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Tony Lavallo aka T. Lav
Look out for this guy. A longtime goon in Pee Wee hockey, Tony was informed that he was no longer needed after
he lost consecutive games of three post to Gunner Stahl, Gordon Bombay, Charlie, and finally a drunken Goldberg the goalie.
Tony looks to resurrect his wreck of a life in the upcoming TURKEY BOWL II. Pound for pound the smallest player
on the field Tony looks to excel on the basis of his wit, rink vision, and the fact that he never ages.
Scouting Report:
He's crafty, about as crafty as a popsicle house in a crafts store. Look out for trick plays and possibly a triple dique if he gets you out into
the open field. One of the games better talkers, Tony often confuses his opponents with blanket statements about estrogen or badly mangling athletes names and teams.
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