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bart skateboarding

*And I think it's ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.*

*Can't sleep, clown'll eat me. Can't sleep, clown'll eat me...*

*Smashy, smashy!*

*I'm a troll man, do do do do do do, I'm a troll man!*

*It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job.*

*Cool, a ruckus!*

*I'm glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson -- only with more cursing! We're gonna live like kings. Damn hell ass kings!*

*Good-bye, Japan! I'll miss your Kentucky Fried Chicken and your sparkling, whale-free seas.*

animated bart & homer *The best part was when the buildings fell down.*

*Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of this day, the birth of Santa?*

*Joe's Creamatorium. You kill em, we grill em.*

*Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.*

*Ohhh. It seems like everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives!*

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