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This is another one of those thingies I get through the e-mail (I GET A LOT). . . Purty damn good if you ask me!! SAFE SEX!!! Just remember, "Absitnence is the only safe sex" and besides. . . "Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder". . . thank you very much Shonwood posters on the wall. . .

Kissing is a habit,
Fucking is a game,
Boys get all the pleasure,
Girls get all the pain;
He tells you that he loves you,
And you believe it's true,
But when your stomach starts to swell,
He says "to the hell with you";
16 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3days in the hospital,
A baby with no name;
The kid is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
It never would've happened,
If the rubber hadn't tore.

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