As any X-Phile knows, there are tons and tons of great lines from our favorite show. Many are deeply poignant, others are comedic, and some would just make great computer sound bytes. I've tried to include all the great lines that the show has produced over the years, and if you can think of any that are missing, feel free to contact me and let me know. I'll see what I can do about locating them. I have categorized my collection by season for easier navigating. Many wavs are the result of my own work, others have been filched from other people's great websites, like Pete Nelson's TV Wavs (which has been shutdown). So enjoy as you relive all the best moments from Season Three!
The Bridge That Spans Two Worlds 611K
Mulder: I have been on the bridge that spans two worlds, the link between all souls by which we cross into our own true nature. You were here today, looking for a truth that was taken from you, a truth that was never to be spoken but which now binds us together in dangerous purpose. I have returned from the dead to continue with you, but I fear that this danger is now close at hand...that I may be too late.
Door Number One 27K
Mulder: I'd like to try door number one, Monty.
Pucker Up 29K
Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass!
High Technology 28K
Skinner: Welcome to the wonderful world of high technology.
I Want Answers 63K
Scully: I've heard the truth, Mulder. Now what I want are the answers.
Lots of Files 48K
Mulder: Lots of files.
Scully: Lots and lots of files.
What's In Your Pocket? 29K --episode info cleared up by Sheree
Scully: Mulder?
Mulder: Yeah?
Scully: What's in your pocket?
I Only Get Five? 126K
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who've caused you to suffer, who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
That's My Name 90K
Scully: Well, that's spooky.
Mulder: That's my name, isn't it?
Usual Brand of Entertainment 24K
Scully: That's not your usual brand of entertainment.
Alien Autopsy 88K
Scully: What is it?
Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered it's an alien autopsy. Guaranteed authentic.
Scully: You spent money for this?
Mulder: I didn't get his name--I was too busy getting my ass kicked.
You Think That Believing Is Easy? 103K
Mulder: Why do you refuse to believe?
Scully: Believing's the easy part, Mulder. I just need more than you, I need proof.
Mulder: You think that believing is easy?
Mulder: I want an apology for the truth.
Scully: Apology has become policy.
Mulder: They give bonafide paranoids like me a bad name.
Mulder: You never draw my bath.
Mulder: Yeah, I had a praying mantis epiphany and, as a result, I screamed.
Road Maps 18K
Scully: Now, where the hell are those road maps?
Greetings 22K
Mulder: Greetings from planet Earth.
Bambi? 16K
Scully: Her name is Bambi?
Mulder: Scully, what are you wearing?
What You Just Said 130K
Scully: I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said.
Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever.
Horny Beast 32K
Mulder: I was hoping you could help me solve the mystery of the horny beast.
Mulder: This may not be any time to mention it, but someone is wearing my favorite perfume.
Big Macho Man 119K
Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?
Mulder: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.
Mulder: Go ahead.
Scully: No, you go ahead.
Mulder: No, no, be my guest. I know how much you like snapping on the latex.
Blonde 64K
Mulder: You don't suppose she's a virgin, do you?
Scully: I doubt she's even a blonde.
Dead Dog Mr. Tippy 492K
Scully: This has gone on far enough.
Mulder: What?
Scully: I am not going to be humiliated by you, in front of you, or by having to bring a teenage girl in, on her birthday of all days, to identify the bones of her dead dog, Mr. Tippy! I see no reason to pursue this case any further and not only that, I find your conduct and comportment in this investigation not just alarming, but highly objectionable. What are you doing?
Mulder: Must be Detective White.
Scully: If that’s the reason we’re sticking around, that’s your business.
Mulder: What? What are you talking about?
Scully: Detective White.
Mulder: We came down here because of three unexplained deaths. Detective White is just trying to solve them. She could use our help.
Scully: Well, you two seem to have a certain...simpatico. I’m going back to Washington in the morning.
Mulder: Uh, there's an intersection up here. You're gonna wanna...Scully! You're gonna, wanna...You just ran a stop sign back there, Scully.
Scully: Shut up, Mulder.
Mulder: Sure, fine, whatever.
Size 7 Heel Mark 46K
Skinner: And you're saying this same mysterious phenomenon is the reason I have a size 7 heel mark on my face.
Drooled On Me 20K
Mulder: I think you drooled on me.
Scully: Sorry!
Mulder: If I find out you lied to me, you're a dead man!
Girly Scream 5K
Mulder's girly scream.
Bleepin' UFO 47K
Scully: That was Detective Manners...he said they just found your bleepin' UFO.
Scully: You never saw this, it didn't happen, you tell anyone, you're a dead man!
Skinner: That what really got me through each day was knowing that I'd be sleeping next to you that night ... knowing that I had a reason to wake up in the morning.
I Inhaled 35K
Skinner: I was no choirboy--I...I inhaled.
Coming On To Me 15K --episode info cleared up by Kathy Moylan
Mulder: Scully, are you coming on to me?
Only One I Trust 62K
Mulder: Scully, you are the only one I trust.
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