Who Is Jack Shit?? ... The Lineage Revealed!

Many People are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!!"

Those of us who know Jack Schitt also know that Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.

In turn, Jack Schitt married his second cousin Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holle Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.

Against his parent's objections, Deep Schitt married a third cousin, Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt, in spite of their religious conviction, divorced.

Noe subsequently married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were still living at home, she wanted to keep her previous married name. From that point forward she was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a first cousin, Loada Schit and unfortunately all this inbreeding produced a weird son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood, and, consequently, married the Happens twins in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, ran away from home to roam the world. He has recently returned from northern Italy with his bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt, you can say, "Oh yes I do", and let me tell you....

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