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Daleman:
Japans annual 'Running of the Dweebs'

KINGDINOSAUR:
Little Known Facts #56: Lizzie Bordon claimed she received messages from the family-named milk carton.

Raven_Poe:
we have a problem with the dog, grandma. Seems he likes throwing bowling pins at people's heads.

E_B_A:
"Welcome to the Paranoid Street Freak corporate headquarters... give me a dollar or I'll scream and touch myself in uncomfortable places..."

treefrog:
That is an insult to psychos everywhere.

UnReality:
"C'mon, if they didn't WANT you to go on a shooting spree they never would have fired you from the post office!"

Raven_Poe:
My son you have not yet rearned patience. I sharr give you your first resson. Boot To The Head *blip*

Occupant:
Just 80 cents a day . . . the price of a cup of coffee . . . can insure that little Paulo grows up to be a thief.

treefrog:
Fred was alway obvious when having to fart in public.

Xexus:
Little Known MST3K Fact 57: They had to repeat this scene 15 times on account of Crow's unquenchable attraction to the vending machines offstage.

Raven_Poe
You, Jew, get in my oven!!!

Agrijag:
I'll right, just step over here, sir. I'll just beat you with my billy club. Yes, I'm afraid it is standard procedure. This is Texas, you know.