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Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean blonde jokes that I've come across. If you are a blonde, please try not to be too offended; and remember, it's just words... unless they're true. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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Blonde Passenger
51 Days
Blonde Kidnapper
Blonde Pilot
Family Death
Two Horses
The Porch
Three Wishes
Planting a Garden
Blonde Driver
Sheep Farmer
Painting Contractor
Shoe Store
House Fire
Trapped on an Island
Thermos
Crossing a River
Check My Blinker
Tracks
11:00 News
The Execution
Where We Are
The Canoe
Three Women in the Army
The TV
19, 19, 19, 19
Parachute Jump
The Divorce
Telephone Company
The Game
Road Stripers
Two-By-Fours
Pull Over
Seafood Restaurant
Short Blond Jokes
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Tracks

     Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks. They started arguing over what kind of tracks they were:

     Blonde one: "They're deer tracks!"
     Blonde two: "They're dog tracks!"
     Blonde three: "They're bear tracks!"

     They were still arguing when the train hit them.

Where We Are

     Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchioches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

     As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

     The manager leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr- gerrrrrr- Kiiiiing."

The Canoe

     A blonde was driving down an old country road and saw another blonde rowing a canoe in the middle of a cornfield. She jumped out of the car and yelled, "You know, it's dumb blondes like you that cause all of these dumb blonde jokes. If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!!"

Three Women in the Army

     There are three women who are in the army: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Their general asks them if they went in the desert and could only take one thing, what would it be?

     "Well," the brunette says, "I would take an umbrella so I wouldn't get hot." The general says, "Okay, that's a good idea."

     The redhead says, "I would take a watermelon, because I could eat it and drink the juice too." The general says, "Okay, that's a good idea."

     Then he asks the blonde what she would take, and she says, "I would take a car door." The general says, "Why the heck would you take a car door?"

     The blonde says, "So if I get hot, I can roll down the window."

The TV

     Okay, there's this blonde who wants to buy a TV, so she goes down to the electronics store and tells the salesman, "Sir, I want to buy this TV." And the salesman says, "We don't sell to blondes."

     So she goes home and dyes her hair brown. The next day she goes back and says to the salesman: "Sir, I want to buy this TV." The salesman says, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

     So she goes back home and shaves off her hair and puts on a baseball cap. Later that day, she goes back to the electronics store. Once more she says to the salesman, "Sir, I am going to buy this TV!" This time the salesman says, "Look lady, I've told you, we can't sell to blondes!" The blonde says, "Gosh, I dyed my hair then shaved it! How do you know I'm a blonde?"

     The salesman: "This is a microwave."

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