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David (that would be me) is an angst ridden manboy trying to deal with life in the dismal hell known as North Carolina. In here you will read his stories of his every day life which may include his dreams of world domination. Enjoy!

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Crying a river

Tis the day the world ended and I just quietly watched this beautiful oblivion. One can only hope for the apocalypse when the world finally quiets down and everyone leaves me alone. I guess that won't really happen...at least in my lifetime unless a giant meteor slams into the earth anytime soon (sorry, I saw armagedon and final impact recently). Anyways, it is about official...I have 2 more shifts at my old store before I can move on and leave all the little people behind. Actually, some of the little people are taller than me. I guess I will miss them all except the ones as mentioned before in previous posts. sob sob right?


What's there to do but drink and be merry?

Once again, It was a sucky day. The good news today was cvs was closed. Why is that good? It all meant that I did not have to show up today. That does not bother me one bit. I do have to go to work tomorrow though. It is all good. I really did need a chance to get out of the house. I can only be in perpetual drunkeness for so long. I don't think I have drank this much over a few days time since I turned 21. I was in a constant state of good feeling.


Manwhore for hire

Christin is the most wonderful person in the whole wide world...at least that is what she paid me to say about her. This taking of money from other people can be very hard on a person like me. I mean...I don't like being viewed as a gigalo, a man whore, man slut, boy toy...ok...stopping right now. I mean taking money isn't bad...It isn't like it involved my man-gina or anything...because that would be sick. Anyways, today was a washout...or a snowout? It looks like crap outside. I could not do much today except invite friends who would brave the weather to my place to liquor up and play in the snow. Sounds like fun right? Anyways...I hate this weather very much.


Personality for sale

I am so sorry about my last log. It seems that I was in one of my bitchy moods. Sadly, I think I meant all of it. I am an asshole by nature...and I tend to talk like an asshole. Barring the names...I felt like I got screwed by these two people. Fuck that....their names are Barry and Allie. Master and Bitch... I have the feeling that the screwing will continue after I'm gone. I just hope that other people will realize this. That, or the fuckers get fired...or go to a corner and die... Actually...I do not wish death upon people...embarassment and self loathing will do for now. Besides the bitch..everything is fine. I watched Along came polly w/ my bro last night. Don't be fooled by the trailer. They hyped it to be so funny...but it was not. Kinda disappointed. Today though, I did have some fun. It snowed today, so i got to be like a little boy and make snow angels and play on the snow and such. I got to lick random frozen poles and get my tongue stuck on them. Yea, I know, I'm a serial pole licker. I know that came out kinda wrong...but who cares...it snowed. Anyways...I came across this new site today. quite funny too. Check it out... To liquid generation


Angry yellow man

Something liberating kinda just happened today. It was almost like I quit my job for something better...but not really. To all those kinda confused now...I had a transfer...which is good because the whole situation at my old store kinda sucked. I did not like the manager there at all....and that dog of his too. When I say dog...it refers to a person that will remain nameless....but for story sake, we will call her..."fucking little bitch"...or an FLB for short. Anyways...the manager and FLB would do nothing but just "fuck" around in the office for like 4 hours...something wrong was going there. Anyways, I will be out of that environment soon. Hopefully, everyone worthwhile will leave or transfer out...because I can't see how anyone can happily work there...unless they are sitting on the bosses lap of course. Screw those two to hell...or screw them in the bum with an umbrella...and open it.


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I guess I'm kinda burnt out. I think I finnaly hit that point...the point in which I grow so old that I am no longer funny. The point where people can't even manage to fain a fake laugh. It is all downhill for me now. I guess the only thing I can look forward to now is death. And knowing me....it is gonna be long and drawn out. The optimist in tells me the glass is half full. The rest of me asks me...why am I talking about glasses. Anyways...It's New Years today for us yellow folk. Yea...whoppie...Yippie Skippie. A new year to spread my brand of evil. I call it...ummm...evil. Anyways...like I said before, if I can't be happy the conventional way, then I will spread evil till it makes my black litle heart light up...umm...yea.


When will this dog die

Is there really anything to say...As I grow older, I get more hateful. I really do. I mean it's not that I really hate my job, it is just some of the people there really...suck. Actually, I take that back...I don't hate everything. I still like puppies, but not kittens...they are EVIL. I guess it may just be the work thing then that is angering me. So what have I been up to all this time. A lot I guess. Do I remeber it all, probably not. I went to a party a few night ago...I got a new tattoo...I dunno. Things kinda come at the spur of the moment...but I don't feel very spontaneous quite yet. Oh Well

Included is a fucked up pic found by friend Hilly...don't try eating and looking at this at the same time...what was she thinking?


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