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Rated VERY STRONG NC-17!! Do NOT read if you are underage. If there were a higher rating than NC-17, this fic would get it!

Warnings for: This is an extremely hardcore, raunchy fic folks!! Tons of explicit, graphic sex, multiple partners, slash, group sex, kink, anal, sex toys and objects used, bondage, deals with the seedy porn industry, angst, drug use, just about everything but the kitchen sink in this one! Wait...I think there is a kitchen sink scene in here somewhere...

Pairings (or triplings) include: M/F, M/M/F, M/M, F/F/M, M/M/M among other combos

A LARGE MALE GENITALIA ADVISORY is in effect for all viewing areas. *wink*

Summary: Buffy goes to Hollywood to become an actress, against her family's wishes. William is a momma's boy who goes to Hollywood to make porn films for easy money. They meet (eventually!) through a quirk of fate.

Buffy and Spike don't meet each other for many chapters. There's lots of couplings, but the story is ultimately Spuffy.

Joss and ME own everything. I own nothing. A nod also has to go to the movie 'Boogie Nights' for the initial inspiration for this fic.

"Cheek to Cheek" lyrics by Irving Berlin. "Black Betty" is by Ram Jam

Additional credits at the end of the story.

Thanks to Sweetie for beta-ing this fic for me!

 

   Chapter 1 * Chapter 2 * Chapter 3 * Chapter 4 * Chapter 5 * Chapter 6 * Chapter 7 * Chapter 8 * Chapter 9    Chapter 10 * Chapter 11 * Chapter 12 * Chapter 13 * Chapter 14 * Chapter 15 * Chapter 16 * Chapter 17 * Chapter 18  Chapter 19 * Chapter 20 * Chapter 21 * Chapter 22 * Chapter 23 * Chapter 24 * Chapter 25 * Chapter 26 * Chapter 27  Chapter 28 * Chapter 29 * Chapter 30 * Chapter 31A* * Chapter 31B* *Chapter 32A * Chapter 32B

* PaganBaby decided to divide the story into two paths: The more angsty path – A

                                                                                             The not so angsty path – B

 

Chapter 1: Leaving Home

Buffy threw the last of her clothes into her beat up suitcase, wiping at tears.

"Buffy, please, honey..." Her mother, Joyce, stood in the doorway wringing her hands. "Don't go. We can talk about this."

"No." Buffy kept right on packing. "We've already talked about it. I'm leaving."

"You just turned 18--you're still so young. Stay in Sunnydale, go to college--you'll regret not getting an education later--"

Buffy closed the suitcase and secured the latches. "Mom...I've made up my mind. I'm going to Hollywood. I'm going to be an actress. I'm going to make it--you'll see. You might not believe in me, but I know I can do it."

She picked up her luggage and walked past Joyce out of the room. Buffy paused for a second when she saw her father looking up at her from the bottom of the stairs with a disappointed frown. She strengthened her resolve and continued down the stairs to the front door.

"Don't be stupid, Buffy," Hank Summers said. "We've had this discussion a million times. You know how few aspiring actors actually work? How many actually make it? I thought you were smarter than this."

Buffy ignored him and opened the front door. "I'll call you when I get settled into a place."

"If you leave this house--don't come back," Hank said coldly. "You won't get a dime from us--don't bother begging us for money. You're throwing your future away, and I won't be a party to it."

Buffy held back tears and squared her shoulders. "I'll be fine. I don't need you--I don't need anyone. I'll make it on my own. And I will be an actress --I'll be rich and famous someday. You'll be sorry then...when I'm a movie star and on the covers of magazines. And I'll call you and say 'I told you so'."

Hank laughed and dragged a hand through his thinning hair. "It's a pipe dream! Goddammit! This is reality, Buffy! All those damn reality shows make every kid think they can be a star. You're going to fall flat on your face and you'll have nothing to fall back on! No college, no money, no skills, no training."

Buffy's younger sister Dawn watched the argument from the living room. She hugged the wall as she watched her father and sister exchanging words. Tears ran down her face. This wasn't the first time she'd seen or heard Buffy and their Dad yell at each other--and this was an old fight. For the last two years, Buffy threatened/promised to go to seek her fortune in Hollywood when she turned 18. This time was different from all the other times. Now it was actually happening--her sister was leaving. The Summers clan always believed they'd be able to talk Buffy out of it, or that she'd abandon the idea before the time came.

Buffy looked at Dawn, the set of her face relaxing slightly. She hated seeing everyone so upset by her decision. Especially her 15-year-old sister. They had their differences and the usual sibling rivalries, but deep down they really loved each other.

"Bye, Dawnie," Buffy said with a watery smile, "I'll call and say 'Hi' when I can."

"See what you're doing to your sister? And your mother?" Hank pointed to Dawn and Joyce. "Don't you care? Don't you even care? What does it take to get through that thick skull of yours? I'm very disappointed in you, Buffy Anne."

"I have to do what my heart tells me to do. I have to follow my dreams or I'll always regret it. I don't want to wake up and find myself 40-years-old with kids and a mortgage, always wondering what would have happened if I'd only tried, what if I made it...Goodbye, Daddy," Buffy said.

She turned and walked down the porch to the sidewalk; not looking back. Buffy walked swiftly to the bus stop, carrying all of her worldly possessions and $1500 that she had squirreled away over the last year.


In another part of Sunnydale, not far away...

William kissed his mother on the cheek. He was a good-looking, but nerdy, young man of 19. His hair was dark-blonde, longish and wavy. His eyes were a sea-blue color, his face featured prominent cheekbones and full lips. He was a looker. But he didn't exactly drive the women wild with desire. It wasn't just what you looked like, it was attitude and confidence that really attracted members of the opposite sex. And William just didn't have what it took. Too many times to count, he had cursed his painful shyness with women. It was crippling, debilitating and humiliating. When he tried talking to pretty girls that he fancied, he'd stutter, blush and basically make an utter fool of himself. He'd fled from the sounds of the girls' and their friends' laughter more often than he cared to remember.

"Oh, William...I wish you wouldn't leave." His mother hugged him tightly, not wanting to let her little boy go.

"I know, Mum. But I'll be okay. And so will you. Aunt Maggie will arrive tomorrow morning from London--you two will have a grand time living together. You can stay up and watch movies like you used to when you were little girls...eating popcorn, gossiping and giggling," William smiled.

"I'd rather have my son here with me." Anne Crane touched her son's handsome face and tucked his unruly, dirty-blonde hair behind his ear.

William took her hand and kissed it. He smiled at her. "I'll call in a few days."

"Won't you give University another chance? Going to Hollywood to be a writer...it's such a fast paced world. That's not any kind of place for you, son."

"I'll give it a try, Mum. I have to at least try...maybe I'll make it...you never know."

William hated lying to his mother. But this was necessary. His mother was ill, she had been ill for a number of years. The bills from her hospital and doctor visits were astronomical. William had to do something fast --something to help. His mother would never let him go if she knew the real purpose of his move. He probably would have gotten a few sharp swats to the back of the head and the botty as well.

Xander honked his car horn in front of the house.

"I have to go, Mum. Don't worry so much, yeah? I'm a big boy, I'll do alright." William smiled and gave her another kiss. "And Xander's going with me--we'll look out for each other."

Anne nodded and wiped her eyes. "You boys be careful, there's so many no-good types in Hollywood. You--can always come back home if you change your mind. You always have a place here, William. I love you."

"Thanks, Mum. I love you, too. I'll call you." William backed up a few steps then turned, jogging down to Xander's car with his suitcases.

He put his stuff in the back of the car and climbed into the passenger seat.

"How'd it go?" Xander asked, waving goodbye to Mrs. Crane.

William waved at his mother one last time. "Bloody awful. She's taking me leaving pretty hard...just drive."

Xander pulled away from the curb. "Next stop, Hollywood! Man, this is going to be so cool!"

"I hope so..." William said, already feeling pangs of homesickness. He took off his wire-rimmed glasses and polished them to hide his anxiety and sadness.

He thought back to the night when he'd made this major life decision.



2 months ago...

Xander, William and some of the other guys from school were hanging out in their friend Devon's basement. They'd graduated last year but still got together to party every weekend.

William had been worried about his mother's health. Bills were pouring in from her various procedures, doctor visits and surgeries. It was good and necessary for him to get together with the guys--to just unwind and forget his troubles for a while. William didn't contribute much to the conversations, he was the quiet type, but he enjoyed hearing his friends talk about various subjects over the course of the evenings.

The 18 and 19-year-olds were partying (drinking beer and smoking a few joints) and watching a pornographic DVD that Devon had lifted from his dad's collection. It was a classic, 'Naughty Nurses 6'.

"Shit--check out the cans on that bimbo!" Devon laughed. "Damn, she's stacked!"

"I think I'm in love!" one of the others yelled.

The other guys agreed, their eyes glued to the TV screen. In the movie, two of the naughty nurses were giving a lucky patient an extra special sponge bath.

"Where do they find these guys?" Larry asked. "Look at the dick on that sonuvabitch...he must've had one of those implant things. Nobody gets that big. They just try to make us normal guys feel bad."

Xander said, "That's not true. Some guys are--"

Larry laughed. "What? You're a dick expert, Harris?"

The boys snickered.

"I've seen my share of porn--some would say much, much more than my share that would be considered healthy. But I've seen regular guys naked too--in the shower and stuff. Not that I make it a point to look..."

The others chuckled.

"How big is yours?" Larry asked.

"I don't know--I never measured it," Xander said. '6 3/4 inches,' Xander thought proudly. He knew that was bigger than average.

Larry stood up. "Let's measure our dicks. I bet I win."

"How old are you, man?" Xander asked, throwing a handful of popcorn at the ex-football player. "I just wanna see the porn--not have to look at your pathetic peckers."

William was trying to ignore his friends. He didn't want to get involved in a dick measuring contest--it would be embarrassing.

"What do you think, Will?" Larry asked him directly. "You willing to put your manhood on the line for--say...50 bucks?"

"The winner gets money?" William's interest was peaked. Money was good. He needed lots of it. 50 bucks wasn't a lot, it didn't come close to the thousands he needed--but it was a start.

"Yeah. Come on guys," Larry started unbuttoning his pants. "Someone get a tape measurer or a ruler or somethin'."

Larry wouldn't say so of course, but he was firmly tucked away in the closet. He didn't plan on trying to molest his buddies or anything--but it'd be nice to see everyone's equipment.

The other guys were drunk (and vain) enough to participate. Devon ran to get his dad's tape measurer--then the contest began.

Larry was 4 inches (why he thought he'd win, none of the other guys knew). Devon was 4 1/2. Xander got a round of applause and pats on the back with his 6 3/4. William was the last one.

"Let's go, Wee Willy," Larry jibed.

Xander stifled laughter. He and William had been friends for 5 years now. They'd slept over at each other's houses, they'd seen each other naked before. He knew William was going to win this literal 'dick measuring contest' easily. The other guys were going to have conniptions when they saw the shy, unassuming Englishman's member. Xander had been blown away--poor choice of words--when he'd first seen William's cock. It had freaked him out at first. Not just the size, but the urge he had to want to touch it--just to verify its reality...of course. Xander didn't let on about the 'wanting to touch it' thing. William was his best friend--asking to touch your best friend's piece was a good way to make them an ex-best friend, real fast. Xander wasn't sure why he'd wanted to touch it--he still loved girls, and sex with girls. It wasn't like he lusted after guys...he was just a little in awe of William's dick. Natural curiosity stuff--normal...

William reminded himself that this was for money as he unzipped. There were gasps of wonder and wide eyes all around when he brought his meat out of his boxers. Larry's hands shook slightly as he held the tape measurer and extended it.

"Whoa..." a few of the young men muttered.

"T-Twelve inches even," Larry said in astonishment. "Holy shit--you never said you had a cock this big..."

"Not something I go around telling everyone," William said, putting his trouser snake back in his pants.

"Shit--I would! I'd get a fucking bullhorn and ride down the street yelling it!" Devon said to the shaky, almost hysterical laughter of the others.

"I believe I'm owed 50 dollars?" William asked.

"You totally fucking deserve it." Larry dug into his pocket and produced a 50 dollar bill. He slapped it down onto William's out-stretched palm. "You could be that guy." Larry pointed to the TV screen. "You could be a porn actor, dude."

The other guys agreed excitedly.

"Yeah! Man, you'd be fucking rich!" Devon said.

"I could never do that stuff..." William said, glancing at the screen. The nurses were giving the lusty patient a blowjob.

Devon patted him on the back. "Sure you could! That guy's nothin' compared to that monster you've got between your legs. People would pay good money to see you fuck some chick."

"You should totally do it, man," Larry said. "Be a porn star. I bet you'd be a millionaire n' shit."

To William's surprise, he was actually thinking about it. Money. If he could make a lot of money...he could help his mum pay the bills. And he'd get to have sex with a lot of women--that was another good selling point. Up 'til now, William had only had sex with one woman, his ex, Drusilla. He was just too shy around girls to make a move on them. To think that he might actually get paid to have sex with beautiful women was tempting to say the least. But if his mother ever found out...

"I--What if my family found out?"

"Your mom doesn't know about that stuff," Devon said. "She'd never find out. Do it, man! You've been blessed by the Almighty, himself! It'd be a waste not to do something with that--" Devon gestured wildly, "--gift. Go to Hollywood."

William looked at Xander, asking his opinion without saying anything.

"I've thought you should do something like that for a while now. I've--considered doing it myself." Xander grinned. "You want to give it a shot? I'll go with you..."

William mulled it over for a minute. Against his better judgment, he said, "Okay...let's...let's do it."

The lure of easy money was too great. If there was even the slimmest chance he could, pardon the pun, make it big, he had to try. He had no other way to take care of his mother. College had already been put off, both for money and time considerations.

"Here's to Will--the next King o' Porn!" Larry exclaimed.

The guys laughed and clinked their beers.

"Cool! We're going to know a real, live porno actor! You've got to introduce us to those hot porn chicks!" Devon laughed.

The present...

William watched the scenery pass by outside the moving car. Would he be able to get over his crippling shyness? Could he do this? Could he have sex with women in front of a camera for money? It was like prostitution.

Xander saw his friend looking pensive and sad. Xander couldn't be more excited about everything. There was a chance he'd get to be a porn actor (one of his longest standing dreams) and he was getting away from his parents. He was on cloud nine. Now, to cheer William up. He popped a tape of ass-kicking tunes to liven up the trip.

"Woo-hoo!" Xander exclaimed, bopping along to the song 'Black Betty' by Ram Jam. "Come on, man! We're gonna be rich--sipping champagne poolside in our fabulous Hollywood bungalows! Leggy, busty babes will be hanging all over us."

William smiled at his friend's enthusiasm. "You really think porn actors live that well?"

"Hell yeah! We're gonna be livin' the sweet life, my friend!"

William laughed, his spirits lifting a bit. He couldn't stay sad around Xander, even when his mother was deathly ill. Xander could always manage to get a grin from him at some point.

"Sing with me!" Xander said, then sang along:

"Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)!"

He nudged William with his elbow. William smiled and joined in. He and Xander shouted the lyrics, bouncing up and down in their seats.

"Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)

Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-Lam) The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-Lam) She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-Lam) The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-Lam) I said Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)!"

They sped their way toward the bright lights, glamour and whatever fate awaited them in Hollywood.
 

 

Chapter 2: The City of Dreams

Buffy arrived in Hollywood and sought out a cheap apartment. The building was a five-story, walk up rattrap, but it was a roof over her head. The apartment was really little more than a small room--it would do though. Beggars couldn't be choosers. She needed to save her money. The next thing she did was walk the streets looking for work.

A diner called 'Greasy Joe's' had a help wanted sign in the window.

'Obviously not hopping on the healthy California lifestyle bandwagon here...truth in advertising...'

The inside of the place wasn't as nasty as she imagined it would have been. The floors and surfaces looked clean, the customers included some businessmen types. There were some scummy looking people, too, but--diversity was of the good...right?

Buffy approached the counter. A waitress with a beehive hairdo and a nametag that read 'Flo' was ringing up a customer.

"That'll be $8.50, sugar."

'Holy shit--she looks just like that woman from that show 'Alice'...who knows, maybe it is that woman from 'Alice'...If Linda Lavin comes out of the kitchen, I'm outta here.'

"What can I do for you, hon?" Flo asked her.

"Umm--Hi--I saw the help wanted sign in the window. I'd like to apply for the job."

"Really? A pretty, young thing like you wanting to waste her time here?"

"I need the money. I--I want to be an actress," Buffy said, expecting to be derided or laughed at again.

"Oh! I should've guessed." Flo cracked her gum and smiled. "Good for you, sugar. You chase them dreams."

Buffy smiled gratefully at the waitress. "Thanks."

"Let me get Joe from the kitchen." Flo went through the swinging doors into the kitchen area.

Buffy looked around. The place wasn't too bad. She could see herself working here--for a little while anyway, just until she got her break.

A burly man with a greasy, white t-shirt came out of the kitchen and stood behind the counter.

"You interested in working here, doll?" He looked her over, wiping his hands on his apron.

"Yes, sir. My name's Buffy Summers. I just got into town and need a job. I saw the--"

"You're hired," he said. "Flo will get ya a uniform and tell you what's what."

Buffy blinked. "Just--like that? You don't want me to fill out an application or anything?"

"Waste of time. I need a waitress now, you need work now. You look like a nice kid. You want the job or not?"

"I want it! Yes, thank you Mr.--"

"Just call me Joe. You can start right away."

Buffy grinned broadly. Her luck was great so far! She had a place to sleep and now she had a job to keep her afloat while she went on auditions. She had a feeling that she'd done the right thing coming here. Moving to Hollywood was going to prove the best decision she'd ever made--she hoped so, anyway. She'd eat fire, and she'd walk on broken glass to achieve her dream of being an actress. Nothing could stop her now.

Since the time that Buffy played Daisy the Bumblebee in a 3rd grade play, she knew she wanted to be an actress. Her parents never approved of that dream. At first, they'd humored her and said, 'Sure honey, you'll be the bestest little actress in the whole, wide world!'. When all the while, they were just waiting for her to grow out of it. Buffy never did. If anything, she became more determined over the years.

Flo came out of the back with a pink waitress uniform. "This looks about your size, honey. You're just a little slip of a thing, ain't ya?" Flo laughed. "Let's get you situated."



William and Xander arrived in town and did the same things as Buffy. They checked into a motel temporarily, and then looked through the paper for jobs and an apartment. Xander had saved a few thousand dollars from his various jobs--enough to get them started at least. William had no money to speak of. Everything he made from doing odd jobs went straight towards his mother's health care. Xander didn't mind shelling out the cash for both of them. He understood his friend's predicament and was willing to shoulder the burden for a while.

"Lookee here," Xander said.

He showed William the porn industry newspaper he was leafing through. William leaned over and read the ad that Xander was pointing to.

"Says here, that a company called 'Horizons Entertainment' is holding a huge casting call for new actors tomorrow starting at noon. We should go. Talk about good timing!"

William fidgeted. The reality of what he'd have to do was making him nervous.

"I suppose it's as good a place to start as any..."

"Having second thoughts?" Xander asked, putting his hand on William's shoulder.

"Yeah...I don't know if I can go through with it..."

"No one's going to force you, man. Me? I'm going for it. Even if they turn me down on the spot--I'm going to give it a go."

William sighed. He couldn't back out now. His reticence and fears would have to be put aside.

"I'll go. Just having some jitters."

"There's my bud." Xander clapped him on the back.



The next day...

"We don't even have head shots," William said, becoming more nervous the closer they got to actually going in for their 'interviews'.

"Hehehe, head shots..." Xander giggled. "Seriously, man, this ain't MGM or Paramount here...If they turn us away because of it, we'll get some pictures and come back tomorrow."

The woman who'd been calling everyone's names all afternoon said, "Xander Harris. You're next."

Xander took a deep breath and smiled at William.

"Good luck," William said.

"Thanks--Shit!--I'm nervous!" he laughed, then followed the woman to the room where the head honchos were conducting the interviews.

William tried to calm his nerves while Xander was gone. There certainly were a lot of people interested in being in porn films. A few hundred men and women showed up in response to the ad. The women, for the most part, were bleached blonde with enormous breasts. The men ranged from elderly looking, to ones that William doubted even had to shave yet. There weren't very many attractive people, but people didn't tend to look at a person's face when they were bare-assed and fucking on screen--there were other areas of interest that your eyes were drawn to.

After 10 minutes, Xander reappeared. William stood up, looking at him expectantly.

"Well? What happened? How did it go?"

"They said they'd get back to me--it don't look good for the kid..." Xander grimaced.

"Did they--make you take off your clothes?"

"Yep. They gotta check out the merchandise, you know? There's this chick in there--Damn, she's really hot! She's the woman from that movie we saw--"

"William Crane. Follow me," the woman said.

William gasped quietly, his eyes grew wide.

"Go on, man. You'll do fine. Good luck," Xander encouraged him with a pat on the back. He knew that they would hire William on the spot when they got a gander of his body. At least one of them would get into the business.

William gulped and followed the woman.

He entered the room. There was a large conference table set up across the room, opposite the door. Papers and photographs covered the surface. Two men and one woman sat looking at him.

The woman was beautiful, just as Xander had said. She had black, shoulder length hair, and a beautifully elegant face. She looked like she could be Russian nobility. Something about her seemed familiar to him. Xander had started to say something about a movie they'd seen her in. The man sitting in the middle had a sleazy look about him. He had short dark hair, was wearing dark sunglasses and wore a silk shirt with the first few buttons undone. Gold chains lay against his extremely hairy chest. The other man was large and broad shouldered--William recognized him as Angel O'Connor. Angel had appeared in several adult films that William had seen. He was the most popular actor at the studio--maybe in the whole industry.

"You're William Crane?" the attractive woman asked.

"Y-Yes, Ma'am."

"I'm Lilah Morgan, I co-own the company with Richard Wilkins. I also produce the movies. This is Warren Mears one of our award-winning directors, and Angel O'Connor, our most popular leading man."

Angel blew a kiss to Lilah and winked. William knew where he'd seen her before now. She'd done a few adult features as well a few years back. He blushed as he remembered a few choice pieces of her work.

"Step over here, William." Lilah gave him a sideways smile. "We don't bite."

William walked over to the table and stopped in front of it. He crossed his arms, then uncrossed them. Crossed arms might be construed as rude or standoffish. He settled for clasping his hands in front of him.

"Nervous?" Lilah asked.

"Yes...a bit," William confessed with a shaky laugh.

"Try to relax, honey."

"What other work have you done?" Warren asked, leaning back in his chair.

"Uh--I--haven't done this sort of thing before. I thought no experience was necessary."

"True, but it'd help your chances if you had some experience," Warren explained tiredly then sniffed--William thought the man might have a cold or allergies (a possible coke habit never entered his naive mind).

"I don't have much acting experience--I have done school plays before..." William kept his stage debut as Eeyore in a 2nd grade production of 'Winnie the Pooh' to himself.

"No headshot?" Angel asked.

"My friend and I only just arrived in town yesterday. We haven't had the chance to--"

"We'll let you know," Warren said dismissively.

"Oh...okay..." William's shoulders drooped, and he started to leave. Well, that was a bust.

"Hold on," Lilah said. "I'm not done talking to him yet."

Warren leaned over to talk to her and gestured at William. "Look at this guy, Lilah. He's a nerd. Nobody would pay to see Urkel get fucked. He's all wrong."

William looked down. The guy wasn't even trying to lower his voice--he didn't care if William heard him or not.

"Some people might." Angel laughed. "It's a sick, freaky world out there, Warren."

"Thank god for that, but--" Warren said.

"I'm not done with him," Lilah said, ending any further argument. She called the shots around here.

Warren sucked in his cheeks for a moment. He hated having to cow-tow to this woman, or any woman. But she held the power and he wasn't stupid. He nodded and made a 'whatever' gesture with his hands.

"William, it says here that you're 19?" She checked the form he'd submitted.

"Yes, Ma'am."

"Please, call me Lilah." She smirked. "19 is good; young, fresh and open-minded. Take off your clothes."

"Pardon?" She'd said it so casually he wasn't sure he'd heard her right.

"She said to drop your drawers, Sparky," Warren said. "We need to see what you're packing before we decide if we can use you."

"Oh--alright." William tried to hide the nervousness and shyness he was feeling.

"The shirt too," Lilah added.

He took off his t-shirt and set it on a nearby stool.

"Sometime this year," Angel said. "We've still got a lot of people to see after you."

"S-Sorry," William apologized and quickly undid his pants then lowered them to his knees. "Do you need me to be--completely naked?"

The three at the table sat up straighter and leaned forward, staring at his groin. Lilah licked her lips, her smile growing exponentially. Warren swallowed hard, raised his eyebrows, and nodded in appreciation. Angel looked suitably impressed too--he blinked rapidly.

"What did you say?" Lilah asked, her eyes fixed on his nakedness.

"Do I have to take my pants all the way off or--is this alright?" A blush began at his neck and crept its way up, until his face was flaming. Nobody had ever scrutinized him naked like this before--not even his doctor! It was highly uncomfortable to be stared at while flapping in the breeze.

"Oh, this will do just fine..." Lilah smiled wider. "Turn around for us, please."

William turned, putting his back to them.

"You must work out a lot," Lilah commented. "Very nice buns and back. Torso is nicely muscled, love the six pack and pecs, good arms, good thighs..."

"I like to keep fit," William said, swallowing.

"It shows, honey. Okay, you can put your clothes back on."

William gratefully pulled his pants back up then turned back to face them.

"You're hired," Lilah said, not having to discuss it with the others.

"I am?" William grinned. "That's--wonderful! Thank you!"

"I have a feeling, a real good feeling about you, sweetie," Lilah said. She took a business card and held it out for him. "I want you to call me Friday at noon. I'll set up an appointment for you at our preferred salon for your makeover."

William took the card. "Makeover?"

"How attached are you to your hairstyle? Would you object to having it cut and re-styled?"

"No--That'd be fine..."

"And the glasses. They're cute--maybe we can use that look in a movie for you. But I'd like to get you some contact lenses."

"Okay..." William put his shirt back on.

"Is that a scar on your left eyebrow?" she asked. "How did you get it?" Lilah looked more closely at the scar, it provided him (or would provide, once she changed his appearance a bit) with a more rugged quality.

"I...uh...it's from a playground accident when I was 6." William touched the scar absently. "I slipped on a swing and the chain was a bit rusty."

"We'll say you got it in a bar fight...with a jealous husband perhaps. Sounds better. I look forward to working with you, William," Lilah said, the tone of her voice suggested she planned on 'working' with him quite closely.

"Um--my friend, Xander Harris, was in here right before me. Are you going to hire him as well?" William asked.

"Oh, the hunky brunette?" Lilah asked. William nodded. "We hadn't decided on him yet."

"Guys like him are a dime a dozen." Warren stuck his fingers under his sunglasses and rubbed his eyes.

"Well...could you hire him too? I don't want to work for you if he isn't working here too. We came here together."

Warren took off his dark sunglasses. He looked at William with bloodshot, disbelieving eyes. "You making demands already, kid?"

"No, no sir. I just--Xander's wanted to do these movies for a lot longer than I have. It doesn't seem fair if I get a place with your studio and he doesn't."

"Of all the--Who the hell do you think you are!?" Warren said irritably.

"Warren," Lilah cut him off. She looked at him, staring him down and yet again, showing him who was in charge. She smiled graciously at William. "I've got to admire your balls, William." Her eyes twinkled. 'Maybe later...' she thought. "Deal. You can tell Mr. Harris that he's hired too. He can come along and get a makeover as well."

"Oh, thank you, Miss Mor- Lilah! Xander's going to be chuffed to bits!"

Lilah laughed. "You're so cute! Go on, honey. I'll expect your call on Friday."

"Thank you all," William said courteously, although Lilah was the one who had made all the decisions. "You won't regret this!"

He turned and walked quickly out of the room.

"You sure about this?" Angel asked her.

"Yes."

"What about the other one? Why did you let him make a demand like that? He's a wet behind the ears, snot-nosed kid!" Warren asked.

"I liked Xander too. Good hair, big brown eyes, great smile...His body was bulky, but with some good musculature. I think he'll be a good addition to our little family. But that William," Lilah smiled, "he could be the next John Holmes--but hopefully without all the problems John had later on...I haven't seen a guy that good-looking and with a cock like that in a looong time."

"Yeah, I have to admit...he is hung like a bear. You have to do something about his look though," Warren said, already imagining how he'd set up shots to highlight the Brit's huge tool.

"No problem. A haircut, contacts, better clothes--I can do wonders with that one," Lilah said, chewing on a manicured fingernail.

"We'll see..." Angel said.

Angel crossed his arms, trying not to pout. He was no slouch at 7 inches--but William put him (and every other actor at the studio) to shame. There was a good chance that Angel could be knocked down a peg or two--and he didn't like that one bit. He could only hope that William wouldn't be able to perform well under pressure.



William raced back to Xander.

"You got it?!" Xander could tell by the big smile on William's face what the answer would be.

"Yes! We're both in! We have to call Miss Morgan on Friday--she's going to get us makeovers, whatever that means. But--we're in!"

Xander shouted in triumph. He got William in a bear hug and lifted him off the ground.

"YES! We did it! We're gonna be stars!" Xander laughed, jumping up and down. He knew that William had probably requested that Xander be hired too. "Thanks, man!"

"You--don't have to thank me. You could let me go so that I can breathe again though," William wheezed.

"Sorry." Xander smiled and released his friend. "But I do have to thank you. They weren't going to hire me a few minutes ago. The big man came through for the Xan-Man!"

William chuckled. "We're a package deal--they don't want you, they don't want me. But Miss Morgan said she liked you. I think it was the other two who were hesitant."

"Did you get a load of that Warren guy? 1970's much? The gold chains and open shirt look went out with the pet rock and rainbow suspenders."

They shared a giddy laugh.

"Let's get back to the hotel. Maybe get some Thai food to celebrate," William suggested.

"Lead on, MacDuff." Xander put his hand on William's shoulder.

"That's 'Lay on, MacDuff'. And Macbeth killed him after he said that--not a good thing."

"Whatever, Shakespeare boy. I mangle popular words and phrases. It's what I do." Xander shrugged. "Let's just get out of here before they tell us they changed their minds! Wheeee!"

Xander jumped on William's back, making the smaller man stumble forward.

William laughed, "Bloody hell, Xan! You weigh a ton--it's straight to the gym with you, floppy boy!"

"I'll have you know that I have the body of a taut, pre-teen Swedish boy! It's just my enormous talent and potential weighing me down."

William carried his bulkier friend out of the building.

The other would-be porn actors looked at them resentfully.

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