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Raven_Poe:
Welcome to redneck heaven yall. Here's your moonshine and sheep, enjoy

E_B_A:
Looks like the Koresh Memorial Church is off to a good start...

Mystic_Cobra:
and YES..a bear does shit in the woods!!!

Goldfinger:
I see... a snapping turtle. What do you see?

Purrisa:
"Martha, get me the shotgun--that damned elephant is raiding the garden again."

Beedo:
Next on Sci-Fi: "The Redneck Always Rings Twice."

Raven_Poe:
1, 2, Barney's coming for you, 3, 4, Mr. Rogers is at your door 5,6, Teletubbies with sticks, 7,8, your Michael Jackson’s date.

piccolan:
"man, chopsticks is hard to play when you have epilepsy..."

TheWookiee:
"Rednecks... of the Damned!

cambria36:
Obewon taught me to pee like this.

locoso:
it rubs the lotion on its skin...it does this when ever its told..put the lotion in the basket

SlightlyPeevedMax:
"ZOUL!"

philip513:
The tragedy when Barbara Streisand misses her daily estrogen shot.

sheik:
And tonight at 7:30 here on Lifetime, Wolfman Liza Minelli

Raven_Poe:
kull the conqueror, meets furby the rabid.

sheik:
5th Grader: The Other White Meat

MedusaD:
And out of the depthe of hell rose........Tinkerbell?!?

Generik:
Don't make Jimmy Smits angry. You wouldn't *like* Jimmy Smits when he's angry. You also wouldn't like him when he's acting.

Generik:
It wasn't just that Kevin was dancing on the bar with his pants down, it was the way he kept shooting ping pong balls out his ass that made everyone stare.

rickubis:
You sorry bastard, Sam I Am; you've addicted me to green eggs and ham.

Raven_Poe:
See told you, Rover took a shit that looks exactly like the Mona Lisa. C'mon Bob take the picture already this is a Kodak moment!