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Raven_Poe:
Tom: So these are the cappers we set loose to do our evil bidding. Mike: They worship us like trekkies do William Shatner

DarkOracle:
"Picka-boo! I see you!"

YetiMan:
"Scuse me may I go to the bathroom first?" "Of course you may Rupreck." (Long pause) "Thank You."

brak42:
zip it! zzzzzzzzziiiippppp it! whpt! zip it good!

Torgone:
Meanwhile, aboard the Exxon Valdez . . .

Max_Grey:
8 May, 1838--- I'm out of paper, so I'm having the log tattooed on the cabin boy.

DarkOracle:
..But it made sence when they realised the doctor had the remote to Nina's vibrating panties.

Raven_Poe:
I fart in your general direction. Your kind makes me sick, you foo-ton-wopper, You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

YetiMan:
"~Don't cry for me... "(bang!)

Max_Grey:
"Well, Spock, do you want to say a few words?" "It's interesting how these people died. It seems to have been-" "NO, Spock, I mean some words of remembrance!"

DiscoBoy:
They'll really miss Mr. Howell...

brak42:
..if ya know what i mean

YetiMan:
The dirt from behind John Travoltas ears

Raven_Poe:
Nosferatu's got water balloons filled with piss, Look Out Below!

DarkOracle:
"In the Navy, you can meet your fellow man! In the Navy!..."

YetiMan:
And Kathie Lee, but that seems unlikely to be a problem

Raven_Poe:
...Love is when you find that special person, put the sheep down, the person that makes your heart...put the sheep down, I said.

Hireling:
I used to get Red Hot palms. Then I discovered lubriderm lotion.