Random Events
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In the words of comic book guy, but slightly twisted to serve my purpose: "Best event ever!"
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Toothfaerie! That's it, I'm getting my pets a toothbrush
NOTE: I actually bought a couple of toothbrushes... ... ... so sleepy -_-
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Yay! I'm rich!
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o.O Okay... I am going to run away now... That is too creepy... O.o
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What?!?!?! Why you little...!!!
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AGAIN!!! Why? Why me?!?!?! All I want is the Sticks n Stones avatar!!! Why can I not check to see if they are playing without getting fungus exploded at me?!?!?!
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o.O Okay, what was that all about? O.o
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Looks more like a baked potato covered with cheese to me, but meh... Besides... I hope that whoever left this doesn't expect me to feed this to my pets... I am going to sell it in my shop to some unsuspecting customer just like they do in real stores! :P
Neomail & Such
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Thankies!
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Wow! Thank you so much! :') I am so happy, somebody loves me!!!
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11:05pm NST... That would be 1:05am my time... Remember what I said about my awake hours? Yeah, well hopefully that explains why I was shocked and surprised and a little talkative... But they liked my webbie!!! Yay! YAY!! Thankies!!!
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Okies, nothing deleted, yet nothing adds up... Why me! :'(
Games
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Its about time I get something other than the "?"! I tell you, if I landed on the "?" as many times as I do on the Wheel of Excitement on the Wheel of Monotony I would have that avatar by now!
Weird Stuff I've Seen on the Boards
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This is the start of a series of posts on a chat board... Odd people!
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Umm... duh... that is the point! it is f-u-n-n-y!
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I so hope you aren't serious... -_-
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I so hope you aren't serious either... -_-
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O.O YOU WERE!!! O.O
This is the last part of this series... Very odd indeed...
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Another chat board series... Poking of eyes? What has Neopia come to?!?!?!
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OUCH!
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eh? Fiber? Couldn't you think of another source? Slightly less canibalistic, prehaps? But, meh.... its not my eye or my mouth...
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I think the've watched a little too much of "That 70's Show"...
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o.O I wasn't expecting that... ROFLMAO!!! O.o
Avatars
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I got a ticket in a shop because somebody mispriced it at 350 np instead of 3500... I am sorry, but I had to take advantage of it... But I was punished for my wrong doings... They didn't play for two weeks!!! :'(
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Yay! Thanks for lending!
15 Minutes of Fame!!!
The following is the result of the five minute period during which I changed my lookup to the Saiyuki- Showin a bit of chest background. I changed it, then got about 40+ neomails from people saying that nightcrawler was going to report me for a naked woman on my background... Well, Having this one up in the first place was a mistake, it was supposed to be the meatbun one, but hey, accidents happen, some with humorous results...
I suppose not all people would make screenshots of themselves nearly being reported, but the way I saw it was that the background was not offensive, it was just a picture from a movie and if it actually offended someone and they told me I would take it down imediatly (if I can actually see why- I don't need any problems...)
Thanks to this incident, which I found quite amuzing when I saw that the board got 100 hits by the time I got to it near the end of the lookups five minute life-time, my lookup got an extra ~250+ hits and my website gaind about ~100+. I also was applauded for my excelent lookups and fonts, and because I showed up on the board and took it with humor. Sanzo is a guy, and this was too funny of an opportunity to pass up! Enjoy!
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Is it really? I didn't think so, I mean they were smoking, but I have seen ears in jars and marijuana plants, I didn't think that Sanzo would be offensive...
NOTE: the lookup in question is the Saiyuki lookup, showin a bit of chest... and the only reason they ever went to my lookup was because I offered to help them with a lookup since they had a board begging for one... And this is how they repay my generosity? how rude!
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YAY!!! Anime is cool!!!
o.O Sanzo? He's a um... HE!!! O.o
I've seen worse too! Scary worse!!!
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Thanks for noticin'
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MAN'S CHEST!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO THEY HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!
Yup, its a guy, lol...
Yeah don't report me for showing part of a mans chest!!! All you see on an 800x600 monitor is a collar bone anyway!!!
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o.O Now you question my Sanzo's gender? How sad for him... O.o
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o.O ... ... ...poor Sanzo... ... ... O.o
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o.O ... ... ...POOR SANZO!!!... ... ... O.o
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Sanzo is all man... except for the fact that he is afraid of a little rain... but there is a very good reason for that!!!
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You got that right, it is a MAN!!!
ASK?!?!?! Why don't you try to believe the people who say it is a dude, because it is a dude!!!
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lol! Thats a good one!
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Yeah, so he's got a few issues, but that doesn't make him a woman!!!
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SEE?!?!?! Just a neck!!! He is in hysterics over a neck!!! How sad...
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You can't tell because I needed to resize the picture to 800x600 so that you can see everything... you can't tell the gender of a chest just by a collar bone! or can you?
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Yeah, I like Hakkai too, he is so cute! ~.o
NOTE: It says looks weird but i like the one on the far right
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BE NICE!!! Or I'll cut you down with a hering!!!
Note: it says although I think I might have a seizure from the guy in the middle
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-_- nap time -_-