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Bart: *So down there in, say, Argentina or Rand McNally, all their water runs backwards?*
Lisa *Uh-huh. I fact, in Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.*

*If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.*

*I am the Lizard Queen!*

*Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.*

*Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!*

*Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!*

*Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and watch 'The McLaughlin Group?'*

*Oooh, a political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!*

*Bart, having never recieved any words of encouragement myself, I'm not sure how they're supposed to sound. But here goes: I believe in you.*

*But, Mom! If you take our cartoons away, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.*

*A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.*

*I think you need Skinner, Bart. Everybody needs a nemesis. Sherlock Homes had his Dr. Moriarty, Mountain Dew has its Mello Yellow, even Maggie has that baby with the one eyebrow.*

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