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Movies previously seen on Monstervision scheduled on other channels (click title for Monstervision review & host segments, if available). Times shown before 7am are considered night of previous day, so you can set your VCR before going to sleep.
Date/time  Movie Title/Description Links                 Channel

Thurs 11-1-07:
10:50 am  The Untouchables (1987, DeNiro vs. Sean Connery)     Cinemax
11:45 am  King Kong (Peter Jackson's 2005 remake)              HBO
Noon      Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (Joe Bob checked it out) American Movie Classics
12pm/3pm EST Topper (Cary Grant as one of the fun-loving ghosts) Turner Classic Movies
5:00 pm   2001: A Space Travesty (Leslie Nelsen)               Comedy Central
5pm/8pm EST Beauty & the Beast                                 Turner Classic Movies
6:45      Conspiracy Theory (1997)                             HBO Signature
7:00 PM   Unrest (2006)                                        SCIFI
7:10 pm   The Devil Wears Prada (2006, Glenn Close)            More Max
8:00 pm   Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry)                         American Movie Classics
  Angels In The Outfield (1994, Christopher Lloyd)             Disney Channel
  Chicken Little (animated, the aliens are landing)            Disney Channel
  Grumpy Old Men (1993, Walter Matthau, Burgess Meredith, Ann-Margret) Flix Movie Channel
  Hot Shots: Part Deux (sequel, spoof of Top Gun)              MyNetwork (formerly UPN)
  Smallville (new ep, Helen Slater as Clark's birth mother, part 1 of 2) CW
8pm & 12am Gangland: Aryan Brotherhood                         History Channel
8:15 pm   Phantoms (1998, shape-shifters)                      The Movie Channel
8:30 pm   The American President (1995)                        Lifetime
9:00 PM   Headless Horseman (2007 version, the town sends victims to him) SCIFI
  Stephen King's The Shawshank Redemption (Tim Robbins, Morgan Freeman) More Max
  Supernatural (new ep, murders based on fairy tales)          CW
9pm/12am EST Porky's Revenge (1985 gross-out comedy)           FOX Movie Channel
9:30 pm   Tim Burton's Mars Attacks (1996, Jack Nicholson, Pierce Brosnan) Encore
9:45/12:45 EST Wendigo (2001, a creature in upstate N.Y.)      IFC
9:45 pm   Hostel (2005)                                        Flix Movie Channel
10pm & 4:30am  Amityville Horror (2005 remake)                 The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am Lost Worlds: Al Capone's Chicago                    History Channel
11:00 PM  Minotaur                                             SCIFI
  Dead Presidents (1995)                                       TNT
11pm & 1am Dial M for Murder                                   American Movie Classics
12:35 am  Craig Ferguson Show: guest Anthony Hopkins (Beowulf) CBS
1:00 am   Hairspray (1988, Monstervision review & host segments) TBS
2:00 am   Hitchcock's Rope (1948, based on the famous thrill-murder case) American Movie Classics
3:00 AM   Time Runner (Mark Hamill)                            SCIFI
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Fri 11-2-07, Dia de los Muertos (Mexico) Day Of The Dead:
8:00 am   Police Academy 6: City Under Siege                   Comedy Central
9am & 5pm Fantastic 4 (2005)                                   HBO
9:45 am   Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire                    Cinemax
10am & 4pm The Godfather (1972)                                A&E
11:00 am  Futureworld (sequel to Westworld, same killer robot) The Movie Channel
2:15 pm   Fast Times At Ridgemont High                         American Movie Classics
2:30 pm   The American President (Monstervision review & host segments) Lifetime
4:00 pm   Tim Burton's The Big Fish (2003)                     USA Network
  Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox has a problem during full moon) American Movie Classics
5:00 pm   Police Academy 6: City Under Siege                   Comedy Central
6:00 pm   Catwoman (2004, Halle Berry)                         American Movie Classics
7:00 pm   Harry Potter & the Goblet Of Fire (2005)             Cinemax
7:15 pm   I Know What You Did Last Summer                      More Max
  The Zodiac (2005, he checks the horoscope for his next victim) Showtime
7:30/10:30 EST Speed (Dennis Hopper rigs a bus to explode if speed drops below 50mph) FOX Movie Channel
8:00 pm   Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) Family Channel
  Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005 sequel to The Love Bug)           TBS
  Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2: Cradle Of Life (2003)              American Movie Classics
  Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (here, there be monsters) USA Network
  Ghost Wisperer (new ep, Payne's new girlfriend can't be photographed) CBS
8pm & 10:30 Sahara (2005)                                      TNT
8pm & 12am  Modern Marvels: the Magnum firearms company        History Channel
8pm & 12am  The Godfather 2 (1974)                             A&E
9:00 pm   The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks vs. an albino monk)     Starz
  Freaky Friday (2003, Jamie Lee Curtis)                       Disney Channel
  Stone Cold                                                   Hallmark Channel
  Moonlight (new ep)                                           CBS
  Flash Gordon (new ep, a clash on Mongo)                      SCIFI
9pm & 1am History of Sex: Asian philosophies                   History Channel
9:05/12:05am Q (1982, a giant winged serpent in New York, Michael Moriarty, David Carradine) IFC
9:40 pm   Dangerous Minds (1995)                               Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm  Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Teri Garr) TV-Land
  Stargate Atlantis (plant samples contain a virus that wipes out memory) SCIFI
10pm & 2am Human Weapon looks at Kung Fu                       History Channel
10pm/1am EST Speed (Dennis Hopper, Keanu Reeves, Sandra Bullock) FOX Movie Channel
11:00 pm  Blood Ties (new ep, another vampire moves into Henry's territory) Lifetime
12:00 am  Animal House (John Belushi)                          USA Network
12:05 am  Jimmy Kimmel, guests: Christina Applegate (Samantha Who), Zachary Quinto (Spock) ABC
12:30 am  Stephen King's Creepshow (1982 trilogy) & Creepshow 2   American Movie Classics
12:55 am  Hard To Kill (1990, Steven Seagal)                   HBO
1:00 am   The 6th Day (2000) & Starship Troopers (1997)        TNT
2:00 am   Crocodile Dundee                                     Spike (TNN)
3:00 AM   Death Valley: The Revenge Of Bloody Bill             SCIFI
3:35 am   8mm (Nicolas Cage, is this snuff film real?)         HBO
6:00 am   Aquamarine (2006, two teen girls find a mermaid)     Cinemax
6:05 am   Sunset Blvd (narrated by a floating corpse in the swimming pool) HBO Signature
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Sat 11-3-07:
7:30 am   Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit (clay animated) HBO
7:45 am   Billy Madison (1995, Adam Sandler, Darren McGavin)   Cinemax
9:00 am   007 in Goldfinger (oddjob)                           Spike (TNN)
  Stephen King's Sometimes They Come Back Again                SCIFI
11:00 AM  The Hollow                                           SCIFI
11:15 am  Blazing Saddles (Mel Brooks, Cleavon Little)         American Movie Classics
Noon      Anaconda & Anaconda 2: Hunt For The Blood Orchid     TNT
  Freaky Friday                                                Disney Channel
  The Stepford Wives (2004)                                    FX Channel
12pm/3pm EST Neverending Story 3                               WGN
1:00 PM   Bride Of Chucky (Child's Play 4)                     SCIFI
  Animal House (John Belushi)                                  USA Network
  Young Frankenstein                                           TV-Land
2:00 pm   Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) Family Channel
  Dark City (1998)                                             CW
2:30/5:30 EST Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind (Spielberg, Richard Dreyfuss) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM   Cursed                                               SCIFI
3:30 pm   Jurassic Park 3: The Lost World                      TNT
4:00 pm   Men In Black 2 (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones)         Telemundo
  Silence Of The Lambs (hello, Clarice)                        CW
  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles                                 Family Channel
5:00 PM   Cabin Fever                                          SCIFI
  Daredevil                                                    FX Channel
  Dark City (1998)                                             MyNetwork (formerly UPN)
  King Solomon's Mines (2004 remake, 4 hours)                  Hallmark Channel
5pm/8pm EST The African Queen (Bogart vs. German gunboat in Africa) Turner Classic Movies
6:15 pm   Fargo (blood on the snow, you betcha)                Showtime
6:40 pm   The Rock (1996, Sean Connery vs. terrorists on Alcatraz) More Max
7:00 PM   Final Destination (2000)                             SCIFI
  Moby Dick (1998, Patrick Stewart as Ahab)                    Ion (formerly Pax)
7pm/10pm  Gone With The Wind (1939, Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm   Batman Returns (1992, Micahel Keaton, Danny DeVito, Christopher Walken) Family Channel
  Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997 James Bond spoof) E! Entertainment Television
  Cast Away (2000, Tom Hanks' best friend is a soccer ball)    TNT
  The Marsh (2006, haunted resort, Forest Whitaker)            Lifetime Movie Channel
  Mission Impossible (1996, Tom Cruise, Jon Voight)            American Movie Classics
  Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (all they need is your blood) USA Network
  Spaceballs (Mel Brooks, effects by Lucusfilm's ILM)          Spike (TNN)
  Vampire In Brooklyn (set in present-day New York)            Bravo
8pm & 12am Snipers (2 eps)                                     History Channel
8:45/12:45 EST Poison Ivy (student Drew Barrymore goes after Tom Skerritt) IFC
9:00 pm   007 in Goldfinger (Sean Connery, Oddjob)             Spike (TNN)
  Twitches 2 (sequel about twin teen witches)                  Disney Channel
  Troy (2004, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt)                        Hallmark Channel
  Wes Craven presents: Carnival Of Souls (1998 remake from 1962) The Movie Channel
9pm & 1am Venom (2005, teens in an evil swamp)                 SCIFI
9:45 pm   Uncle Buck (1989, John Candy temporarily inherites 2 kids) Encore
  I've Been Waiting For You (1998, witches & revenge)          Lifetime Movie Channel
10:00 pm  Vampire In Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy, dir: Wes Craven)  Bravo
  Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney) Cinemax
10pm & 2am Sharp Shooters (recreating legendary trick shots)   History Channel
10:15 pm  Men In Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones)           TBS
10:30 pm  Ladder 49 (a firefighter's life flashes before his eyes) American Movie Classics
  Masters Of Horror                                            The Movie Channel
11:00 PM  Monster Man                                          SCIFI
12:00 am  >>>>>>>>>>> Daylight Savings ends, turn your clock inside out <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
2:00 am   Dolly Dearest                                        SCIFI
4:00 AM   Frailty                                              SCIFI
5:45 am   Five Easy Pieces (all Jack Nicholson wanted was toast) American Movie Classics
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Sun 11-4-07:
7am/10am EST The Maltese Falcon (Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
8:00 am   One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Jack Nicholson is committed) American Movie Classics
9:00 AM   Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy                             SCIFI
9am/12pm EST Hitchcock's Rebecca (she looks just like her husband's dead first wife...) Turner Classic Movies
11:00 AM  Octopus 2 (the giant mutant kind)                    SCIFI
  Cars (animated, George Carlin, Paul Newman, Cheech Marin, Owen Wilson) Starz
11:35 am  United 93 (how passengers of the 4th plane united against the hijackers) Cinemax
Noon      Space Cowboys (2000, Clint Eastwood finds something nasty in orbit) TNT
  Beverly Hillbillies (Jim Varney, Lily Tomlin, Dabney Coleman) Family Channel
  Daredevil (2003, Ben Affleck as the blind superhero)         FX Channel
  Mighty Joe Young (not as big as King Kong)                   TBS
  Waterworld (1995)                                            American Movie Classics
  Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century (girl living on space station see alien) Disney Channel
12:20 pm  Liar Liar (1997)                                     USA Network
1:00 PM   Roger Corman's Dinocroc                              SCIFI
1:30 pm   Spider-Man (2002)                                    TBS
1:30/4:30 EST Heaven Can Wait (fantasy)                        Turner Classic Movies
2:30 pm   Tombstone (1993, Kurt Russell at the OK Corral)      TNT
  Aeon Flux (2005)                                             Showtime
  Mercury Rising (Bruce Willis)                                USA Network
  Mission Impossible (1996)                                    American Movie Classics
3:00 PM   Crocodile 2: Death Roll                              SCIFI
3:30 pm   Big (fantasy, Tom Hanks)                             Family Channel
4:00 pm   The American President (Michael Douglas, Monstervision review & host segments) Lifetime
  Men In Black (1997)                                          TBS
5:00 PM   Peter Benchley's Creature (1998, 4 hours)            SCIFI
  Cast Away (2000, Tom Hanks' best friend is a soccer ball named Mr. Wilson) TNT
  The Mummy Returns (2001 sequel to The Mummy, repeated tomorrow @ noon) USA Network
5pm & 8pm Hunt For Red October (Sean Connery) "Today we sail into history! American Movie Classics
5:20 pm   Superman Returns (2006)                              Cinemax
5:30 pm   Constantine (2005)                                   FX Channel
  Poseidon (2006, Kurt Russell)                                More Max
6:00 pm   Robin Hood, Men in Tights (Mel Brooks)               Family Channel
6:05 pm   Jumanji (1995)                                       Encore
6:30 pm   Smiling Fish & Goat On Fire (2000)                   The Movie Channel
7:00 pm   Cars (2006, Owen Wilson, Paul Newman, Cheech Marin, George Carlin) Starz
  Simpsons marathon: 3 eps starting with spoof of 24           FOX
  Gangland                                                     History Channel
7:15 pm   X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)                         More Max
7:30 pm   Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road            Comedy Central
8:00 pm   Finding Nemo (animated fantasy, 2003)                Disney Channel
  Monster House (animated haunted house spoof)                 Encore
  Night At The Museum (2006, with Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt) Cinemax
  Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl (Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom) USA Network
  Simpsons: Treehouse Trilogy of Horror #18 (ET Go Home, Mr & Mrs Smith, Heck House) FOX
  Saw 2 (2005)                                                 The Movie Channel
8pm & 10pm Down Periscope (Kelsey Grammer, Bruce Dern spoof "Hunt For Red October") Family Channel
8pm & 10pm Herbie: Fully Loaded (2006 sequel to The Love Bug)  TBS
8pm & 10:30 Sahara (2005)                                      TNT
8:30 pm   The American President (Joe Bob says check it out)   Lifetime
  Hulk (2003, Eric Bana, Sam Elliott)                          Telemundo
9:00 PM   Croc (2006)                                          SCIFI
  Children Of Men (2006, the last pregnant woman on Earth)     More Max
  Little Man (Marlon Wayans as a dwarf thief posing as a baby) Starz
9:35 pm   Commando (1985, Schwarzenegger vs. daughter's kidnappers) Encore
  The Butcher (2006, slasher vs. 6 stranded students)          The Movie Channel
10:00 pm  Beverly Hills Cop 3 (Eddie Murphy)                   Cinemax
  US Marshals (Tommy Lee Jones sequel to The Fugitive)         Spike (TNN)
10pm & 2am MonsterQuest: the creature in Lake Champlain        History Channel
10:30 pm  Eragon (2006)                                        HBO
10:45 pm  Pulse                                                Starz
11:00 pm  Waterworld (1995)                                    American Movie Classics
  Dexter (new ep: Dex, Lies & Videotape)                       Showtime
1:00 am   Fire Birds                                           Encore
1:40 am   Witches Of Breastwick 2 (from creators of Play-mate Of The Apes) Cinemax
2:00 am   Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning               HBO
2:30 am   Flightplan                                           Encore
2:35/5:35 EST short This Theater And You (1949)                Turner Classic Movies
3:00 AM   Fantastic Voyage (Donald Pleasence, Raquel Welch)    SCIFI
3am/6am EST The Whistler (movie marathon, 6 in a row)          Turner Classic Movies
4:30 am   Conspiracy Theory                                    HBO
6:00 am   McHale's Navy (1964, Tim Conway, Joe Flynn, Ernest Borgnine) American Movie Classics
6:10 am   Monster House (animated)                             Encore
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Mon 11-5-07:
7:50am & 4pm Aeon Flux                                         Showtime #2
8:00 AM   Fire: Nature Unleashed                               SCIFI
8am/11am EST marathon continues, Secret Of The Whistler (1946) Turner Classic Movies
9:15/12:15 EST Return Of The Whistler (1948)                   Turner Classic Movies
10:00 AM  Avalanche: Nature Unleashed                          SCIFI
11:35 am  Jumanji                                              Flix Movie Channel
12:00 PM  Tornado: Nature Unleashed                            SCIFI
12:45 pm  Underworld: Evolution                                Encore
2:00 PM   Earthquake: Nature Unleashed                         SCIFI
2:40 pm   Operation Dumbo Drop (Dennis Leary in Vietnam)       Encore
4:00 PM   Volcano: Nature Unleashed                            SCIFI
4:35 pm   Great Outdoors (Monstervision review)                Encore
5:30 pm   Ladder 49                                            American Movie Classics
6pm/9pm EST True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis)       FOX Movie Channel
7pm & 9pm Sky High (Kurt Russell as dad in family of superheroes) Family Channel
7:05 pm   The Illusionist (2006)                               Starz
8:00 pm   Jurassic Park                                        American Movie Classics
  Hellboy (2004, Ron Perlman)                                  FX Channel
  Chuck (new ep)                                               NBC
8pm & 4:20am Underworld: Evolution                             Encore
8pm & 5:15am Jumanji                                           Flix Movie Channel
9:00 pm   Flight Of The Navigator (1986, live-action, Paul Ruebens as voice of the UFO) Hallmark Channel
  Heroes (new ep)                                              NBC
9:45 pm   Samantha Who?                                        ABC
9:50 pm   A Time To Kill                                       Encore
10:00 pm  Night At The Museum (2006)                           Cinemax
10:45 pm  Insomnia (2002, Al Pacino)                           American Movie Classics
11:00 pm  Dexter (Dex, Lies & Videotape)                       Showtime
12:05 am  Jimmy Kimmel show: guest William Shatner             ABC
3am/6am EST Man From UNCLE -- 14 hour marathon (1964-68)       Turner Classic Movies
3:45 am   Bond Girls Are Forever                               American Movie Classics 
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Tues, 11-20-07:
6:30 pm         The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks)                 Starz
7pm/10pm EST    True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis)  FOX Movie Channel
8:00 pm         Bridges Of Mad. County (1995, Clint Eastwood) CMT
  Torchwood                                                   BBC America
9:00 pm         Doctor Who                                    BBC America
  Reaper                                                      CW
9:30/12:30 EST  Die Hard 2                                    FOX Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST  Birdman Of Alcatraz (1962, Telly Savalas)     Turner Classic Movies
11:00 pm        Young Guns & Young Guns 2                     American Movie Classics
12:15 am        Adv. of Ford Fairlane (Andrew Dice Clay)      Encore
1am/4am EST     Sorry, Wrong Number (1948)                    Turner Classic Movies
1:15 am         Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3        Cinemax
2:00 am         The Substitute 2: School's Out                USA Network
3:15 am         Easy Rider (1969)                             American Movie Classics
4:05 am         Dune                                          Encore
6:45 am         Prince Of Egypt (animated, all-star cast)     HBO
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Wed, 11-21-07:
7:30 am         Bandolero (1968, Dean Martin, Raquel Welch)   American Movie Classics
8:00 am         Twilight Zone mini-marathon                   SCIFI
Noon            The Substitute 2: School's Out                USA Network
followed by     The Substitute 4                              USA Network
12:45 pm        Young Guns & Young Guns 2                     American Movie Classics
1:00 pm         Child's Play                                  The Movie Channel
1:20 pm         The Hitcher                                   Showtime #2
2:35pm & 5:15am Free Enterprise (William Shatner meets some fans) Flix Movie Channel
5pm/8pm EST     Singin' In The Rain (1952, Debbie Reynolds)   Turner Classic Movies
5:55 pm         Aeon Flux                                     Showtime
6:00 pm         Beverly Hills Cop 3 (Eddie Murphy)            Cinemax
7:10 pm         Stripes (Bill Murray as an army of one)       More Max
8:00 pm         Hotel Rwanda (2004)                           MyNetwork (formerly UPN)
  Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (Mike Myers comedy) E! Entertainment TV
  The Santa Clause 2                                          Disney Channel
  Pushing Daisies (new ep)                                    ABC
  Wired Science: space junkyard                               PBS
8pm & 10pm      Ben 10: Race Against Time (2007, Lee Majors)  Cartoon Network
8pm & 12am      High Plains Drifter (1973, Clint Eastwood)    American Movie Classics
9:00 pm         X-Men: The Last Stand                         More Max
  Independence Day (Will Smith vs. UFO aliens invading Earth) Starz
9pm & 1am       Lost Worlds: buccaneers of the Caribbean      History Channel
9:45 pm         Rambo: First Blood Part 2                     Encore
10pm & 2am      MonsterQuest: Legend of the Thunderbird       History Channel
10pm & 2am      The Quick & the Dead (1995, Sharon Stone as a Western gunlinger) American Movie Classics
10:20 pm        8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy)    Flix Movie Channel
11:30 pm        Darkman "Justice has a new face"              Encore
1:40 am         Alice, Sweet Alice                            Flix Movie Channel
2:00 am         The Substitute 4                              USA Network
2:50 am         Joe's Apartment (based on a MTV comedy short) Encore
3am/6am EST     short: Double Exposure (1935, starring Bob Hope) Turner Classic Movies
4:15 am         Fire Birds (1990)                             Encore
4:25 am         Aeon Flux                                     Showtime
4:30/7:30 EST   The Half-Naked Truth (1933)                   Turner Classic Movies
5:15 am         Hitchcock marathon: The Trouble With Harry    American Movie Classics
followed by Shadow Of A Doubt, Man Who Knew Too Much, etc.    American Movie Classics
5:35 am         The Mesmerist                                 Showtime #2
6:30 am         First Knight                                  HBO
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11-22-07, Thanksgiving Day:
8:00 am         Ghost Hunters 22-hour marathon to 6am tomorrow  SCIFI
9:00 am         John Tucker Must Die                          HBO
  Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (Dolly Parton, Wynonna Judd) NBC
11:30 am        Back To The Future (Christopher Lloyd, Michael J. Fox) More Max
12:30pm & 3:45am Hitchcock's Vertigo (good to the last drop)  American Movie Classics
2:00 pm         Eragon                                        HBO
  Miracle on 34th Street (1947)                               NBC
3:15 pm         Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder (Ray Milland)   American Movie Classics
4:00 pm         Adv. of Pluto Nash (Eddie Murphy spaced out)  HBO
5pm/8pm EST     Greatest Show On Earth (Charlton Heston, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm         Hitchcock's Rear Window (he knows what you saw) American Movie Classics
5:45 pm         John Tucker Must Die                          HBO
6pm & 8:30pm    The Princess Diaries (2001, Julie Andrews)    Family Channel
6:40 pm         Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas       Encore
7:00 pm         Cars (animated, Cheech Marin, Paul Newman, Owen Wilson, George Carlin) Starz
7pm & 9pm       March Of The Penguins (2005, narrated by Morgan Freeman) Animal Planet
7:15 pm         Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire             Cinemax
8:00 pm         The Incredibles (2004, animated)              NBC
  Hitchcock's The Birds (1963) "They're coming!"              American Movie Classics
  Legally Blonde: The Musical (2007)                          MTV
8pm & 3:05am    The Shaggy Dog (Tim Allen transformed into a dog) Encore
8pm & 12am      Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)                      History Channel
8pm/11pm EST    Independence Day (Will Smith, Bill Pullman)   FOX Movie Channel
9:45 pm         Jumanji                                       Encore
10:00 pm        Billy Madison (Darren McGavin)                Cinemax
10:15pm/1:15 EST  Twin Peaks (who killed Laura Palmer?)       IFC
10:30 pm        Psycho (1960, Tony Perkins)                   American Movie Classics
11:30 pm        Turistas (the parts are worth more than the whole) Cinemax
1:00 am         Hitchcock's Torn Curtain (1966)               American Movie Classics
1:45 am         Maximum Overdrive (written & directed by Stephen King) Flix Movie Channel
3:45 am         Hitchcock's Vertigo (good to the last drop)   American Movie Classics
4:45 am         Camp Nowhere (Christopher Lloyd as head of fake summer camp) Encore
5:40 am         Cars (animated, 2006)                         Starz
6:00 am         Star Trek (1960s ep)                          TV-Land
6:30 am         Jack (Robin Williams)                         Encore
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Fri, 11-23-07:
7:00 am         Spongebob Squarepants marathon inc. 4 new eps, 15-hour  Nickelodeon
7am & 3:05 pm   Caveman (Ringo Starr in the year One-million-years BC) Flix Movie Channel
8:00 am         Star Trek Enterprise marathon, 17 hours       SCIFI
8:15 am         Stepmom (1998)                                The Movie Channel
8:30 am         Hard Target (the most dangerous game)         Cinemax
8:45am & 8:15pm The Zodiac                                    Showtime #2
10:05am & 8pm   Night At The Museum (2006)                    Cinemax
Noon            The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2 (1981, Mel Gibson) More Max
12:30 pm        Lord Of War                                   Showtime
1:30 pm         King Kong (2005)                              HBO
1:50 pm         The Scarlet Letter (Demi Moore)               The Movie Channel
2:30 pm         Cool Hand Luke (1967)                         American Movie Classics
3:30 pm         Children Of Men (she's the last pregnant woman on Earth) Cinemax
4:00 pm         Cliffhanger (Stallone)                        Bravo
  Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe    Starz
4:15 pm         Fargo                                         Showtime
4:45 pm         The Making Of: King Kong (2005)               HBO
5pm & 2am       The Dirty Dozen (1967, Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson) American Movie Classics
5:20 pm         Superman Returns                              Cinemax
6:00 pm         The Christmas List                            Family Channel
  High School Musical                                         Disney Channel
6pm & 10pm      Casino (1995, DeNiro, Sharon Stone)           Bravo
6:05 pm         The Brother From Another Planet (black alien visits Earth) Flix Movie Channel
6:20pm & 7:35am Monster House (animated, 2006)                Encore
6:30 pm         Joe Dirt (2001)                               Comedy Central
6:40 pm         Fight Club (1999)                             More Max
7pm/10pm EST    Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990)       FOX Movie Channel
7:30 pm         The Return (2006)                             HBO Signature
8:00 pm         The Flintstones (1994, John Goodman, Rick Moranis) Encore
  Delicatessen (1991, a clown finds work after the nuclear war) Flix Movie Channel
  High School Musical 2 (2007)                                Disney Channel
  Ben 10: Race Against Time (2007, Lee Majors)                Cartoon Network
  Hunt For The Red October (1990)                             American Movie Classics
  Miami Vice (2006)                                           HBO
  Rocky 4 (Stallone vs. Dolph Lundgren)                       MyNetwork (formerly UPN)
  13 Going On 30 (a girl in 1987 suddenly finds herself an adult in 2004) FX Channel
  Ghost Whisperer & Moonlight & Numbers (new eps)             CBS
  Spongebob Squarepants (4 new eps, David Bowie as King of Atlantis) Nickelodeon
8:30pm & 12am   Ghost (1990, Demi Moore, Patrick Swayze)      Oxygen
9:00 pm         Deja Vu (2006, can a time shifter prevent terrorism?) Starz
  Elf (2003, Will Ferrell as a man raised by elves)           USA Network
  Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase)             TBS
  Star Trek Enterprise w/BSG Minisodes                        SCIFI
9pm/12am EST    Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990)       FOX Movie Channel
9:40 pm         Forbidden Zone (1980, Alice In Wonderland on acid) Flix Movie Channel
10pm & 2am      Human Weapon: Silat                           History Channel
10:15pm/1:15am EST Stalag 17 (1953)                           Turner Classic Movies
10:35 pm        Busty Cops 2                                  More Max
11:00 pm        Blood Ties (new ep, vampire is haunted by Incan mummy) Lifetime
  Battlestar Galactica (4 eps, season 3)                      SCIFI
  The Great Raid (2005, set during WW2)                       American Movie Classics
11:30 pm        Never Talk To Strangers (Rebecca De Mornay)   The Movie Channel
12:30/3:30 EST  Angels With Dirty Faces (1938, Bogart vs. Cagney) Turner Classic Movies
1:00 am         The Scarlet Letter (Demi Moore)               The Movie Channel
1:45 am         Malice (Monstervision review & host segments) Showtime
1:50 am         Night At The Museum (2006)                    Cinemax
2:37 am         Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch & the Wardrobe Starz
2:50 am         Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies                 HBO
3am/6am EST     Mutiny On The Bounty (1935, Charles Laughton) Turner Classic Movies
5am             The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks)                 Starz
6:00 am         The Grudge (2004)                             TNT
  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3: Back In Time (live-action)  HBO
6:15 am         Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai             Flix Movie Channel
6:30 am         Encino Man (1992)                             TBS
  Into The Blue (2005)                                        The Movie Channel
6:45 am         River Of No Return (Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe) American Movie Classics
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Sat, 11-24-07, full moon tonight:
7:15 am         John Carpenter's Memoirs Of An Invisible Man  Cinemax
7:30 am         King Ralph (1991, John Goodman)               HBO
7:35 am         Monster House (animated)                      Encore
8:45 am         Rio Grande (1950, John Wayne)                 American Movie Classics
9:45 am         Dick Tracy (a colorful fantasy)               The Movie Channel
10:00 AM        Stephen King's The Stand (8hr mini)           SCIFI
10:10 am        Jumanji                                       Flix Movie Channel
10:30 am        Bad Boys                                      TBS
10:45 am        Bandolero (1968, Dean Martin, Raquel Welch, Jimmy Stewart) American Movie Classics
  Batman & Robin                                              Starz
11am/2pm EST    The Lost World (1960, Claude Rains, Michael Rennie) FOX Movie Channel
Noon            Fantastic 4                                   HBO
  Peter Pan (2003)                                            FX Channel
12:30 pm        Vegas Vacation (Chevy Chase)                  TBS
12:33/3:33 EST  Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1959)     FOX Movie Channel
12:40 pm        The Da Vinci Code (Tom Hanks)       Starz
12:45 pm        Caddyshack (1980, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield) Cinemax
2:00 pm         The American President (1995, Michael Douglas) CW
  Home Alone (1990)                                           FX Channel
2:30 pm         European Vacation (Chevy Chase)               TBS
  Sleepy Hollow                                               TNT
  Legally Blonde                                              Comedy Central
2:45 pm         Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean)   Encore
3:00 pm         Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery   E! Entertainment TV
3pm/6pm EST     Day The Earth Stood Still (1951, Michael Rennie) FOX Movie Channel
3:10 pm         Scream                                        Starz
3:45 pm         The Lost City                                 Showtime #2
4:00 pm         50 First Dates (2004)                         USA Network
  Black Mask 2 (2002)                                         Telemundo
  The Godfather                                               A&E
4:15 pm         Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai             Flix Movie Channel
4:30 & 10:45pm  Spider-Man                                    TNT
5:00 pm         Hunt For The Red October (1990)               American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST     Cocoon (1985, shown 3 times in a row)         FOX Movie Channel
5:05 pm         Deja Vu (2006)                                Starz
6:00 pm         Bruce Almighty                                USA Network
  Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl          SCIFI
6:15 pm         Aeon Flux                                     Showtime
6:50 pm         Lethal Weapon 4                               More Max
7:00 pm         Men In Black & Men In Black 2                 TNT
  Miss Congeniality (FBI agent undercover at beauty pageant, Michael Caine) Lifetime
7:05 pm         Dick Tracy                                    The Movie Channel
7:15 pm         Little Man (midget poses as a baby for robbery) Starz
7:15/10:15 EST  Take The Money & Run (1969, Woody Allen)      Turner Classic Movies
8:00 pm         Elf (2003, Will Ferrell as a man raised by elves) USA Network
  From Dusk Till Dawn (Quentin Tarantino, Harvey Keitel)      Encore
  The Godfather, Part 2                                       A&E
  The Incredibles (2004 animated, Craig T. Nelson, Samuel L. Jackson) NBC
  Jumanji                                                     Flix Movie Channel
  March Of The Penguins (narrated by Morgan Freeman)          Discovery
  The Nativity Story (2006)                                   HBO
  The Searchers (John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, girl kidnapped by Indians) American Movie Classics
  Spider-Man 2 (Alfred Molina as Dr. Octopus)                 FX Channel
  Where The Heart Is (1990, Dabney Coleman)                   Oxygen
  White Christmas (1954)                                      Family Channel
8pm & 12am      Kennedys: The Curse Of Power (2 hours)        History Channel
8:15 pm         Major Payne (Damon Wayans as drill sgt. assigned to a military academy) Cinemax
9:00 pm         Torchwood (new ep, Jack lands in 1941)        BBC America
  The Roost (2005, vampire bats)                              The Movie Channel
9pm & 1am       Battlestar Galactica Razor                    SCIFI
9:45 pm         Fantastic 4                                   HBO
9:50 pm         Batman & Robin (1997, Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze) Encore
10:00 pm        Giant Squid: Caught On Camera (release the kracken) Discovery
10pm & 1:50am   Snakes On A Plane (2006, Samuel L. Jackson)   Cinemax
10pm & 2am      Kennedy Assassinations: Beyond Conspiracy     History Channel
10:10 pm        Boat Trip (2002)                              TBS
10:30pm & 1am   Masters Of Horror: Chocolate                  The Movie Channel
10:30/1:30 EST  Close Encounters Of The 3rd Kind (1977, Spielberg) Turner Classic Movies
10:30/1:30 EST  The American President (Michael Douglas)      WGN
11:00 PM        Bloodrayne                                    SCIFI
  The Da Vinci Code                                           Starz
Midnight        Army Of Darkness: Evil Dead 3                 Encore
1am/4am EST     Spielberg on Spielberg (2007, bio/interview)  Turner Classic Movies
1:20 am         8 Heads In A Duffelbag (Joe Pesci comedy)     Flix Movie Channel
3am/6am EST     Mystery Street (1950, if bones could talk)    Turner Classic Movies
3:00 am         Battlestar Galactica (3 eps, season 3)        SCIFI
3:20 am         The Horse Whisperer                           Encore
4:10 am         Dick Tracy (a colorful fantasy)               The Movie Channel
4:30 am         The Nativity Story (2006)                     HBO
6:20 am         Operation Dumbo Drop                          Encore
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Sun, 11/25/2007: 
7:00 am         Move Over, Darling (1963, Doris Day returns from the dead) American Movie Classics
7:30 am         Flushed Away (animated rats)                  Cinemax
9:00 am         Dukes Of Hazard                               HBO
  Special: Road To The O.Z. The Making Of Tin Man             SCIFI
followed @ 9:30 by The Beast Of Bray Road                     SCIFI
9:30 am         Independence Day (aliens invade Earth)        Starz
11:00 am        50 First Dates                                USA Network
11:30 am        Splash (Tom Hanks brings home a mermaid after almost drowning) American Movie Classics
  Stir Of Echoes                                              SCIFI
12:15 pm        The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) Encore
12:30 EST       Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines (1965 comedy) FOX Movie Channel
12:35 pm        The Devil Wears Prada                         Cinemax
1pm/4pm EST     How To Murder Your Wife (comedy, Jack Lemmon) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm         Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl  SCIFI
2:00 pm         Ruthless People (Danny DeVito comedy, won't pay wife's ransom) American Movie Classics
2:30 PM         Star Wars (1977, 20th Anniversary edition)    Cinemax
3:00 pm         Bruce Almighty                                USA Network
  Blast From The Past (comedy raised in a fallout shelter)    CW (formerly WB)
4:00 pm         Men In Black & Men In Black 2                 TNT
4:30 pm         Spider-Man 2                                  FX Channel
  Final Destination 2                                         SCIFI
4:35pm & 12:05am  When A Stranger Calls                       Encore
5pm/8pm EST     Speed & Speed 2 (Dennis Hopper as mad bomber) FOX Movie Channel
6:00 pm         Men In Black 2                                TNT
  Xmas/Do-Over (2006)                                         Family Channel
  The Big Lebowski (1998)                                     The Movie Channel
  Blown Away (1994, mad bomber)                               Showtime
  Dukes Of Hazard (2005)                                      HBO
  March Of The Penguins (2005, Morgan Freeman narrator)       Discovery Channel
6:15 pm         Men In Black 2                                TNT
6:30 pm         Coming To America (1988, Eddie Murphy, James Earl Jones) Comedy Central
  Pitch Black (2000)                                          SCIFI
7:00 PM         Hanger 18: The UFO Warehouse                  History Channel
  More Of Me (2007, Molly Shannon splits herself into 3 people) Lifetime
  The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)                      Nickelodeon
7pm & 9pm       March Of The Penguins (2005, Morgan Freeman narrator) Animal Planet
7pm & 9pm       Elf (Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart)   USA Network
7pm/10pm EST    The 10 Commandments (2006 remake)             TBN
7:15 pm         Snakes On A Plane (2006)                      More Max
7:45 pm         Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)                   HBO
8:00 pm         Christmas With The Kranks (2004, Tim Allen)   FX Channel
  A Perfect World (1993, Clint Eastwood)                      Flix Movie Channel
8pm             The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) Encore
8pm & 9:45      A Christmas Story (Darren McGavin, 1983)      TNT
8pm & 10pm      Christmas Caper (2007, thief hides out as a babysitter for her sister) Family Channel
8pm & 12am      Gangland (docu, 3 hour eps)                   History Channel
8:30 pm         Revenge Of The Nerds followed by all 3 sequels  Cinemax
9:00 pm         Cape Fear (1991, Martin Scorsese remake)      More Max
  Click (2006, a magic remote controls time)                  Starz
  The Matrix (1999)                                           SCIFI
  Until Death (2007, Jean-Claude Van Damme vs. drug lord)     Spike (TNN)
  Dexter (new ep)                                             Showtime
9:05/12:05 EST  Terror Train (1980, Jamie Lee Curtis vs. psycho in Halloween costume) FOX Movie Channel
10:30 pm        Hostel (2005)                                 The Movie Channel
10:15pm & 4:40am  Underworld: Evolution                       Encore
10:30 pm        Absolute Power (Clint Eastwood)               Flix Movie Channel
11pm/2am EST    Speed (if the bus stops or goes below 50mph, it will explode) FOX Movie Channel
11pm/2am EST    The 10 Commandments (2006 remake)             TBN
12:00 AM        Watchers 2 &  Watchers 3                      SCIFI
1am/4am EST     Terror Train (1980)                           FOX Movie Channel
1:15/4:15 EST   The Seventh Veil (1945, James Mason)          Turner Classic Movies
1:40 am         New Jack City (Joe Bob checked it out)        HBO
2:40 am         Bloodsucking Cinema                           Starz
5:00 AM         Special: Sci Vs. Fi                           SCIFI
6:15 am         Bond Girls Are Forever                        American Movie Classics
6:30am          Aeon Flux                                     Showtime #2
6:50am          The Fugitive (Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones) Encore
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Mon 11-26-07:
7:15 am         Splash (Tom Hanks brings home a mermaid)      American Movie Classics
8:00 am         John Doe eps, followed by 5 movies            SCIFI
8:50 am         Bats                                          Starz
9:10 am         Wargames (computer wants to see a nuclear war) Encore
  Snakes On A Plane                                           Cinemax
9:45 am         Married To The Mob (1988 comedy)              American Movie Classics
11:00 am        The Fly (1958, followed by the remake)        Cinemax
11:05am & 11:30pm Chain Reaction                              Encore
11:45 am        Mr. Mom (1983 comedy, Michael Keaton, Teri Garr) American Movie Classics
1pm, 8pm & 5am  Jumanji                                       Encore
2:15 pm         The Fly 2                                     Cinemax
2:30 pm         Jeepers Creepers & Jeepers Creepers 2         SCIFI
4:00 pm         Wallace & Gromit: Curse Of The Were-Rabbit    HBO
6:05 pm         Lethal Weapon 2                               Cinemax
5:45 pm         A Christmas Carol (George C. Scott, Edward Woodward) American Movie Classics
6:00 pm         The Matrix                                    SCIFI
6:25 pm         Aeon Flux                                     Showtime #2
6:50pm & 1:15am Silent Hill                                   Starz
7:30 pm         The Dead Pool (psycho killing celebrities, Clint Eastwood is next on the list) More Max
8:00 pm         The Wicker Man (2006, Nicolas Cage)           HBO #2
8pm & 5am       Jumanji (1995, Robin Williams fantasy)        Encore
8pm & 2:45am    Snakes On A Plane (2006)                      Cinemax
9:00 pm         Unbreakable (2000, Bruce Willis)              SCIFI
  Road House (1989, Patrick Swayze vs. his demons)            Spike (TNN)
  Samantha Who? (new ep)                                      ABC
  Heroes (new ep)                                             NBC
9pm & 1am       Gangland: The Aryan Brotherhood               History Channel
9:30/12:30 EST  The Boy With Green Hair (1948 fantasy/scifi)  Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm        Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990) Cinemax
10pm & 2am      Cities Of The Underworld (subterranean New York) History Channel
10:05 pm        Ultraviolet (2006, mutant battles evil dictator) Starz
11:30 pm        Beverly Hills Cop 3                           Cinemax
12:15 am        8mm (1999, widow says snuff film may be real) HBO
12:30 am        Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982 comedy, Sean Penn) American Movie Classics
2:15 am         Mr. Mom (1983 comedy)                         American Movie Classics
2:30/5:30 EST   short "Double Exposure" starring Bob Hope (1935) Turner Classic Movies
4:20 am         Limbo                                         HBO
6:00 am         Dick Tracy (1990) "I want Dick Tracy dead!"   The Movie Channel
6:30 am         Dr. Dolittle                                  HBO
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Tues, 11-27-07:
7:00 am         Teen Wolf (1985, Michael J. Fox as a high-school werewolf) American Movie Classics
8:00 am         Night Stalker marathon                        SCIFI
8:10 am         Cars                                          Starz
8:45/11:45 EST  Perry Mason movie marathon: Case Of The Howling Dog (1934) Turner Classic Movies
9:35am & 3:10pm Night At The Museum (2006, Ben Stiller, Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney) Cinemax
10am & 8pm      Reindeer Games                                Flix Movie Channel
10:45/1:45 EST  Case Of The Curious Bride (1935)              Turner Classic Movies
11:35 am        Lady In The Water (with a tail)               Cinemax
11:45 am        The Nativity Story (2006)                     HBO
  The Hitcher (mother told you not to pick them up)           Showtime
12:10 & 8pm     A Time To Kill                                Encore
1:15/4:15 EST   Case Of The Velvet Claws (1936)               Turner Classic Movies
1:35 pm         The Golden Child (Eddie Murphy vs. the evil one) Cinemax
2:30/5:30 EST   Case Of The Black Cat (1936)                  Turner Classic Movies
2:45 pm         Commando (Schwarzenegger, after daughter's kidnappers) Encore
3:00 pm         Beyond The Yellow Brick Road (the making of Tin Man) SCIFI
3:15 pm         Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993, Robert Wagner) American Movie Classics
3:30 pm         Pitch Black                                   SCIFI
3:45/6:45 EST   Case Of The Stuttering Bishop (1937)          Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm         Unbreakable                                   SCIFI
6:10 pm         Brother From Another Planet (black alien lands on Earth) Flix Movie Channel
6:35 pm         The Shawshank Redemption                      More Max
7:00 pm         Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson)                 Cinemax
  Armageddon (1998, astronauts sent to prevent giant asteroid hitting Earth) FX Channel
  Cars (animated fantasy, George Carlin, Cheech Marin, Owen Wilson, Paul Newman) Starz
7pm & 9pm       Prancer (1989 live-action fantasy, Santa leaves behind one of deer) Family Channel
8:00 pm         Charlie Brown Christmas (1965, followed by making of) ABC
  Austin Powers, Internat. Man of Mystery (Mike Myers comedy) E! Entertainment TV
  Cadet Kelly (2002, semi-remake of Private Benjamin)         Disney Channel
  Dick Tracy (1990 colorful fantasy, Pacino, Warren Beatty, Madonna) The Movie Channel
  Firefox (Clint Eastwood sent to Russia to steal world's 1st hyper-sonic fighterplane) American Movie Classics
  Firewall (2006, Harrison Ford)                              HBO #2
  A Time To Kill (1996, Samuel L. Jackson)                    Encore
  Reindeer Games (2000, Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise)             Flix Movie Classics
  The Scorpion King (2002, The Mummy part 3)                  SCIFI
9:00 pm         Reaper (bank robber escapes Hell to look for his loot) CW
  The Nativity Story (2006)                                   HBO
10:00 pm        Night At The Museum (2006, Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt) Cinemax
  The Last Sect (2006, vampires use a website to lure victims) The Movie Channel
10pm & 2am      Mega Disasters: Mount Vesuvius                History Channel
10:35 pm        EdTV                                          Encore
11:00 pm        Bullitt (1968, Steve McQueen vs. Robert Vaughn) American Movie Classics
11:25 pm        Stephen King's Needful Things (the Devil's coming to town) Flix Movie Channel
11:45/2:45 EST  Freaks (1932, Tod Browning's wierdest movie)  Turner Classic Movies
12:45 am        Candyman 3: Day Of The Dead                   Cinemax
1am/4am EST     The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane (1976, she'll just kill you) Turner Classic Movies
2:35 am         Cars                                          Starz
3:00 am         Xchange                                       SCIFI
3:30 am         8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (Joe Pesci comedy)    Flix Movie Channel
4:30/7:30 EST   Calling Dr. Kildare (1939, patient is a gangster) Turner Classic Movies
4:50 am         The Hitcher                                   Showtime
5:20 am         The Flintstones (John Goodman, Halle Berry)   Encore
6:40 am         Gremlins (never feed them after dark)         Cinemax
6:45 am         Hot Shots (Top Gun spoof, Charlie Sheen as Tom Cruise) Starz
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Wed, 11-28-07:
7:00 am         Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971, Gene Wilder) More Max
8:00 am         Tales From The Darkside (more monsters)       SCIFI
8:40am & 6:10pm Dirty Dancing "Nobody puts Baby in the corner!" Flix Movie Channel
9:45 am         Bullitt (1968, Steve McQueen)                 American Movie Classics
10:00 am        Armageddon (giant asteroid headed toward Earth) FX Channel
10:05 am        Wolf                                          Starz
10:10am & 10pm  Snakes On A Plane                             Cinemax
10:30 am        Conan The Destroyer (Schwarzenegger)          Encore
  Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (Christina Applegate)  HBO
Noon            The Untouchables                              Cinemax
12:15 & 10pm    Terminator 2: Judgment Day                    Encore
12:15 & 8pm     Ice Age 2: The Meltdown                       HBO
12:40 pm        Target                                        Flix Movie Channel
12:15 pm        Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (1993, Robert Wagner) American Movie Classics
1pm & 8pm       Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels             The Movie Channel
1:30 pm         Die Hard "Yipee-ki-yay!"                      More Max
2:00 pm         Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire             Cinemax
2pm & 2am       The Jerk (Steve Martin finds his purpose)     USA Network
4:15 pm         Fargo                                         Showtime
4:30 pm         The Great Outdoors (Aykroyd, John Candy)      Encore
5:00 pm         Firefox (1982, Clint Eastwood meets Star Wars) American Movie Classics
6:00 pm         The Scorpion King (2002)                      SCIFI
7:15 am         Little Man (2006, midget thief hides out as a baby) Starz
7:45/10:45 EST  Things To Do In Denver, When You're Dead (1995) IFC
8:00 pm         Die Hard With A Vengeance (Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson) American Movie Classics
  Four Brothers (2005, hunting down their mother's killer)    Showtime
  Shrek the Halls (animated Christmas special, cast of the 3 movies) ABC
  Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)              Disney Channel
8:45/11:45 EST  The Wrong Box (1966, elderly brothers plan to murder each other) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm         Bionic Woman (new ep)                         NBC
10:00 pm        Dexter (new ep)                               Showtime
  Terminator 2: Judgment Day                                  Encore
10:30 pm        Alien Resurrection (1997, Sigourney Weaver)   American Movie Classics
10:45/1:45 EST  Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming (comedy, 1966) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 pm        Stir Of Echoes                                SCIFI
12:20 am        Never Talk To Strangers                       Encore
12:45 am        Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome (Mel Gibson, Tina Turner) American Movie Classics
1:30 am         The Hills Have Eyes 2                         The Movie Channel
1:50 am         Wes Craven's New Nightmare (Robert Englund)   Encore
3:00 am         Xtro                                          SCIFI
3:30 am         Delicatessen (a clown looks for work after a nuclear war) Flix Movie Channel
5:00 am         Irwin Allen's Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea (1961) American Movie Classics
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Thurs, 11/29/2007:
7:00 am         Harper (Paul Newman)                          Cinemax
7:50 am         Futureworld                                   The Movie Channel
8:00 am         The Stupids (1996)                            Comedy Central
  Eureka (season 1) marathon                                  SCIFI
8:40 am         The Great Outdoors (Aykroyd, John Candy)      Encore
8:45 am         Young Frankenstein (1974, Gene Wilder, Mel Brooks) American Movie Classics
11:00 am        The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men) HBO
11:20am & 9pm   The Grudge 2                                  Starz
Noon            The Hitcher                                   Showtime #2
1:00 pm         Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome (Mel Gibson)    American Movie Classics
  Training Day                                                USA Network
1:05 pm         Lost In Space, the Movie                      Starz
2:10 pm         Superman Returns                              Cinemax
2:40 pm         Alice, Sweet Alice                            Flix Movie Channel
3:15 pm         Alien Resurrection (Alien 4)                  American Movie Classics
3:30 pm         Red Dragon (before Clarice)                   USA Network
4:30 pm         Fantastic 4                                   HBO
4:45 pm         The Lake House                                Cinemax
6:00 PM         The Hulk (don't get him angry)                SCIFI
6:30 pm         Nightmare On Elm Street                       Cinemax
6:35 pm         Doppelganger: The Evil Within (1993)          Showtime #2
6:50pm & 1:50am Deja vu (2006)                                Starz
7:00 pm         A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969, in a spelling bee) Family Channel
7:20 pm         Scoop (2006, ghost wants its murder solved)   More Max
7:30/10:30 EST  Broken Arrow (John Travolta, 1996, don't shoot at the nuclear weapons) FOX Movie Channel
8:00 pm         Blade (it takes a vampire to kill a vampire)  Encore
  The Cave (2005, it's grim underwater)                       MyNetwork (formerly UPN)
  The Nativity Story (2006)                                   HBO #2
  Twitches 2 (twin teen witches, 2007)                        Disney Channel
8pm/11pm EST    Kill Bill 2                                   IFC
8:25 pm         Aeon Flux (2005, Charlize Theron vs. evil tyrant in 25th century) Showtime #2
9:00 PM         Bruce Almighty (with Morgan Freeman as God)   SCIFI
  Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999 comedy)       TBS
  Fight Club (1999)                                           More Max
  The Grudge 2                                                Starz
9:30/12:30 EST  Die Hard 2 (terrorists hijack plane)          FOX Movie Channel
10:05 pm        Striking Distance (1993, serial killer)       Encore
11:00 PM        K-PAX                                         SCIFI
12am/3am EST    Hot Rods To Hell (1967, family on a lonely road) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 AM         Beyond The Yellow Brick Road: The Making Of Tin Man  SCIFI
2:00 am         Young Frankenstein (1974, Teri Garr, James Caan) American Movie Classics
3:00 AM         Xtro 3: Watch The Skies (sequel to Xtro 2)    SCIFI
3am/6am EST     Murder She Said (1961, Margaret Rutherford as Miss Marple) Turner Classic Movies
3:10 am         United 93 (the 4th plane on 9/11)             Cinemax
4:15 am         Curse Of The Living Corpse (1964, Roy Scheider) American Movie Classics
3:30 am         Blade                                         Encore
4:10 am         Futureworld                                   The Movie Channel
4:30/7:30 EST   Murder At The Gallop (1963 sequel)            Turner Classic Movies
5:45 am         The Mesmerist                                 Showtime #2
6:00 am         Garden Of Evil (1954, Richard Widmark)        American Movie Classics
6am/9am EST     Murder Most Foul (1964)                       Turner Classic Movies
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Fri, 11-30-07:
7:40 am         The Grudge 2                                  Starz
7:45/10:45 EST  Murder Ahoy (1964, on a Navy training ship)   Turner Classic Movies
8:00 am         She-Devil (1989, a Roseanne Barr scorned)     Comedy Central
  Dead Like Me marathon                                       SCIFI
9:00 am         Billy Madison (with Darren McGavin)           Cinemax
9:30/12:30 EST  Boston Blackie movie marathon (murder mysteries written by a reformed crook) Turner Classic Movies
9:35 am         Deja vu (2006)                                Starz
10:30 am        Mr & Mrs Smith (husband & wife assassins)     Cinemax 
10:40am & 6:15pm  Jumanji                                     Flix Movie Channel
11:30 am        Emperor Of The North (1973, Keith Carradine, Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine) American Movie Classics
11:45 am        No Looking Back                               Showtime #2
12:00 PM        The Mesmerist                                 Showtime
  Beyond The Yellow Brick Road: The Making Of Tin Man         SCIFI
12:30 PM        K-PAX                                         SCIFI
12:30 & 3am     Timeline                                      USA Network
1:30 pm         Galaxy Quest (excellent Star Trek spoof, Sigourney Weaver) HBO
2:00 pm         River Of No Return (1954, Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe) American Movie Classics
2:15/5:15 EST   Boston Blackie & the Law (1946, escape attempt in a women's prison) Turner Classic Movies
3:00 PM         The Hulk "Don't make me angry..."             SCIFI
3:30/6:30 EST   Trapped By Boston Blackie (1948)              Turner Classic Movies
3:45 pm         The Lost City                                 Showtime #2
4:00 pm         The Quick & the Dead (Sharon Stone as old west gunslinger) American Movie Classics
4:30 pm         John Tucker Must Die (too many girlfriends)   HBO
5:00 pm         So, I Married An Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Comedy Central
5pm/8pm EST     Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House (1948, Cary Grant, dir: H.Potter) Turner Classic Movies
5pm/8pm EST     The Omen (1976, Gregory Peck vs. Damien)      FOX Movie Channel
5:40 pm         Primeval                                      Starz
6:00 PM         Bruce Almighty (Jim Carrey, with Morgan Freeman as God) SCIFI
6pm/8pm EST     Polar Express (animated, Tom Hanks)           KMGH
7pm/10pm EST    The Omen (1976, Gregory Peck vs. Damien)      FOX Movie Channel
7:30 pm         Harry Potter & the Sorcerer's Stone           Family Channel
7:55 pm         Lord Of War (Nicolas Cage)                    Showtime #2
8:00 pm         Polar Express (animated, Tom Hanks)           ABC
  Christmas With The Kranks (2004, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tim Allen) FX Channel
  Flash Gordon (new ep)                                       SCIFI
  Mission Impossible (1996)                                   American Movie Classics
  Mulholland Drive (2001)                                     MyNetwork (formerly UPN)
8pm & 12am      Modern Marvels: cutting-edge aircraft         History Channel
8:15 pm         Beverly Hills Cop 3                           Cinemax
9:00 pm         Snakes On A Plane (2006, Samuel L. Jackson)   More Max
  Kicking & Screaming (2005, Will Ferrell as kids soccer coach) TBS
9pm/12am EST    The Omen (1976, Gregory Peck vs. Damien)      FOX Movie Channel
10:00 pm        Fast & the Furious: Tokyo Drift               Cinemax
  Stargate Atlantis (new ep)                                  SCIFI
10pm & 2am      Human Weapon (recap of season's eps)          History Channel
11pm/2am EST    Damien: The Omen 2                            FOX Movie Channel
11:30 pm        Flags Of Our Fathers (WW2, dir: Clint Eastwood) HBO
12:00 am        Maximum Overdrive (written & dir. by Stephen King) Flix Movie Channel
12am/3am EST    Camille (1936)                                Turner Classic Movies
12:20 am        Witches Of Breastwick 2                       Cinemax
12:45 am        Nightwatch (1998, Nick Nolte, odd happenings at the morgue) American Movie Classics
1am/4am EST     The Other                                     FOX Movie Channel
3am/6am EST     Blood Money                                   FOX Movie Channel
3:00 AM         Mammoth                                       SCIFI
3:30 am         Wolf Creek                                    Starz
5:40 am         Private Benjamin (comedy, pampered blonde joins the Army) Cinemax
6:30 am         Problem Child                                 HBO
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The Canadian-based cruise ship Explorer, chartered for a special tour of Antarctica with 154 people aboard to watch whales & penguins, hit an iceberg and sank. The Norwegian oceanliner Nordnorge successfully rescued everyone within 4 hours from their lifeboats (the Captain left his sinking ship only after all passengers were in lifeboats or rafts). Just last February, Nordnorge rescued the passengers from another cruiseship that ran aground off a remote Antarctic island. Regular TV schedules should not be effected today.

Previously: October 2007

Terrorists are not cowards, they're the enemy...Annihilate them Joe Bob Briggs