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Where's My Mommy?

This is so sad . . . be prepared before you start to read.

Does Heaven have a phone number?


Mommy went to Heaven,
But I need her here today,
My tummy hurts and I fell down,
I need her right away,


Operator can you tell me how
To find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part?
I don't know where to look.


I think my daddy needs her too,
At night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes,
But I really don't know why.


Maybe if I call her,
She will hurry home to me.
Is Heaven very far away?
Is it across the sea?


She's been gone a long, long time,
She needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her,
But I simply don't know how.


Help me find the number please,
Is it listed under "Heaven"?
I can't read these big big words,
I am only seven.


I'm sorry operator,
I didn't mean to make you cry,
Is your tummy hurting too,
Or is there something in your eye?


If I call my church,
Maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help,
That's where we should go.


I found the number to my church,
Tacked up on the wall.
Thank you operator,
I'll give them a call.

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