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Invasion of the Vorticons

Keen1

Behold the holy Pogo stick!

The secret area above the pogo stick.

KEEN: Ha! That's teach HIM to charge me.

GARG: NO! NO! I'm sorry! I wouldn't... GARRGGG!!!

Behold the holy monolith of wisdom!

Now that's positive ID! (gro-oan)

Rows of 'em! It's enough to make you sick!

Well, lookey here... the pogo stick at the rainbow's end...

Prepare to die, scum-sucking Vorticon!

VORTICON: O-OOF! God, this thing is heavy.

Behold the holy... GARG?

Keen2

Gads, it's dark in here. (groping) Thump, thump. Huh?

Captain's log, Stardate 1029300: We spotted dog-shaped
ship to the starboard by Vorticon VI and... everyone has
been alerted to... stay in their rooms.

Now that's one heck of a party goin' down on Earth...
I wonder if my bro needs his football helmet...

Watch it! Dangerous stuff has been known to come out
of that nose!

Oooh... I can't look... Is it more dolls?

Hmm... there's too many of them... I'll just walk away
while quietly flaunting my gun... never fails...

Oops... wrong direction... HEY! Why are you sneaking
up on me??

STATUE: Hey! Move it, I can't see!

Keen3

Well, this should be good for posterity. Bunny Ears?!
He did bunny ears on me? Why I oughta...

Ooohh... that does NOT look safe...

Nice feet, your highness. Hey, You! sneakin' up on me,
eh? (slap, pow, bam)

And say hello to my mom and dad, and my brother George...
Hi George... you don't have any football games in the
near future do ya?

Waait right here, Messie. I'll go in, get killed a couple
times, stuff on junkfood, and then be right out.

Uh... TAXI! TAXI?

These guys are definitely violence oriented.

Hey... I wish we had lockers like this at school..
HEY! What's that guy doing on my head?

Is it my imagination, or am I outnumbered?

Keen4

None of the graphics in the Keen 4 section are working at the moment.

Why am I getting this feeling of impending doom?

This guy's got one hell of a cough!

Lemme see... the sign says "Watch out!"
Now why would it say that?

What?

DAD!

...And Billy wins by a nose!

This place is spooky... you get the feeling
you're about to be ambushed...

Billy! What did I say about doing that?

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