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Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean blonde jokes that I've come across. If you are a blonde, please try not to be too offended; and remember, it's just words... unless they're true. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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Blonde Passenger
51 Days
Blonde Kidnapper
Blonde Pilot
Family Death
Two Horses
The Porch
Three Wishes
Planting a Garden
Blonde Driver
Sheep Farmer
Painting Contractor
Shoe Store
House Fire
Trapped on an Island
Thermos
Crossing a River
Check My Blinker
Tracks
11:00 News
The Execution
Where We Are
The Canoe
Three Women in the Army
The TV
19, 19, 19, 19
Parachute Jump
The Divorce
Telephone Company
The Game
Road Stripers
Two-By-Fours
Pull Over
Seafood Restaurant
Short Blond Jokes
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Short Blonde Jokes

Q. What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. What did the blonde get on her IQ test?
A. Drool.

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.

Q. What do you call a blonde at the bottom of a pool?
A. An air bubble.

A blonde an a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says, "Look at the poor dead bird." The blonde looks up and says, "Where?"

Q. How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A. Wave to her.

Q. What was she doing there in the first place?
A. Raking leaves.

BLONDE INVENTIONS:
1. The solar powered flashlight
2. Dehydrated water
3. Fire-proof matches

Q. How do you know that a fax came from a blonde?
A. There's a stamp on it.

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q. What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but never see them.

Q. Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
A. She was trying to make up her mind.

Q. How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Who Knows? It's never been done.

Q. What did the blonde do when she broke her tuperware?
A. Called the plastic surgeon.

Q. Why did the blonde smile every time there was a flash of lightning?
A. She thought someone was taking her picture.

Q. What's the advantage of marrying a blonde?
A. You get to park in the handicapped zone.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been going the wrong way on a one-way street. He asked her, "Do you know where you're going?" The blonde replied, "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the people are leaving."

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish?
A. She drowns it.

Q. How does a blonde kill a bird?
A. She throws it off a cliff.

Q. How does a blonde lose five pounds?
A. She takes off her makeup.

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A. To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q. Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A. She missed earth.

Q. Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in her freezer?
A. So she could keep her refrigerator cold

Q. Why do blondes like to drive BMW's
A. Because they can spell it

Q. How do you make a blonde's eye twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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