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:: CWF MAGAZINE ::
August 2002 ContentsEditorial Top Five... A Little Q & A... Snooping with the Snitch Puzzle (opens in new window)
Welcome to the August Edition of the CWF Magazine. Whilst you guys were recovering from the awesome action that was on display at Shindig Slam, we have been working around the clock to bring you some really cool features for this months magazine. This month: -- An interview with the CWF Vice President, Acid -- More Snooping with the Golden Snitch -- A brand new feature called 'Top Five...' -- plus lots more! Enjoy!!! -- Leigh Abbot
Top Five... Things Rabbi Dobba could do to convert more people to Righteous Justice
A Little Q & A... She is considered to be the wildcard in the CWF Board Room. She books bizarre matches and fires people on the spot. Overall, she is intriguing and could possibly be a bigger thorn in the sides of the McMartyn's than Phil Leach or Stone Cold Andy Morgan could ever be... CWF Mag: During you've career you've been in various federation and received numourous titles. At 22, you're the vice president of the biggest federation to come out of Wales. What would say was your greatest achievement in your career out of all this? Acid: There's been so many highs during my career that it's really difficult to say. Becoming the CWF Vice President is definitely one of the greatest. CWF Mag: Of course, you entered the CWF under some very unusual circumstances, which turned out to very embarrassing for Andrew McMartyn. A lot of people are calling you the 'Wildcard Exec.' Are they far from the truth? Acid: Well, you know what they say- 'the greatest storms announce themselves with a light breeze.' CWF Mag: Onto recent events in the CWF- you've been a business partnership with Dan Jones for a while, but that came to rather an abrupt end at Shindig Slam. How did your dealings with Dan Jones come about and why did they have to end? You two seemed to have a good arrangement. Acid: Dan Jones is a very talented performer. He's been with the company a hell of a lot longer than I have. It was quite simple really- I needed someone to watch my back around the McMartyns and that someone had to be a person who didn't really get on with them. Dan was the ideal candidate. In return, I offered to sponsor him to become the CWF Champion. Even though he was unsuccessful, I continued to sponsor him, getting him shots at other belts. The entire situation with Kyle Reece interfered with the partnership, causing a rift between Dan and myself. There was a lot of jealously there I think, plus a couple of prides were hurt in process. I'm just glad the whole thing's over with! CWF Mag: So, it's unlikely that you and Dan will patch things up and still be friends? Acid: Dan was never really a friend in the first place. He was always moody and quiet. Friends talk about stuff and have fun. dan just did what was neccessary and then he p***ed off. It was always about business with Dan, which is fair enough. I seriously don't think we'll be working together again. As far as I know, I'm not in his good books. CWF Mag: Does that count for Kyle Reece? Acid: Definitely yes. I hurt his feelings and I embarrassed him on television. I'd very much doubt if he would ever want to speak to me again, but he has to understand that I cannot mix business with pleasure. It makes things too complicated, and that's speaking from past experience. CWF Mag: You're now the CWF Women's Champion. How does it make you feel? Acid: Happy. I've now got something solid to prove that I am, and always have been, the #1 woman in this fed. I personally never needed this belt to prove that fact to myself, but to all those cretinettes out there who think that they have what it takes to usurp me. Felicia had better think again before trying anything like that again. The men are next- it's about time they got to know who the boss is. CWF Mag: Finally, what exactly is the 'Legacy of Get Bent?' Acid: [laughs] You'll all find that out in the next few weeks, I believe...
Golden Snitch here with more CWF gossip! -- Congrats to all our new champions, but especially to The Huckster, the new CWF Champion- proving that old people, even though dangerous behind the wheel of a car, can prove to be some use in society. -- Acid- there are so many titles she is known by these days- CWF VP, CWF Women's Champion, Wildcard, Heartbreaker, Scheming Wench... what else could this woman possibly do to our roster? -- Looks like old wounds have reopened for Dan Jones and Phil Leach. These two veteran fighters seem to be finally getting the chance to settle their differences... -- Kid Punk - could he be anymore dangerous? I fear certain folks of the opposite gender are about to find that out... -- If you were to put Rabbi Bernie Dobba and The Shuck in a weirdo competition, who would come out on top? That would be too close to call... -- Excellent debuts made recently by Fallon and Asya. I predict great things for these two newest addtions to the women's roster. But first they have to settle a little matter between themselves- who did get to the make up chair first anyway? -- Blue Flash is out with a concussion and several abrasions follwing his match with Damian Ali at Shindig Slam. The CWF's resident superhero will return soon to begin another adventure. -- Faith is still recovering from whiplash after being powerbombed by Asya. She should be returning to action within a week or so. -- Hans Grip has a twisted knee and is taking a well earned break- let's face it, he deserves it! Sven Oger-Svensson will also be absent from the CWF screens for a week or so. Apparantly he's going on holiday with a lady called Nancy??? -- Both Damian Ali and Felicia are out of action this week. Damian Ali has been suspended due to his behaviour in the Theatre of Pain match, which caused injury to the Blue Flash. Felicia is nursing a sprained wrist and a slight concussion following her unsuccessful title defence against Acid on Sunday night. The terrible twosome should be returning to action in a week. More snooping next month! - The Golden Snitch
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