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Raven_Poe:
Low and Behold GOD sends his request of what he expects from man kind, and what he wants is for man to build him a trampoline

Soozcat:
Suddenly, "Shoeless Joe" raised his axe high and laughed maniacally. And "Field of Screams" met "Children of the Corn."

AeonFlux:
"You mowed the entire field? God, just think of all that Jiffy-Pop just...gone."

danku:
"Insert toilet tissue thusly. Wipe from right to left. Repeat if necessary."

screaming_fist:
"Lord Vader, do you want your hotdog with relish?" "Use the Force and surprise me, cotton boy."

danku:
"I know I said I wanted to go on an adventure, but I don't think stealing the Wienermobile was a good idea."

jirarudan:
Heaven is a fat chick and pinesol? Glad I'm not dead.

Aquila9896:
"Hi, I'm your friendly door to door maxi pad salesperson."

screaming_fist:
Word of warning: Be wary when he talks of taking you "into the fold."

Nocturnal_Walker:
"...Yeah, the lamp's here. Wanna talk to him?"

Raven_Poe:
Sorry I don't trust a toe tag that says best buy.

E_B_A:
"Say... aren't you Cher, the singer turned actress turned talentless nobody?" "Well, yes..." "What say we go skiing?" "What?" "I'll bring the trees." "Stop it."

THE_Durandal:
A young Forrest Gump dances for Elvis.

FredPAC:
The Programming Dept of the Sci Fi Channel

ArchHallJr:
The view in Michael Jackson's world