I Don't Wanna !!

I don't wanna do the dishes
I don't wanna do the wash
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!!
 
I don't wanna rattle pots
 I don't wanna rattle pans
 I see the mail light flashin'
 I wanna chat with friends!!

Oh the tables need some dustin'
 and the floor could sure be mopped
 But I know if I get started
 there'll be no place to stop.
 
The closets are so full
 things are falling off the shelves
 I wish for cleaning fairies
and magic little elves.  
  

They could sprinkle fairy dust
 and twitch their little nose
 The windows would be sparkling
 I would have no dirty clothes
 

Oh I know that I'm just dreamin'
 My head is in the sky
 I must cook that meat that's greying
and bake that apple pie

 The Hubby needs a bath
Doggy needs attention
 Oh.. the other way around I mean
 my brain is in suspension
 

I am runnin' round in circles
 I am gettin' nothin' done,
 I keep thinking of my web
I am missing all the fun!!!
 

Well I know I'm not addicted
 though I hear that all the time
 But I guess this stuff can wait on me

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 Cause Today I'll Be On Line!!!
  
  ~~Author Unknown~~

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT
~My rendition

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT
I AIN’T WORKIN’ HERE NO MORE
MY CHILDREN ALL LEFT AND I DONT' SEE
NO REASON FOR WORKIN' SO HARD

SO DON'T TRY TO STAND IN MY WAY
WHEN I WALK RIGHT OUT THE DOOR
TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT
I AIN’T WORKIN’ HERE NO MORE

I BEEN WORKING IN THIS HOUSE
NIGH ON TO 50 YEARS
AND THE BOREDOM HAS ME NEARLY
STANDING IN A POOL OF TEARS.

I’VE SEEN A LOT OF GOOD FOLKS DYING
I KNOW IF THEY COULD COME BACK THEY'D SAY
LORD, I’D GIVE THE SHIRT RIGHT OFFIN’ MY BACK
IF I'D HAD THE NERVE TO SAY.....

Repeat Chorus...if you dare !