As any X-Phile knows, there are tons and tons of great lines from our favorite show. Many are deeply poignant, others are comedic, and some would just make great computer sound bytes. I've tried to include all the great lines that the show has produced over the years, and if you can think of any that are missing, feel free to contact me and let me know. I'll see what I can do about locating them. I have categorized my collection by season for easier navigating. Many wavs are the result of my own work, others have been filched from other people's great websites, like Pete Nelson's TV Wavs (which has been shutdown). So enjoy as you relive all the best moments from Season One!
Do You Believe? 37K
Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?
Highly Regarded 36K
Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded?
Spy On Me 42K
Mulder: I was under the impression...that you were sent to spy on me.
Mulder: That's why they put the "I" in F.B.I.
Mulder: Now, when convention and science offer us no answers, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?
Mulder: Sorry - nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted.
Later, Dude 10K
Mulder: Later, dude!
Mulder: They're here, aren't they?
Deep Throat: Mr. Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time.
Mulder: Can I buy you a drink?
The Millstone of Humiliation 145K
Mulder: Maybe I run into so many people who are hostile just because they can't open their minds to the possibilites ... that sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation.
Climb the Ladder 96K
Scully: Is this what it takes to climb the ladder, Colton?
Agent Colton: All the way to the top.
Scully: Then I can't wait till you fall off and land on your ass.
Cool Exterior 58K
Scully: I think it's bile.
Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?
Mulder: Do you think I'm spooky?
Scully: It seems like you were acting very territorial. I don't know, forget it.
Mulder: Of course I was. In our investigations you may not always agree with me. But at least you respect the journey.
I Want To Believe 1.4M
Mulder: She's calling out my name, over and over again. She's crying out for help but I can't help her. I can't move.
Dr. Werber: Are you scared?
Mulder: I know I should be but I'm not.
Dr. Werber: Do you know why?
Mulder: Because of the voice.
Dr. Werber: The voice?
Mulder: The voice in my head.
Dr. Werber: What's it telling you?
Mulder: Not to be afraid. It's telling me that no harm will come to her, and that one day she'll return.
Dr. Werber: Do you believe the voice?
Mulder: I want to believe.
Out of Africa 325K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: Who was that on the phone?
Scully: A guy.
Mulder: A guy. Same guy as the guy you had dinner with the other night?
Scully: Same guy.
Mulder: You gonna have dinner with him again?
Scully: I don't think so.
Mulder: No interest?
Scully: Not at this time.
Mulder: Thanks, Fran. What are you doing?
Scully: I'm going with you to the Smithsonian.
Mulder: Don't you have a life, Scully?
Scully: Keep that up, Mulder, and I'll hurt you like that beast woman.
Mulder: Eight million years out of Africa.
Scully: Look who's holding the door.
Scully: Somebody is accessing my computer.
In the Arctic 44K
Mulder: Before anyone passes judgement, may I remind you, we are in the Arctic.
You May Not Be Who You Are 496K
Scully: Mulder!
Mulder: Scully, get that gun off me!
Scully: Mulder, you have to understand!
Mulder: Put it down!
Scully: You put it down first!
Mulder: Scully! For God's sake, it's me!
Scully: Mulder, you may not be who you are!
An Official Seal 37K
Mulder: How can I disprove lies that are stamped with an official seal?
Jusrisdiction Over the Truth 163K
Mulder: You can deny all the things I've seen, all the things I've discovered, but not for much longer, 'cause too many others know what's happening out there, and no one, no government agency has jurisdiction over the truth.
Your Enemies Closer 106K
Deep Throat: Always keep your friends close, Mr. McGrath, but keep your enemies closer.
Face His Demons 24K
Mulder: Sooner or later a man's gotta face his demons.
Like A Flower 40K --episode info cleared up by Spooky Chick and Kathy Moylan
Scully: Mulder, you just keep unfolding like a flower.
The One That'll Throw the Switch 238K
Scully: You set us up. You’re in on this with Lucas Henry. This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well, I came here to tell you that if he dies because of what you’ve done, four days from now, nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!
Mulder: Hold on to your hat, Scully, cuz you're gonna love this!
Wild Thing 52K
Mulder: I know what I saw, Scully, and I saw you about to do the wild thing with some stranger.
This One's Important 80K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: For those of you who don't know already, this one's important to me so...um...let's do it right. Thanks.
Spooky Ideas 40K
Mulder: Some of their ideas are down-right "spooky."
Scully: Those were the most paranoid people I have ever met. I don’t
know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible.
Mulder: I think it’s remotely plausible that someone might think you’re hot.
Deodorant 45K
Mulder: Well, they tell me that even though my deodorant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man.
Mulder: No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me.
Scully: Fox ...
Mulder: I...I even made my parents call me Mulder...Mulder.
Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you.
Mulder: If there's iced tea in that bag, could be love.
Scully: Must be fate, Mulder...root beer. You’re delirious. Go home and get some sleep.
Understating the Strangeness 33K
Scully: I may be understating the strangeness of this, Mulder.
It's Over 10K
Mulder: It's over, Scully.
Mulder: The truth is out there.
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