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The Launch
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a woman new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. (wait for it........) (remember, this is supposed to be true.......) Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer! Requires a Java Enabled Browser. Sex Tips For Idiots Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.   There is no need for dice in role playing. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio.  You can lie down during a one-night stand. When a girl talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break.  Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth. Sex is like The Club - Accept no substitutes.
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