CrazyBob:
finding no toilet paper , Brad was forced
to wipe himself on the doorknob
JRavenCET:
"Hunting for gophers just is'nt the same in-doors..."
IMissMST3K:
Normie, in a gluttonous stupor, sucks down anything handed to him. Vera, aware of this, administers a titch of arsenic in his shot!
Raven_Poe:
Cop or treat! *Damn it's Cop-o-ween and I'm out of doughnuts!*
OBMIF:
Woody Allen gives his wife a bath.
Raven_Poe:
Love is like a butterfly, if you release it and it comes back to you he is yours forever, if not wait until he cocoons and stab the hell out of him
Lanzman:
"Is baby hungery? Is bay hungry? Well, baby should have thought of that before she peed on Mommy's new afghan, shouldn't she? Yes she should have!"
medusaD:
"Aaww, mommy's little Damien. Hey! Don't you point that tail at me, young man!"
Raven_Poe:
After you Claude Reins
Raven_Poe:
Yet another commercial encouraging lonely house wives to mount household appliances
anti_hero:
"Duncan. Duncan...your ass is on fire, Duncan"
YingYang:
"Want to meet the Lil' Fuhrer?"
Agrijag:
Do you like HOT, sweaty man-on-man action? Do you like Science Fiction? Call 976-
Johnny_Chrichton:
the Monty Python bunny meets Sonic the Hedgehog
anti_hero:
And now the golpher's reaction to the Star Trek ep. "HOLY SHIT!! What the fuck was that!?!?"
Raven_Poe:
Lesson #234 Don't tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you.
anti_hero:
And now, back to Indiana Jones and the Porta-Potty of Doom
YingYang:
.oO"I hate when I get stuck!! At least it ain't up someone's ass this time...."Oo. (Thx, lowellt!)