As any X-Phile knows, there are tons and tons of great lines from our favorite show. Many are deeply poignant, others are comedic, and some would just make great computer sound bytes. I've tried to include all the great lines that the show has produced over the years, and if you can think of any that are missing, feel free to contact me and let me know. I'll see what I can do about locating them. I have categorized my collection by season for easier navigating. Many wavs are the result of my own work, others have been filched from other people's great websites, like Pete Nelson's TV Wavs (which has been shutdown). So enjoy as you relive all the best moments from Season Two!
Krycek 27K
Krycek: Krycek, Alex Krycek.
A Place To Start 142K
Mulder: All right, what do you want to know?
Krycek: What's the truth? There are things you're not telling me that I need to know.
Mulder: It's just that my ideas usually aren't very popular.
Krycek: I told you, I want to believe. But I need a place to start.
The Right Choice 38K
Mulder: Good, you made the right choice.
Calm Down 60K
Krycek: Calm down, Scully.
Scully: Don't tell me to calm down. I'm not going to calm down until I can talk to someone who will listen to what I'm saying.
A Recorded Abduction 181K
Scully: Mulder! I need your help! Mulder!
Mulder: Do they have something on him?
X: They have something on everyone, Mr. Mulder. The question is, when they'll use it.
Deny Everything 67K
X: They have only one policy, deny everything.
Did You Kill Her? 477K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: Now what happened after you took her out of the trunk?
Duane Barry: We walked a little ways up to the top of the mountain. Right where you found me.
Mulder: Then where'd you take her?
Duane Barry: I didn't. They did. That was the deal. Her instead of me.
Mulder: Did you kill her?
Duane Barry: No.
Did You Hurt Her? 50K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: Did you hurt her?
Duane Barry: No.
Mulder: Did you hurt her?
Duane Barry: No!
Mulder: What is this?!
Crusade 37K
Cigarette-Smoking Man: Kill Mulder and you risk turning one man's religion into a crusade.
Skinner: As of right now, I'm reopening the X-files.
I Will Do Anything 410K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: Who brought her here? How did she get here?
Nurse: Sir, will you please...
Mulder: How did she get here?
Nurse: Ms. Scully was in this condition when I arrived for the evening shift. If you’ll step outside, perhaps Dr. Daly...
Mulder: Is that Daly? Are you Dr. Daly? What the hell is going on, how did she get here?
Dr. Daly: Would you settle down...
Mulder: Was it, was it paramedics, FBI, military? Answer me right now! What, you’re telling me she just appeared? Who did this to her?
Dr. Daly: Sir...
Mulder: I want to see her admission forms. Who did this to her? I want to see what tests have been done! Listen, if you're with them, if you’re hiding anything, I swear, I will do anything, whatever it takes, I will find out what they did to her!
Strength Of Your Beliefs 729K --thanks to Brynna
Mulder: I feel, Scully, that...you believe...you're not ready to go. And you've always had the strength of your beliefs. I don't know if my being here...will help...bring you back. But I'm =here=.
Superstars Of the Superbowl 72K
Mulder: Brought you a present. 'Superstars of the Super Bowl.'
Scully: I knew there was a reason to live.
I'm Back 31K
Scully: I'm back, and I'm not going anywhere.
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.
A Pretty Woman 236K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: You know, people videotape police beatings on darkened streets. They manage to spot Elvis in three cities across America every day. But no one saw a pretty woman being forced off the road in a rental car.
Officer Bocks: He could have taken her anyplace. How're we going to find her?
Mulder: Umm...well...umm...we've got to start at the beginning. You know, as nasty as it might sound, we've got to try and get inside this guy's head. Where would he go?
Get the Hell Away 22K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Scully: Get the hell away from me!
Always 157K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: Are you staying on there, Scully?
Scully: No. I'm coming back tonight.
Mulder: Look, Scully, I know this is a pretty horrific case...
Scully: I'm okay with it, Mulder. You can use my help.
Mulder: Always.
Scully: How did you get this?
Skinner: Unofficial channels.
Ditching Me 12K
Scully: Thanks for ditching me.
Pisses Me Off 21K
Scully: You know, that guy really pisses me off.
I'm buff 56K
Frohike: If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know I've been working out. I'm buff.
Byers: So what's this costing the tax-payers, Mulder?
Mulder: About one-hundred fifty bucks an hour.
Frohike: Ouch, almost as much as Bill Clinton's haircuts.
Nothing To Fear 510K --thanks to Val N. (if you would like to take this .wav to be placed on your own site, please contact Val N. and ask first!)
Mulder: It's not fair. It's not our time. We still have work to do.
Scully: Mulder...when they found me, after the doctors and even my family had given up, I experienced something that I never told you about. Even now it's hard to find the words. But there's one thing I'm certain of. As certain as I am of this life, we have nothing to fear when it's over.
I'm Doing That As We Speak 85K
Blockhead: Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of Tiea Bu Shan, you can train your testicles to drop into your abdomen?
Mulder: Oh, I'm doing that as we speak.
Watch Your Back 45K
Skinner: Watch your back. This is just the beginning.
I Stand Right On the Line 296K
Skinner: You never had a chance, Agent Mulder. For every step you take, they're three steps ahead.
Mulder: Well what about you? Where do you stand?
Skinner: I stand right on the line that you keep crossing!
Can You Spare A Prophylactic? 43K
Mulder: Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic?
Mental Illness 58K
Scully: Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness.
Mulder: You trying to tell me something?
Mulder: Listen to me, you black-lunged son-of-a-bitch. I'm going to expose you and your project. Your time is over.
Mulder: Look, you have my files and you have my gun. Don't ask me for my trust.
Mulder: Is this another jerk-off assignment where I end up doing the government's dirty work?
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