January 22, 2007: Don't get too excited; I just put up a few new quotes and liners for the first time in almost 3 years.
Quote pages are now indexed here to avoid complications. These pages are constantly updated, except for the Thornbergisms page, since I don't have Mr. "Call me Rik" Thornberg anymore. Also, I tend not to stand around in bookstores, waiting to overhear things.
Quotes 1994-2000 - The page that started it all.
College Quotes - A continuation of Quotes 1994-2000. My freshman year in college.
College Quotes II - Yet another continuation, I ended up with too many quotes for my freshman year.
College Quotes III - Everyone is just too weird. These are for the second semester of my sophomore year.
College Quotes IV - I think this is from my third year of college. Maybe?
College Quotes V - From last summer to the present.
Liners - Quotes of funny or strange conversations.
Liners II - A continuation of the first Liners page.
Liners III - A continuation of the second Liners page.
Liners IV - Guess what page is continued here!
Liners V - More Liners, hooray!
Santos Says... - Santos says a lot. So Santos gets his own page.
Thornbergisms - I've removed these quotes. Thank you to everyone who's helped compile them over the years. I'm glad you enjoyed them.
Overheard at the Bookstore - Quotes--this time heard at bookstores.
You Talkin' 'Bout Me? - A recompilation. Basically, you learn more about me from what others say about me and what I say about myself.