stark in this intricate drama about power,
corruption, and betrayal in 1950s America. The all-star cast
includes Jude Law, Kate Winslet, and James Gandolfini. 8/30,31
AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON [R]·Comedy·1987·(1:25)
A series of star-powered skits spoof centerfolds, movie
critics, charity marathons, a 50's sci-fi film and more! With
Michelle Pfeiffer, Rosanna Arquette, Carrie Fisher, Steve
Guttenberg, B.B. King, Phil Hartman and more! 8/18.
ANGEL OF DEATH [R]·Thriller/Suspense·2002·(1:33)
A series of killing has Maria, a detective, on the path to find a
killer but also on the list to be killed. 8/2.
ANNAPOLIS [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:43)
A brawny young man fulfills his mother's dream of attending
the Naval Academy, where he's assigned a pudgy but brilliant
roommate - and both must literally fight their way to
acceptance in a boxing competition. 8/4,8,19,27.
APPLESEED [R]·Action·2005·(1:45)
Fully computer generated version of Masamune Shirow's
classic manga "Appleseed." Officer Deunan Knute and her
cyborg partner must prevent terrorists from gaining control of
the Olympus city computer. 8/18.
ARACHNIA [R]·Sci-Fi/Horror·2003·(1:27)
A paleontology professor and crew of students survive a
plane crash caused by meteor shower, only to make a
horrifying discovery - they've landed on a nest of gigantic
spiders with a taste for human flesh! 8/7,22.
BANK BROTHERS [TVMA]·Black·2004·(1:39)
Three out-of-work plumbers decide it's easier to steal than
work, but get in way over their heads when they steal
diamonds from a bank and wreck a gangster's elaborate scam.
8/27.
BLADE [R]·Action·1998·(2:00)
Straight from the comics - a half-man, half vampire becomes
a hunter bent on preventing an undead renegade from
unleashing an unholy bloodlust armageddon. With Kris
Kristofferson, Traci Lords. 7/23.
BODY SHOTS [R]·Drama·1999·(1:44)
As a group of twentysomethings struggle with issues of love
and sexuality, a woman charges a football player with rape
after meeting at a nightclub. 9/2.
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E5) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:15) The
Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect sidekick go outrageous
on celebrity guests in their unconventional TV studio. 8/5
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E6) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 8/7,8,11,12
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E7) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:15) 8/14,17
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E8) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 8/21,26
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E9) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 8/28,30
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E10)[TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:15) 9/4,6
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:23)
Jim's new job as night watchman at the local department
store turns into an adventure when the beautiful Josie is
locked in the store with him all night. With Dermot Mulroney
and John Candy. 8/3.
CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler. 8/2,7,8,11,20,24,25.
THE COVENANT [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:37)
The current descendants of the Salem witches - four young
warlocks - make new discoveries about their powers when
they must stop a destructive mega-evil force in an
apocalyptic battle. 8/16,17,25,9/1.
CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL [PG13]·Drama·2001·(1:39)
Sparks fly when a rebellious upscale Los Angeles anglo teen
girl meets a working-class Latino boy from East L.A. meet at
their high school - can their love survive the multiple
obstacles placed in their way? 9/2.
CYBER WARS [PG13]·Action·2004·(1:42)
In the near future, a sexy bounty hunter operating on the
fringes of virtual reality finds herself an unlikely ally with a
cop who thinks the city's vast computerized tracking system
is being used for more deadly purposes. 8/1,17.
THE DA VINCI CODE [PG13]·Book Based·2006·(2:29) Tom Hanks.
Director Ron Howard brings the best-seller novel to the
screen: a Harvard symbology professor goes on the run with a
beautiful cryptologist, tracking down clues to solve a murder
while unravelling a centuries-old mystery. 8/4,19.
DALTRY CALHOUN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A former pot farmer struggles to keep his once lucrative
Tennessee sod empire intact while dealing with a parade of
problem women - including his estranged 14-year-old
daughter unexpectedly left in his care. 8/6,15,26.
DARKMAN [R]·Action·1990·(1:35)
When a scientist is disfigured by a gang of maniacal punks
who pour acid over his face, he takes on a new identity and
swears revenge. Directed by Sam Raimi ("Spiderman"). 8/14
DAWN OF THE DEAD [R]·Black·2004·(1:40)
A gripping, gory remake of the cult horror classic: the undead
walk the earth as flesh-eating zombies, trapping a disparate
group of desperate people in a suburban shopping mall. From
the director of "300". 8/3,9,18,29.
THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON [PG13]·Biography·2006·(1:50)
Daniel Johnston, manic-depressive genius
singer/songwriter/artist is revealed in this portrait of
madness, creativity and love. 8/12,17,21,24.
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:38)
Over the top "mockumentary" finds two sexy teen contestants
- and their mothers - pulling out all the stops to win the local
Miss Teen Beauty Pageant. A wicked black comedy,
co-starring Kirstie Alley and Ellen Barkin. 8/9,18,22,28.
DROPPED [TVMA]·Documentary·2005·(1:04)
Documentary about how bands survive after they've been
dropped by their record label. Includes profiles on Hot Karl,
The Bush Tetras, Murphy's Law, Burning Star, and more. 8/31.
DROWNING MONA [PG13]·Comedy·2000·(1:36)
Small town police chief finds murder investigation difficult
since everyone hated the victim. 8/7,12,18,22.
DUST TO GLORY [PG]·Action·2005·(1:39)
Get a driver's eye view of the legendary Baja 1000, an annual
off-road race held in the Mexican desert that attracts
hundreds of racers piloting every kind of motorized vehicle -
16 hours of dangerous, one-of-a-kind racing! 8/7,22.
EVIL BREED: THE LEGEND OF SAMHAIN [R]·Horror·2003·(1:18)
Evil roams the woods of Ireland. 8/10.
THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE [PG13]·Drama·2005·(1:59)
Lawyer takes on case of priest who performed exorcism on
gravely ill teenager rather than seek medical care for her and
is now charged with negligent homicide. 8/5,24,25.
EYE OF THE BEHOLDER [R]·Drama·1999·(1:41)
A private eye armed with the latest high tech surveillance
gear obsessively follows a beautiful female serial killer - but
is the thrill of his voyeurism allowing her to continue her
murderous ways? A tightly coiled thriller. 8/17.
THE FOG [PG13]·Horror·2005·(1:40)
A seaside Oregon town gets ready to celebrate its 100th
anniversary when an eerie - and murderous - fog settles in
and begins a mysterious reign of terror. 7/29.
GAMER.TV (E26) [TV14]·(:25)
Weekly magazine show with behind-the-scenes look at new
and upcoming videogame titles. Also features critiques,
highlights, and first-hand accounts from game creators and
designers. 8/1,4
GAMER.TV (E27) [TV14]·(:25) 8/4,6,8,9,10
GAMER.TV (E28) [TV14]·(:25) 8/11,13,15,17
GAMER.TV (E29) [TV14]·(:25) 8/18,19,22,24
GAMER.TV (E30) [TV14]·(:25) 8/25,27,28,29,30
GAMER.TV (E31) [TV14]·(:25) 9/1,4,5
GAMER.TV (E32) [TV14]·(:25) 9/8,12,13
GAMER.TV (E33) [TV14]·(:25) 9/15,19
GAMER.TV (E34) [TV14]·(:25) 9/22,26,27
GAMER.TV (E35) [TV14]·(:25) 9/29,30
GET BRUCE! [R]·Biography·1999·(1:13)
Documentary exploring the life and work of Bruce Vilanch, one
of Hollywood's behind-the-scenes comedy writers to
numerous celebrities including Whoopi Goldberg, Robin
Williams, and Bette Midler. 8/2,11,28.
GOAL! THE DREAM BEGINS [PG]·Action·2006·(1:57)
A young man living in the barrios of L. A. dreams of becoming
a pro soccer player - and after being spotted by a talent
scout, he's on his way to England to make his dream come
true! Look for a cameo by David Beckham. 9/2.
GOING TO PIECES: THE RISE AND FALL OF THE SLASHER FILM
[TVMA]·Documentary·2006·(1:28)
Prepare to enter the nightmare world of the slasher film,
re-visiting such favorites as "Nightmare On Elm Street" and
"Halloween" with horror icons Wes Craven, John Carpenter,
Rob Zombie, Tom Savini and more. A Starz Original film. 7/22
GREEDY [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:52)
The scrap-metal fortune of an elderly, filthy rich uncle is at
stake - will he leave all his millions to the shapely
unregistered nurse, or can the long-lost nephew charm the
money back to the family? 8/15.
THE GUARDIAN [PG13]·Action·2006·(2:19)
A hot-shot young swimmer joins the U.S. Coast Guard's elite
rescue program, where a veteran teaches him tough lessons
about heroism and sacrifice. Exciting action sequences, from
the director of "The Fugitive." 8/24,25,9/1.
HACKERS [PG13]·Thriller/Suspense·1995·(1:45)
Cyberpunk computer geeks get themselves in the middle of
an elaborate embezzling scheme involving federal agents and
a master hacker building his Swiss bank account. 8/3,26,27.
HE GOT GAME [R]·Black·1998·(2:17)
A convicted murderer is given a week-long leave to convince
his heavily recruited basketball-playing son to attend the
governor's alma mater - if successful, his sentence will be
cut. Written, directed and produced by Spike Lee. 8/14,31.
HEADSPACE [TVMA]·Horror·2006·(1:29)
A young man begins to grow smarter, but that intellect is
accompanied by violent nightmares and blackouts. When his
friends start to suffer horrible deaths, he enlists psychiatric
help and discovers a secret, unspeakable evil. 8/1.
HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE [R]·Horror·1996·(1:25)
In deep space in the 22nd century, a scientist works to close
the Gates of Hell and finally destroy the evil Pinhead and his
murderous, bloodthirsty demons. 8/31.
HIGHLANDER: THE FINAL DIMENSION [R]·Action·1995·(1:39)
The Director's Cut features extra scenes - immortal warrior
Connor battles his arch enemy and evil magician Cane in
modern-day New York. 8/22.
HOODLUM [R]·Black·1997·(2:10)
Two gangs in 1930s Harlem - one headed by black godfather
Bumpy Johnson and another by white hothead Dutch Schultz
- fight for control of the numbers racket. With Vanessa
Williams, and an early role for Queen Latifah. 8/28.
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE [PG]·Animated·2005·(1:59)
From the director of "Spirited Away" and "Princess
Mononoke", the lushly animated tale of a young woman
cursed by a witch, who discovers that her best chance to
break the spell lies with a young wizard and his four-legged
walking home. 9/1.
INVINCIBLE [PG]·Drama·2006·(1:44)
Based on a true story: struggling Philadelphia Eagles fan
Vince Papale fulfills a dream by trying out for the team - he
surprisingly makes the grade. But can the dream last? A
rousing story from the producers of "The Rookie."
8/6,22,23,26.
JOHNNY WAS [R]·Crime·2005·(1:32)
Johnny, running from a violent past in Ireland, hides out in
Brixton, London. When his former comrade escapes prison
and finds him, Johnny faces being dragged back into the
world of violence. 8/1,9.
JUDGE DREDD [R]·Action·1995·(1:36) Sly Stallone.
In a terrifying futuristic society where the law officers known
as "Judges" act as judge, jury and executioner, a "Judge"
finds himself on the wrong side of the law. Co-starring Diane
Lane and Rob Schneider. 8/2,14.
KARAS: THE PROPHECY [TV14]·Action·2006·(1:20) Tokyo - a city
populated by both humans and by ghostly beings. The balance
between these two dimensions has long been upheld by the
city's guardian raven Karas and his masters. 8/3,16,26,27
KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
A boy's upscale L.A. bar mitzvah is threatening to careen out
of control when he decides to invite his long-shunned hippie
grandad to the party! A feel-good comedy with Garry
Marshall, Darryl Hannah, Larry Miller. 9/2.
KINGPIN [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:54)
A promising young bowler has his hand amputated while
pulling a scam, and years later gets a chance at revenge
while managing an Amish bowling sensation. Directed by the
Farrelly Bros ("There's Something About Mary").
8/3,7,15,20,23,24.
THE LIBERTINE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:54)
The sordid, kinky and strange true story of John Wilmot, the
Earl of Rochester, a 17th century aristocrat whose drinking
and sexual debauchery inspired and clouded his writing
talent and led him to an early grave. 8/14,15.
LIPSTICK & DYNAMITE, PISS & VINEGAR: THE FIRST
LADIES OF WRESTLING [TV14]·Documentary·2004·(1:22)
The Fabulous Moolah is just one of the former professional
female wrestlers interviewed in this entertaining documentary
on the lady warriors of the ring. 8/4,10,23,29.
LONDON [R]·Drama·2006·(1:32)
Syd awakens in his NYC apartment and discovers his
girlfriend is leaving town and having a going-away party -
and he's not invited! So concocts a wild plan to crash the
party and win back the girl. With Jason Statham. 8/3,12,30.
Clive Barkeer's LORD OF ILLUSIONS [R]·Horror·1995·(1:49)
A private eye looks after the wife of an illusionist who killed
his mentor, the leader of a black-magic cult. 8/4, 9/1
LOST IN SPACE [PG13]·Action·1998·(2:10)
Danger Will Robinson! The cult classic tv space family
Robinson embark on a mission to save the earth, but the evil
Dr. Smith sends their ship spinning off course into the
cosmos! With Gary Oldman, Heather Graham, Matt LeBlanc.
8/12,16.
LOST IN TRANSLATION [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:42)
A seen-better-days American actor and a newly married
woman meet in Tokyo and spend an increasingly intimate
week together in the colorful city. Oscar-winner for Best
Original Screenplay, Golden Globes Best Actor (Murray).
8/7,16.
LOVERBOY [R]·Drama·2006·(1:26)
A young woman neglected by her parents grows up
determined to shower her only child in attention - but does
she cross the line into a crazy love? An emotional, dramatic -
and often humorous - story from director Kevin Bacon.
8/5,15,22,23,28.
LOW IN EUROPE [TV14]·Concert·2005·(:50)
A documentary which follows American indie rock pioneers
Low on a string of tour dates in Germany and the UK. 9/1.
MALLRATS [R]·Comedy·1995·(1:35)
Two Gen-X slackers lose their girlfriends and head for the
mall - but that's just an excuse for a dizzying array of surreal
situations and outrageous comedy from director Kevin Smith
("Clerks"). With Jay and Silent Bob, Ben Affleck. 8/23,28.
MAN ON THE MOON [R]·Biography·1999·(1:58)
The story of bizarre comedian/actor Andy Kaufman comes to
life, including his off-the-wall comedic routines and
deep-cover personas. Co-starring Danny DeVito, directed by
Milos Forman ("The People Vs Larry Flynt"). 8/10,14,22,30.
MANIC [R]·Black·2003·(1:42)
A violent teenager is committed to a juvenile mental
institution where he's forced to confront the source of his
rage. 8/18,30.
THE MATADOR [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:38) Pierce Brosnan.
A chance hotel bar meeting in Mexico City between a frazzled
businessman and a lowlife professional hit man will
drastically alter both their lives in this hilariously off-kilter
story. Not to be missed! 8/8,14,19,23.
MIRRORMASK [PG]·Drama·2005·(1:41)
A teenage girl from a circus family wishes she could run away
from home - and finds herself in a mystical fantasy world
called The Dark Lands. Only by locating the fabled
MirrorMask can she escape a cruel fate! 8/7,20,29.
MR. NICE GUY [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:28) Jackie Chan
A popular television chef gets involved in a race to save a
television reporter from the brutal thugs whose boss was
caught on tape committing murder. An action extravaganza -
and stick around for the credits! 8/5,8.
MY TINY UNIVERSE [TV14]·Comedy·2004·(1:34)
A struggling actor - about to commit suicide - finds a cell
phone belonging to a hotshot Hollywood producer whose
many infidelities make him a perfect candidate for blackmail.
A smart dark comedy.
8/9,13,14,19,29.
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ADAM & EVE [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
Rowdy frat boy Adam's dates usually end up in the bedroom -
but then he meets Eve, who is determined to save herself for
the right man. Adam may be that man, but how long can he
wait? 8/17,20.
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S BLACKBALL [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:37)
The British sport of lawn bowling will never be the same after
a talented bad boy, promoted by a sleazy American sports
agent, takes on the refined older gentlemen who play the
game. 8/10,15,30.
THE NIGHT LISTENER [R]·Drama·2006·(1:21)
A radio show host battling his own problems begins a on-air
telephone relationship with a troubled young boy. But when
the jock presses to find out more, he steps into a mystery -
does this boy even exist? 8/4,9,13,24,28.
NOVEMBER [R]·Mystery·2005·(1:18)
An intense psychological thriller finds an L.A. photographer
struggling to make sense of her boyfriend's senseless murder
- and as she endlessly replays that night in her mind, the
lines between reality and fantasy begin to blur.
8/6,7,18,19,31.
THE OPPOSITE OF SEX [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:41)
A hilariously acid-tongued 16-year-old visits her gay
half-brother and begins a crazed road adventure, including
seducing his boyfriend, burglary and a murder! Not politically
correct, with Lisa Kudrow, Lyle Lovett, William Lee Scott 9/2.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST [PG13]·Adventure·2006·(2:31)
Captain Jack Sparrow and friends try to save their souls from
the evil pirate Davy Jones and his army of sea-phantoms.
Oscar-winning special effects highlight this blockbuster sequel
to Pirates of the Caribbean.
8/11,15,16
THE PROFESSIONAL [R]·Crime·1994·(1:49)
A professional hit man finds himself the unlikely guardian of
a streetwise 12-year-old girl who seeks to learn the trade.
Gritty, explosive drama, with Gary Oldham. From the director
of La Femme Nikita. 8/8,18,21,27.
THE PROPHECY [TVPG]·Documentary·2003·(:58)
High-flying stunts and adrenaline rush skiing and
snowboarding action - an above average extreme sports
extravaganza! 9/1,2.
PULSE [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
A scary website - thought to be marketing ploy - turns out to
be the portal by which a sinister force, with gruesome
intentions, seeks out new victims in this techno-horror
thriller. Co-scripted by Wes Craven. 8/23,24,27,31.
RENT [PG13]·Black·2005·(2:15)
Film adaptation of multi-award-winning musical about a
group of Bohemian friends in late 1980s Greenwich Village.
8/7,13,19.
RISING SUN [R]·Action·1993·(2:09)
A young woman is found dead in the L.A. headquarters of a
Japanese corporation, and a volatile team of investigators
and cops find more than they bargained for as their
investigation starts to uncover government corruption. 8/8,26.
RUSH HOUR [PG13]·Action·1998·(1:38) Jackie Chan
What happens when a rebel Hong Kong detective and a
hotshot, loudmouth L.A. cop team up to rescue a diplomat's
kidnapped daughter? Lots of hilarious one-liners and
high-kicking martial arts action in this hit action-comedy!
7/24.
SCREAM [R]·Horror·1996·(1:51)
Hit comic horror that makes fun of the whole slasher-film
genre, busting age-old stereotypes while effectively telling the
story of a teenage girl grieving over her mother's murder.
8/2,7,11,17,26.
SECUESTRO EXPRESS [R]·Action·2005·(1:27)
Bungling street hoods kidnap a middle-class couple they
think are wealthy, arrange a ransom, and drag their victims
through a hellish nightmare nightmare of terror of an urban
underworld. A riveting, hard-edged rollercoaster of a film.
8/7,11,27.
SESSION 9 [R]·Art House·2001·(1:40)
Working at an abandoned mental institution, an already
stressed-out asbestos removal crew happens upon audio
tapes of psychiatric sessions - and playing them back results
in unforeseen calamities. 8/4,14.
SILENT HILL [R]·Horror·2006·(2:05)
A mother takes her traumatized daughter to an eerie ghost
town called Silent Hill, hoping to cure the child's demons - but
when the girl disappears, a deadly game of gory, nightmarish
scenes begins! Not for the squeamish! 8/5,6,16,20,21,24.
THE SIXTH SENSE [PG13]·Drama·1999·(1:47)
"I see dead people." The atmospheric thriller about a
psychotherapist and his spooked young patient is a riveting
experience. With Toni Collette, directed by M. Night
Shyamalan. 8/5,9,17,21,25.
SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL [PG13]·Action·1997·(2:05)
Annie Potter's vacation cruise gets rocked by a disgruntled
shipmate who plans to hijack the vessel and steal precious
diamonds in this sequel to Speed. 8/30.
THE SQUID AND THE WHALE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:21)
Based on a true story: two teenage boys find themselves
ultimately choosing sides as their parents separate in this
touching, dramatic, and often hilarious film. Winner of
multiple awards, co-starring Anna Pacquin. 8/5,14,15,18,28.
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E28) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 8/2,6,9
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E29) [TV14]·(:24) 8/9
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E30) [TV14]·(:24) 8/16,18
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E31) [TV14]·(:24) 8/23
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E32) [TV14]·(:24) 8/30,9/1
STAY ALIVE [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:26)
A group of friends play a mysterious horror video game, only
to discover that when they die in the game... they die for real!
8/1,5,10,16,21,25.
STRANGE DAYS [R]·Science-Fiction·1995·(2:25)
In a dark near future, an ex-cop who deals in data-discs
containing recorded memories becomes involved in murder,
rape and police conspiracy. Gripping techno-thriller written by
James Cameron (The Terminator) 9/2
TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:48)
Ricky Bobby, NASCAR's #1 driver, must defend his title
against a flamboyant French Formula One racer - both are
determined to win at any cost! With Sacha Baron Cohen, Gary
Cole, Michael Clarke Duncan. 8/2,12,25,26,31
THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADA [R]·Drama·2005·(2:01)
When a rookie Border Patrol agent kills a Mexican illegal and
buries him in the Texas desert, the man's boss kidnaps the
agent and forces him on a journey to make things right. A
finely tuned drama, directed by Tommy Lee Jones. 8/4,10,27.
TIM BURTON'S THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS [PG]·Animated·1993·(1:16)
Tim Burton's animated contemporary classic about Jack
Skellington of Halloweentown and his plot to kidnap Santa
Claus and become the overlord of Christmas. 8/15.
TUPAC: LIVE AT THE HOUSE OF BLUES [TVMA]·Concert·2005·(1:31)
Hip-hop legend Tupac Shakur, on stage at the House of Blues
on July 4, 1996, in what proved to be the rapper's final live
show. Featuring The Outlawz and a special appearance by
Snoop Dogg. A historic and powerful performance! 8/12,20,29
ULTRAVIOLET [PG13]·Action·2006·(1:27)
She's a woman with a mission! Super-soldier Ultraviolet
possesses incredible physical powers, which she must use to
protect a boy who may hold the key to stopping a war
between humans and vampire-like Hemophages! 8/1,10,20,23,24
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION [R]·Action·2006·(1:46)
Selene, the sexy, sleek vampire warrior, is back! The
explosive war between the Death Dealers and Lycans
continues full throttle as Selene and her werewolf lover go on
the run, searching for their future by seeking their past.
8/25,9/1.
THE VIRGIN OF JUAREZ [R]·Drama·2005·(1:30)
A journalist investigates the real-life murders of young women
in Juarez, Mexico. 8/12,29.
WAITING FOR GUFFMAN [R]·Comedy·1997·(1:24)
Hilarious mockumentary about makeshift theater troupe
made up of talentless locals in a small Missouri town. 8/6.
WARREN MILLER'S STORM [TVG]·Action·2002·(1:35)
Warren Miller catches extreme snow sports from the USA,
Canada and Europe in this stunning documentary.
8/1,9,13,31.
THE WARRIOR [R]·Adventure·2005·(1:27)
Set in feudal India, a sweeping mythical adventure about a
lone warrior who renounces his violent role as the longtime
enforcer to a local lord - only to be murderously pursued into
the Himalayan mountains by the lord. 8/2,8,21.
THE WATERBOY [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:30)
It's smashmouth football in the Louisiana bayou! A hapless
waterboy discovers a special talent for tackling and becomes
the unlikely star of his college team. Co-starring Kathy Bates
and Henry Winkler. 8/10,19,20,30.
WHEN A STRANGER CALLS [PG13]·Horror·2006·(1:27)
In an opulent estate, a teen babysitter answers the phone
and begins a long, suspenseful night evading a taunting
psychopathic stalker - who may be in the house with her!
8/25,26.
WHIRLYGIRL [R]·Drama·2004·(1:35)
A prep school student finds himself falling for a seductive,
mysterious exotic dancer - but can their friendship and
growing love survive their wildly different backgrounds?
8/3,12,23,27.
XX/XY [R]·Art House·2003·(1:31)
Three college friends engage in a dangerous three-way
relationship that plays havoc with their lives ten years later.
8/1,5,13.
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU [PG13]·Drama·1999·(1:37)
A militantly-feminist teenage girl is courted by her high
school's resident "bad boy" as part of a convoluted scheme
by another guy to get to the girl's beautiful and popular sister.
Based on Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew". 8/2,14,22
10TH & WOLF [R]·Crime·2006·(1:48)
After returning home to Philadelphia from the military, a
former street tough tangles with the local mob boss who
drove him out of the neighborhood. WIth Piper Perabo, Brad
Renfro, Dennis Hopper, Tommy Lee, Val Kilmer. 8/4,9,13,21,29
THE 13TH WARRIOR [R]·Adventure·1999·(1:43)
In 922 A.D., an Arab ambassador joins a group of Norsemen
to defend a village from a terrifying and mysterious enemy.
8/1,6,11,19,28.
18 FINGERS OF DEATH! [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:27)
In this mockumentary, Buford Lee is perhaps the greatest
B-movie martial artist that no one has ever heard of. But
Roland Mack, an inner city youth is determined to make a
documentary about this fading star. 9/2.
2001 MANIACS [R]·Horror·2005·(1:28)
A group of horny college kids on spring break wind up in the
strange little town of Pleasant Valley, whose bizarre residents
make them the guests of honor at their ultra-gruesome
weekend festival! Not for the squeamish! 8/4,13,19,23.
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