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Grandpa: *Death is everywhere these days, you gotta be careful. AHH!! Death!* (points at Maggie)
Lisa: *Grandpa, that's Maggie.*
Grandpa: *Oh. AHH! Death!* (points at Snowball II)
Lisa: *Grandpa, that's the cat.*
Grandpa: *Oh. AHH! Death!* (points at Maggie again)

*I'm cold, and there are wolves after me...*

*Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.*

*Look what happened without my pills!*

*Wait a minute! What was that last thing you said? Grandpa's little helper? What's that?... Which one of you is the mailman?*

*Homer, you're dumb as amule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, TAKE IT!*

*My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, pig, an idiot, a communist but he is not a porn star!*

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