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name: Ryouga ("P-chan" when his a pig)
anime: Ranma 1/2
description: Hmmm... Ryouga is probably one of the most "baka" in the world of anime when it comes to sense of direction! He's always...lost.
why Ryouga: Hehe... one day Ryouga just got lost and somewhat appeared out of nowhere in the zoo. He doesn't know the way back to the world of Ranma 1/2 (we too), so he'll be our guest temporarily until he remembers the directions! ^^;
Okay, Sano did a little interviewing of Nuriko-san as a standard thing to do, and that's also one of his jobs in the zoo (quite shocking he does his responsibilities, eh? ^_^x) :
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Megumi: (the introducer of the show) *Yawn*...Minna-san! Let's give a round of applause to the ever-trashed-mouth, ever-stinking, ever-chicken-head Sanosuke!!!!.....*yawn*
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Sano: (jumps out of nowhere to the stage) Tadah! Welcome ladies and gentle-animas!!! Ah...I see your so happy to see my handsome face again *shiny teeth* Anywayz let's welcome our new guest: MR. RYOUGA!!!!
(all spotlights turn to Ryouga)
Ryouga: Huh? What's this...WHERE AM I?
Sano: You're on the "Chicken's Interview" in the RK Zoo!
Ryouga: Oh... WHERE AM I AGAIN?
Sano: Gr...You're on the "Chicken's Interview" on the RK Zoo! Anyway Ryouga-san, I understand you became a guest of the zoo by accident, right?
Ryouga: Ah yes, one day I got lost somewhere, when Kaoru Kanzaki saw me. Since I don't know the way back to my place, she decided that I could stay here in the zoo as a guest, while she searches in the anime world the directions back to my home...WHERE AM I AGAIN?
Sano: Grr...You're on the "Chicken's Interview" on the RK Zoo! Anyway...so, what you're saying is that it depends on our zoo-keeper until when you're gonna be a guest here, 'cause she's the one looking for your place, ne? *tsk* *tsk* Pal, I think you'll stay here FOR A WHILE, considering her laziness
(background: zoo-keeper: What's he getting at?!! Kenshin: I think he wants to tell you to update more frequently ^_^x zoo-keeper: Oh, hehe)
Ryouga: uhm...WHERE AM I AGAIN?
Sano: Grrr...You're on the "Chicken's Interview" on the RK Zoo! Anyway, I heard you can transform to an animal, too?
Ryouga: Yup! I'm kinda cursed in transforming to a pig called "P-chan" when I get wet!
(background: Megumi: (talks to herself) Oh I see *lightbulb*, these 2 have a lot in common. Sano's cursed to smelling like a pig)
Ryouga: WHERE AM I AGAIN?
Sano: The zoo
Ryouga: Oh.........where again?
Sano: The zoo
Ryouga: Oh.........where again?
Sano: The zoo THE ZOO THE ZOO THE ZOO THE ZOO THE ZOO THE ZOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryouga: Oh............................where?
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name: Nuriko!
anime: Fushigi Yuugi
description: Nuriko's the strongest and maybe the funniest guy (guy?) in FY! She's the only one I really like in that anime . . .
why Nuriko: Hmmmm . . . funny? And oh! Gemmielene-san suggested it! (Hi over there! ^_^x)
Okay, Sano did a little interviewing of Nuriko-san as a standard thing to do, and that's also one of his jobs in the zoo (quite shocking he does his responsibilities, eh? ^_^x) :
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tan tan tan tan (*tune commonly heard when a TV show is about to start *) tan tan . . .
Kenshin (he's the introducer of the show) : Welcome! Welcome to the "Chicken's Interview" - a show hosted by the popular Sano Sagara, where you'll know your favorite anime characters!
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Sano: Thanks Kenshin! Konnichiwa, Ladies and Gentle-animals! We are here to welcome our new guest of the month for February, NURIKO!!! *clapping hands*. Hiei's leaving now, but he'll come back from time to time to visit the zoo. (to Hiei, who's signing the guestbook near the exit of the zoo) Hiei, we'll miss you! *sniff* *sniff*
Hiei: *smirk* Yeah I'll come back here Sano, . . . only to kill you. (turns to the camera) Ta-ta! I'll visit again the zoo sometime
(Hiei continues signing the guestbook)
Sano: *sniff* *sniff* I'll really miss him . . .
Sano: (bursts) But anyway! Nuriko-san!!! How do you feel that you're now a part of a zoo?
Nuriko: It's great! The animals are friendly ^_^ (whisper: Saitoh's cute too . . . I think he's my type. *laughs*). What's more, I've got the whole spotlight on me! *laughs like the Megumi-laugh*
Sano: I noticed you've got great powers!
Nuriko: Yeah . . . and that's one of my problems - it doesn't go with my femininity.
Sano: Femininity? So that makes you . . . what . . . oh! I know, a homo-
Nuriko: WHAAAAT?
Sano: Oh sorry! It's just that you've got big muscles-
Nuriko: DON'T I LOOK LIKE A GIRL?!!!
Sano: Gomen ne, homo- *gulp*
Nuriko: You said it again!!!!!!
Nuriko chases Sano towards the exit of the zoo (Hiei's double-checking his packed things over there), when Sano knocks over Kenshin ("Oroooooooo. . ."), which accidentally pulls Kaoru's pony tail ("OUCH!!!"), whose scream surprises Yahiko who was practicing (*yanks off his bamboo sword to the air*), whose sword lands on Hiei's head. Hiei gets really angry (animals and zoo-keeper: "OH NO!"), and unleashes his black dragon technique which destroys half of the zoo
zoo-keeper (the cameraman): SANOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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name: Hiei
anime: Yu Yu Hakusho
description: Well, Hiei's kinda uhm . . . what . . . grumpy? No, much worse than that. He seldom smiles, and often quiet (kinda like the Battousai attitude). When he speaks the tone's serious, but funny (kinda like the Saitoh-style of calling Misao a weasel or Sano aho ^_^x).
why Hiei: I chose Hiei because it would seem unlikely for his character to come over here to the zoo. Imagine, Hiei fooling with the animals (huh? is that possible?) and joining the zoo's celebration of Christmas! I wanted a character who was different - someone unexpected to fool around or be in chibi-form, so Hiei was the first one who popped into my mind!
I told Sano to interview Hiei to find something more about this guy, but it turned out, well, uhm, see for yourself:
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tan tan tan tan (*tune commonly heard when a TV show is about to start *) tan tan . . .
Kenshin (he's the introducer of the show) : Welcome! Welcome to the "Chicken's Interview" - a show hosted by the popular Sano Sagara, where you'll know your favorite anime characters!
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Sano: Thanx Kenshin. So our guest for tonight is - wow! - it's Hiei of Yu yu - Yu yu Ha . . . Yu yu WHAT? Hakurere? Hushoko? Hukukuko?
Hiei: Hakusho, Sano
Sano: Oh! Yeah - I knew that . . . I was only testing your intelligence (*smirk from Hiei*). Anyway, while you were in our zoo, I couldn't help noticing your height. Can you tell us why you're so small?
Hiei: *sharp look*
Sano: Oh oh! - well, if you don't wanna answer that, here's another question. I noticed you had white portions in your hair. Are you so old that white hair's sprouting from your head, or is that dandruff arranged in a stylish pattern?
Hiei: *starts to project his chi*
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- CUT !!! - Well, I'm cutting the interview from here because uhm . . . well I'll just tell you the ending as nicely as I can. Well, Sano's became a fried chicken, but he'll survive. (^^;)
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