CONFESSIONAL

The Confession

There was this young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional box, she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The Priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." Requires a Java Enabled Browser.
The young woman said, "Well, last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."
The priest sighed, thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and then drink it..."
The young woman asked confusingly, "Father, will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said "NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face."

Stolen Turkey:

Ducking into confession with a turkey under his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would

you take it and settle my guilt?"

"Certainly not," said the Priest. "As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."
"I tried," Brian sobbed, "but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"
"If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."
Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.
When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey.

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