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*Me fail English? That's unpossible.*

*I bent my wookie.*

*I pick... Ken Griffey Jr!*

*When I grow up, I'm going to live with underground grandma!*

*It tastes like... burning!*

*Hi, SuperNintendo Chalmers!*

Ralph: *Ms. Hoover! There's a dog in the vent.*
Ms. Hoover: *Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?*
Ralph: *He was going to the bathroom.*

*What's a diorama?*

*I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!*

*I'm a boy!*

*The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.*

*Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.*

*I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.*

*Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.*

*I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.*

*Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.*

*And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.*

*I found a moonrock in my nose!*

*That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!*

Lunchlady Doris: *At last the world is saved, eh Fallout Boy?*
Ralph: *Whats for lunch tomorrow?*
Movie Producer: *NEXT!*
Ralph: *Chicken Necks?*

*Slow down Bart, my legs don't know how to be as long as yours.*

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