When Security Guards Attack
05/018/05 |
The Constipation of Inertia |
Focus on the Future Good Life, Not the Horrors of the Current Situation |
05/05/05 |
The Stall |
Writing Your Resumé |
04/12/05 |
The Depression |
Blaming my Mother |
04/06/05 |
The Search |
Cement Mixers, Starbucks® & Rattlesnakes |
03/31/05 |
48 Days |
How Do You Know it's Time ... |
03/22/05 |
Stuck in the Rut |
The Rat Race without a Finish Line |
03/04/05 |
The Diet Meats |
Atkins, Salt, Net Carbs & BPH |
02/21/05 |
These Three Things |
Headaches, Reflux & Farts |
02/13/05 |
Circumcized & Pissed |
God, Bulldog Sex & Abortion |
02/08/05 |
First Day |
A Sad Superbowl Sunday XXXIX |
12/28/2004 |
Scared and Stuck |
My Depressing Job |
12/21/2004 |
"Bah Humbug?" |
My Depressing Life |
12/15/2004 |
"Happy Holidays!" |
Newspeak Negates Noun |
10/22/2004 |
No God, My Gawd |
God pooh poohs Evolution |
10/12/2004 |
Face It Europe Hates U.S. |
New York Times, Conservative Paper? |
09/10/2004 |
Jeopardy! and Cortislim |
Income Tax & Fat Fraud |
08/08/2004 |
In Reality, a Beautiful Country |
But, Liberals Hate America |
07/08/2004 |
Fires Fry Arizona |
E.P.A. bans Firefighting |
06/22/2004 |
Bassmasters, Jackson and Marion Jones |
Fish, Phil and Females |
06/22/2004 |
When Doctors Attack |
Defending Atkins' |
05/26/2004 |
How the Media Fools the Public |
Illegal's Spending Scam |
05/24/2004 |
Runaway Jury |
The Right to Bear Arms |
05/10/2004 |
Russert Fires Rumsfeld |
abu Gahrib "Torture" |
04/16/2004 |
The Apprentice |
Unreal Reality TV |
03/12/2004 |
Mad Mad House |
Hope for the 2004 Kerry Kampaign |
02/29/2004 |
The Passion of the Christ |
MW's Tearful Review |
02/24/2004 |
The Passion and the Temptation |
My Ticket? $480. Cheap. |
02/17/2004 |
Theophany, Passion & Red Vines |
MW Meets Jehovah |
02/03/2004 |
Super Bowl Slut |
Jackson's Pierced Nipple Flash |
01/27/2004 |
Atkins' After an Annum |
Fifty-Two Pounds Incinerated |
01/24/2004 |
MW Goes Wild at Book Sale |
$60.54 Buys Back-Braking Box of Books |
01/15/2004 |
AOL Time-Warner Year Three |
$45,500,000,000 Evaporates |
01/01/2004 |
2004: Lose Weight, Get out of Debt |
A "How-To" on New Year's |
12/24/2003 |
NyQuil, DayQuil, What's the Difference? |
Sleeping or Staring through the PM |
12/14/2003 |
Frickin' Frackin' Flu |
Flu Season 2003 |
12/4/2003 |
Book 'em, Danno |
Books Enrich & Fuel MW's Existence |
11/19/2003 |
Liberalism Invades the Lunchroom |
Mix it up at Lunch 2003 |
11/16/2003 |
Identity Theft KO's Mr.Wonderful |
Checking Account Number Stolen & Used |
10/26/2003 |
Dr. Dean: Definition of a Liberal |
MW Differs with Dr. Dean Edell |
10/25/2003 |
Blood, Bruises & Brake Marks |
Kobe Bryant's Favored Treatment |
10/21/2003 |
Cancer, Julia, Delilah, & Mirrors |
More Fast Blasts on the News |
10/13/2003 |
Fast Blasts |
Twins, OxyContin & the Rape of Kobe |
10/2/2003 |
Rush, "The Emperor has no Clothes" |
ESPN, McNabb, Limbaugh & P.O.C. |
9/21/2003 |
Cox Cable Conundrum |
Trouble Getting my Cox Up |
8/22/2003 |
Unionized Carnies in the Checkout Lane |
Circus Freaks Scare MW |
8/5/2003 |
Make it Stop, Make it Stop |
Auto Dealers Bombard Airwaves |
7/19/2003 |
Kobe Bryant Rape Victim |
Listen to What Mr.Rhythm Says, Kobe |
7/12/2003 |
Calories are Calories |
Gluttony defeats diet |
7/2/2003 |
Blondes, Kennedy's & Carbs |
Legally Blonde II & more |
6/25/2003 |
21st Century Untouchables |
Illegal aliens are forever |
6/19/2003 |
Advertiser's Mostly Lying |
Promoting weak points |
6/12/2003 |
Depressing Fact About Atkins |
Low-Carb Diet & depression |
6/5/2003 |
Traffic Tickets It's all about |
$afe driving debate |
4/30/2003 |
Things I Do Not Miss |
Losing 50 Pounds |
4/28/2003 |
Saved by Catch-A-Call |
Telecom Catch-A-Call |
4/15/2003 |
Special Day for the W's |
Mrs.MW birthday |
4/12/2003 |
Exercise & Diet Does It |
Atkins' plus exercise |
4/3/2003 |
Dieting with Dr. Atkins |
Atkins' diet |
3/12/2003 |
Mr.Wonderful Loses |
Goals for Atkins' Diet |
2/10/2003 |
Amber Alert Heart Skips |
Amber Alert nonsense |
1/26/2003 |
Dr. Edell, Foreskins ... |
Evolution & no God |
1/20/2003 |
Anti-SUV Crowd ... |
SUV vs. space shuttle MPG |
1/6/2003 |
MW a Suspect Osco |
Breathing machine parts |
12/29/2002 |
Hispanics not Enough |
Complain not enough media |
11/28/2002 |
Thanksgiving 2002 |
Loss of freedoms |
11/27/2002 |
Medicare Rx Coverage Exposed |
Expense of Rx coverage |
10/26/2002 |
DeMedia & Islamic Killer |
DeMedia ignores Islam |
10/24/2002 |
DC Sniper & Lazy Reporters |
Copy cat killers |
10/11/2003 |
Hugh Downs Apologizes |
Liberal drivel |
10/04/2002 |
Fast Blasts from MW |
Biased reporting & more |
9/18/2002 |
Cap1 Cons Common Man |
Late fee trick |
8/27/2002 |
KFYI Radio Fixture Falls |
Bob Mohan vanishes |
8/21/2002 |
Milius Predicts 9/11 |
Red Dawn foretells WTC |
8/15/2002 |
Bank Reams MW |
Overdraft fees bleed MW |
7/17/2002 |
MW Fails Urine Test |
More bullshit |
7/16/2002 |
Doesn't it Make you Mad? |
Employer drug tests |
7/11/2002 |
Our Sad Public Schools |
Scottsdale Craparral High |
7/8/2003 |
WC Commits Fraud |
Worldcom crooks |
6/23/2002 |
AZ Burns, Fed's Shovel |
Huge forest fires |
6/8/2002 |
MW Threatens Mike Tyson |
Tyson sneaks in on MC |
6/1/2002 |
Credit Fraud Strikes MW |
Credit card number stolen |
5/20/2002 |
HQ Beast of the Revelation |
UN tracking 'criminals' |
5/11/2002 |
NL Assassination & DeMedia |
'Right-wing' Pim Fortuyn dies |
4/22/2002 |
Quick takes on Headlines |
Blake, baseball & weed |
3/31/2002 |
Has Islam been Hijacked? |
Zero freedoms w/Islam |
3/23/2002 |
Black Oscar Still a Slave? |
Jewish stranglehold |
3/9/2002 |
Black on White Crime |
Ft.Worth windshield killer |
3/4/2002 |
Poor Alanis. Poor Julia. |
Entertainment fakirs |
2/24/2002 |
Sell Your Organs |
AMA Dr.s for buying organs |
1/13/2002 |
WTC Flag Raising Sculpture |
P.C. sculpture |
11/24/2001 |
Lighting My Path |
My life as a security officer |
11/5/2001 |
Do-Gooder Dr's are Dodos |
Airplane child seats |
11/3/2001 |
Yankees Nominated for Sainthood |
DBack's vs. Yankees 2001 |
10/30/2001 |
Dot-coms Attracted Idiots |
Webvan Perishes |
10/27/2001 |
Chemical Warfare Roundup |
Smallpox, Ebola, Marburg ... |
10/21/2001 |
Pacifist Post makes Puke |
Post blames WTC on U.S. |
10/4/2001 |
Chickens Flying the Flag |
American's living in fear |
9/302001 |
Flags on the Funeral Pyre |
Flags on WTC rubble |
9/26/2001 |
Patriotic till it Costs Me |
Raising the flag |
9/18/2001 |
Different Day, Same Govt. |
Eyeing Arab American's |
9/14/2001 |
Idea of Safe is Shattered |
Armed airline passenger |
9/13/2001 |
You Just Bought a Flag? |
I was patriotic before |
9/10/2001 |
Aye Carumba Dag Nabbitt |
U.S. Learning Spanglish |
9/8/2001 |
What Would Jesus Drive |
Biblical proof |
8/31/2001 |
Feds Conspire w/ Banks |
5,769% interest |
8/30/2001 |
Honor Roll vs. Honor Roll |
Grades = public school farce |
8/24/2001 |
Regrets, I have a few |
10 Year retirement over |
8/15/2001 |
"Bwaa" Cries the California |
Subsidized power bills |
8/10/2001 |
MW Dislocates Shoulder |
Why publish email |
7/30/2001 |
W32.sircam Virus |
Virus strikes Mr.Wonderful |
7/28/2001 |
Ending of Planet of the Apes |
Drudge spills the bananas |
7/27/2001 |
MW Faces Polygraph |
Mandatory test |
7/14/2001 |
Anti-Tobacco Zealots |
Tobacco Co. feeds 1,000s |
7/1/2001 |
Extinguish that X5 |
Burning BMW's and more |
6/29/2001 |
Kidd kicked off Sun's |
Kidd beats wife, loses job |
6/28/2001 |
Illegals make Intersections |
Illegal & car accidents |
6/25/01 |
Hollywood's Elite eat Tofu |
Toe-food for Komodo |
6/24/01 |
Froggies, the Water is |
Tax rebate goes unnoticed |
6/22/01 |
U.S. Exploits Planet |
30.2 Acres per citizen |
6/19/01 |
Hypnosis Ruins Dinner |
Hypnotist at Dinner |
6/17/01 |
Father Remembered |
Retirement & Alzheimer's |
6/13/01 |
Blockbuster Video thinks |
$425mm Rebate nonsense |
6/12/01 |
Citizen Killer of 168 Dead |
IRS suicides mount |
06/06/01 |
Homeless are Helpless |
70% of homeless are felons |
06/01/01 |
Cell Phone Songs by |
Birds mimic cell ring tones |
05/31/01 |
HIV doesn't Cause AIDS |
Dr.
Duesberg says, "No!" |
05/26/01 |
ebay Bidder Assumes |
Buys empty PSII carton |
05/25/01 |
Sarah-Jessica buys Shoes |
Manolo Blahnik shoes |
05/21/01 |
BANANA causes Blackout |
600% increased costs |
05/18/01 |
A.S.U. Pleads |
Donations for party school |
05/08/01 |
New Yorkers Live in Fear |
Whacky Sullivan Law |
05/07/01 |
Space Tourist JPL Scientist |
Dennis Tito |
05/03/01 |
Libertarian's say Speed Ok |
Make all drugs legal |
04/27/01 |
Liberal's Hide Assets |
Oprah's Contract |
04/24/01 |
PT Cruiser Designer Bolts |
Nesbitt to General Motors |
04/20/01 |
MW Accepts Advertising |
Babysmasher |
04/17/01 |
Hugh Hefner Pro-Life? |
Julianne Moore & abortion |
04/09/01 |
Bush Stung by Sting |
Sting for Kyoto Accords |
04/03/01 |
Chinese Fighter Shot U.S. |
EP-3E shot down |
03/31/01 |
Bilingual Dreams |
My Bilingual Dream |
03/30/01 |
Darwin Theory not |
Evolution can't answer? |
03/27/01 |
Female Fans of Federalized |
Hacking breasts off |
03/23/01 |
MW Attacks Witness |
Green card fraud. Surprise! |
03/16/01 |
Empty Wallets do not Make |
Bad times predicted by MW |
03/14/01 |
Is Jordan Returning? |
I don't care |
03/06/01 |
INSIDE Exposes IT |
IT Transport |
03/05/01 |
Freshman Shoots 13 Kills 2 |
Santee, CA shooting spree |
03/02/01 |
Napster Users May Get |
Mandragore virus |
02/28/01 |
MW KO'd by Flu |
Flu flattens MW |
02/11/01 |
MW Forced to Accept |
Bonsai Kitten |
02/03/01 |
Phoenix Lights Explained? |
Skycat: massive airship? |
02/01/01 |
J.Kidd Colangelo's Hero |
Kidd beats P.V. wife |
01/27/01 |
Traffic, it's our Fault |
Government monopoly |
01/24/01 |
Soon MW Explains |
California power page link |
01/19/01 |
ssshhhIT? |
Kamen's mystery scooter |
01/12/01 |
Pussy's! |
Delivering the Az. Republic |
01/09/01 |
American-African's Dilemma |
Blacks held back. Why? |
12/31/00 |
NDE Proves Prophetic |
Your life on a barcode |
12/30/00 |
Computer Attacks Likely |
DoS attacks on New Year's? |
12/29/00 |
Altruism Makes MW Sick |
Gave blood, got virus |
12/24/00 |
Ill on Christmas Eve |
Carolling @ the rest home |
12/22/00 |
Junk Mail Traffic Jam |
Shrink wrapped Honda's |
12/21/00 |
Sarah & W's Honeymoon |
Sarah's poor relatives |
12/21/00 |
East Coast Egotism |
Electoral college challenge |
12/19/00 |
Pro-Sports Reverse Racism |
'Too many' minorities is OK |
12/15/00 |
Wealth can buy Time but |
Working Parents starve kids |
12/03/00 |
Linkzilla KO's Mr.Wonderful |
Alters bookmark list |
11/27/00 |
FBI's Carnivore Rapacious |
FBI reading your email |
11/20/00 |
Cost of Incarceration Cheap |
$40k 'In' vs. $300k 'Out' |
11/15/00 |
MS Cracked by Hackers |
Troj/Qaz Trojan gets MS |
10/31/00 |
Halloween Hands out Horrors |
Poisoned & Wrapped |
10/16/00 |
Bus Strike Cripples Illegals |
City of Phoenix strike |
09/13/00 |
MW Shut Down |
The End of MW |
09/08/00 |
Queer Statements of Dr. |
10% of public school gay? |
09/07/00 |
Lawsuit Fulfills Big Brother |
Newspeak comes to USA |
08/28/00 |
Celebrity Brush |
Bruce meets JFK, Jr. |
08/27/00 |
EL feeds Carnivore Finger |
Earthlink vs. FBI |
08/26/00 |
Liar |
iVocal voice stress test |
08/31/00 |
Verizon buys Verizon @ |
Verizonbites.com |
08/11/00 |
Insurance Fraud Nets 2 Years |
Brian Lamb insurance sales |
08/03/00 |
Erased that Computer File |
Deleting doesn't erase data |
07/31/00 |
Media Shields Homosexual |
Mr. Shank & 16 Children |
07/30/00 |
Japan Begins Int. Whale Hunt |
Rosie into hiding |
07/28/00 |
Dial 1 - 800 |
Your unlisted number |
07/27/00 |
Big Brother Riding on Your |
911 calls tracked to 300' |
07/25/00 |
Air France Concorde Crashes |
1970 Airliner into hotel |
07/20/00 |
MW Caught in Phoenix Police |
Police crossfire |
07/18/00 |
Survivor! Web Page Reveals |
Final Survivor! revealed? |
07/17/00 |
Water Watch Inflates Egos |
The fakery of water safety |
07/09/00 |
An Advertising Reminder |
"Phone calls" are actor's |
07/04/00 |
Oprah From a Distance |
Bodyguards negate need |
06/29/00 |
Eugene Pulliam Heirs Cash In |
Az Rep. sold to USA Today |
06/28/00 |
Quepasa.com Bites the Burn |
Burns through $35 million |
06/24/00 |
That's the Way the |
Monopoly on air travel |
06/20/00 |
Herbalife Founder Mixes ETOH |
Mark Hughes' suicide |
06/17/00 |
Coast to Coast Facts |
Unprovable 'facts' used |
06/16/00 |
Advertising's 2 Dirty Little |
Phone calls by actors |
06/08/00 |
Natural Herbs Dangerous |
MD: herbs not always safe |
06/06/00 |
MW Full TIme Dad |
The birthday boy |
05/27/00 |
MW Bitch Slaps Superman |
Reeve, wear a helmet |
05/26/00 |
If Guns were Made of |
Exaggerated death count |
05/20/00 |
Newsman Legally Dead |
Self defense w/o firearms |
05/13/00 |
Illegal's Raping Retailers |
Plexiglas walls at Mervyn's |
05/11/00 |
Oprah Causes Upchuck |
Evil Clinton Administration |
05/08/00 |
Jim J. Bullock (RIP) |
It's ok to spread AIDS |
05/08/00 |
Mexico Sues Az Vigilantes |
Mexico vs. Az Ranchers |
05/02/00 |
Leno & Reno Attack Amway |
$4mm a day sold on WWW |
4/27/00 |
Celebrity Bush Brush |
Bush Sr. @ Ritz Carlton Phx |
4/24/00 |
MW Explodes at |
Stopping at red lights |
04/19/00 |
Kid's Care Cures All |
Tobacco Co.'s $ettlement |
04/15/00 |
Consumer Report's Surveys |
Their annual survey |
04/13/00 |
9th District Court |
Defending illegal's |
04/12/00 |
E-Mail From the Killing |
Kozmo: No Harlem deliveries |
04/07/00 |
Places Where Crap is |
Brooklyn crap-art |
04/06/00 |
Health Insurance on the Net |
Has large invisible gaps |
04/03/00 |
MW Faces Excommunication |
CA B.B. nonsense |
03/28/00 |
Dollar Coin for the |
Dollar Dished at Wal*Mart |
03/27/00 |
Mr.Wonderful Weeps |
Oscar's 2000 dinner |
03/24/00 |
Shocking Photo of Hillary |
Hillary, Madeline & Janet |
03/22/00 |
Cybill Shepherd's Sloppy
2nd's
|
Admits threesome |
03/19/00 |
Govt. Attacks Manufacturer's |
Postal service pollution |
03/18/00 |
Plummeting Piper Costs |
$10mm JFK Jr. to Bessett's |
03/15/00 |
MW Recants Mass Transit |
Transit 2000 questions |
03/15/00 |
Ignorant Masses Vote |
Phoenix 'Light Rail' vote |
03/13/00 |
Pfizer's Pill Dooms |
Rimaydl Rx = RIP doggie |
03/08/00 |
Katie Couric's Cute Colon |
On-Air colonoscopy |
03/05/00 |
Hate Crime Law Backfires |
Black kills 3 Whites |
03/03/00 |
High Prices Ignite Boycott |
April 7th GASOUT |
03/01/00 |
Grade School Shooting |
Fallacy of Child Locks |
02/27/00 |
Glassware DEA Deems Illegal |
The 3-Necked flask |
02/25/00 |
Judge's Gavel Awakens |
Clinton's legislating |
02/24/00 |
Dynamic Dyke Duo |
Grammy's lesbian agenda |
02/23/00 |
Federal Employees Sue |
Complain pensions too large |
02/17/00 |
Grant Woods Exonerates OJ |
Claims OJ innocent |
02/16/00 |
Harley Riders Switch to |
Pile 0' Shit Harley's |
02/16/00 |
Liberal Jew Hidden Gun |
Airport & Heywood's pistol |
02/15/00 |
Az Senators Welcome Millions |
Licenses for illegal alien's |
02/11/00 |
MW's Defy the Odds |
23rd Wedding Anniversary |
02/10/00 |
GW Deals with the Devil |
Woods & BIA's Babbit |
02/09/00 |
DOS Attacks Knock-Out |
DOS K.O. Internet |
02/04/00 |
Woods, Babbit Divide AZ |
Saving Arizona from us |
02/04/00 |
"The Hurricane" Imprisons the |
Movie less than truthful |
02/01/00 |
Phoenix Best Run City |
Syracruse Univ. says so |
01/31/00 |
Goldwater vs. Goldwater |
Susan G. vs. The Institute |
01/26/00 |
Arizona's AIMS Test Misses |
92% of students flunk |
01/23/00 |
MW Conquers the Impossible |
Reloads string trimmer |
01/22/00 |
Barry 'Big Brother' McCaffrey |
Idiotic P.S.A. commercials |
01/20/00 |
Anti-Gunfire Law a Success |
Shanon's Law nonsense |
01/19/00 |
Grant Woods Solves |
Tragic Seton Hall fire |
01/14/00 |
Good News about American |
History textbooks rewritten |
01/13/00 |
Evil Administration |
Clinton's side w/Castro |
01/11/00 |
Fuller Brush Introduces |
Uniform for 21st Century |
01/06/00 |
Illegals Cash In |
Sue Holiday Inn Express |
01/06/00 |
Knife Spares George Harrison |
Stabbed by intruder |
01/03/00 |
Lopez Attracted to Puffy |
Latino women attracted to |
01/02/00 |
Y2K OK So Far |
Year 2000 uneventful |
12/30/99 |
National Guard Soldiers |
Neighbor's leave for armory |
12/27/99 |
Phoenix Govt. Heavy Push |
Light rail train for Phx. |
12/22/99 |
High Explosives Stolen |
December 13th theft |
12/21/99 |
K-Mart Corporate Offices |
Big Beaver Road = Rosie? |
12/20/99 |
Y2K Drains Banks of |
Old fashioned bank run |
12/17/99 |
Grant Woods rejoices |
Sierra truck lawsuit |
12/13/99 |
Phoenix Sun's Coach Ainge |
Danny quits, who cares? |
12/11/99 |
Homosexual Sex-Torture |
Media ignores gay violence |
12/05/99 |
Polar Lander Backer's |
Climate Orbiter burns up |
12/03/99 |
Judson School Campus Sold |
Home builder buys landmark |
11/24/99 |
Suicide at Hillsdale College |
Dr. Roche beds son's wife |
11/15/99 |
NTSB Dumb & Dumbfounded |
EgyptAir #990 ocean crash |
11/11/99 |
Hull & Haute Monde Study |
Elites chat on Cardinal's |
11/09/99 |
MW Grills Jumbo Pilot |
Investigating jumbo jets |
11/08/99 |
Grant Woods Saves 100,000 |
Lawyer $aves $moker$ |
10/31/99 |
217 Die EgyptAir 767 |
Airliner slams into ocean |
10/25/99 |
Payne Stewart Dies |
Pilots perish before crash |
10/14/99 |
MW Phone Polled |
Behavior Research Center |
10/11/99 |
Cartoonist Steve Benson Cop |
G-son of Ezra Taft Benson |
10/05/99 |
Victoria Jackson of SNL |
Mancow: Christian Witness |
10/05/99 |
Arizona D-Back's Face NY |
Mets vs. Diamondback's |
10/04/99 |
NSA Backdoor to Windows |
Cryptographer spots code |
09/30/99 |
Illiterates |
Games replace reading |
09/27/99 |
Hillary Rodham Clinton's |
Hillary's Jewish roots |
09/26/99 |
Reveals Colangelo's AWA Deal |
Advertising bonus: Premier |
09/23/99 |
MW Federal Grand Jury |
Drawn for jury duty |
09/22/99 |
MW Gets Personal Letter |
Senator Kyl writes |
09/21/99 |
Bill Bonanno Reveals |
French OSS killed JFK |
09/20/99 |
Pornographers Fear Linking |
Walt Disney pervert |
09/16/99 |
MW's Dine at 5 & Diner |
Carnies, pigs & the pierced |
09/15/99 |
Limbaugh Quotes Sammy |
Who benefits gun control |
08/30/99 |
Waco Massacre Tied to |
Vince Foster suicide |
08/28/99 |
Swedish Lake Monster |
Storsjodjuret |
08/20/99 |
Who Benefits from |
Guns & Vanity Fair |
8/26/1999 |
Reno Lied to by FBI |
Branch Davidian fiasco |
Aug. 1999 |
Dodi Blamed for |
August 1997 fatal crash |
Aug. 1999 |
NJ Supreme Court B.S. |
Pedophiles/Scoutmaster's |
Aug. 1999 |
Littleton Co. Staff, Students |
Photo ID necklaces |
Aug. 1999 |
DC Official Insists |
Army sensitivity training |
7/16/1999 |
JFK, Jr. Sets Airspeed |
534 mph into the ocean |